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EducationRe: The Advantages Of National Open University Nigeria by magneto(m): 10:46pm On Aug 08, 2015
SlimBrawnie:
okay..u can check ur mail
Tanx, I've just replied. Look forward to more info
EducationRe: The Advantages Of National Open University Nigeria by magneto(m): 7:34pm On Aug 07, 2015
SlimBrawnie:
You have a PM. check your inbox
Sorry dear, I've forgotten d password to my email again...pls kindly resend to donmash.inc@gmail.com , God bless!
EducationRe: The Advantages Of National Open University Nigeria by magneto(m): 3:25pm On Aug 07, 2015
SlimBrawnie:
Sorry for the delay... admission is still on but you need to hurry up with payment and clearance so you can get yourself prepared ahead of this semesters exam.
Tanx a lot. Pls kindly detail d whole enrolment and clearance procedure for me, including how much is involved at each stage. I'm looking to do a PGD course in Business Admin. Tanx and appreciate ur kindness
EducationRe: The Advantages Of National Open University Nigeria by magneto(m): 11:21am On Aug 04, 2015
SlimBrawnie:
Noted! And for your info, LL.B admission in NOUN has been suspended till further notice,one of the measures taken by the school authority to tackle the issue at hand. Thank you
Pls can u tell me if admission is still currently on at NOUN, or has the window closed already till next batch. Treat as urgent, tanx.
PhonesRe: I Just Installed The Afro App And I Must Say I Am Very Impressed by magneto(m): 2:54am On Jul 26, 2015
Impressive. Hope its not limited to lagos alone
FamilyRe: Words From A Father To His Son About Marriage. by magneto(m): 1:12am On Jul 22, 2015
Nice write up there.

But that no. 18 though....haven't figured out how I'll respond in such a situation undecided
AgricultureRe: Beginning A Small Scale Snail Farm by magneto(m): 11:55am On Jul 07, 2015
siraj1402:
ok, thanks so much . many people doesn't know how lucrative this is,just one of this size is $7 in Saudi Arabia about N1,600 presently. grin
Nice venture there Neduzze5, I commend ur efforts. Pls I'd like to know how u sell these snails. Who are ur customers and how do u contact them. These figures quoted above are quite impressive!
CrimeRe: Bomb Blast At Jos Motor Park And Maiduguri Now by magneto(m): 11:23pm On Jul 05, 2015
Just heard it.....these ppl are totally sick!!!! angry angry

Report coming in states that twin bomb blasts have hit the
ancient city of Jos.
Witnesses say simultaneous bombs have exploded at a
motor park and opposite a university in the city of Jos,
Plateau state, Nigeria.
They say that the first blast was outside the university gate
while the other blast was by the gates of Bauchi Park.
Daily trust are reporting that a suicide bomber was
responsible for one of the attacks, the one at the motor park
in Bauchi road.
As of now, the amount of casualties is still unknown, but the
University of Jos Pharmacy gate is usually crowded and
conveys passengers from Jos to Bauchi.
Daily trust correspondents close to the scene saw Special
Task Force and Nigerian Police evacuating corpses and the
injured as they speed pass the Bauchi road area.
Reuters have confirmed the news and said that
simultaneous bombs exploded at a bus station and opposite
a university.
“There was a loud explosion opposite the university along
the Bauchi road, and another one at the Bauchi road motor
park,” Garba Musa, a newspaper vendor along the road, told
Reuters by telephone.
Military spokesman in Plateau state capital Jos confirmed
the news to Vanguard but failed to state the number of
casualties.
One witness on the scene, driver Ibrahim Hashidu, told AFP
that 17 people had been confirmed dead, with the first
explosion killing five people and the second causing 12
deaths.
One source told Sahara reporters that the first blast
happened at the entrance of the University of Jos near the
College of Forestry, where the students are writing exams.
While the second one was at the second biggest park in Jos,
Central Motor Park which is also located close to a military
checkpoint.
The blasts were said to have been 200 meters apart and are
said to have occurred just before 5pm. It is also notable that
there was a blast last year on this same stretch of road.
The Plateau State Commissioner of Police, Nasiru Oki has
revealed that 13 people died in the attack and 14 people
were injured.
Reporters however counted nine courses at the scene of the
Plateau State Specialist Hospital mortuary and 11 injured
people hospitalized at the intensive care unit of the hospital.
The nine corpses were placed on the mortuary floor and
also one of the dead were a police traffic officer.
The corpses are said to all had injuries to the head with one
being completely mutilated.
The hospital management have however declined to
comment on the issue, but one nurse told Premium times
that most of the injured victims were in stable condition
Friday morning.
She called for blood donations.
Four of the injured are currently being treated at the
Bingham University Teaching Hospital. One passed away
unfortunately this morning.
University of Jos spokesperson, Abdullahi Abdullahi has
denied the news going around that 12 students had passed
away.
He said: “The report in some national dailies that the
University of Jos lost 12 of it students to the blast was false.
No student or any member of the university community was
affected by the explosions. As I speak with you the second
semester examinations are ongoing. We have intensified
security of lives and property in all our campuses.”
Source: Naija Woofer
PoliticsRe: El Rufai Appoints Bringbackourgirls Founder As Chief Of Staff by magneto(m): 8:16pm On Jun 29, 2015
No pic?
RomanceRe: Advice Needed, Should I Accept Him Back ? by magneto(m): 7:26pm On Jun 29, 2015
@sapphire06, even after u meet his mom and hear all they have to say....still make him sweat for it a little before fully accepting him back (ie if ur convinced of his sincerity dis tym and it feels ryt). At least dat way he'll know not to let go so easily again.

Pls let ur little be little oh...long tinz suck!
PoliticsRe: People View Imo State Women As Mostly Prostitutes- Sisters Circle Nigeria by magneto(m): 12:10pm On Jun 28, 2015
Spicylate:
First igbo, now its imo, soon it will be mbaise abi? Anyways, proudly #imo and proudly #mbaise.
As a matter of fact I heard dat mbaise ladies make very loyal and productive wives wink
CrimeRe: Police Kill Robbers In Gun Duel, Arrest Six Car Snatchers (Picture) by magneto(m): 12:13pm On Jun 27, 2015
AnointedG:
this police people sef.. sometimes they perform, sometimes dem go just dey mumu, is like d tin wey dey do dem comes and goes in a disco light form abi manner... I wonder who dey press their mumu button angry
Must it be mumu button?? Why not say 'action button' or sompn....naija girls! smh grin
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend Is Threatening My Life by magneto(m): 11:31am On Jun 27, 2015
Dollyak:
Great bet. You must be a good gambler grin
Lol, not really...I'm just lucky at rolling the dice wink
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend Is Threatening My Life by magneto(m): 6:26am On Jun 27, 2015
Dollyak:
lol. Yeah, I do once in a while grin. Yeah I do agree with all your points. She is sound too immature for my liking.
Absolutely. I bet ur nothing like her tho wink
RomanceRe: Help! My Girlfriend Is Threatening My Life by magneto(m): 5:51am On Jun 27, 2015
Dollyak:
She is an insecure psycho. She won't believe your stories until you present a strong evidence. I think you might need to contact the taxi man and tell him to explain the whole situation to her. In addition, you need to have a strong word with her.
So u do visit d romance section too shocked...hmmm, miss political iron lady grin. Nice!



@op, ur girlfriend is obviously highly insecure and immature. If I were in ur shoes, d relationship is all but dead at dis point. If she's so angered enuff to tell u dat u don't really know nothing abt her...u should take dat statement seriously. But then, u know her better dan me so she just might be d type dat spews off d top witout necessarily meaning it, whenever she gets mad (still not a gud sign either)
Poems For ReviewRe: The Inner Mind - A Short Poem And A Brief Commentary. by magneto(m): 10:32am On Jun 19, 2015
laykorn:
Hmmmm, our thoughts of the inner mind are quite different. I see it a soul, you see a hard disk. grin

What do you think?
Lol, interesting analysis my broda...but on d contrary I'd say our thots are actually quite similar. No I do not see a 'hard disk' but a 'database'...calling it a hard disk kinda reduces it to some sort of hardware machine, but a database is more conceptual.

Now as for similarity of our thots, if u say d inner mind is d soul then I'll assume u see d 'outer mind' as d spirit (correct me if I'm wrong). I also see the subconscious mind (or inner mind) as the soul...but as the name implies it is not "fully" conscious but rather 'sub' conscious (underneath consciousness). It is ethereal in nature...it neither twerks, twirl, pulsate, nor rebel. That is d domain of the spirit or outer mind. The soul is constant and divine in nature, and consists of every single one of our impressions, memories, and emotions. It collects these impressions and locks them forever in some sort of limbo...awaiting some search actions from the outer mind (hence the expression "soul searching"wink.

Come to think of it, I believe the computer was originally modeled after the human mind. The processor being the brain, the RAM as the outer mind, and the hard disk as the subconscious mind...lol grin . Hmmm...anoda case of we thinking alike. What do u think?
FamilyRe: Nigerian Men & 'Come To My House' Syndrome by magneto(m): 11:53pm On Jun 18, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Dem wan phock you ke! grin
I simply tell them, "No, you come to my house and PHOCK THEIR AZZZZZES instead! cool

Na who wan go phock for h-insai RAT HOLE "mai-gida", boys'-SQUATTERS? undecided

In this day and age of OSUN rapisssstz? shocked
Go where? grin TUFIAAAAAAKWA!!!! cry

Generator FUMES with droning noises enough to give you PERMANENT-HEARING LOSS! cry

No bed!
No TV
Face me I face you "poultry-duplex"!
Water for DRUMS with EBOLA-mosquito eggs to wash ya azzzzzze? shocked



After dey phock ya azzzze to kingdom come, dem go push your akamu-filled toto with several MISSING CONDOMS falling out of your front and back holes, to go to MARKET to cook ENOUGH FOOD FOR ONE MONTH with FAYA wood ONLY for h-insai dem single-MAMA "main building" inherited ONLY after killing their papa with nagging and stress! grin

Then WORST of all? grin

Beg you for money wey you don SUFFER take suck one OLD SENATOR BLOKOS to buy "recharge card" to call "onoda" desperado babe looking for husband o!

The CYCLE continues!

No! You come to MY HOUSE!
I don't phock poverty-stricken BUSH-MEATS! kiss

I always have some "keke UDUAGHANS" to escort you OUT after your SAH-FI-CES! kiss

BullllllSHYTE!!!! cool
Buhahahahahhaahaaaa....ah don diiiieee!! U say na wetin blokos?? Roflmao...abeg pity my belle na, choi!



But on a serious note tho, those naija girls dat are insisting guys be more romantic and chivalrous in an 'oyibo' kinda way are being quite hypocritical...they want wat they are not willing to give!
How many naija girls would gladly receive a flower love-gift from a guy without abusing him? If not to his face, then definitely at his back.



As for the 'come to my house' syndrome, like others have rightly said, most guys just want to cut to the chase. Pls dnt kid urself dat he just wants to talk, or cuddle and watch movies (tho plenty guys can accept a cuddle on d first visit wink )...every smart and non naïve babe knows wat a guy wants when he invites u to his house. If its not wat u want too, then NOBODY CAN FORCE U TO GO! Shikena
WebmastersRe: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by magneto(m): 11:01pm On Jun 17, 2015
MissTechy:
Lol it is actually igbo glasses tongue
Ahaa...I talk am, some "inspiration" must be involved tongue

*stretches hand to misstechy* bebe mo, biko pass me d kpoli grin
Music/RadioRe: The Free Feedback Thread For Your Music And Music Videos by magneto(m): 2:31pm On Jun 17, 2015
codedguy001:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN......THIS TRACK IS BANGING HOTTT!!!! Download it now, i promise u won't be disappointed!!

http://kiwi6.com/file/9drgzy5bb9


Thank me later wink cool grin
Hmm, nice one wink
WebmastersRe: Nairaland MissTechy Featured On Nigerian Bulletin:Give advice to New Bloggers by magneto(m): 2:14pm On Jun 17, 2015
Hmmm, see correct nerd....with her okpolo glasses! grin
Jokes EtcRe: If You Never Did This....... by magneto(m): 9:29am On Jun 15, 2015
SlimBrawnie:
Lol....yeah..... imagine the melody added when singing the song not knowing we were saying the wrong words
Lol, Its so funny now remembering how we used to sing "o singo singo" wit so much passion...grin
Jokes EtcRe: If You Never Did This....... by magneto(m): 10:18pm On Jun 12, 2015
Lol, guilty as charged! The acting of film in uncompleted building and driving tyre wit stick was staple for me. grin

Also playing husband and wife wit d girl next door. tongue


Did u say d song is actually "o sing my soul and praise d lord"? DAMN!!!
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Models For House Of Maliq's Next Edition by magneto(m): 11:40am On Jun 12, 2015
Rumpelstiltskin:
Chindima, my bebe. Come to me omalicha, ret me kiss your rips biko. I have money yanfu yanfu. I have six containers that will allive next week. I have a large spare part shop in Lagos and Aba. Ifeanyi Uba is my boy. Baby mo, let me buy you a lange lover jeepu......let me just see your two bleasts with my kolo kolo eyes, I will buy you a mansion in Banana Island. Baby biko, because of you, I left Genevievuu......
Hahahahahaha....kai, I don diiiiieeee!! grin
PoliticsRe: The average Nigerians are the most shortsighted/one dimension people in Africa. by magneto(m): 6:24pm On Jun 09, 2015
Dollyak:
You need a man in a country like naija, to lead this fight na.
I like dis initiative. I will lead it.
PoliticsRe: Troops Apprehend Mastermind Of Gombe Bombing After Shoot-out (pics) by magneto(m): 6:20pm On Jun 09, 2015
Dollyak:
that was from a song grin tongue
Lol, ok I hear u . Heavy metal lover tongue
PoliticsRe: Troops Apprehend Mastermind Of Gombe Bombing After Shoot-out (pics) by magneto(m): 5:47pm On Jun 09, 2015
Dollyak:
Torture and make an example of the idiot to avenge for the innocent lives lost. Hopefully, this should make him and others regret his actions before getting rid of him.

Btw, I am not a violent person angry
Hogwash....ur siggy says it all grin
RomanceRe: This Post Is Sure To Provoke Many Ladies To Anger, I Apologise In Advance!! by magneto(m): 7:37pm On Jun 04, 2015
MoNickk:
you definitely need to change the people you having conversations with. The issue here isn't the virginity or lack of it but the fact that she lied. that's unforgivable. I even heard some girls use alum. y would I want to go through that kinda pain again? If I meet a guy that can't take me as I am..that's bye bye o. I cannot come n go n kill myself.
Thank you

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