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Of course.
Angelina jolie n brad pit can.

Mr n mrs smith things

Greekgoddess:
I hate anything that has to do with politics

I pray dat wat ever situation we find ourselves in, God should see us through

We on d same page. Why are u copying me?

Greekgoddess:
Change indeed

It's d gullible ones dey will deceive not me

Lol. Dey are all d same dear. None of them can give us what we want,
Dey can only do dat to themselves.

Greekgoddess:
U r funny

Seems u r an APC member

Lol. Not really. Just acknowledging their change era

Greekgoddess:
Naaah, d heartbreak is past, am over it

I saw d pics, i love d words den i used it

Aiit. Dont worry an APC lover will soon come ur way n sweep u off ur feet
Till he walks u to d alter.

Greekgoddess:
U r absolutely right

I screengrabed your dp. Quite touching. Is d dp as a result of this heartbreaker we talking about?

Greekgoddess:
Story

I have shared all

At the end wat happened

Not all relationships lead to marriage even if it started the sweetest.

liljboy:
my sister, a man ought to have secrets, there is something your dad may never tell your mum but will tell your brother, because he is a man...... take it or leave it



for your question... I will never share any

Haba bros, it can be dat bad. Dont be a meanie.
If u find a girl u love, u will share atleast 2 of d options

But no 5 is the most difficult shit for me.
No 9 is somewhat sketchy too, as am not much of a sportsman
But i do well in almost every oda.

moscobabs:
is a scam ooo.


let me share my experience,

I changed my job just of recent, during my interview my employer sees me as a brilliant and experience young man that has 6 years experience in my field. and they wanted to get me by all means. therefore they were ready to pay me 160% of my present job then which I agreed cos I needed a beta offer and I got it. They asked when would I like to join the company and I told them August 3rd after my 2 weeks notification to my then present company and they agreed with a good impression. when I got home they started calling me that I should please resign the following day that was July 15. then I tell them to send me my Employment letter to my mail.they refused to send it and i refused to resign in my office too .The Chairman has instructed the HR on 21st to send the letter to me ,so the HR sent it on 22nd without waiting for the chairman again, Unknown to her that the Chairman has emplyed someone with Higher qualification and experience than me and with less Take home. I got the Letter on 22nd and I resigned that day. Then the HR called me on 24th that the chairman says he does not need me again..I was just laughing cos i know my right. I resumed there on 3rd August , I did not even listen to what the HR was saying I just sat down on one chair till closing hour , the following day I did the same and they called the security to walk me out. I obeyed, i came back on wesday the security did not allow me to enter. to cut the story short when month ends, I went there to demand for my salary. they were just laughing . na lawyer eventually collect the salary and they were forced to retain my Job

Intresting. Can i ask u? What in a case where u have no employment letter.
You decide to leav d company for anoda company, u did not give them any prior
Notice because der was no contract.
Because ur position involves cash, u count ur salary for the days u have worked and balance d accounts with a surbodinate.
Is this action punishable by law?

Cc barister treash ur opinion needed.

Please, note i requested for the Cvs of those who meet all the criteria set.
Especially as regards haven functioned in the exact capacity in the hospitality
Sector. (you must have worked in a hotel as an accountant and you already know the rudiments and intricacies of the job function)
Thank you.

Based on a personal relationship request,
There is a vacant position to be filled in a hotel as an accountant.
The preferred candidate should have the following criteria.
*Hnd or Bsc in accounting
*must have functioned in the same capacity as an hotel accountant for at least 1yr
*Must be familiar with all accounting packages and be able to develop accounting systems when required

Location is in lagos-ikeja

Mail adress: mackr01389@gmail.com
After appraisal, only qualified applicants will be forwarded for approval.
Best regards.

First pic reminds meof De sona of prison break.

I buy disposable boxers, so i change it anytime i take off
My trousers. Apparently, i walk around with boxers in my
Bag like i do with handkerchief in my pocket.

#TeamNeatGuys #TeamFreshYanch #TeamSweetPennnis

ruggedtimi:
for u to pick your CV

It wouldbe funny sha. D guy dressed in all black suit n Red tie even with pocket square
To match hoping to start work immediately, and the hr just prints the hard copy if his CV n tells him to take it with him that the company dosnt need such waste products.

Just kidding o OP. Have faith

Op, pls dnt forget to open a thread after the meeting with d HR.
E. G
How the HR of a company layed me on his desk n flogged me mercileessly.

sirade:
Look around your hood ask yourself what are the people's need, then from those needs find out the one or two you can find fulfillment providing, key into it (i.e. the biz) irrespective of the small capital, with your passion and zeal the sky will be your starting point.
Cheers

Bro, if i give u 100k as an investment fee. Can you do exactly what u rote and we share the ROI 70:30?

When one thinks everything u buy in shoprite is authentic.
But the way they stock items at the mall ehn, i wonder how they make profit from them.

chukwudi44:
Olodo come up with a substantive proof of complicity in fraud on her part and the british police would quickly move in!! it is not enough to stay on nairaland and continue to rant like a mad dog

Is she ur mother? If so, am sorry. All i know is that that woman is a disgrace to womanhood
Embezzling billions while children die out of hunger.
If even she is ill, how good is her billions to her other than paying for medical bils now?

Thiswoman is just acting up. This is her planned way of excaping trial.
U that was sharing customized rice before the elections now receiving radiotheraphy now.
Stop shaving ur head woman, u are not sick.

Look at how the other one with glasses has grown.
Thats how boyfriend rapid girls growth. But i prefare talia sha

Yep the comparison is spot on.
Its not about not appreciating our own,
But the diffrence in clear even tho they gat the same energy.

Its like comparing mrs obama and pej

mandon:
u need to know that this computation has changed pursuant to personal income amendment act (PITA) 2011.Refer to ur accountant for update.
All these deductions have been replaced with a N200,000 consolidated allowance or 1% gross emolument. Plse confirm. The new tax regime commenced in January 2012

Good morning sir, can i ask you a question on this PAYE taxation as it relates to 2015

When wicked people take position 2 and 3 on a thread.
Why evils

Which one is 1/8 of a million. Just say 125k abeg. D gap is too much for u to mention million at all.

libertyfather:
Tuface legacy is a legacy though not encouraging, but baby mama things is STUPIDITY

When u have money it will make sense to u, uld have children with liberty, hence ur moniker
Will make more sense

shileowo:
Itire road?

U have there?

My take on dickdastardly's take on cramjones take on the 105 taken soldiers.

Yall just jobless taking on each other really.

Mumu boy, i thoughtu wee do direct entry to convenant university.
Hope say no b laspotech u wan go.

MrsChima:
Spoken like a true pedophile! Keep it up oga!

Hunney, thers no peodophile in this matter o. Will u call a 20yr old professor a kid?
He has gotten wat those in dier 50s get he should be respected accordingly.

This young lady has got what mammas got as such she aint a kid no more.
Age is just a number o

Seriously, i gotta register my prescence here.
As someone who just developed a new love for ass.

This young lady has an empire state of ASS

angieberry:
My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

[s]Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun[/s]

Mum: my friend, na wetin i get be that i still wan buy plenty things for market.
mum: make i dey go?

Seller: madam no vex i no fit sell am that way, next time

Mum: walks away stylishly.

Seller: *analysing the depth of mum working away* oya madam come take am

Mum:opens bag and brings out 800naira, i no no say my moni no reach 1,000 o, no vex. *walks away again*

Seller: oya come take am. God dey watch u madam