I'm sorry, "alleged poor performance"? Has the author of this article been living somehwere around Alpha Centauri since May 29, 2007?

Everyone and his dog knows that President Yar'adua's administration has been a colossal disaster. In 2008, not one capital project was implemented, every morning Nigerians are subjected to the abuse of hearing about a 7-point agenda which has neither head nor tail, we have seen the EFCC become as toothless as the ICPC, we have witnessed the total collapse of PHCNEPA despite the "imminent" declaration of a state of emergency in that blasted sector.

"Alleged"?

Are you kidding me?

Presido's typical day:

7.00am: Eyes wide open. Tony and the boys sing "You're simply the best." Feel like Prince Akeem.

7.30am: Bound out of bed, and immediately regret rash decision. Back screaming blue murder. Tony and the boys immediately by my side singing "The world's greatest." Must put brave face on.

7.45am: Start shaving. Tony and the boys sing "You are so beautiful."

8.30am: Shave done, time for shower. Tony and the boys sing "You and I."

9.30am: Bloody cold water. Anyway time to see what I approved for airing on NTA last night. Will enjoy with cup of cocoa from farm. Tony and the boys sing "You're the inspiration."

9.35am: *splutter* What! Another crash? Kemaaaaaa! Kemaaaaaa! K, (Looks down) Oh, there you are. Take that out of your mouth for a second. Why aren't you at your ministry? I removed you? When? So Borishade is in charge now? Ok. Get him for me. Tony and the boys strike up tune of "You're a heartbreaker." Silenced by royal glare.

10.00am: Prominent Nigerians dead in crash. Must remember to smear alligator pepper under eyelids. Oh for the days when onions did the trick. Tony and the boys sing "You light up my life." So difficult to stay mad at them,

10.00am: Ah, the kpomo has arrived. Time for breakfast. Tony and the boys sing "You take my breath away."

10.30: Stroll around Villa, practising speech. The words all sound rather familiar though, Tony and the boys hum "Without you."

12noon: Done with speech practice. Throat hurts. Tony and the boys sing "You are my heaven."

1.00pm: Time to read back page of This Day. Tony and the boys sing "You are the sunshine of my life."

2.30pm: Done reading. Head hurts, eyes blurry. Time for power nap. Tony and the boys sing "You give me love."

4.00pm: My, how time flies. Must rise from couch. *sniff sniff* Lunch is ready. Tony and the boys sing "You are my destiny."

4.50pm: Deliver speech. Strange stony silence from crowd. Why is the hall empty, and what the hell is that box staring at m, Oh, I'm in the studio.

4.50pm: Tony and the boys share congratulations on brilliant speech, sing "You are my number one."

5.00pm: Time to sign some State of Emergency Declarations. I told them to arrange these things in alphabetical order. Don't they know Ebonyi comes before Anambra?! Tony and the boys sing "We can last forever."

6.55pm: Done signing declarations. Had long debate with self over Declaration for Abuja. Nasiru has done such a fine job so far, Tony and the boys sing "You can do it."

7.00pm: Time for light snack before dinner. Hear the cook is making pounded yam with egusi and plenty kpomo. Must remember to leave space. Tony and the boys sing "You are wonderful."

8.30pm: *belch* Snack was great. Time for dinner. Tony and the boys try to sing through full mouths. Cut them short with scowl.

10.00pm: Dinner was just fab. Time for bed. Oga Tony Blair is having his hair cut tomorrow morning. Can't afford to be late for the party. Tony and the boys sing "Unchained Melody." It's good to be King.

texazzpete:

you're 'going to be as young as she too'? Have u discovered the fountain of youth or what?

seriously sha, there's nothing wrong with graduating young, i graduated at 21 and thats after going through almost 2 years of strike in a nigerian uni, reading a 5 year course. naturally my 2.1 was in da bank .
anyway, it's more of a plus when u finish young. companies go for you like crazy, cosit means more years of commitment to them. no one wants to hire an old geezer for keeps

The same world bank! http://admin.corisweb.org/index.php?fuseaction=news.view&id=123017&src=dcn

with another 3 points swinging our way 2moro, the season is truly back on track.

Best: Chxta and Nutter (I love watching them fight)
Worst: Plenty. Especially those ManU fans.

Nutter it's like Chxta won't be with us for a while. Says he is extremely busy.

u make it sound like they were attacking only Igbos?

He may soon go out on loan.

Jesus, Nutter, you and Chxta are the same thing!

I am a lawyer. The legal system needs to be worked on. That is where I will start.

igwe

Arsenal for life!

chris okotie is the youngest

I am a proud gunner, am i welcome here?

Chxta was banned and since we work together i will be airing his views

looks like someone else is vindicating chxta. wish he wasn't banned so he could comment on this one. abi is bialegend and ninetifive going to say that buchi is not igbo as well?

Got the news from my guy who was banned

http://chxta..com/2006/07/nfa-disbanded-and-all-in-between.html

O I'm scared

You forgot that u called me mad (my username)?

Wiaiting to see u unleash ur full power

Look who is talking about empty. Time after time you forget points that people brought up in reply to you and you keep steering d conversation towards your own myopic view.

igbo this igbo that.

the man introduced himself in the very first line of his post but u didnt see it obviouly. he even gave his email address so u can join isues with him but once again u fail to notice.

you're probably d most myopic person around here. I enjoin u to take up his advice: throw away your nigerian passport since u hate nigeria so much.

what is?

Na wa for u o

This guy is sick

I'm in Abuja and i've met a lot of rockers from d north. hell enuf of dem in my office

damygurl:

Yall got too much time on your hands!! i'm for one nigeria under God. we got lots of problem in nigeria that needs solving. yall need to channel your energy into finding wayz to better the education sytsem, roads, electricity and so on. Those are essential stuff that needs immediate attention!!
i'm so fricking tired of seeing nigerians say they hate nigeria. if you hate nigeria then just shut up and go to another country and leave the lovers of Nigeria alone in peace to battle our problems.

Yes, our beloved country has problems that still need sorting out but if all we do to continue to focus all the negatives - and they are aplenty - then it will become increasingly difficult to move forward.

Enough said. Let's close this topic.

this nuter man has issues

@ nuter, why dont u go to your own country? which doesn't exist i might add

Nigeria as it is currently configured, is a grossly unfair state. However, a break-up will simply lead to the various ethnic groups being picked off one by one by a suddenly powerful neighbour. Like it or not, we need Nigeria to survive.