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Poems For ReviewRe: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by maedan(f): 6:55pm On Feb 24, 2009
funny enuff, i've always admired this thread
tho' within its walls i always feared 2 tread! grin
so much blood-sucking and vampirism
but it doesn' t deserve ur unfair criticism
if u don't like it, walk on by
n for d babe who started it all, abeg u try! cheesy
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 5:35pm On Feb 24, 2009
princesa:
I just knew I would get to him
And make him start his pathetic hymn tongue
But who cares a hoof
If you’ve got fire on your roof
Spit out your coveted words
The one you think that make you the word god
Am chilling like a princess
Waiting for the wrath of your incense cool
babe! lol, i knew u had it in you
to join the lyrical rhyme crew
that was the best!
now the wagging tongues will rest . . .
girls r officially leading d contest!! tongue

d
abdulone:
to all the ladies of life and value
that truly portray the real African virtue
with words inexpressibly cool
i say the crowd will never boo

your magical rhymes, dare not the people that uses voodoo
i love it so much, i will also like to do

@ maedan and princesa- am enjoying the heat keep it hot.
awww, so sweet of thou
when d sun enters, darkness must bow
i wish NL chaps were more like u
all we get here is d "badmouth" crew.  grin
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 1:45pm On Feb 24, 2009
from one sista to another:
i'm glad u took out the time to bother,

it's great the way u broke it down
u'r a princess so u deserve a crown cheesy

don't mind those dat don't understand us
to dissect my rhymes they need a thesaurus
from olulu to skill4eva,
i truly tried to deliver

but fake rhymes n abuse was all i got
till this noble thread almost turned to rot

thank goodness for nice folks like ore & you  grin
who added light 2 dis dark lyrical kung fu  smiley
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 10:24am On Feb 24, 2009
olulu:
maedan? angel?
nackson must b a monk then. grin
keep running ur mouth
we all know ur brain's gone south
acting like a lout
u can neva make me pout . . . cool
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 11:43pm On Feb 23, 2009
@ oreshade

ooh, i get it. Thanks anyways. I hope the others on the thread can appreciate it as well.
CelebritiesRe: Hottest Nigerian Actor--michael Okon: The Most Handsome Nigerian Man by maedan(f): 10:38pm On Feb 23, 2009
he's just passably fine jo. I prefer Van Vicker any day.
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 9:57pm On Feb 23, 2009
oreshade:
@ Maedan and other Angels
ART THOU NOT AN ANGEL?
So early this peaceful night
I see fogs shinning so bright
Like an angel or a lady she looks to try
Shimmering the night like stars in the sky

Her feet were too crystal to touch the earth
Her hips so bulbous it will seize the wind
Her breast so luscious the rain will plead
And her face beams like the moon in sea

If thou art not an angel
Then where art angels be?
Show me dear angel
In valleys low or mountain high?

Tell me oh precious beauty
That I may thread the path
aaah . . . such soulful lines are bringing me back to my senses
u didn't actually rhyme but ur words certainly flowed to me!
great stylish poetry from a guy? wow!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 8:28pm On Feb 21, 2009
Moyola:
Oya write me a poem jo! cool
hmmn rotimy my man
i see u don get another fan
make u no fear say i go dey jealous cheesy
i hapi say u don become famous
so come one, come all
i no go vex at all at all grin
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 8:19pm On Feb 21, 2009
I think it's quite crude
in fact downright rude
for people to come here
and foul the atmosphere

saying this thread's no good
u must be in a bad mood
if so, we don't care
with ur bad manners go elsewhere  angry
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 8:06pm On Feb 21, 2009
HAHAHA
that's u laughing at ur own stupidity
seems u've been out in too much humidity
so u've lost ur senses, now i'm paying the expenses
of a dumb cross-eyed loser
i'm sure u're drunk like a boozer
'else why would u continue
bugging a babe with my retinue
of mad-bad rhyming skill
who's got the style & fits d bill

well at least u've stopped ur sexual innuendos
but ur whack-lame-dumb rhymes have reached a crescendo
i really think its time u back out
before my final punch-line will make u shout
OUCH! tongue
TV/MoviesRe: Why Did I Get Married by maedan(f): 11:55am On Feb 20, 2009
the same old kind of black-american stereotyped romantic movie- but it worked for me. the acting was hardly oscar-level but it didn't detract from the good (though wacky) script. it was worth the two hours or so in front of the screen i guess.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 1:53am On Feb 20, 2009
rotimy:
My love 4 U still tanda like Olumo rock,
And playa Olulu I go soon give a knock!
I dey wonda how e like always to make trouble,
But we go soon join hands to pay him back double.
Him own na e-jealousy on 2 hearts that beat as one,
But even sef e take head waka, You be my only one!
na these kain lines wey make me first fall cheesy
i too dey feel ur romantic call
but this ur sweetmouth fit turn head
or make i keep to myself instead?
becos dem say quick in, quick out,
if u break my heart i no fit shout  cheesy

i know say na so u dey tell all d gals
so i go wan make we just stay pals
i no wan rush, d speed dey too mush cheesy
dis tripping for NL don turn to crush
i still maintain, ur mind no get stain
i happy say we don link like chain

any which way, make we still dey look
just want u to know u dey my good book
unlike those yeye guys wey dey dis thread
u & me flow like butter n bread! kiss
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 1:25am On Feb 20, 2009
well,well,well, what a surprise
some people's game is beginning 2rise,
good 4 u, but not good enough
u'r still talking trash n stil acting tuff

think u can get me with ur cheap low-down insults?
i take those desperate ryhmes with a pinch of salt
u can't cook up lines good enough to be felt
so u take the easy road n hit below d belt

all the same, u've upped ur game
u'r beginning to rhyme tho' its still v. lame

keep going at it, u just might learn a lot
and in a million years, maybe get what i've got! cool
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 9:26pm On Feb 19, 2009
Go insane? yeah, insane with laughter
ur whole rhyming flow is just a disaster

talking like u can shag
u're just a common gay
making me come?
more like making me run

u should've known better, it's such a pity
a girl's here to teach u the real nitty-gritty

hating and dissing, the truth u'll be missing
ur lyrics n style have got most people hissing

my funky fly skills have got u in heat
u'll kill to feel ur lips on my tit

so sad, u're really far from my type
itz time u stop believin' ur hype

i'm so sick of u guys blabbing 'bout sex
running ur mouth like u know how to flex
i really thot this was all about rhyme
but now i see it's more about slime

i think it's high time i quit this child's play
'cos none of u guys deserve my time of day

so till i see some skills i can respect
my posting of rhymes, pls do not expect!!! cheesy
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 2:05pm On Feb 19, 2009
another lame lyricist
trying to be self-publicist
a rhyme-king wannabe
are u sure u want a piece of me

I was doing this just to while away time
but it seems to me that u're next in line
to taste the full pinch of my sting
i'll whip u till my name u'll sing

speaking of names, u think u're so clever
u don't deserve to be called "skills4eva"
skills? huh, don't make me laugh
soon u'll be begging 4 my autograph
'cos u and me aint in the same category
go n meet olulu to give u the testimony  cheesy

enough said cos i don't have your time
n i don't want to waste my gold-studded rhyme
but if u insist, my attack i'll persist
though i strongly advise, a word's enuff 4 d wise
or else on NL they'll soon hear ur cries  cry
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 1:09pm On Feb 19, 2009
rotimy:
Ah, thank you Moyola!!
Here we no get wahala
yes o, true true wahala we no get
na only one troublemaker make us forget
d real purpose of this sweet thread
but devil is a liar, 'im go regret
d day e try disturb true vals cheesy
who don dey turn into real pals
so rotimy, how u dey
hope u still tanda as u say
abi d love don dry embarassed
or u wan make i cry
well, friend in need na friend indeed
remember say u don plant d seed
make u no slack make e turn to weed . . .  grin
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 2:43pm On Feb 18, 2009
hit sack ko, ram sack ni grin
i know na only dat line u see



anywayz, aint u tired of me giving u a beating
'cos my standards u just aint meeting
wuz just playin' witcha, but maybe soon
i'll smash u down like a dumb-assed goon
what makes u think u're a big boi
running ur mouth just like a rude boy
here's a chick who can flow, n u cant take the heat
so u talk about how ur rhymes are so neat

yeah right! ur lines are so crappy its more hit n miss
u act the fool and call it a diss
by now u should know i'm the queen of the flow
i've taken on better than u and i killed the show

ur act is so flawed, i don't know why i bother
u can't even rhyme up to my six year old brother! cheesy
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 12:55pm On Feb 18, 2009
Laughing my head off at your comeback
u couldn't handle my shaq attack
making things personal aint my style
but for fun i'll make this worth my while

i don't need balls to make u fall
u'll come jumping even b4 i call
u fell for my flow now u're acting slow
pretending i'm the chaser
when i burnt u like laser

u know i'm bam, take it like a man cheesy
if i say i'm a chick u can bet i am
if u dont believe set a time
u'll see me n beg me to make u mine

no need boasting, ur ass i'll be roasting
my looks and style will have u toasting

talking about women and kitchen
looks like ur babe's a pigeon lipsrsealed
datz y u dnt know how to scope a lady
talkin me down n acting shady

make it plain, i've got u hooked
i make it rain, i'm fully booked tongue
so i dont need u dogging my back
u'll need to do much beta b4 we can hit d sack! lipsrsealed



i dey play oooo
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 12:28pm On Feb 18, 2009
[quote author=$Iceee$ link=topic=232650.msg3482266#msg3482266 date=1234953102]DANG!!!!!!!!!
d flows' craziiiiiiiii
y'all make eminem seem laziiiiiiiiiiii
keep d rymz ryt
dis thang's soooooooooo tyt[/quote]nice 2 c another ryhming sista
dnt mind the Olulu mista
turnin' me to a fighter
when i'm truly a peacemaker! grin
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 11:23am On Feb 18, 2009
chei, for nairaland i don suffer
dis bros O wan make i run 4 cover
i come for peace, na him start war
dis forum of love e don make am curve
bend go a wrong slide
well, we go meet for d dark side
u think say u be player
wen u only sound like hater grin
dis valen-wetin no dey 4 u rara
as u come call me mama tawa

i talk am say ur mouth no good
look as u dey yarn like boy from 'hood
na u gangan get d frustration
i don make u lose concentration
if u beg well well i fit pity u
turn u into my next mumu
but as u no get taste,
my time i no go waste
just leave me and my rotimy matter cheesy
b4 my luv-stylee make ur head scatter
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 11:03am On Feb 18, 2009
its takes two-times a woman
to stand up to a blabbing man
i'm more than u can handle
u with ur mini-proportioned candle  embarassed
talking to a babe with no respect
i'm sure u always hide behind skirt
don't worry, here's a real woman to school u
those ones tripping only fool u

i've got class an' my skills cut glass
while u're just a gainsayer, no, more a naysayer

i make things happen, my mind to sharpen
u only shoot the breeze till ur brain u freeze cheesy

i know u must be high to think u're d main guy
so long as I'm here i'll make ur hair fry

with my lyricism i'll dull u
with ur criticisms u'll crawl thru'

i'm warming up, while u're burning up
with  a babe like me, u've overfilled ur cup
making mouth like u can handle a chick
i dont need ur sorry ass talking slick
me, plea for a love deal? lipsrsealed grin
you mean you, tryin' to cop a feel
u wish u could screw for 10 years and a day
wen u can't even last a minute on B.J.  embarassed cool

one-minute man, go one side jo
one taste of me, u'll be begging for more!!! tongue
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 11:02pm On Feb 17, 2009
@olulu

 

  no harm done, i know it's all fun
  but u won't be "playing" when i'm cocking my gun
  bey sed men rule the streets, but women keep the tempo
  aint it true y'all treat our p**sies like ur temple
  u made this fight turn dirty,
  and i'm no coward so ill give it back to u plenty
  just don't make a fuss
  when a babe turns u to a wuss
  it's a game, so play it
  lets hope that as u give, u can take it!!!

  it's been a while since i put down my blade
  i aint afraid to call a spade a spade
  the war is on, i sure hope u're ready
  it's a bet u can't hold me down steady
  whatever sha, i've got time on my hands
  i'll soon have u with ur hands in iron bands
  u'll be on ur knees, begging for mercy
  i'll lock u for life n throw away d key!!



i'm warming up, guy
i don't get scared n i aint shy
but for now i've had my say
letz leave to fight another day
. . .
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 10:39pm On Feb 17, 2009
@olulu

see me see palaver
i think say u come enter as observer
i even manage to swallow ur yabs
i come dey hail u for your vocabs
now u don show ur true colour
kiss 4 couch ni, kiss 4 couch ko. cheesy
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 10:29pm On Feb 17, 2009
@ rotimy


i know say u be beta person
wey we fit trust for any season
even if na e-love, nothing spoil
at least e good to ease d toil
na true say whether na valentine or wintertime
correct couples need to flow n rhyme
so make we jolly dey go
with this our pidjin love show . . . kiss
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 3:57am On Feb 17, 2009
from above it's shown to prove
guys are leading three to two!!
abdulone, olulu and jeythunder
i'm seriously beginning to wonder . . .
so NL is really stuffed with such skills
spinning rhymes like u'all are spinning wheels
what can i say, i'm impressed
spitting these lines from east to west
i'd rhyme more if i wasn't so stressed -
anyway guys, u're all the best!!!

@ olulu
thanx 4 d "tripping"
these days i'm even slipping . . .
or else i'd hav given u all a whipping!! cheesy
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 3:28am On Feb 17, 2009
@ olulu  angry

  na true i talk from day one
  my sis dey fine n bright like sun
  e be like say u like 2yab
  but me too get quick upper jab
  anyway i no wan fight
  u sef u dey rhyme tight 
  (even tho' u get serious bad mouth . . . grin)
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 3:13am On Feb 17, 2009
@ rotimy smiley

my guy dis is getting curious
i no believe say u dey serious
valentine don go since now
its high tym we take a bow
but since u say u be gud friend
make we stick dat way till d end. . . . cheesy
Forum GamesRe: So U Tink You Can Rhyme Huh! Let's Get It On! by maedan(f): 8:09pm On Feb 14, 2009
^^^^ ok, pls rhyme in your socratic-philosophy-promoting-virtues-to-the-apogee ( embarassed) if u can. And choose any non-violent theme u can think of.


U can'thuh Thought not.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 8:02pm On Feb 14, 2009
lolxxx

u be longthroat no be small
u no wan hear word at all at all
how i go fall 4 brand new toaster
no be say u be d main kokomaster cheesy

i tiff ur poem give my boo, no vex
i also send am to all mypals by text
hope say e no get copyright
bc dat 1st poem dey v. tight . . . grin
Music/RadioRe: Dbanj Suddenly Video: Exclusive. by maedan(f): 7:17pm On Feb 14, 2009
very easygoing video . . . . cheesy


and who's that beefing the song? Didn't you hear the grass-to-grace lyrics? Please!!! Dbanj has the coolest vibes n songwriting skills i've seen, eva! And there's always a cool move to dance to his song. u haters shd cool it!!
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 6:28pm On Feb 13, 2009
rotimy:
How you come say you no need a generator?
When some men love dey quench like terminator.
At noon the love go over-load with solar power,
But for night, e go blackout like NEPA power.
Your fine sista I for true true like to take,
But now her hand I must try to forsake.
Bride price high well well for Auchi,
Make I manage Aisha wey dey Bauchi!
You fit apply,
And I go reply.
ehen, na now u dey talk beta
u sure say ur lv na all weatha?
anyway, na ur scope i like
u sef, u no fit know psyche?
i dey play na, how i go give u my precious sista
u fit be one serious playa mister!!! grin

olulu:
lol grin grin grin grin

omoge , fine sista,
go easy on d brother,
no b everytime he go fit rhyme tight,
no even rhyme right,
d tin no easy like that,
abi, u get 9 lives like cat?
give am ur sista,
and she go love no other,
everybody deserves a 2nd chance,
d guy can't afford to not eat dat yam

grin grin grin
na my sister u dey call "yam?"
bros, make u stop am!! grin
luv is more than dat
no be game of mouse n cat!! cheesy
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by maedan(f): 5:28pm On Feb 13, 2009
grin angry

No need for generator lai lai
my own na solar power!! cheesy

no more fine sista for u again
u no rhyme well at all 2day!!

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