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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 1:07pm On Nov 20, 2015
nouvelle:
@udysweet, thanks. I hear you my dear, no wahala and BTW soirée is French for small party/gathering especially an evening event. You taught me mbok so here I am returning the favour smiley
Magneto, ddshow, missbronze, klassic, you guys are keeping this thread alive and interesting. @magneto, o'boy, what i'd give for that okpa right now grin
Have a pleasant day everyone, TGIF and a lovely weekend
Lol, plenty okpa lovers in d house! Don't worry I gat ur backs wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 1:07pm On Nov 20, 2015
ddshow:
No one is competing with anyone bruv!
Thank u
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 12:39pm On Nov 20, 2015
missbronze:
Hahahahahaha.
mi men, yo good. yo good.
mi gan let ya know if mi come to Enugu. (okpa with chilled coke, take note)

Good morning, nice day for ya.
Noted wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 12:38pm On Nov 20, 2015
Bisjosh:
I dunno why parents flog their children mercilessly. Am angry cos that's what woke me up angry Ahan! Pesin no fit sleep again cry



Good morn beautiful people smiley
Yea it irritates me too. I know children deserve flogging at times, but some parents can be so fvckn cruel!! Aargh!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 12:35pm On Nov 20, 2015
udysweet:
Choi,all dis for me? Walai I'm singing *ori mi wu o,e la igi mo* lol. See choice of words,kai I'm feeling special,lol! I was gonna ask how come u knw d meaning of my name considering I never stated my full name on dis thread save for my moniker y'all knw me wit but I guess I knw were u got dat frm(I won't say,lol)
Funny enof I'm seeing dis in d morn,sso d sleep well part dsnt apply now,maybe I'll re read it at nite again,but why? Of cos I expet u to send anoda write up(who no lik beta tin,d poem dey totori me,lol)
On a more serios note,thanks dear for d kind words,God bles! Good morning hav a fab friday and a wonderful weekend! smiley kiss
grin grin grin ur welcome dear. As for d bolded, let's just say I know a lil sompn sompn wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 12:27pm On Nov 20, 2015
klassic:
The PURPOSE of LIFE is NOT to WIN. The purpose of life is to grow and to share. When you come to look back on all that you have done in life, you will get more satisfaction from the pleasure[b] you brought to other people’s lives than you will from the times that you outdid and defeated them[/b]. ---- Rabbi Harold Kushner.
Hmmm...well said. Tanx man
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 12:25pm On Nov 20, 2015
klassic:
Harbs fi d healing of mi nation. Legalise it don't abuse or criticize it cos we gwan advertise it. Respek man! Bless Jah rastafaria itinually. Peace!!!!
Muo faya to yo ginjah mi batty man! Ya don spoken it strait from d lips of selasiay...Respek large. Blaze it!!! cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 11:57pm On Nov 19, 2015
blessedbeads:
good day to everyone on the thread,may the good lord grant us a sweet nite rest
Amen my dear. U are most welcome here, swit drims.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 11:56pm On Nov 19, 2015
halexito:
Erm.........magneto Shakespeare...... Or magneto Tolkien?
Oga mi!! No mind my small hobby jare...I'm still working on my talent.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 11:52pm On Nov 19, 2015
missbronze:
Yo, brother mi.

yo make sense, yo touch life with yo words.


Jah blessings to ya too mehn.


*Nationalizing in Jamaica on my mind right now*
Respek large beybey! I and I feeln yo swagalicious tinz u nor. Me fi buck on dem blodclat razz man dem wit mi stinkin rocket lancha, fo dem babylon tiake ova we...erm...kai, wetin I dey yarn sef? Infact missbronze, pass me d kpoli grin. Man ar gbad man!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 11:38pm On Nov 19, 2015
missbronze:
Lol.
I am supposed to be in Enugu next week, but. not yet sure.
Wow, dats sweet...if u go still show, I'd luv to meet. Hot okpa guaranteed wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 11:29pm On Nov 19, 2015
udysweet:
Abeg am interested in that super powers o,I need am gan,lol!
Oh my fair maiden of a thousand beauty, ur name indeed signifies who u are. U are "the WILL of GOD" for a very handsome and lucky gentleman whose world is currently incomplete, awaiting ur wholesome impact.
Virtuos woman with myriad skills...works with her hands and loves to the hilt. There's a calm strength in the set of ur brow, and luscious lips glisten with pleasures untold.
Sleep well dear charming princess. Do not fret about d sweltering heat nor d uncertainty of d times of our lives. For ur great destiny has been written in d stars, and accordingly it must surely come to pass!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 8:54pm On Nov 19, 2015
Bisjosh:
Aww! Lemme come rob Aboniki on your lips kiss
Hmmm...so aboniki dey sweet like dis. Abeg come make I collect small again jare. *pucker my lips and move in on hers* kiss kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m):
udysweet:
U gotta be kidding me?! U bought below pump price? Magneto mbok return d fule wit immediate alacrity,hahahah! I suspect the fuel o,don't let it cos more harm than good pls! Heard a gist frm a frnd whose frnd got fuel blaack market for 15k(above normal price for ecah litre o) jus so he cld go to work. And d result,he coughed out 800k to fix a knocked engine and evn afta dat d car never remained d same. Imagine wat he wld hav saved himself if e had jus kukuma called in sick at d ofice. Abg no dey try dat type risk jo,lol. As for d heat,I been don bathe sef,but for where? Sily tin made me hav a headache join sef,come b lik say when France begin bomb ISIS hideouts for Syria,lol! Have a great day dearie
My dear I thot of dat too so I'm gonna play it safe. I go take style observe my guy ride for like 2 days while I park mine (na him carry me go buy d fuel o grin)...any 'kpakam' sound or 'tuketuke' smoke, den I go deploy my standby hose and siphon the fuel for future research. One day don pass already and all seems to be in order so far...
As for the baff headache, eyah sorry ooo...na d over ripe harmattan sun wey dey toast person brain dey cause am. Just download 2 panadol like 10mins b4 u sleep, den think happy thots only till u drift off.....
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 8:47pm On Nov 19, 2015
missbronze:
My dear in Abj.

you based in Enugu or for a visit?

I am asking because I missed that Enugu okpa ooo.
Oh I'm based here now, moved over two yrs ago...work related. And yes, I know where all d good okpa vendors are wink
BusinessRe: Advice On Partnership Agreement? by magneto(m): 7:24pm On Nov 19, 2015
TWOWAYMIRROR:
His lawyer was the person that suggested partenership from the onset and he bought it...it remains to agree snd document it...thanks
In that case I suggest u work with his lawyer and have him draft the agreement, in order to put ur partner at ease and let his guard down a bit... but be smart wit ur negotiations. Pitch for a 60/40 sharing formula first (profit only of cos since capital is reinvested), persuading him dat its d best arrangement dat will motivate u enuff. Expect him (or his lawyer) to negotiate ryt back for a much bigger share and be ready to counter it politely and wisely. If worse comes to worst, settle at 70/30 but on d condition dat it all reverts back to 50/50 as soon as he has recouped his original capital investment.
Lastly, make sure u have written and signed copies of the agreement. Also get witnesses from both parties to sign. Hope dis helps.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 10:44am On Nov 19, 2015
Happy harmattan to everyone here o! Dunno how it is in ur area, but I noticed my lips were beginning to chaff dis morning and d dust outside has quadrupled (na dat one I hate pass angry )
Wishing u all a blessed day!


@bisjosh - u have been missed

@siamia - welcome back o. Thank God for good health and sound sleep. Tell me tho, wateva happened to the watsapp group, is it still on?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 10:29am On Nov 19, 2015
missbronze:
Hello my darlings.
Hope we all had a lovely day?

I have noticed most peeps here are based in Lag?

Nothing mega sha.
Not me, I'm in enugu at the moment...u?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 10:24am On Nov 19, 2015
udysweet:
Aaaawwwn,na wa for fuel ish o. Kpe(sorry in ibibio) abg mak d thing end quick o. Just came back from my church midweek service o,heat wan kill person(unto say praise things) and then no fuel sef to power gen! Naija we hail thee o,lol! Hope you sha managed to survive thru d day? Thank God
Yes o ma cherie, I've always been a survivor. I got wind of some underground fuel marketer who's been relieving tension for ppl in the know...got me a full tank and some to spare at an unbelievable rate of N65 per ltr! Tho I suspect d fuel is from an illegal refinery, but I no send o.

Sorry abt d heat luv, na to dey baff cold water steady be dat. Nothing like the soothing coolness of cold water running down ur sweaty, sticky, hot skin...aaaaah! After dat kain bathe u go forget say ppl like isis and boko haram dey exist! grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 5:14pm On Nov 18, 2015
udysweet:
Hello lovelies! A good morning to you. I trust our night went well? Thank God for a brand new day. Hope you guys aint feeling the fuel scarcity thing much?
Here's wishing you all a wonderful wednesday and a stressfree day today. Hugs and kisses!
Ufan mi, dis fuel tin no easy o. Dis afternoon I bought at 140 per litre. Diaris God sha...hope ur day was swell. Hugs and kisses ryt back at ya wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 5:07pm On Nov 18, 2015
fourfunmi:
Lmao @toks2008....

Magneto merci
Merci beaucoup mademoiselle, pleasure is all mine! smiley I trust ur week has been kind to u so far...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 5:02pm On Nov 18, 2015
Toks2008:
KAI! SEE VIBES...This guy go sabi woo ladies with powerful lyrics o..nubian kwpa
My oga at d center! I'm only being a decent gentleman to our lovely sistas...the world needs more gentlemen don't u agree? grin cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 4:58pm On Nov 18, 2015
MhizRonny:
ladies only pls 7A8C32F4
Dats very sleek of u babe, I see ur on some covert advertising shii...u go girl! *exagerated wink*
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast In Yola This Night by magneto(m): 9:57pm On Nov 17, 2015
OkuDiOver1:
too bad
And u my dear are not bad at all! Achalugo nwanyi...ehn, o gini di?? cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 9:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
nouvelle:
Thanks ddshow and magneto.
@ddshow, we are just about to celebrate our first anniversary but to answer your question, yes it has been fulfilling so far. What I would have done differently is to have agreed to move sooner than I did. I initially didn't want to move because I was working and all and now I am idle hence I stalk this thread smiley and started a diary in the diary section but I should have trusted God and moved sooner, it's been good.
Thank God u moved when u did o, before one delilah come and spoil ur show from nowhere...lol! Congrats in advance on ur first anniversary!! cheesy May the good Lord continue to bless and grow ur family from strength to strength, IJN.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 9:11pm On Nov 17, 2015
Sparkles003:
Hello House
A friend of made a statement that no man can be in a sex free fully committed relationship
in this world of today and he won't indulge in it outside the relationship.
Is it that the world is so corrupt that no sex no commitment.
HOW TRUE
Well I think its possible but very unlikely. Not in this age where sex is very rampant and easily available. Its only a highly principled man that can suppress his urges and overcome temptation (I'm not even sure if that's healthy tho undecided)
CelebritiesRe: Waje’s Hair Shaved By ‘in-laws’ In "Ewuro" by magneto(m): 4:36pm On Nov 17, 2015
She come resemble our senate presido
CelebritiesRe: Lailasblog Shares Photos Of Herself & Kids To Celebrate 7th Wedding Anniversary by magneto(m): 7:06am On Nov 17, 2015
Hmmm....ijay ijay, its been a long journey since absssi wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 6:20am On Nov 17, 2015
fourfunmi:
Tuale to you all...
Yesterday was mega-stressfull for me; I couldn't even come online.
How are you all doing? I trust you all had a wonderful weekend!
@Toks2008, @udysweet, @vivaciousvivi, @bleble14, @halexito, @magneto, @op, @gidola....etc +@everyoneiforgottomention....I wish you all a wonderful week...
Tuale to u, beautiful nubian queen! Ur a delight to this honorable gathering smiley . Wish u a fun filled week!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 6:17am On Nov 17, 2015
nouvelle:
smiley I am so sowie, that's why I have been on the sideline and wasn't commenting. I should really go back to the sideline and stay there just that I love this thread sad
Its ok dear, not ur fault at all. The best merchandise are always taken off the counter sooner or later. Pls stay here o...ur presence adds colour to the thread. Besides we can all learn from ur experiences like ddshow said.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by magneto(m): 7:06am On Nov 16, 2015
Bisjosh:
Thanks. Oh yes I work on Sunday sometimes.
Hmm, u be police?
saucekid:
Thanks Magneto
Na just 1 lady I need sha
Ok nah, wish u all d best.
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Chinda & Daughter In Adorable Photos by magneto(m): 6:49am On Nov 16, 2015
MemphisDepay:
Dudes be meeting their girls parents like a respectable young man like they don't be putting their tongue in their daughters asshole
Wtf??!!! Speaking from experience I guess undecided

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