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denony:
Now i have seen the end of the saga
Heyo is bowing out with a testimonial song

Love can't be bought with gold nor silver
It is extremely priceless
It's something you feel inside, heart convenant.
thats why u see some people kill theirself becuase of love
chei Love is powerful.

So guys can you all do a massive bow
Lets arrange this wedding for Roty and Maedan
They are the best couple of the year in Nairaland.

As for me all i need is Maedan sister
as my reward to this whole saga.

dimitri:


where the hell did u come from?
@ heyo

you just come here de yarn opata
trying to cause kasala
for this whole matter.

me na proper naija  guy
no be fake mushine  butler
wen de here de form  aje butter
like u.

@ Maedan

I Still de wait make u  sister feature
so i got fit put her for my picture
together we go go into the future
even heyo no go fit punture.

even with the situation in our country
when don make things go awry
make u tell ur sister say she no need worry
because i go make sure say she no go hungry
even if e means to join dangote lorry
come go de work for quarry
in oder for her not to 2b scary,
all she need do na to tarry
because for my stew, she go be my only curry
and last last, na she i go marry. 

firestar:
Wetin be all dis na?

Na who dey try put asunder - for loff wey dey tey?


Maedan oya make una dey ansa my question na.

Na yu ga-an dey inspire me so ,
Shuo!!!

dalaha:
i dont know how i read this to the end
but some one has to pay for my time
if not i would take this script to nollywood and make some pay for my time
hope u would buy the movie
it would be coming out soon  

when i find maedans real huby and make him break up with her
then adobe rotimy with my x girls naked pic and mail it to maedan
,

there has to be an end and i smell heart break  

the only thing missing is a bad guy in this plot so i guess i'll be him

rotimy:
Mummy,You don try for them no be for small,
All of dem want My Maedan both short & tall.
You be fine flower wey dey open for de sun,
All incests wan come perch & others wan born.
Make you draw the lists of officials of de day,
Because in this marriage you go dey have a say!

dimitri:
@ maedan

me i don de busy
because i no say she go like plenty efizzy.
Granted say she no go come easy,
even as i expect you to de bossy,
but  by the time she see me
she go stop to de choosy,
because i de different frm de other guys wen de sleazy.

i go luv her to full capacity
even as i go take her to New York city
we no go get any complexities
even if we de  hexagon for benin-city
I go give her publicity
because two of us go be celebrities 
so make u leave all trivialities
make two of us get lasting unity.

denony:
@maedan
maedan dear, i have been guiding your proposal with roty
this time you will guide me to this promise land
tell your sister about this Lovely, caring, romantic and extrovert niggi
tell her i will do anything for her, even though it takes kissing her fit


that i will climb a mountain to high for the sake of her love


That somebody needs her most
ready to die for her, and ressurect again because of her

dimitri:
@maedan




this talk about your sister
don bring another drama into the matter
because you say she turn 21 of recent
and come equally dey descent,
me i de interested   with no pretence,
thank GOD say my girl miliscent
don take  recess,
so i de free to access
i de feel the scent
of ur sister innocense
i know say she deserve no non-sense
make you introduce me to her because i make sense
and i know say she go like my american acscent  

BILILIS:
wetin N/L don join together
abeg make no man put asunder
becos me and meadan
na bumper to bumber

BILILIS:
kai who dey claim loverboy for this thread
abeg to the left go chop ur akara n bread
no come here dey form superhero
but rather keep ur cool instead
slow and steady
they say wins d race
n me i dey ready

ashmanpolo:
@maedan, hope ur sista name no bi kate. My last date name was kate. She almst make me suffocate.Wen we start 2 date, she con de behav lik say we be mate. Girl wey de eat rice like 5 plates, drink beer like 2 crates. Serious i no de exaggerate. So i pray make her name no bi kate. I prefer immaculate

kidgenious:
Roty n maedan,una don try
i dey fil u guyz lyk chicken n fried rice
no mind al dis yeye rats wey wan chop where dem no invest
dey r pest al nairalanders go kill wit nest
kari on we dey await news of una union
cuz dat will d icing on d cake 4 al dis notion.Luvly thread!

nuzo:
Like play like play, heyo wan come put asunder
But i hope say heaven no go strike am with thunder.
Even Maedan head go don dey swell like balloon
While him roty bobo go dey quiver like baboon.
[/b]Who no go even shake if him dey compete with a business tycoon?
Walahi, those guys dey spend money like say dem go die soon.

Roty, take heart even if heyo take your woman
To fight with am no be the way to know a real man
But if you wan win a naija babe love back
Then get ready to pack enough expensive goodies for sac
Though none of these go make sense if u no buy her a house and a car
Cos na so she go dey nag you anytime she see girls in convertibles for park

nuzo:
[b]But this na big challenge for maedan

oluwdashmi:
@rotimy and maedan

make i confess
as i really would express
dis na the best thread ever for nairaland record
seems to me like it should be on the guiness record


it hooks me to read and read
i keep busting into laffter
as I longed to see the reply after
this e-love pass romeo and juliet
for romeo and juliet fit no sabi this kind e-bullet

make u na continue to dey jolly the love
as the day to tie the knot comes across
remember to invite us on your way to the alter
keeping ur words never as a flatter

where you will say i do
and that will be the next thread that we will look
for anyone that tries to put asunder
will surely receive a thunder

here i rest my case
as you guyz do the haste

deoye05:
no one can beat this, let me tell you all a story

i been de toast kadija bola and sikiratu
because am a big boy of course i come from elebatu
karimo na the new lady wey i meet for ketu
she tell me no problem make we meet for illupeju
karimo sabi my one and only sikiratu
infact for her back she use my name to do her tatoo
as i start to de play the game for ilupeju
karimotu door open na my lovely sikiratutu
i do music so dont be too surprised

rotimy:
I still dey home for what de dokita and nurse called bed rest,
How I wish you go come soon make we tun here to a love nest.
You dey suprise me how you dey forgive me easily at no cost,
It mean say the day you go leave be the day I go get lost.
I no go make again the mistake wey go in our marriage bring rumble,
Or say or do bad bad things wey go leave you sad & make you grumble.
Marriage be contract for two persons way wan make home be like paradice,
I don swear say come what may we go happy and no go live like cat & mice

pureminded:
eh eh, small small nah this rhymsssyy dey kill me o , Big up mehn , u may not know how much im feeling this thread , just keep it up,

rotimy:
I dey go hospital now as dokita don confirm say I dey sick,
Your news come hit me like person take hammer dey hit bic.
My afternoon don turn to night,
I dey think say you dey very right.
But who I go love true for this world again?
I don tell all others I no do corner love again.
You go please try give me one more chance,
And I go open my heart & purse for our love dance!

rotimy:
I know say de people wey de jealous of us wan make we scatter,
But I dey pray and fast make we take peace come end this matter.
If U vex make you cool temper & pour for your heart water wey cold,
I no wan make we begin dey borrow & have all our properties sold.
After the honeymoon, you think say we no go need money again?
For your ante-natal and others, make we begin save now b4 de rain!
By de way you be my correct delicious Maiduguri suya and dry fish,
And every day for my life I go love you and na only u I go cherish!