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CelebritiesRe: Who Are The Most Overrated Celebrities? by maedan(f): 5:02pm On Apr 07, 2009
@spikedcylinder
u'r an ass 4 saying i hv a thing 4 pornstars. Also, i got d stuff 4rm wiki,so f**k wot? Go figure: she's on wiki & u're not. In short, u'r a nobody & she's somebody. Case closed.
CelebritiesRe: Who Are The Most Overrated Celebrities? by maedan(f): 9:53am On Apr 07, 2009
spikedcylinder:
Gossip mags? cheesy cheesy undecided
If you can see beyond mediocrity, you'll realise that Paris is a pin head when it comes to celebrities that are actually hardworking and worth their salt in hollywood. undecided The woman acted in "House of Wax" and suddenly[b] you think[/b] she's the best thing that ever happened to motion pictures. undecided
i don't think anything - I haven't seen the House of Wax, either. I respect Paris from what I've seen and read about her, and not in crap mags (which I'm sure are your reading material), but in reputable publications who see beyond mediocrity and try to show pple the real sides of celebrities - sides pple like you are never interested to see bc u think every rich, beautiful blonde is a pinhead. Take a look in d mirror once in a while, why don't you tongue
CelebritiesRe: Who Are The Most Overrated Celebrities? by maedan(f): 9:44pm On Apr 06, 2009
afam4eva:
Hardworking my foot, beyoncee is the most legend wannabe i've ever come across, by fire by force she wants to make it and the media are not helping matters by overhyping her abilities.
don't let's even start on Beyonce now. Even Obama admires and respects her, and I consider her one of the celebrities of the century, take it or leave it.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 9:03pm On Apr 06, 2009
rotimy:
Na wa for this man way say I get clue,
May be him dey suffer from de bird flu.
lolxxxx kiss


[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=232650.msg3696733#msg3696733 date=1239039429]@maedan
See me see wahala, abi na trouble
Why this unnecessary hustle and bustle
You overlook my very smart and good intention
Designed to help you for your special occassion

I say I know a generous sponsor
No be by force by force make u concur
All I know be say u get power to choose
If u no like am, make you just press snooze

No be say I wan cause any wahala
But funding a wedding no be small matter
As for Rotimy, hin don catch my clue
Him luv don drive am to love-vendor for you[/quote]which kain dirty good intention
with all d useless ideas wey u dey mention
as for roty pimping me, thenk u
better than 2 self-love-vendor which is wetin u dey do
i go advise say make u just stay ur own
any good chance u for get 4 here has flown!
CelebritiesRe: Who Are The Most Overrated Celebrities? by maedan(f): 10:48am On Apr 06, 2009
Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) is an American socialite, celebutante, heiress, model, media personality, singer and actress.

Film

Hilton has made cameo appearances in several films, notably Zoolander, Wonderland, and The Cat In The Hat. She landed minor and supporting roles in the feature films Nine Lives, Raising Helen, The Hillz, and House of Wax. Her role as Paige Edwards in House of Wax won the Teen Choice Award for "Best Scream" and earned her a nomination for "Choice Breakout Performance  – Female"

Television

Hilton co-starred with Nicole Richie in the Fox reality series The Simple Life, which premiered on December 2, 2003. The Simple Life ran for three seasons on Fox. The show was cancelled by Fox after a dispute between Hilton and Richie, but it was subsequently aired by E! Entertainment Television for the fourth and fifth seasons.[17] Despite talks of a sixth season, the series finished its run at the end of the fifth season. Hilton stars in a new MTV reality series titled Paris Hilton's My New BFF, about her looking for a new best friend.

Recording artist

Hilton founded Heiress Records, a sub-label of Warner Bros. Records, in 2004 and released her self-titled debut album, Paris, under that label on August 22, 2006. The album reached number six on the Billboard 200 for a week and the first single "Stars Are Blind" was a top ten hit in 17 countries. Allmusic commented that the album was "more fun than anything released by Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson, and a lot fresher, too."

As an author

In the autumn of 2004, Hilton released an autobiographical book, Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose, co-written by Merle Ginsberg, which includes full color photographs of her and her advice on life as an heiress. Hilton reportedly received a $100,000 advance payment for this book. The book became a New York Times bestseller. Hilton followed it up with a designer diary, also with Ginsberg, called Your Heiress Diary: Confess It All to Me.

@ spikedcylinder,

if u read more than what's stuffed down ur throat in gossip mags, u'll know that despite being an heiress to a fortune, Paris works hard to make her own money and name. So please, I know what I meant. I'm not saying she's the best person in the world, but if one deserves to be called a celebrity, it's she.

LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 10:24am On Apr 06, 2009
rotimy:
))))))))))))))))TEN WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY MAEDAN((((((((((((((((((((((

Princess
Priceless
Gift
Lift
Diamond
Almond
Rose flower
Mind blower
Lovely Maedan
My only Madam
kiss cool

so i be a princess wey dey priceless
and a gift wey dey give person heart a lift?

diamond wey dey like almond, na only me? grin
even a rose flower and mindblower -chei, see me see

i sure say u dey sweeten me up for that our honeymoon
u wan make sure we rock am pass d one for mills & boon
no wahala, as an e-hubby, u go electronically enjoy ur maedan shocked cheesy
and then carry am go ur house make i come be your madam! wink
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 10:16am On Apr 06, 2009
[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=232650.msg3692673#msg3692673 date=1238962509]@Maedan,

Your silence has been astonishing
And your reply is no less comforting
Good luck on your your shopping spree
But tell me who dey pay the bill
Rotimy talk say hin no get any dough
How u come dey manage am so?

Let me know if you need a sponsor
I know one for the city of London
All dey need is a night with the bride-to-be
And with dat they go meet your every need.
[/quote]see dis one, i no blame you
dem say in d end, person go talk true
from ur words, i see say u fit cause a lot of strife
na so u suppose yarn to person wife?
anyway, my roty no talk say e no fit afford,
he only say make we manage in one accord
even millionaires dey spend their money with sense
abeg my guy no come here dey yarn nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Who Are The Most Overrated Celebrities? by maedan(f): 9:05pm On Apr 04, 2009
Its v.unfair 2 put Beyonce & Paris Hilton on d list: these are d most hardworking women i know! Jeez! U pple sef. As 4 Posh n Jordan, well . . . THEY are d DEFINITION of overrated.
LiteratureRe: Get Paid: Submiting Your Manuscript To Nigerian Publisher Nationwide by maedan(f): 8:43pm On Apr 04, 2009
Yep- i'm the third 2 declare. Just 147 more to go . . .
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 6:21pm On Apr 04, 2009
@ my romantic, caring, sexy & CIVILIZED rotimy,
sweet'art, pls no mind heyo, e no get clue,
about d diamond wey dey deep inside of u
na ur kind humble guy dey get all d chicks wey hot,
while d show-offs dey get d back of pot.
In fact, na dat ur poem we go print 4 d wedding programme
make pple see say u truly luv ur maedan!

***kisss***
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 6:11pm On Apr 04, 2009
@ heyo
i no jus understand
i think say u b civilized man
those very lines u dey call disgusting
be d kind wey dey last without rusting
na so he take capture me 4rm d 1st page
so i beg make u save ur rage
me wey don already write ur special I.V. Card
bt now i go tear am bc ur heart too dey hard
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 9:36am On Apr 04, 2009
firestar:
Chei!

The next episode of super story be say


The clanking gongs of nl's towncriers of Mae and Roti's wedding day


I hope say una go sing lyrics, inspired from Roti's cynic critics!


Chorused by well wishers, friends and family. . .

De song go reach top music charts for MTN, Music Africa and Soundcity. . .


Abi?


Yu gree?
how i no go gree grin
so far u dey wish good thing 4 me!
e go sweet if i make some pay from d effort
at least after d wedding, we go still need to live in comfort
so i no mind make we release an album
if e sell well well, i go know say, d good times don come!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 9:30am On Apr 04, 2009
[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=232650.msg3681100#msg3681100 date=1238703334]@Maedan,

Dem call me Mr Lover
Smooth talker, not a Punisher
The more you get to know it
Na so you go dey feel me!

Naughty no dey my nature
Look well, no indignation
And if you see my future
U go see your Sista feature![/quote]no vex say i no reply since all dis time
e no easy to dey always rhyme
i get a lot of shopping to do
i neva even buy d wedding shoe
in any case, my sista still dey on hold
to be captured only by d one wey dey v.bold! smiley
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 9:26am On Apr 04, 2009
sugabelle:
nice smiley

i just dey feel ur ringtone
e for nice to add my own to the love zone
but i no wan maedan to break my head
if i try thief her roti sweetheart 4rm this thread tongue
lol
madam sugabelle, make u think well well
i know say u dey joke, so i no go carry d yoke
i dey busy dey write up all d invitation
wey go attend the special occasion
so i no get time to break ya head
i go dey plan for my wedding instead! tongue
but if u want, u fit try ur luck
tho i kno say with me, my roty don dey stuck! wink
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 9:01pm On Apr 02, 2009
@ tayo-d
e don reach d stage 2 give u commendation
na only u persist with all concentration
e seem say, u b d kind dey call "finisher"
so far, IF u get my sis,u no go turn 2 "punisher"!?!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 8:47pm On Apr 02, 2009
@oluwdashmi
hw i go 4get my right-hand chick
hope u don decide d bridal colors we go pick
i no mind golden green and burnt orange
or bright shocking red2 give us courage
i hear say u go help organise d buffet
in dat case i go arrange am so na u go catch d bouquet!!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 10:01am On Apr 02, 2009
rotimy:
Since you like dat entertainer D'banj to be our wedding singer,
I go allow am perform so far he put him long thing for hanger.
Yes Madam Onyeka go "come sing one love keep us together",
DJ go mix old school, new school and even future school 2gether
na 2day i know say we get d same mind,
and dat lai lai, no1 fit break our bind
na Onyeka i dey think go give us some vibes
tho' some of her songs dey from other tribes
i no mind make we mix am, with ibo n yoruba
we go even invite a funky mallam 2 sing im own 4 hausa! tongue
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 10:55pm On Apr 01, 2009
@ tayo-d
jus 4 d record,no get d wrong impression
even tho dem say we dey 4 recession
hw i go advise u2 share my sista
i mean say u get chance2 b d star
if only u go persevere
u go overthrow d bobo wey dey4 reserve¡!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 7:26pm On Apr 01, 2009
By d way, Tayo-d
so, even virgin no go get who im like?
So far she no dey jump around lyk jim iyke cheesy
dis na d exam u nd 2 pass
e no eazy2 capture dis sweet lass!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 7:01pm On Apr 01, 2009
@ tayo-d
i no talk say make u retire
i jus give u fair warning,b4 tym expire
she get her choice, she fit change her mind
if u fit win her lv,she go lv d sweety behind!¡
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 6:44pm On Apr 01, 2009
@rotylovy,
make we no 4get who go b d entertainer
i no mind if dbanj go b d wedding singer
or if u prefer,we go hire deejay
wey go mix tunes of d latest & of yesterday!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 6:29pm On Apr 01, 2009
Ultrame, b4 u say "open sesame",
u don get ur automatic I.V.
Infact,na high table ur chair go be! cheesy
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 6:11pm On Apr 01, 2009
@tayo d
u sound lyk person wey no go fear bombshell
bc i get one kind bad news2 tell
dis my sista wey u dey scope so
don get im own sweety wey don carry am go
dem go come my wedding,make u c4ursef
bt make u no com fight d boy like fresh prince&jazzy jeff!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 3:26pm On Apr 01, 2009
d tym don dey reach to draw d NL guest lists
2 include d wellwishers 4 NL, even plus d confusionists grin wink
e go take some time, but i go try do am well
make no one come miss d sound of d wedding bell!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 3:21pm On Apr 01, 2009
[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=232650.msg3673965#msg3673965 date=1238593366]@maedan,

My heart wan burst, he dey do me jigi-jigi
Like rail-u-way, wey pass 4 Oshodi

Maedan na only your little sista
Fit calm the heart of this fine broda!

To yarn you truth, I no dey break heart
Even though you think I'm a play-er
For better for worse, that is my creed
Unless of course you give new decree[/quote]mr. man, e dey good to b persistent
& i go advise say make u stay consistent
u don already pass d first exam
but d next one go b like d war 4 vietnam wink
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 2:02pm On Apr 01, 2009
^^^lol

e b lyk say u get good sense of humour
n u no go give ur babe brain tumour
una go dey laff n jolly everyday
all d tym go dey spent on sweet playplay
unfortunately, i no wan make my sista do mistake
i don learn say, ur kind guy dey give plenty heartbreak wink cheesy
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 1:36pm On Apr 01, 2009
rotimy:
I come dey think say[b] I dey for another world,[/b]
How your advice come de help us work in accord.
We go make sure we keep strong our super bond,
Because we go always be the the first no be second.
in fact, e be like say we dey planet Mercury
cos dis lv fit stay hot 4 a whole century grin
i no go mind say u go don old n gray,
hope u go still lyk me wen all my teeth don go astray
in any case, we must at least celebrate our golden anniversary
marriage wey last 50yrs na d one wey don overcome all adversary!!! cheesy
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 1:19pm On Apr 01, 2009
@ tayo-d

RE: MY SISTA

as i come make mysef her spokesperson
e good make i give una one lesson
fest of all, u for no cross out dat word "virgin"
cos i fit beat my chest say she no be dustbin
but a good home-girl wey my mama train
she get good shape and a quicksilva brain
lesson two, she no dey ready for relationship
if u lyk sha, carry on bc na u fit win d championship wink
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 1:06pm On Apr 01, 2009
@ denony,

i for lyk ur continued support,
but ur post too b like CNN ireport,
i com dey fear say na anoda language cheesy
bc i no fit get the inner message,
anyway sha, i go call interpreter
make u no charge my brain lyk NEPA meter!! cool
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 2:07am On Apr 01, 2009
@ tayo-d
ur kudos dey much appreciated
2bad say ur work 2day com dey depreciated,
i hope say d powerline design fit wait,
e good u read our story b4 we clean d slate!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 11:51am On Mar 31, 2009
rotimy:
Because na your day, I no go put you for disgrace,
I go make sure that our fine guests we go impress.
No be only rice and stew go dey plenty but meat,
Make Nairalanders come jolly and see plenty to eat.
yes o, to satisfy d guests na im dey beta
make dem no come reject our invitation letter
i go make sure we go put them first
esp those who stand by we for our time of test cheesy wink
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 11:40am On Mar 31, 2009
rotimy:
Na massive bow Rotimy and Maedan go chop?
You no hear say things don too cost for shop?
Our own wedding no be rice and stew very plenty,
We go need massive gifts make we no go empty.
I go help U see U win de love of my sista in-law,
Because from your poems, U no be an out-law.
ah ah, roty my baby
why u go dey disgrace me grin
i don already promise denony chopchop
now u dey ask am make he go dey shop shop
if gifts go dey, good, if not, no stress
all i need b say, make d guests dress to impress cheesy

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