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Crime › Re: A Russian Man Who Tried To Rob A Hair Salon Ended Up As A Sex Slave (Throwback) by maestro299: 8:11pm On Jan 15, 2024
AchrafHakimi:
What's his complaint?

He's lucky it wasn't a man like they did to Ving Rhames in Pulp Action.
Pulp Fiction actually.
But the memory of that scene was funny. Rhames revenge though wasn't. smiley
Sports › Re: Cameroon Vs Guinea: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1) On 15th January 2024 by maestro299: 8:07pm On Jan 15, 2024
G00dharddick:
Na even four guinea dey this Africa

Equatorial Guinea.
Guinea-Bissau.
Guinea.
Papua New Guinea.
Eh en!
So Papua New Guinea is in Africa? shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: ‘Abuja Not Safe’: Folorunsho Ariyo Killed Alongside Nabeeha Al-Kadriyar by maestro299: 2:47pm On Jan 15, 2024
JoeEeL:
YOU KNOW WHY I DON'T PITY BLACK PEOPLE? I'LL TELL YOU WHY:

They don't know how to properly evaluate the scope of a problem and make carefully guided projections. Please let me explain a bit.

When Boko Haram was ravaging the north east, how many of you used to remember how middlebelters and southerners especially used to boast that "the nonsense can't reach here." Some would even say "as long as they keep the madness in the north". What makes it worse is that Boko Haram split into another faction called ISWAP, with the "WA" in it represnting West Africa. But some deluded folks down south are still thinking its a northern problem when their intentions are clear that they are not only coming for the whole of nigeria but even west africa. Today, from north to south in nigeria, has been affected


Secondly, the year of Covid was the year these terrorists loaded a lot of weapons in the forests. There were videos upon videos of these terrorists and their trucks being searched and assault rifles amongst variety of illegal weapons were found. Do you know what the youth were doing during that period? I'll tell you: they were watching BBNaija. They were argunig Tacha vs nengi vs Mercy, vs Cee-C. No protests, no nothing.

The examples are numerous but let me give you one final example. Corpers from Akwa Ibom were kidnapped in Zamfara or so... till date some of them are missing. Instead of the whole NYSC program to grind to a halt and major protests sponsored by all schools until they are rescued and a list of agenda is made to at least safeguard graduating students and corpers (not the whole country now o, just students alone), no noise was really made and everyone has moved on.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A KIND OF BLACK PEOPLE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THIS NIGERIAN VERSION OF BLACK PEOPLE. I CANNOT EXPLAIN THEIR OT. BEING THE MOST POPULOUS SINGULAR BLACK NATION, THEY ARE THE DIRECT REASON BLACK RACE IS A CANNON FODDER ACROSS THE GREEN EARTH.

With all this calamity, someone who barely escaped these kidnappers' lair, would find a way to go to church to give one idiotic statement about how the g_d of his ______ (insert church denomination here) saved him... indirectly implying that what he serves is superior. What is painful is that they can't realise their barefaced idiocy. In fact, the rest of the congregation would clap and cement the overall idiocy we are talking about but usually that is only short-lived as there's always some form of other nigerian calamity around the corner waiting to befall one of these warped-thinking primates.
Interesting.
But you're still thinking like a black man too.
You have to view problems from a higher level in order to solve them.
You're pissed at the lackadaisical and nonchalant exhibited in the instances you gave above.
But attitudes come from mindsets and thought patterns.
All what you described are simply symptoms of a disease that is endemic to the black race anywhere in the world.
The name of this disease?
The Slave Mindset.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Looks On With Pride As His Aide,IsraelDMW Sprays Cash On Stripper (Video) by maestro299: 2:32pm On Jan 15, 2024
EreluRoz:
Yes, women who also live their same type of lifestyle
Yes. Which is a lot.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Looks On With Pride As His Aide,IsraelDMW Sprays Cash On Stripper (Video) by maestro299: 1:27pm On Jan 15, 2024
EreluRoz:
See wetin Sheila marry, all these type of men can't keep a marriage. Nonsense


How does these type of lifestyle even attract some women? How can you say yes to men that made club their second home?
You'd be surprised.
It attracts A LOT of women.
Politics › Re: I Will Appreciate It If Tinubu Offers Me Appointment – Daniel Bwala by maestro299: 10:14am On Jan 15, 2024
TimeManager:
Bwala gone, Doyin Okupe gone.. Atiku and Obi would look themselves in the mirrow and see how Tinubu outplayed them and makes them look stupid.

-kiss the truth!
Wtf is wrong with people like you?

What kind of rotten mentality and thinking is this?

Since when did Nigeria's issue turn to Man Utd and Chelsea with 'my club is better than yours' mentality?

Is Nigeria only about Tinubu (or any politician for that matter) winning and being one useless strategist only to get there and enrich their families and cronies?

Why are you guys praise singers for people with no morals or ideologies, except to loot wealth for their unborn generations?

I don't think you live in Nigeria. If you did you'll realize that when you go to buy things at the market, nobody gives a flying f**k about your political affiliations. If you be APC, PDP, LP or IDP.

Kidnappers and Bandits are having a field day whether you are Hausa, Yoruba, Fulani, Tiv, Kanuri ,Ibibio or Nupe.

Herdsmen and Insurgents are dealing with Muslims even more than any other religious group.

The day people like you realize that we are all in this together and a loss for one is a loss for all, is the day that this country will begin to move forward...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Middlesbrough Vs Chelsea FA Cup (1 - 0) On 9th January 2024 by maestro299: 10:50pm On Jan 09, 2024
E be like say Man Utd need to hire Carrick. At least he's showing he has a tactical mind. Unlike egghead ten Hag that will be fighting his players and be doing inshallah to win matches.
Romance › Re: Man Dumps Fiancee Over Inability To Afford Wig by maestro299: 11:35am On Jan 09, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
The words were said out of anger. If you check well, she may not really mean it as a curse. She acted on her feelings at the time. She only needs to be corrected not thrown out like that.

What if she didn't say it out and is cursing him behind his back? That one too dey happen and the man will never know.

Abeg the lady spoke out of pain. The man too stingy
Women and this word 'stingy'.
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Suspends Betta Edu, Minister Of Humanitarian Affairs by maestro299: 2:52pm On Jan 08, 2024
LesbianBoy:
Thief dey suspend thief grin grin grin grin

We joke alot in this country!

Ask yourself why she had the mind to steal in the first place? Simple because tinubu is an ole too

Will she have stolen if Peter obi was in charge? Never! tongue
I don't understand why people are masturbating on this issue. All of them are thieves. From Tinubu down to the most obscure council chairman in Yobe state.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by maestro299: 7:53am On Jan 08, 2024
Leyqute:
They should never allow Ten Haag to hold major sway in recruitment o. The rubbish wey e do don reach. Ha God. Abeg.
Signing Antony, Onana and Malacia alone should be enough to ban him from all future transfer activities.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by maestro299: 7:52am On Jan 08, 2024
odizeey:
Sincerely. We never recover from Antony and Mount.
I've even forgotten we signed Mount!
I had huge belief in that guy.
Don't know why it's been so bad this first season..
Politics › Re: Spending millions on UK students visa is it worth it by maestro299: 4:27pm On Jan 07, 2024
You didn't give us any stories, interview sessions, personal experiences or case studies to corroborate your statement. Without those this just looks like your individual opinion...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Wants To Send Thousands Of ISIS Terrorists To Occupy Lands In Africa by maestro299: 3:03am On Jan 07, 2024
LoL. U dey fear?
Foreign Affairs › Re: 27 Attorneys-General to US Supreme Court: Trump should be on the ballot by maestro299: 4:09pm On Jan 06, 2024
Obrigardo:
Shut up stupid person. You can't argue the facts but throw insult to a faceless person online. What a moronic fool you are.
What facts?
Guy go find somewhere park well joor...
Romance › Re: Helping A Man Vs Helping A Woman by maestro299: 2:58pm On Jan 05, 2024
Seun:
If you help a man, he will appreciate it for a long time. If you forget, he will remind you. It is as if he owes you a debt. The guy that helped me to bring back Nairaland in 2014 could do no wrong in my eyes until last year. And even now, you won't catch me saying anything against him.

If you help a woman, she will appreciate it for a short time. 3 days. A week. A month. 3 months. Then it's as if you never helped her. It's history. Your help is like a subscription. Once it expires, you can be ghosted. Unless you renew it. And there are many other subscribers, so stop feeling as if yours was such a big deal. 😭

PS: Please o; I don't do redpill. Women are not ungrateful. They recieve help all the time, which they deserve. I'm just speaking from pain. 😭
Oga Seun, wetin happen?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine War: Missile And Drone Attacks Launched Against Russia(photos) by maestro299: 7:32pm On Dec 30, 2023
lexy2014:
how does all you said point to the fact that the Ukrainian people see the war as one based on ego?

how are the ukrainian masses gullible with regards the war being an ego war?

who are the "elites and politicians"? who are these "cronies in politics and the media"?

which money and resources?

which wealth is being transfered?
National pride is a people's collective ego.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine War: Missile And Drone Attacks Launched Against Russia(photos) by maestro299: 5:13pm On Dec 30, 2023
lexy2014:
how are the ukrainian masses gullible with regards the war being an ego war?

who are the "elites and politicians"?

which money and resources?
You talked of ego.
The Ukrainians have been bilked through the use of 'national pride' to support the intent and aims of the incredibly corrupt and avaricious political class.
Have you been following the actions of the charlatan Zelensky? He has been soliciting for and receiving money and aid for weaponry, ammunition and armament in the millions and billions of dollars.
Who are those monies being paid to to receive those arms?
The elites and their cronies in politics and the media.
This 'war' will never end until the wealth transfer is complete.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine War: Missile And Drone Attacks Launched Against Russia(photos) by maestro299: 4:43pm On Dec 30, 2023
lexy2014:
its a very stupid war strictly based on ego
Ego?
Maybe to the gullible Ukrainian masses.
To the elites and politicians, it's about money and resources- billions upon billions of dollars....
Health › Re: Please Help I want to gain some weight by maestro299: 11:41am On Dec 28, 2023
It's like this 'ahnie' moniker and one mod dey run things. How will this woman's trivial posts just be making front page while better threads waste away in Nairaland limbo?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by maestro299: 12:49pm On Dec 27, 2023
Adakintroy:
You know nothing.

All the top side Bayern, baca, a.c , real. City. Even peak man.u. we're known for attractive brand of football. No big team strive aside of that. They are all premium brands in football. And if you paying for their ticket. The least you are promise is good entertainment for you and ur families. Cuz in the end it what football is. Wenger did well to carve a style out for arsenal. "Arsenal style" which fits well with how football should be played ideally. Keep ball on the ground and move it around.


Even you at least admits we had good football. End product was not short of fourth mostly if you are honest. Its not that bad. Most time we had even second place.

What do you have going now?.. Shitty football with no end result.
Na small pikin I dey follow talk sef.

Ok, I don hear.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by maestro299: 12:05pm On Dec 27, 2023
Adakintroy:
We are way ahead in terms of ball play and improvement.

You play any top team you the first to sit deep defend and wait for counter like a mid table club. shows you your mentality. A mid table side
'Ball play', 'sit deep', all na grammar.

I watched some of the best football of my life from Arsene Wenger's Gunners team between 2006-2009.
Alas, it was just that; beautiful football with nothing tangible to show for it. That's why their stars began to leave; Nasri, RvP, Clichy, Adebayor, Henry, Fabregas, Song, Hleb etc. They went on to win big trophies at other clubs.

So no be by 'na we play ball pass'. We have seen that before with Arsenal. Make una try win EPL.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by maestro299: 10:52pm On Dec 26, 2023
Adakintroy:
I use to hate united as a gunner. But at this stage its no longer hate its pity. This sound twisted but I want things to return to normal for them.

Get well united.
Arsenal fan sef dey pityhuh
grin grin grin
Make una win EPL first
Properties › Re: Lagos State Government Removes Illegal Street Gates In Lekki Phase 1 by maestro299: 11:04am On Dec 24, 2023
BucketHat:
It is a shame we're where we're today,🇳🇬 so called political elite's are irresponsible. They go with police escorts left right & centre binding the citizenry to the philistines. If government had provided adequate security for all there won't be need for gates in all the streets.

We're our problem !!!
You're the only person with leadership sense on this thread.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (2 - 0 ) On 23rd December 2023 by maestro299: 2:17pm On Dec 23, 2023
I swear! Dem need to slap dis Garnacho of a human being. Na only to open mouth bring out tongue he sabi. If no be say Rashford na idiot why dis kind schoolboy suppose dey bench am?
Crime › Re: Barrister Brutally Attacks Wife Over A Key In Uyo, Akwa Ibom (Photos) by maestro299: 6:57pm On Dec 16, 2023
Nazgul:
Sometimes the best way to avoid conflict with your spouse from getting out of hand, is to leave the house for a while.

I know some men can be jerks, but women should learn how to control their mouths. Escalating a quarrel to the extent where she was literally nakéd just to prove a point to her husband isn't wise.

The rule of the thumb is never fight anyone whom you know is physically stronger than you. You might end up in the morgue.
Many women fail to understand this.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Compares Nigeria’s Budget, Poverty Rate With China’s. Is He Correct? by maestro299: 8:28am On Dec 09, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Only a fool will continue listening to the million lies per second coming out of this lying machine.
You did not read the post. You just saw the headline and rushed to spew your assumptions full of venomous hatred for anything Peter Obi, proving that you are the real fool in this scenario...
Business › Re: Come With Me To Get A Human Size Mirror At Aluminium Village, Dopemu! by maestro299: 7:00pm On Dec 08, 2023
Ishilove:
When we wanted to fix a broken window in my office, our regular upholstery man charged us 65k. Na so. He doesn't know Ishilove, that's why he thinks he will call a price and I will just shell it out.

I called someone in Aluminum village and the man rushed over, took measurements and charged 12k. In all we spent 16k (logistics included) and he did a very good job.
Hello.
Can you link me up with your contact in Aluminum village?
Romance › Re: How The Top 10 Richest Women In The World Got Their Wealth by maestro299:
pocohantas:
Same recycled topic from beta males.
When they don't rank among men, next thing is to start dragging pants with women. Little wonder the supposed simps rule the world and women would continue to be taken care of. undecided undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chealsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2023 by maestro299: 7:25am On Dec 07, 2023
princeabdul:
🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍😍
Do you sell?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Chealsea (2 - 1) On 6th December 2023 by maestro299: 11:31pm On Dec 06, 2023
Reussite:
A good goalie will have a better positioning right there. A good goalie would know the ball was heading in that corner after the striker had drawn the defenders to himself.
The idiot was so flat-footed. Onana na big scam.
Politics › Re: President Budgets N10billion To Renovate Gbajabiamila’s Official Residence by maestro299:
grin.
George Orwell who wrote 'Animal Farm' remains one of history's greatest thinkers.
Just like Napoleon and his ilk who fed fat on the collective largesse and used the common wealth to enrich his cronies, our leaders have absolutely no care about the wellbeing of their supposed followers.
The mystery remains as to why the masses who are supposed to revolt against the callousness of these heartless politicians, have become their most fervent praise singers.
Nigeria cannot rise until the veil of ethnicity and religion has been torn off our collective consciousness.
Politics › Re: COP28: Seyi Tinubu, Stewards, Chefs, Cooks Among Nigerian Delegation by maestro299: 9:15am On Dec 06, 2023
God1000:
Must Tinubu travel with his family for official engagement? I never saw Buhari doing that despite being a globetrotter.

This is a new low

Imagine a poor country like Nigeria with 1411 delegates

Is 100 delegates not enough for such summit?
Who told you Nigeria is poor?

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