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Lol. Lawyers really ask stupid questions, some are not stupid, dey
Just want u to say it as it is.

My best 4

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the
body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
_______________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.


And the last one.

I believe in 60:40 face :body

And how did nice make dat list?

Rossikk:
Your ''opinion'' is SHIIT. And you lack a working brain. You are a disgrace to Africa and to humanity.




Keep making excuses for their colonial thievery and brigandage. DULLARD. It takes 63 years to ''lay foundation'' in your BLOCK HEAD. Maybe from 1960 it would have taken them another 100 years to ''plaster the house''. Was South Africa not in the same ''stone age''? How come South Africa got her first universities, power stations, roads, airports etc by the 1870s, while we had to wait till after 1960 for the British to ''raise your foundation''? OLODO. Don't use your dull head for once in your life. If the British were still in charge, and since literacy rate was only 10% by 1960, it would have risen to maybe 20% by today (not 76% as is current). YOU, MR, would likely be an illiiterate village hunter of rabbits and cockroaches with blistered fingers and tattered clothes, not an educated dunce calling for your own slavery.

Lol. And u think ur normal. U sound so bitter n fraustrated. Sorry man, im an olodo but i can buy u a new life anytime u need one. Have a lovely day

Thatss y i hate all this virgin talk, i want to know my problem before
I commit myself in marriage, even if i cant solve it, but let me be aware instead
Of making someones life miserable.

Rossikk:
Britain ruled Nigeria from 1897 to 1960 and in that period (63 years) buiit NOT ONE UNIVERSITY, NOT ONE POWER PLANT, NOT ONE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY, NOT ONE MAJOR AIRPORT, NOT ONE MAJOR HOSPITAL, NOT ONE MANUFACTURING INDUSTRY. TODAY, AFTER 50 odd years of independence, we count those things in hundreds, courtesy of black rule. LESSON: LEARN TO APPRECIATE THE 'LITTLE' WE HAVE ACCOMPLISHED AND STOP THINKING LIKE A DUMB SLAVE.

Like did u have to call me a dumb slave just because i aired my opinion?
Well sir, laying a foundation can take more time than raising the house up,
Den we were in the stone age, the level of exposure n technology that exists in this century was not then. They woulda achieved more if dey had extra 50yrs into the 21st century.

If not for the slave trade thingy which has obviously been eradicated.

I ask myself, why did Nigeria gain independence at all? The britains shoulda ruled us til now
If at all we would gain indelendence october 1st 2025 will be better by den we woulda had a functioning country to admire

madridguy:
Big NO

What do u mean by big no?
Havnt u heard of twins marrying each other, i mean twin sisters marrying twin brothers,
Arent they sisters n brothers in law to each other?

When i saw jordins spark, i had to click in. Thats my celebrity crush o.
Modest n beautifuuul. Sparkle darlin

And its damn clearer than skype n vibe call

deewhone:
D most hilarious comment 2 me on NL is reply 2 a girl who complained of not bin wooed by rich guys except 4 bus conductors/tricycle riders and d 1st reply was: Na as goat stand 4 market na him dem dey take price am. Can't describe mah laughter that day

Lol. I will never forget that comment too, i thought i was d only one dat hav a memory of it.
I even had a screenshot of it on my fone that was stolen. It was classically hillarious.

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With that kinda forehead, silverbird shoulda just brought the crown for 2016,2017 and 2018. She can wear all of dem at once #MBGN2015

Vivly:
I'm crying for miss Akwa ibom. Even miss photogenic she no see.

Despite we parade d preetiest ladys year in year out, dev failed to recognize us
We hav accepted our fate sha

Boko haram needs to focus on zamfara and katsina too,
We can already see their effect on miss kaduna.
They are the bomb #MBGN2015

By the way, miss Osun looks broke, just like her state i guess

marioxklusiv:
miss akwa ibom carry lets go

Tellem

I did not even need to see who is contesting for miss akwaibom before
I know shes fine.

We got the preetiest ladies

Miss borno is the preetiest, followed by miss kaduna and kano
They are just the bomb

One track overhyped wonder affords a bently.
Sometimes being talented is not really essential, just roll with a winning team things will fall in place.

I doubt its his sha, just among mavins group of cars

firstEVA:
Even the bible says we are gods

Why did u now use the small letter 'g' here. Dont be a fool, dnt insult your almighty because of coments.
U know how to edit ur topic, pls do it.

Actually, i played a game on this thread. How fast can u locate ur moniker.
Ran mine in less than a minute.

Random moniker. Venusbetty try urs

The whole of Nigeria on her. Actually i can count 190million people viewing this thread

Why do dis companies waste money on endorsement na

Pay omotolla millions of naira for taking pics with the items
Pay the sales girl 20,000 naira for spending her whole day trying to sell the item.

This life ehn

G does not mean boo.

So, why cant sean tissue visit her beautician to help him with his fingers.

coldHeat:
A difficult question to say the least.

A hundred million dollars (roughly 20 billion naira) is really tempting, in reality, a part of me would go with it, and if I don't save it, a part of me will sink with it forever; every challenge afterwards will look me in the eye and mock me and my business sense will call me stupid and all other sorts of things.

But if I save the money and choose to lose my mum and wife, there is no amount of cash or assets that will save me from the guilt of choosing money over them. I might live to be a hundred years old and my money would be able to buy anything for me, save the feeling that I did the right thing at the right time, and on my dying bed, I'd regret deeply and probably curse the day I made that mistake that changed my life and robbed me of my soul and humanity forever.

So, the money is out of the question.

I am left with my wife and my mother.

My wife is a part of me, we are not the two sides of a coin, we are the coin; our sides expressing and revealing our personalities and ideals which can best be understood differently by whoever looks at us. My wife completes me, defines me and re-defines me as I go about my purpose. To live without her is to live without the core essence of my being; a man flayed, trying to come to terms with his newly found existence that hides within the shadows of his depression, heavily pregnant without meaning but a despair that can only be comforted his grief and the passage of time...

But my mother is my source, without her, I cannot exist; my spirit will have no body to tether to, since my body came from the workshop that is her womb. I was created in the realm before earth, but my spirit married my body in my mother's womb; it was our home, our school and our church where we met, got acquainted, bonded and manifested into this world. There won't be anything left for me to share with my wife, and my orientation of life and eternity would be baseless and shapeless without the accompanying lessons I received form her...

So here I stand, watching the two most important women sinking before my eyes, the third (money) I shall carelessly divorce for the sake that I might in a bid to save three (myself included) lose one (money)...

Whether I can even swim well or not the painter of the scenario does not say, but if the circumstance determines that I can only save one then I shall be forced to make a choice.

I will first choose my mother because I will never have another in this life or the next (no mammary glands or vaginas in heaven mind you), and I shall let my wife die (it may appear she died rich as she sinks with the money, but at this serious point of call, such witty, ironic humor shall recede into the deepest parts of my mind that a logical thinking pattern blessed with adrenaline might take over).

The problem with this choice (since I know my mother very well) is that she too will be unhappy with me (and herself) for the rest of her life. She will tell me once she wakes up that I should have saved my wife and left her to die, since she had lived her life well enough to know that I haven't begun to live mine. And if I know my mother very well she would jump right back into the water (even though she knows she can't swim) to save my wife, and I'd have to jump into the water all over again...

So, who would I save in truth? I'd save my wife.

I'd leave the money (even if i wanted to, a hundred million dollars {in gold or cash} would be too heavy for me to pull up to the surface fast enough to go back and save the women in my life [estimating its weight]), and I'd save my wife, knowing my mother would approve of such a thing (and like most high-rated Hollywood movies she'd say a touching cool line whilst sinking like "save your wife you stupid boy, and tell that your bald head father I knew about him and Cynthia), and after saving my wife I'd go down and save her as well, hoping that God would humour us all and mouth to mouth resuscitation would save the day...

So, in a nutshell,

I'd save my wife,

Then i'd try save my mum (at least I'd bring her body to the surface and try to call her spirit back into her body),

If I can save both, then I'd be so happy I'd go back down and look for that money!


But to save wealth at the expense of life, even Death herself might just mutter aloud "eleyi gidigan" (this one is strong!"


lol!

Oga sir, just choose one na, while all this thought, the 3 woulda died.
Btw, u are bringing up factors to buster ur choice, the picture never showed the weight of ur wife as well as the money.
For all i know ur wife can be heavier than the $100million because we dont know how fat ur wife is
Besides, the $100million can be in cheque, credit card or bank draft we dont know.
And as regards ur mum jumping in to save ur wife and u jumping back too, bro. Yall will just die cos ur wife can also do d same for ur mum but the money can never jump after any of them.
Lol

Whatever whatever will kill a man, neither me, my mum, my wife can vouch how long we will live.
I can safe dem today n dey dier tomorow.
Candid, i wee save the 100milllion dollars n leave with d guilt abeg.
Life is all about sacrifices.

Stanleyafam:
Is kcee actually putting on a red socks?

Yeah, its d new trend in town. Coloured socks. But its usual to match the socks with ur tie, pocket square or shirt colour. I see a touch of red on his pocket hence the socks. But its not convincing tho

The person that dis his his just a learner. He shu gwan meet who did
Kcee, wizkid, yemi alade, and korede bellos own. Some, dint bleach but they improved thier skin complexion
Remarkably.

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