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Nigerians Become Wealthy and Shops Abroad, Go To Hospitals Abroad,Schools Abroad. Wen They Die,They Want To Be Buried In 9ja. Is Nigeria a Cemetery??

I hear voices in my head...
They talk to me
They understand
They talk to me...

Tell An Ibadan Gurl, 'Happi Birthdae'
She'll Be Like: Ah Wish You The Same!!!!!!

yeah!
Its true...
Igbo ora tribes ve the largest percentage of twins in Nigeria...
U hardly find a family without at least a set of twins

My pastor added me on facebook and I accepted.
2 minutes later his message came in!
PASTOR: Bro Tony, how are u?
ME: am fine my daddy.
PASTOR. May the building of heavenly favour collapse on ur head!
ME: (no reply) PASTOR: May the thunder of blessing strike u and urfamily!
ME: (No reply.)
PASTOR: Bro Tony are u there?
ME: em. yes my pastor.
PASTOR: u should be saying amen to claim the blessings.
ME: ok pastor. May an over speeding Dangote trailer of blessing jam u and ur family in Jesus name.
Pastor: Thunder fire you!

Answer ds question n stand a chance of winning special packages. All the money dem dey make from rituals is it part of goverment
budget? Is it from the central bank?
If No, where e dey come from?
How do the serial numbers come about?
How does it affect the economy, I mean in terms of inflation etc?
Some even dey get wrapper and rubber bands, se na awon aye (terrestrial powers)dey package am like that too? If anybody don do ritual money before abeg come here come give me tutoial o.
Economists....accountants....babalawo.....abeg make una comot come answer me o!

what re they waiting for?
Make dem cross this boy with women all round the world...
We need more kids wey go fit see for night...

Hayjaycity: Look at how the government is deceiving job seekers in Nigeria...Oh, Lord!!! For how long with this continue 2 happen...
Now dey will start inviting hopeless applicants 2 risk their lives going 2 risk deir lives going for aptitude test in states other than their states of residence, whereas right before our eyes, our mates dat has connection in Abuja, will be getting appointment letters in their bedroom....if I were y'all, I will only apply for this job by getting myself acquinted 2 a politician in Abuja ONLY!!! This is the way and the truth. ONE NIGERIA OOO!!!

true talk bro...
Ma elder bro searched for job for 3years nt until last month we collected a letter from a politician dat is based in ABUJA...
And viola...! Dey employed him.
Truth is ; get a link from Abuja

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Black vampire: Look at all of you bunch of hypocrites...assumed she was a nigerian all of u will be abusing n callin her all sorts of unprintable names...... because she is from abroad. Nobody want to say anything....i can see inferiority complex at wuk..here..u all shud change ur behaviour....becos dose living in glass houses shud nt be throwin stones...infact i cant wait to leave dis country

Same with religeon...!
They left ours for dat of the whites...
Thereby calling ours false gods...
E nuh good o...

Latest from Abuja on ASUU strike !!!
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ﺮﮔﺍﺭﻮﻧ ﻥﺍﺩ ﯽﻤﻧ . ﺮﮔﺩ ﻪﯾﺎﺳ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺍﺪﯿﭙﻓﺭ ﺮﮔ . ﺎﻣ ﻩﺮﯿﺧ ﻢﺸﭼ ﺖﺴﯿﻧ ﺍﺪﺘﻓﺭ ﺎﻣ ﻩﺮﯿﺧ ﻢﺸﭼ ﻭ ﺭﺍﻮﯾﺩ ﺶﻘﻧ ﺖﺴﯿﻧ
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If I hear anything else, I'll let you guys know!

SMH for you. You are celebrating public assault by ignorant soldiers
who do not know their left from right. In civilised countries a soldier
dares not speak rudely to a civilian else risk court martial. However i
won't be surprised to see more fools celebrating this nonsense.

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guy re u learning how tew talk?
U're ranting abt civilised nations...
How many civilised nation would produce LGA chairmans breaking traffic laws...
Seriously, those soldiers even pity am..

this is what i call love

i hate maths like hell...

take lot of citric acid...
It burns fat swiftly

ARE U FEELING BORED?
AND U ARE WONDERING WHAT TO
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It's simple.. (Follow these steps)
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Pen & Paper from ur bag and write: "I love you DAD and MOM" 10000 times!!
Hahahaha
ur mind had already gone down
d gutter.. Lol.
Dirty Mind..
HIT THE LIKE IF I GOT YA

An Army General was asked: "Can u
forgive a terrorist?" He replied: "God
forgives. Our task is to arrange their
meeting.

messages you guy do send is where the problem starts...
Try to resolve mistaken identities issues.
Cause it aint fair you recieve a message telling you your product will be available in a week time, only to get another message that you will recieve a call the upper week.
Anyways, am kind of happy now i got a call from Ifeanyi telling me that my order is ready for collection.
Thnks.

and finally...
A call from Ifeanyi telling me dat my order is ready for collection...
Thanks be tew God.
#mehn! I really battled with CVM#
anyways, wetin u expect from a student like me...
Ah dn recieve insults tire based on these ish from the pesin am helping.(she taught ve eaten her money)
My apologies to CVM for d distubance

Moberry: Thanks to this forum, I took a leap last month and ordered a bracelet worth about $2.60 on Aliexpress, I even forgot about it,but was called to the registry in my sch yesterday and told I had mail (cos I used my sch address and PMB,also was free shipping) turned out it was the bracelet, was VERY surprised...I guess I know what line of business I could go into now. I ordered with my visa card and I think its better if u make your order using a PMB not the P.O Box( you could use that of someone you know ). Now I realize a shipping service isn't necessary as it just increases cost , Thanks guys

nice idea...
Sorry, how many days did it take from the seller to your sch's pmb?
And which shipping company did ur seller use?

funny enough...
Somepeople here re singing praises about them.
Am still wondering why 13days now and i still dey beg these people to send me my order...
The most annoying part is that they send messages that contradict each other...
* you will recieve your other before monday
(now on monday)
*you will recieve your other dis week
(week passes by)
*you will recieve your order before friday
(now on friday)
* you will get a call on monday
(monday now dn pass o)
ah never even see sms.
#still waiting patiently for 2mao which is the 14th day after the shipping day cause i knw some supporters club would shout '' you should start the count from a day after the shipping date#
NB, they recieved my order on the 2nd on this month