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TV/Movies › Re: It's Irritating When Kiddwaya Kisses Erica In My Presence - Laycon by macho44(m): 7:09pm On Aug 05, 2020
This guy sef, his mumu don too much
Family › Re: I Am Cancelling All Marriage Plans Because Of What My Girlfriend Did To My Niece by macho44(m): 7:07pm On Aug 05, 2020
Anigreat:
I'm sorry to bother you all this early morning with this my story.

Apologies for any blunders spotted, and sorry for the lengthy post.

I have a niece who unfortunately the mother died when she was barely a month old, and her mother was my only sibling as my mother gave birth to two of us, remaining only me now. Her death was really painful to us, but i thank God for consoling us especially my mother.

During her pregnancy, she never made mentioned of the person responsible for her pregnancy inspite of my mother's threat. When the inevitable happened we had no other option than to adopt the child. We were praying earnestly that the child survive, glory to God she did survive though it wasn't easy, as at now she's 14years old and currently in SSS1.

Last week my mum called me that my niece says she's coming to Uyo were i am staying to stay with me since there's no school for now, which i obliged to it immediately. Prior before this call, my girlfriend whom i intended to marry was staying with me. I informed her immediately that my niece is coming to stay with us for a short period of time, immediately i told her this, her countenance change through out that day. I keep on asking her what the matter was but she keep on saying nothing.

Monday last weekmy niece arrived my place.

My dears ever since my niece set her foot in my house, this girlfriend of mine whom i intended to marry turned to something else. She stop cooking, washing and sweeping, all she does is to ordered my niece around as her house help. I was so hurt seeing this that i confronted her thinking that she will change, but she went from bad to worst.

Yesterday morning i overheard her telling my niece to wash the toilet and mop the floor before thinking of eating. My niece replied that she's too tired that she won't be able to do it(I was actually happy inside when i hear this)

What follows next was a sounding knocked she gave to my niece and the poor girl screamed and started crying.

Truth be said, i was so furious that came out of the room. I didn't asked her anything i just told her your cup is full today. I dealt with her seriously. The beating i gave to her was out of this world, that she was bleeding, though later in the day i took her to a nearby clinic for treatment.

I have learnt alot this few days. Men should be careful of the type of women they intend to settle down with.

As some of them will manipulate you that you start hating your family members or stop them from coming to your house for no reasons if you're not strong.

I want her to get well after that i will put an end to the relationship, all marriage plan cancel, and no going back and no regret.

Imagine if I've gone ahead to marry her. Is this how she will be maltreating my niece? obviously i will forever leave in regrets.

If you ask me if i feel sorry for beating her, truth is, there's no atom of regret in me, and i will never feel sorry for her. If she has the mind to maltreat a poor girl whose mother is late, she's capable of anything.

Insults are welcome.
Bros, you be man. Even if I don't subscribe to beating up women, still you did well to stamp your authority.
Travel › Re: Charter Airlines Defy Flight Ban, Fly Rich Nigerians Abroad by macho44(m): 6:38pm On Aug 02, 2020
Money Talks, BULLSHITS Works.
Onye-ego bu eze "Person wey get money na im be KING", so my dear people of GOD, make una no think am. RULES are meant to be broken, all you need to do is have a very deep pocket. The choice is yours today to either choose which side of the divide you wanna be on, the rule breaker or the wailer who spends his/her productive time complaining about bad governance or oppression by the high & mighty grin grin grin grin



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Celebrities › Re: Omo Britico Acquires A New House In Lekki by macho44(m): 6:32pm On Aug 02, 2020
Is she SINGLE, DIVORCED In a COMPLICATED union, DOMESTIC Partnership or Na Glorified Evening Newspaper? I'm asking for a friend grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
Politics › Re: Repentant Boko Haram Fighter: I Can't Remember How Many People I Have Killed by macho44(m): 6:30pm On Aug 02, 2020
NIGERIA my country, Buhari our President grin grin grin grin, i too like this country, DSTV dem suppose dedicate one special channel for dia network to dey broadcast all our "MUMU-NESS", see people wey don waste their fellow human beings dey receive pardon, finally ehn nothing wey BERET no go see for Mercy Chinwo head grin grin grin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
Politics › Re: Prophet Odumeje On 2023: "Only Ndigbo Can Revive Nigerian Economy" (VIDEO) by macho44(m): 6:26pm On Aug 02, 2020
I don't agree with his claims, not one bit. Igbo's no be the only people wey sabi hustle. You see people like this Arabanko Pastor, na dem be the real anti-christ, dia own na cause kasala here and there. My dear people of GOD, make una shine eyes well well for all this so called clergy men, some of dem no dey use clear eye do wetin dem dey do.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
Christianity Etc › Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by macho44(m): 6:22pm On Aug 02, 2020
Flier:
My brain is programmed to pick a race anytime i see a lady from white germent church grin grin grin
I dont want a situation where a lady would check my destiny before marrying me and tie me down if my future is bright
Hmmm, bros this wan wey u say "If your Future is bright", that na probability word ooo. As a gallant man wey u be, u suppose dey proclaim and pronounce POSITIVITY upon yaself and ya ministry, you go make am, say "AMEN" grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
TV/Movies › Re: Brighito, Praise, Other Housemates Mock Ka3na After Knowing About The Romp by macho44(m): 6:19pm On Aug 02, 2020
Praise na sabi boi, he has Pounded Ka3na's BANGA, and from the look of things e KNAck am wella-wella. Finally ehn, na dia business be that, SHIT don't change nothing, every mallam to his KETTLE.
Buy una sef too like this BBN, it wont cost you nothing if ya take time off to learn an online skill and earn passive income. You can start with CLICKBANK, Plenty youths like you and me are making a killing outta CLICKBANK, and if they can, we can do better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
Crime › Re: Emmanuel Adeniji: Nigerian Man Rapes 73-Year-Old Woman In Ireland by macho44(m): 11:24pm On Aug 01, 2020
Stylekay:
So many hidden posts. I guess tribal altercation.

Honestly I have lost reasons on why I should continue to stay alive. I can't continue again except there's an
intervention in form of help that should come my way. It's unfortunate but I can't continue like this again.

Good evening all, I made the above post yesterday and Nairalanders being kind hearted people have quoted the post with so much words of encouragement and also discouraging me from taking any nasty decision. Truthfully speaking, I really need help and it's to start up something to help myself having not been able to secure a job as a graduate. I want to start a poultry farm having had experience about it. My challenge now is raising capital like up to 100 or 150k. Please I'll really appreciate any contributions from anyone towards achieving this. I understand you have your own problems that need finances, but please be of assistance to me. This is just a way to help myself and younger ones looking up to me. It will me out of the present depression and suicidal thoughts. Frankly speaking, I can't continue with my present state. I need some changes in my life. Thank you very much.

Acc. No.: 214-117-13-86
Bank: UBA
Name: Samuel Friday

PS: Please before you tag me a scammer, at least find out first.
I feel you bro. Every hustler get his/her own PayDay, hold on and be strong, las las we all go smile. If poultry business no pure, you fit still find something do online like CLICKBANK (Affiliate Marketing) or Freelancing....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
Celebrities › Re: Mompha Visits Adeherself In Her Home (video) by macho44(m): 11:20pm On Aug 01, 2020
This wan na open invitation to PLUNDER, hustle must kwantinu. Afterall, birds of same feather, dem dey like FLY together even for NIGHT grin grin grin.

My dear people of GOD, no let this kain people use dem money oppress you. You can make it legitimately online without scamming a DIME...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
Politics › Re: Buhari Donates Two Cows To Corpers In Katsina For Sallah Celebration by macho44(m): 11:16pm On Aug 01, 2020
PMB has done it again, tankio tankio for the COW, at all at all na WINCH grin

But make the corpers dem no chop cow meat forget demself ooo, the real Koko na after NYSC, what next? All man sabi say JOBS no dey, the ones way dey dem dey ask for people with 10 years experience. Finally, na online hustle sure pass, no be Yahoo-yahoo oo, the legit one. Affiliate marketing & Freelancing wink wink wink


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
Jobs/Vacancies › How To Create A CLICKBANK Account In NIGERIA & Other Restricted Countries by macho44(op): 11:08pm On Aug 01, 2020
Opening a ClickBank account in Nigeria has been a major problem for many affiliate marketers. If you have been facing this issue, I have the solution to your problem.

This video tutorial on how to create a ClickBank account in Nigeria is a step by step guide that takes you through the entire ClickBank registration.
The good thing about this ClickBank tutorial is that it also works for other Clickbank restricted countries like Bangladesh, Pakistan, etc and not just Nigerian alone.

So, if you are from any of the ClickBank unsupported countries, and you have been thinking of how to create a ClickBank account to make money online and succeed with ClickBank affiliate marketing, then this video is for you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
Business › Re: Which Small Business Can I Start Without Any Cash? by macho44(m): 11:06pm On Aug 01, 2020
CLICKBANK is bae, you should give it a try....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
Webmasters › Re: Buy And Sell Website / Blog In Nigeria by macho44(m): 11:22pm On Jul 30, 2020
Has your adsense account been limited? Check how to fix it below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SDb2dH18Y
Webmasters › Re: Help! Gurus In The House, How Can I Recover My Gmail Account? by macho44(m): 11:21pm On Jul 30, 2020
Has your adsense account been limited? Check how to fix it below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SDb2dH18Y
Webmasters › Re: Are You Having Problems Receiving Your Adsense Pin? Follow This To Verify In 15m by macho44(m): 11:19pm On Jul 30, 2020
Has your adsense account been limited? Check how to fix it below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SDb2dH18Y
Webmasters › Re: Ojaoluwaweb Is A Big Scam I Fell For Their Trick, Don't Be A Victim by macho44(m): 11:18pm On Jul 30, 2020
Has your adsense account been limited? Check how to fix it below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SDb2dH18Y
Webmasters › Re: Please Try Promote Music On My New Site [ngsloaded. Tk] by macho44(m): 11:17pm On Jul 30, 2020
Has your adsense account been limited? Check how to fix it below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SDb2dH18Y
Webmasters › How To Fix Limited Ad Serving On Any Google Adsense Account(video TUTORIAL) by macho44(op): 11:15pm On Jul 30, 2020
Have you been thinking of how to fix temporary ads serving limit placed on your Google Adsense account? Not to worry for I have the solution to your problem.
I recently had Ad serving limit placed on my Adsense account, and it took me some deep research and soul searching to fix the problem.

So, I decided to share the same exact method which I used to fix my temporary ads serving limit issue, and you have my guarantee that if you follow the steps discussed in this video, any temporary ad serving limit placed on your AdSense account will be a thing of the past.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SDb2dH18Y
Webmasters › Re: I Need A Domain With Nigeria Adsense. by macho44(m): 11:13pm On Jul 30, 2020
Has your adsense account been limited? Check how to fix it below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SDb2dH18Y
Celebrities › Re: Princess Shyngle: I'm A Proud Bisexual Girl, I Swing Both Ways by macho44(m): 11:50am On Jul 29, 2020
Princess Shyngle, this gal been dey love me, but as guy man wet i be i turned her down grin grin grin

Meanwhile, if you've been thinking of how join the trend and shift your hustle to the "ONLINE SPACE", ClickBank is a sure way to get started, and if you need help on how to open CLICKBANK account in Nigeria, this video will teach you how to grin

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Romance › Re: I Envy Guys That Hardly Get Erection by macho44(m): 12:54am On Jul 29, 2020
Mathscum:
Just imagine if i am in that big brother Niger house my brother my dick go day erect 2 4 7

I don't know if it is because I am a shower.

Out of all the women I have slept with no one has seen my flaccid state before sex, immediately I enter the bedroom with them my dick erect immediately
After the first round within few minutes it pick up again

Even if I am talking to a girl and it is going erotic ban e done stand.

Guys that hardly get erection they don't know what God has done for them.
My dear brother grin grin grin grin, i think say na only me dey get INSTANT ERECTION anyhow, even inside CHURCH "Junior Dey Like To Misbehave" grin grin grin grin. Well, i have no choice but to carry my cross, e get why....
Meanwhile, if you've been thinking of how join the trend and shift your hustle to the "ONLINE SPACE", ClickBank is a sure way to get started, and if you need help on how to open CLICKBANK account in Nigeria, this video will teach you how to cheesy


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Romance › Re: Value And Respect Your Woman No Matter The Size (photos) by macho44(m): 12:50am On Jul 29, 2020
But Why!!!! grin grin grin grin
Ogbeni OP, if i be dia landlord, walahi dem go dey pay 'Toilet FEE' grin grin grin
See as dia belle big, d woman come carry 3 people Yansh, anytime dem eat BEANS, hmmmthe Septic tank go hear am grin grin grin

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Romance › Re: Resurfaced: I Don't Love Him But This Is Happening, Advice Needed. by macho44(m): 12:47am On Jul 29, 2020
Different strokes for different folks. If you no want am, women wey go do anything to be in your shoes plenty ooo. Just make sure you don't start playing truant when some other lady walks in.

Meanwhile, if you've been thinking of how join the trend and shift your hustle to the "ONLINE SPACE", ClickBank is a sure way to get started, and if you need help on how to open CLICKBANK account in Nigeria, this video will teach you how to cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
Romance › Re: The Lady In My Life, My Burden. by macho44(m): 12:43am On Jul 29, 2020
Dating a NIGERIAN gal is akin to taking care of an ORPHAN, dia problems no dey ever END grin grin grin grin Ogbeni OP, dust your slippers, put am for your head and use speed run oooo, else suffer fit kpai you before your time....
But if you've been "Pounding her BANGA" all this while, then make u no complain because you cannot eat your cake and have it, no way. She give you her BANGA to pound, you give her moneyto settle her problems grin grin grin grin

On the other hand, make she try find something on the side to do. She fit start with CLICKBANK sef
Meanwhile, if you've been thinking of how join the trend and shift your hustle to the "ONLINE SPACE", ClickBank is a sure way to get started, and if you need help on how to open CLICKBANK account in Nigeria, this video will teach you how to cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
Career › Re: I Earn Over 300K Monthly... But I Don't Love My Job by macho44(m): 12:34am On Jul 29, 2020
Mehn!!! Ogbeni OP, i know how it feels, been there, done that. You just make me remember when i dey earn Imilli every week, i had to sharply resign because my village people come dey invite me to join "AGE-GRADE", and me no kuku dey like all those main association because next thing dem go begin dey bill you, and the ones way no like you fit travel go 'Benin-City or Cross-River' because of you grin grin grin grin, so to prevent stories that touch, i jejely resign begin dey do ClickBank and life has been good ever since grin grin grin

Meanwhile, if you've been thinking of how join the trend and shift your hustle to the "ONLINE SPACE", ClickBank is a sure way to get started, and if you need help on how to open CLICKBANK account in Nigeria, this video will teach you how to cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb87XSmmW1E
TV/Movies › Re: Prince Uses Nengi To Demonstrate His Favourite Sex Position, Ozo Pained by macho44(m): 12:29am On Jul 29, 2020
Nna Ehn!!! Biggy for kuku order them to pull cloth and do the do grin grin grin, for people way dey watch am e just be like say dem serve you Garri without SOUP grin grin grin

Meanwhile, if you've been thinking of how join the trend and shift your hustle to the "ONLINE SPACE", ClickBank is a sure way to get started, and if you need help on how to open CLICKBANK account in Nigeria, this video will teach you how to cheesy


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Health › Re: 624 New COVID-19 Cases, 561 Discharged And 8 Deaths On July 28 - (4906 Tested) by macho44(m): 12:23am On Jul 29, 2020
Dis NCDC people dem sef, ayaf tired to dey see dem update. Like play like joke, our own CORO no dey reduce, the figures just dey increase. I just dey wonder if all dem folo dey count livestock join the number of infected persons grin grin grin grin grin

Meanwhile, if you've been thinking of how join the trend and shift your hustle to the "ONLINE SPACE", ClickBank is a sure way to get started, and if you need help on how to open CLICKBANK account in Nigeria, this video will teach you how to cheesy


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Romance › Re: Nigerians Are Hypocrites When It Comes To Sex. My Experience At Shoprite by macho44(m): 12:21am On Jul 29, 2020
OP ya did the right thing, cuz all em farm tools bee sharing STD's without thinking twice. No NIGERIAN lady, i repeat "NO 9JA GAL" is worth Pounding her "BANGA" raw, e get why grin grin grin grin

Meanwhile, if you've been thinking of how join the trend and shift your hustle to the "ONLINE SPACE", ClickBank is a sure way to get started, and if you need help on how to open CLICKBANK account in Nigeria, this video will teach you how to cheesy


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Nairaland General › What Is The Best Medium To Send A Parcel From NIGERIA To Germany by macho44(op): 1:15pm On Jul 22, 2020
Greetings Nairalanders,
Please what is the way to send a parcel from NIGERIA to Germany?

The package isn't heavy, just two pairs of shoes and some packaged edibles. Will appreciate your meaningful outputs, it's kinda urgent. Thanks and have a blessed day.
Sports › Re: Ndubuisi Egbo Wins Albania League, Qualifies For Champions League by macho44(m): 6:37pm On Jul 20, 2020
UnaToto:
Their girls Toto go don hear am.





UnaToto
UnaToto UnaToto, how market? grin

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