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Drive to the nearest pepper soup joint and wait there.

When they eventually arrive there, offer them drinks and nkwobi.

Case closed.

Dongreat:
Instead of being fascinated or praising the USA why not ask yourself this question, “Why is it so expensive to maintain war yet very cheap to maintain peace”? Why don’t we strive for a lesser budgeted peace instead of funding wars heavily?

Ask yourself these questions and you will see that we create problems that baffles Mother Nature herself.

War is inevitable because man likes to bully his fellow man.
Its really a jungle world we live in.
Always would be.

EbolaParasite:
Identity crisis? Self hate? The issue here is about wizkid but you seem so hard pressed to condemn the Nigerian diet. Mr Nutritionist, if 80% of the Nigerian diet is fatty, then 99% of the American diet that you are preaching is also fatty. America currently has an Obesity crisis and you have the audacity to use America has an example. You are so ashamed of your self, you choose to condemn your own people. Wake up and stop worshipping those that don't give a crap about you.

Now back to the topic. Like i said before, there is a difference between good health and malnutrition or drug abuse. Wizkid looks ill. This has nothing to do with diet. He is obviously on drugs and most people know this.

What's it naa?

Why your body dey hot?
For the records, I never said I wasn't proud of the Nigerian cuisine.
I only stated the fact. Our diet is largely fatty in composition.
You've a point though. The American diet is fatty too.
But, lately there's been a shift from the McDonald's and burger kings to the vegan shops of the Mexicans, the Asians and the Paki-Indo community.

Sadly, our African constituencies aren't taking advantage of this dietary revolution by setting up large vegan shops in line with the movement.

EbolaParasite:
There is a difference between being healthy and looking anorexic/ill. Stop deceiving yourself. He looks like someone that is heavy on drugs. Everyone knows this. All that grammar you dey blow up there na tales by moonlight.

80% of the Nigerian diet is fatty.

That's why you all have so much unwanted flesh and protruding tummy which gives you health issues in midlife.

Cut your fatty diet and you will see yourself looking like wizkid.

Codedone:
'Most Americans are doing that now' and so what, Chai, see mentality

For your info, I'm widely traveled and not on your level.
There's a growing fascination over here in U.S. about the stoned body frame.

It starts with a low fatty diet and regular work out.
Better read more if you can't travel more.

Nigga is healthy as fk.

Nigerians love the bloated, fatty orobo body once you come across money.
But I tell you, that kind of body kills.

The best body is slim fit.
I'm sure wizkid cut his fatty diet, that's all.

Most Americans are doing that now.

Unfortunately, the word has no meaning.

Just coined pidgin with verve beat.

FortifiedCity:


Look at the demon inspiring his songs by the right. If you know you know

Superstitious mutant.

If you're creative, you will know he just played with the divine forces that have always been at loggerheads from time immemorial.

God and devil.

Good and bad.

Right and wrong.

Freewill and laws.

Light and darkness.

I could go on and on. The human nature is largely fought over by the forces of good and evil.
How you turn out depends on the one your worldly cravings or spiritual inclination gives in to.

Believe in God and you should be fine.

bedspread:
Since u know this, u need to report to Efcc

It was in the papers way back.

Maybe you need to read more.

What do you expect?

Akwa ibom and Rivers state people believe so much in thuggery.
Well, it yields results for them.
If not, I wonder why they glorify people who eat and talk violence daily.

bedspread:
If He is Found to be Guilty let Him face the Law... But adding Baba Obj name to him is what I do not Understand..

Chief Abebe is a full Grown Man

In case you don't know, Abebe was Stella and Obj underground money mover.

He helped them move naija money to God's knows where.

Hiv is common amongst gays because this nigga looks gay.

Aboki will always be aboki.

Proudlyngwa:
Indomie generation kid spotted.

Try reading about the Nigerian home video called Living in Bondage.
That was one of the pacesetters of the industry

Naa. I'm far from an indomie mutant.
I remember living in bondage and Andy Okeke and Paulo and the rest of them ritual gang way back.

What I'm saying is, you should have used a more contemporary figure.
How many ppl even still remember Merit?

[quote author=Proudlyngwa post=69638236]Indomie generation kid spotted.

Try reading about the Nigerian home video called Living in Bondage.
That was one of the pacesetters of the industry[/quote

Naw.

Just pulled your leg. Of course I remember living in bondage, Andy and the rest.

But, you choose to stretch the imagination of our real indomie mutants too far.

Why not be more contemporary?

LuciferChristi:
From the position of the wrecked car, I think believe there are two logical causes here.


He was trying to divert from the PDP to the APC lane, lost control & died in the process.

OR

Merit appeared on his windscreen and he lost control and veered into the bush.


One or the two.

Who's Merit?

Racism is always there once an African is in the minority.
You'd feel it.
I blame the Nigerian girl for sucking up to her, asking to be her friend etc.
Just let her be and focus on your drive.
With time, they will chase after you.

He should just change nationality.

Move your career and family to England and settle there.
Worse still, go to Turkey because thats your true home.

Sleekydee:
Try n peak ur gf or relative on d lip, pause at d exact moment ur lips touch, den take a pix....upload it and watch how d Internet go crazy Abt it...

So you think that's mother and son?

Sleekydee:
LOL, when a peak on d lip is frozen tru d eye of a camera, evrythin looks like a kiss.... There is no story here

When a peck on the lips is frozen through the camera...

Abeg, what are you talking about here?

They are lucky they're not getting beheaded soon.

Anyway, I don't trust those Asians and their judgements.
A.new politician could fast track their execution.

This guy made good use of his opportunities.

You can see focus, humility and contentment written all over his present look.

May God give us the grace to be humble with whatever success that comes our way.

Sleekydee:
That's obviously his mother, does that guy look 16 to yall... Dnt play ur self, if u analyse the pictures very well, u will see its a mother n son fooling ard

A mother and son sharing a kiss like that?

Man, something is wrong about this folks.

Na Nigeria jersey deceive them.

I dont blame any of them at all.

Jokes apart, kizz Daniel is definitely on way too high level than these guys.

I'm in the U.S and whenever this guys songs come on air, people lose themselves.

The guy just had this exceptionally musical grace that's on a level.

She looks like some girl I met in the bus way back.

Ode to a thug niggah

I remember having this test for the first time at LUTH, surulere.

It was nightmarish.

They took my blood alright and I wasn't myself for days.
I kept checking up on all my past girls to see if they had symptoms and whereas they appeared ok, still I wasn't satisfied.

Then, come the day for result collection.
I got there and they shuffled another person's result into.my hands. It was positive.

I nearly fainted. In fact I did.

I dont know how I managed to.see that the name on the result card wasn't mine and that was my saving grace.

I can't blame neither parties much on their stupidity and whatever.

But, this guy no try at all with his room arrangement.
Even when i was upcoming in a one room aparto on very meagre salary, I can boast my room was way more tidier than what I'm seeing.

Be your best with whatever you've.

Duke will use Naija money to buy power bike.

TonyeBarcanista:
His death is a heavy blow to the people of Nigeria. He died at a time his service is most needed in the development of the country. He has left a huge hole that will be impossible to fill in NIGERIA.

The entire nation will forever mourn and miss him.

May His Soul rest in peace!

This guy, you really need a psychiatric examination.

I've noticed that anytime any of our past looters dies, you will always say,
" He died when his services is most needed."
Abeg, which service do you want him to render again?
A.service in his youth or in his old age?
How many people appreciate the service Buhari is rendering at the moment in his old age?

Really, I don't think you wish Nigerians well.
Better stop posting whatever line of thought that ill breezes past your cortex.