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ahahnow:
please talk about smelling cucumber. men take note

I see u love CUCUMBER 😁😁😁

Benita27:
Coming from a guy, I'm impressed. What I don't get is why any girl would be roaming with a smelling vagina when one could easily know if you smell offensively down there?. The worst is they let their bfs give them head. Hian!.

U go see beta husband like me, say "Amen"!!!

It's a well known fact that every vagina has an odour, however that is not the issue. The question is, if you (and your partner) are comfortable with the odour down below. Some odours could be very strong, offensive, and almost unbearable; others, mild, natural, and easily ignored. How you smell "down there" has a great influence on your love-relationship and marriage.

It might be the unspoken reason why your partner keeps "running away"; or believe it or not, it might be one of the reasons why your partner can't wait to get home everyday, from work, to be with you! It makes and breaks marriages. Let's take a critical look at these key factors, on how to effectively manage vaginal odor;


DO I SMELL GOOD DOWN THERE?
Smelling "good" down there doesn't really come from using all those potentially harmful products like vaginal soaps, vaginal douches, cosmetic creams, vaginal sprays, vaginal perfumes, and so on. No! Don't use those things! They eventually do more harm than good. Every clean, infection-free vagina has an odour that is natural and unique. Every lady has her own smell, which might change, from time to time, depending on several factors (like health status, diet, and stage in menstrual cycle). This good smell--mild, soft, non-offensive--is from the normal, healthy vaginal secretions that frequently "wash" the vagina protecting it from harmful substances and microorganisms. All these scented, vaginal odour-removing products in the market affect the God-given cleansing mechanisms in the vagina, and "wicked" organisms can then invade the vagina and cause infections. This good smell is aphrodisiac, and most men love it (and could even kill another man for it)!



DO I SMELL BAD DOWN THERE?
This, according to my user-friendly system of classification, is vaginal odour from poor hygiene. Some ladies are only "clean" on the outside; inside doesn't look and smell good. This isn't good. The vagina produces normal cleansing secretions which has a mild, bearable smell but when allowed to get dried and stay for long periods becomes "bad" smell. This bad odour also comes from urine drops on panties, pubic hairs, and vaginal areas. The vagina and surrounding areas also have oil- and sweat-producing glands.

Imagine not taking your bath after a long, sweaty workout session in the gym! I am not advising that you "over-wash"; no, that will eventually affect that cleansing mechanism and cause infections. Wear clean, loose-fitting "pants" and underwears--fresh ones every new day. Cotton wears are preferable. Avoid tight wears as much as possible. After urinating, wash only the outside, and minimally; or you could simply dab or clean gently with tissue papers. After poo-pooing, always clean from the front to the back--to avoid smearing the vaginal area with faeces! When bathing, use only mild, non-perfumed soaps and only on the outside--the pubic hair region and vagina lips. Lukewarm water is always the best. Avoid the temptation of excessively washing "inside", even

Read More @ SOURCE:http://www.nelshireglobe.com.ng/2017/06/how-to-manage-vaginal-odour.html

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lilybonny:
No atom of truth in this write-up_OP.

na u sabi

Stlomo1s:
if u see one,ar u sure u can identify one??

YOU

ibrahimdoc:
bruder. bis morgen. i wrote you are message in my thread about german. please repond to me. i will be waiting to hear from you. vielen dank.

aaaaah, OK. pls send me the link to the thread again.

Tuksgrad:
Thanks.

oya Love me back, it takes 2 to tango, shebi u know?

Tuksgrad:
I totally agree with you, as a young girl I was tomboyish in appearance and no one ever suspected me of being gay .

Ayam loving u already

mrmrmister:
Okay.
After spotting them, what next?

U approach them and tell them the magic word na, ABI u wan dull urself?

kimbra:
I don't trust this Ikechukwu of a boy. Please, don't break her heart. The lady is in-love.

worry not, if he breaks her heart, I go use POP take patch am.

kimbra:
Often times, the people you assume to be lesbians turn out to be straight.

Often true, but not always true.

With the growing trend of same gender relationships, it's become relatively easier to identify people who practice it.
Take for instance, the women folk.Have you ever wondered why a seemingly good looking and attractive female shys away from the opposite gender? always preferring to be seen in the company of people with same gender as herself.
Although Sometimes it might be that she’s just not into you because you’re not her type or she feels more secure being around her fellow women. Before you get offended you might as well consider that she doesn’t even like men to begin with. Let's take a critical look at some clear cut signs to help you know when if a woman is into same gender relationship;
HAIR-DO.

Everyone is entitled to wear a hairstyle of their own choice, but there are some haircuts that are too obvious to be mistaken.
One, straight women will probably not wear a faux "Hawk or a Mohawk". So if you see this cut, instincts will tell you that she is definitely one. Two, short hair is suspicious, but not definite, so be careful in judging this type. Three, unless she is into modeling in a futuristic-themed fashion event, playing a character or unless she is into comics, applying too much hair gel is absolutely not an option for straight girls.
FASHION SENSE.

Rainbow inspired accessories like anklets, bracelets, earrings, rings or even rainbow bumper stickers could be reliable clues that she is a l*s_bo. Yet, it is also likely that she is just an advocate of same gender rights. Fashion style is also quite similar to straight females. But remember that they don’t wear these clothes like straight girls do.
MANNERISM.

First, is she doing the bad as_s girl sitting-position? Does she tend to spread her legs more than necessary while sitting, as if she has a willy between her legs? Second, does she walk like a dude? She is most likely a one if she walks with slouched shoulders as if trying to hide her boss_om, with legs set apart and in a slightly slow half-bouncing


Read more @ SOURCE:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2017/05/easy-signs-to-know-when-woman-isnt-into.html

Strange things do happen for real. The entire world has revelled in shock and disbelief ever since a "One-eyed" goat was born over a week ago in a tiny village in Assam, India.

Some villagers believe the goat is sacred and have begun to worship it after it was born a week ago. Vets predicted that the goat, which also only has one ear, would die within a few days but it has defied the odds so far.

Read more@ SOURCE:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2017/05/one-eyed-goat-delivered-in-india.html

KealDrogo:
What about 10 reasons to date single Dad? I always see single moms.... Bt not much for single dads. Single moms and dads should date and marry each other thy are best suited. Leave us single guys out of it....

Well said bro.

saintvc:
single mum aren't submissive

Give us valid points to substantiate ur claims

saintvc:
false.they have fewer fuckees than an average single gal

Agreed

Winning the LOVE and affection of a single mom is likened to having won a relationship jackpot. It's a well known fact, that only very few love as selflessly and truly as a woman who has raised her Child(ren) alone (or mostly on her own).
According to the reports of a recent survey carried out recently, We asked a handful of single moms to give their various opinions on why dating a single mom is IDEAL;
Read some of our favorite reasons below.

VERSATILITY.

It's very likely, any single mom you date has a lot on her plate and much of it comes her way unexpectedly. For instance, "the kids getting flu right before a work trip", It simply that she has to alter her plans and arrangements and she won't complain if you’re running late for a dinner date because of a deadline at work.
According to Mandy, one of the single moms we spoke with, she explained;
"I've probably dealt with far worse.“Have you ever taken a child to the movies and had them spill an entire Slurpee all over themselves then pitch a major earth-shattering meltdown with four people ahead of you in line at the register? We have,” she jokes. “We take it in stride -– what’s the other option? Some things are just out of your control. Failed dinner plans are nothing to us.”
NO TIME FOR GAMES

Single moms are particular about who they let into their life for good reason. They’ve got kids to worry about so they’re not just going to let any random guy walk through the door. If she’s chosen you, you must be pretty special, says Tina.
“Know that once you’re in, you’ve reached a level of acceptance not very many people, especially men, achieve,” she says. “The way we love is the way we have learned to live our lives as single moms: fiercely, sweetly and smartly".

EXPERIENCE.

If you seek a woman who gets things done without much fuss, beam your search lights in the direction of a single mom.
“They virtually do everything, and I mean everything, From bringing home the bacon, fry it up in the pan, clean the pan afterwards".
Truth is, single moms parent with enthusiasm. They work hard at whatever jobs they do,Also doubling as tender caretakers and tough decision makers.”
I bet it sounds like the kind of "All rounded, badass and complex woman you want to choose for a life partner.

INDEPENDENCE
While other people you date might get clingy and annoyed by your few-and-far-between texts, a single mom absolutely, has no time for that. She’s got a world of her own and kids to worry about. If you say you need some space or time to yourself, she’ll respect it.
“They are used to being on their own and aren’t afraid of it . “When you’re balancing work, kids and a social life, you value your alone time as a single mom and are pretty damn independent because you have to be. You can rest assured I’m going to continue to have my own life and will be perfectly OK with you having yours.”


LOVES UNCONDITIONALLY

Any single parent will tell you: Raising a kid on your own is the ultimate primer on how to love unconditionally. If you are all your kid(s) has in the world, you learn to love selflessly. That kind of selfless, unconditional love has also made her a better partner.
“Single moms offer a bigger well of caring and love than you can fathom, their patience, love, and capability for nurturing has so more depth because of their kids. If you’re good to them, you’ll have a more faithful, supportive and loving life partner than you’ve ever imagined.”


ATTRACTIVENESS

She may lean heavily on the no-nonsense mom uniform when she’s with the kids — jeans, t-shirts, a ponytail, yoga pants, or any combination thereof — but if you ask her out on a date, she’ll likely relish the chance to get all dolled up.
“From firsthand experience, I can tell you that Single moms can’t wait to dress up and feel attractive. Since they have their child(ren) hanging on them virtually all the time and have to constantly be in responsible mommy mode, DATES are a rare opportunity to let down hair down loose and::: Read more @ SOURCE:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2017/05/top-reasons-why-you-should-date-single.html

Nigeria's apex Financial institution "The Central Bank of Nigeria" (CBN) has injected an additional $457.3 million into
various segments of the forex market - Small and Medium Enterprises (SMEs) and invisibles segments comprising basic travel allowance, tuition fee and medical got 50 million dollars and 40 million dollars respectively.
According to The CBN Spokesman, Mr Isaac Okoroafor, He stated that both the spot and forwards segments garnered 267.3 million dollars, while the wholesale segment got 100 million dollars.

Okoroafor also mentioned the Small and Medium Enterprises (SMEs) and invincible segments comprising basic travel allowance, tuition fee and medical got 50 million dollars and 40 million dollars respectively.

Read more @ SOURCE:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2017/05/cbn-injects-additional-4573m-into-forex.html

ifyalways:
I'll say Germany, Greece,Italy and Poland.

Hallo, I'd love to ask you a few important questions please.

ibrahimdoc:
yes bro i totally agree with you. i have just enrolled for the german training in my area. but the thing is that they dnt write exams here, they said it is only done in lagos and i dnt stay in lagos. they said they can only give me a letter of attestation to prove that i have undergone german training. i would like to know if this will be acceptable in the embassey cod they wrote in thier website that the applicant needs to.come with a prove of basic german knowledge. Hoping to hear from u soon.

You need to enroll , study and pass at a German Schule, preferably Goethe institute in Lagos. I am presently a student there. If you scale thru the A1 which is the very basic, with the Zertifikate you stand a good chance of being granted a visa, and from your story, The Family reunion visa would be best suited for you. Till then, Auf wiedersehen, Herr Ibrahimdoc.

fpeter:
Please, which country in Europe would be easier for me to obtain Schengen Visa?

Thank you.

Slovakia I suppose.

Xtemporize009:
Giving up is not in our DNA

na so e be oooo, abeg I wan arrange myself, I need helpful tips from yours truly.

Xtemporize009:
I have been denied FOUR times......but I have gotten it now after all said and done......

yessssss, you are my Role Model, I dey look up to you BOSS. Abeg I wan tow ur PAth,I be complete newbie, abeg tutor me as u take do am.

ZarZar:
Lol, there's actually a movie called Deuce Bigalow, the American gigolo.

Brucie boy is either a gold digging gigolo or maybe he has a fetish for grandma type ladies, the same way there are some people out there with a thing for midgets, etc

well said

As they often say, "AGE" is just a number, an issue of mind over matter, if you don't mind, then it don't matter.

For 61-year-old woman, Evelyn Simons who recently married a 20-year-old toyboy just three weeks after meeting him at her son’s funeral, she has no qualms about the "AGE" difference.
When grieving pensioner Evelyn Simons went to pay her last respects at her son’s funeral, the last thing she expected to find was love.
Following a whirlwind three-week romance, she and Bruce Chadwick – now 21, and who had previously dated a woman of 67 exchanged marital vows in a ceremony which he arranged for just $137 in six days. Later, on their wedding night, they made L_ve for the first time.
“It was wonderful, beyond my wildest dreams,” revealed Bruce.
“She really is my dream woman and the physical side of our relationship couldn’t be better.” “It was the best ever,” agreed Evelyn. “I’d never had a connection like it before. I wasn’t looking for a young man, but Gary just came along,” said Evelyn, a supermarket assistant. “I just knew straight away that he was the one. I’d been married to my first husband Donald for 43 years, and so when he died in 2013 after seven months in hospital from complications with diabetes, I found myself on my own,’ said Evelyn.
“I’d turn up for work in tears and my colleagues would ask me what was wrong. Deep down, I was searching for a soulmate. Bruce, whose attraction to older women started with a crush on a teacher at the age of eight, said he had also been in turmoil, feeling trapped in an unhappy relationship with his 61-year-old lover.

“We were always fighting,’ said Bruce. “I fell into depression and was looking for a way out.”
As soon as he broke up with his girlfriend, he raced round to Lisa’s to confess his love for Evelyn. “It was an instant thing for me too,” said Bruce. “She had the most gorgeous, sparkling blue eyes. When I told Lisa that I liked Evelyn, she said that she liked me too and that she should get us together.”
“Some family members Bruce was far too young for me, and that I must be crazy,” said Evelyn. “I told him I wasn’t crazy, and that we loved each other.” Two weeks after their first date, she had no hesitation in accepting when Bruce proposed on the phone.

And six days later, after Bruce had hurriedly arranged everything, budget, Evelyn wore a dress borrowed from his cousin as they married in the gardens outside Lisa’s flat where they’d had their first kiss.
Since their wedding in October, Bruce had their names tattooed across his chest and the couple are now living in Evelyn’s five-bedroom house, in Romoland, California, USA with her daughter Cindy, 40, and grandchildren Jamie, 21, and Janet, 16.

Bruce has also started working at another supermarket, but is applying for a transfer to the same one as Evelyn’s so they can be together all the time.
He said:
“Evelyn is so young at heart that age never bothers us, we never really think about it. I just know that God answered my prayers that day she walked into my life.”

She added: ‘The one thing I’ve learnt is that when you truly love somebody, it really doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks.”

Read More Mind Blowing True Life Romance Stories@ SOURCE:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2017/05/20-year-old-boy-marries-61-year-old.html

lilybonny:
you? How?

typical response from a Nigerian female

Nnwannsukka:
Did u make enquiries before asking me? NO

make enquiries and stop wasting our cyber space.

na u get the cyberspace Dis guy sef, Lai Mohammed na learner for your side.

Andrella51:
hmmmm no be small thing oh

u go marry beta husband, say AMEN

Nnwannsukka:
Hanks Anuku The Nigerian Jaja of Opobo

na u infect am?