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Luckygurl:
Ok, here's how I'd like it to work for me...

To every other male, I'm that independent lady who has a way of making things work for her. I can survive without assistance, do things on my own, sort myself out and be good at all times.

But to that special person, I will be the very fragile one who needs the whole attention, love and care you can ever give to survive. I'll make it feel as though life isn't complete without him which is what it is actually, my knight in shinning armour...

Split personality. Eventually you will have to decide who you wanna be or it'll drive u crazy.

lalasticlala:
An oil tanker belonging to Hudson Petroleum Ltd at the weekend lost 33,000 liters of Premium Motor Spirit (PMS) in an explosion. The oil truck exploded in front of the firm’s office making it the fifth time such explosion occurred at the same spot with devastating effect. The previous explosion is reported to have claimed several lives, while nearby kiosks and properties worth thousands of naira were destroyed.. Eye witnesses account claimed that the truck which left the Hudson farm tank was negotiating the bend in front of the firm’s office when eight of the tyres pull off and it somersaulted violently leading to explosion of the oil tanker. “At least, we know of three trucks that have so somersaulted and exploded at this same spot”, the eye witnesses maintained. Speaking to newsmen after the incident, Chairman of the local branch of National Union Road Transport Workers (NURTW), Mr Effiong Solomon said that, according to his members who drive such oil trucks there are many of them which are faulty belonging to both Hudson Petroleum Ltd and nearby Addax Petroleum Ltd at their tank farms. The chairman stated that the oil firms do not pay heed to such complaints, saying it was not their business to fix faulty oil tankers but the owners. Commenting on the mishap, the Assistant Chief Fire Officer of Cross River State Fire Service, Mr Effiong Joe Okon pointed out that they were able to arrive the scene of the explosion with minimum delay and were able to dampen the impact and quench the fire using foam contents composed of animal by-products. He was assisted by the NPA Fire Service as well as Hudson Fire Service. When contacted, Officials of Hudson Petroleum Ltd who were at the scene of incident vehemently refused to make comments on the issue as they claimed not to be in a proper position to make any comment on the mishap.

Hope dat doesn't mean animal poop!! @ bolded

'Swimming in the fountain of knowledge'

Ok let's go....

I make it rain lead shower, I'm lyrical Jack Bauer/ Bang wit a blast grabbin dem wack cats by da collar/ Dis vet's bout to bless d cypher, put up ur lighter/ Respect to y'all dat luv miss hiphop enuff to wife her/ Got dis locked like a sniper.... nigga I can't lose/ Still stacking chips in my corner I make da house rules/ And cash rules where I'm from but she's a fan too/ And all d women still be in awe of my tool/ Enter d spot and I light it up like a candle/ Haters keep jerking off gives em somtin to handle/ I'm dat dude ur missing...I'm on a mission/ Niggaz be racing, I stay cool play my position/ No time to rewind keep my grind on gee/ So like dat piece on ur wrist keep ur eyes(ice) on me/ Till da next time I rhyme, just do like a friend o mine/ And keep ur fvckin mind~ on pu.ssy and on crime/

The most annoying part to me is that they end up looting ordinary bottles of coke and fanta. What a hungry, useless bunch!!!

SELENAqueensy:
Lol.... But I wasn't this silly

Hehe, u wish!

efficiencie:
...but many have believed that every circumstance in their life would work out in favor by God but yet they suffer very terrible events and this makes them ask if God is real and has produced many athiests!

It is not enuff to believe. One must prove belief by ACTING in accordance wit those beliefs. And by acting I'm talking about, thot actions(positive mindset/ planning and goal setting), word actions(prayers and declarations), and of cos physical actions(making moves and following thru on the plan).
A true man of faith also knows dat patience and perseverance are quality virtues, cos nothing great comes easy. Eventually tho, genuine faith ALWAYS moves mountains!

I wonder wat d girl wit bum shorts is whispering in dat guy's ear?





*My thots:" bros abeg easy on the shayo o, u no notice say ur tin don dey buga so?"

Living by faith is when u dare to believe dat every circumstance in ur life would work out in ur favour because God is on ur side, and then living ur life accordingly...

Living by sight is when u believe only in what ur physical senses can experience or ur reasoning faculty can conjure, and thus living ur life in perpetual response to stimuli...

SELENAqueensy:
WHEN YOU SMOKE WEED FOR THE FIRST TIME

Chai...someone is talking from experience

whizjay:
See what happens when you follow them Badt boys for ya area go smoke weed


And you know say ya head no fit carry am!!






Abeg make person soak garri give am....

Buhahaha, lwkmd....abeg na ijebu garri or abakiliki garri?

DivideUs:
ehen na, you know say we malo really like dis kain blessed yoruba yansh

Kai mallam! U bad gan

phelps007:
The guy be like....if I catch dis woman, na scissors kick style I go take finish job

Good guys are a dime a dozen. It's the great guys you should be looking out for

edwapkalmeed:
you are welcome bro

Lol, guy u funny sha...na dis fine sisi u dey call bro?

abbeycial:
hehe... dis malo guys no go kill person abeg
lmao

Hahaha badt guy...how u take know say na malo guy

My thots: " kai! If I catch u for bending corner ehn..."

Pebcak:
Election go come and go, we ll soon forget this Ibo talk because PDP was trying to score cheap political points majority of the Ibos I know dont even really care because honestly they have enjoyed Lagos. I blame all these talk on PDP FFK/Fayose Basket mouth mentality, Come to think about It all the Ibo leaders at the Obas palace were clapping after the statement so WTF
In as much as I am not ion support of Oba's speech that does not warrant disrespecting the Royal throne or yoruba tribe
and regardless of the situation
I will still go and eat ASARO @ Mama Ntoro's Shop
Play soccer with Emeka,Edwin,.............
Drink beer with Chinedu,Okafor,Obi,Nonso,Emeka.......
Go to Mass with Stanley,Ejiofor,Nwosu,Obi,Nkechi,Chibuzor..............
Listen to Mass and sermon from Fr John
Work with Kelechi,Cynthia,Rose,Ngozi................
And I will not stop loving ADANA

Dats the spirit bro!!

amosode:
That your statement" if only d OBA has been more prudent,....."is wrong. That is what we're saying. It's disrespectful. It shows that you're not humble. In that Libation that OBA performed, he said anybody that would not allow peace to reign in Lagos. If indeed the politicians among Igbo did not turn it to politics how would that statement be generalised to all Igbo in Lagos.

I take it from ur response that u believe the OBA should be above criticism. That is so unfortunate my brother. Perhaps if I were his subject I would believe dat too...but fortunately I'm not so I'm at liberty to speak the truth. The oba said wat he said and we all heard and watched him say it. He didn't mince words. He didn't imply either. It was a straight up insult to the sensibility of any decent ibo man or woman. Trying to insinuate that he meant otherwise would be a very uncharitable thing to do. The ibos deserve an unreserved apology, which I believe some yoruba elders have already done on behalf of the oba (who I gather cannot apologize based on traditional custom).
However for the interest of peace among us as nigerians, I'm advocating that our ibo brethren should pls "sheath their swords" and let this one slide. Any form of instability in lagos would terribly affect dis nation negatively. A lot of us look up to lagos as a model nigerian state and if it descends into chaos the impact would be far reaching. But we pray that would not happen by God's grace. Let love reign in our hearts for each other. God bless lagos state! God bless nigeria!!

Tsk tsk tsk...so much bile and hatred displayed here. Smh


If only d oba had been more prudent wit his choice of words. I believe a friendly appeal would have yielded far more ibo votes for apc.

I even suspect dat a lot of ibos in lagos were not even as concerned abt d state elections, and would probably not have bothered coming out to vote...while many dat do vote would vote apc because of fashola's achievements.

All d same, I kindly appeal to every aggrieved ibo man or woman to pls cool ur temper and forgive the oba's outburst. Escalating dis kind of inter tribal animosity by hurling insults and inflammatory statements will not help our common growth as nigerians. Lagos has always been yoruba land, everyone knows it...the ibos know it...and the yorubas know dat they know it. Dat fact is not in contention. Be dat as it may, we are all nigerians and shld be free to live anywhere in d country and be treated with dignity. I am neither yoruba nor ibo, but I know dat any tension in any part of d country would not be beneficial to us all.

My yoruba brothers n sisters pls for the sake of peace and progress, forgive and overlook d seemingly over exuberance of our ibo brethren. I do not believe its an affront to ur tribe or lands, rather its in their nature to be so. We all have our pluses and minuses, but together we complement each other.

Let peace reign. One yoruba, one ibo, one nigeria!!

JurassicPark:
same case here

Hahahahaha...no be small tin my guy! Lwkmd

Funbii:
Lmaoo this is serious,, when the guy finds out later that she's lost her waist,, she go kan lie say she dey fast??

Kai! e be like say u go sabi d tin.....beta pikin, fyn geh

Beamborla:
Lol...
Still does not qualify them as dogs.
I already settled that when I mentioned their mating habit, anyways

Yea I suppose ur rite...dogs chase after the cat while men chase after the snatch! Dat elevates them to the much cooler species called "dawgs"

Slimzjoe:
if only dogs could talk, they would be my best friends.......Most trusted and Loyal Animal God created

Indeed, that they are my friend

Beamborla:
Nah!
Dogs are loyal, faithful, smart and intelligent. When they love you, it's unconditional.

Their mating habit is just like every other animal. If they were made to have the choice of sticking to one partner, I'm sure their faithfulness would know no bounds

I was refering to their innate need to always chase after the pu**y

Merlissa:


Will they bring a police dog to interrogate the dog?

That would be an interesting interrogation. Imagine two police rottweilers playing good dog, bad dog! Hahaha...

Beamborla:
And I still don't understand the logic behind tagging men DOGS... Jeeez! They are far from it.

I suspect the tag was not based on looks but on other similar attributes