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This pooch is ready to be collared!
An alleged drug dealer’s dog decided he had no bones to pick with Brazilian cops during a bust – lying alongside the suspects ready to be thrown in the pound.
“The officers had been observing the gang for some time and when they arrested them they recovered a substantial quantity of marijuana and cocaine, as well as weighing scales, guns and ammunition,” police spokesman Filippo Valdez said, Central European News reported.
“There was a male dog that was barking when officers burst onto the scene but when it saw its owners obeying the command to lie down, it ran over and laid down as well,” he said.
The perp pup and his alleged cohorts were rounded up during a joint police and military operation in the Vargem Grande neighborhood of the southern Brazilian state of Santa Catarina.
Barnie Rico, an animal psychiatrist and dog trainer, said a dog exposing its belly is a sign of submission. “By exposing its soft underbelly to any potential attacker it is showing that it doesn’t mean any trouble,” Rico said. “The dog is also turning its head away as looking at the potential enemy can also be seen as a sign of aggression to another dog. It is clearly a very clever animal because it saw the rest of its pack give in, and decided to copy them.”
Commentators said the guard dog made a wise choice in surrendering because local cops have been known to simply gun down the animals during raids.
It is believed the obedient dog was later unleashed without charges.


http://nypost.com/2015/04/06/dog-follows-cops-orders-lies-with-owner-after-drug-bust/

ZiggyHimself:
Considering the quiz of "wat women want", i'd say a woman "wants a guy who has the ability to predict wat she wants". One this note its only true to say women dont "really" know wat they want until the guy gets it right.

Hmm...interesting. Guys, get ready to become mind readers o! If only it will not be a case of "the more u read, the less u understand"

Nice one op...ur words are so true. Here's so more to add to that list

The Nagging Drama Queen
These kind of girls crave attention all d time n would go extra mile to get it. Always complaining nonstop abt irrelevant things and comparing their man to some fantasy boyfriend standard. Gosh! Most times they can be likened to a noisy mosquito on a hot n sweaty nite.....simply terrible!

The Clingy Insecure Baby
These kind of girls are scared of everytn including their own shadow. They cannot take even d simplest decision for themselves witout receiving orders from their mum, aunt, big sis or bro etc. They cherish d 'idea' of a relationship more dan d 'substance' of it. They luv playing d victim and would do anytn to hang on to a guy dats fast losing interest. They can be likened to a pressing iron trying to draw power frm an 'I pass my neighbor' gen....definitely pathetic!

I fail to see how ali is of relevance here

The fox also said dat to the chicken farmer

We'll just have to wait and see

It means she wants u to ask her out....simple

Airforce1:
keep the flag flying high @wizzy.. Nigerians love you.


I want to use this opportunity to wish my family and friends here on nairaland Happy Easter

May God continue to bless you guys and keep you all alive to witness my historic album release before the year runs out.. Amen

Bros I don too hear dis ur album matter...abi na photo album u wan release neh? With all dis hype wey u don gather so, just make sure ur songs no wack o!!

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]I will pick the questions one after the other

1) I don't think It's every lady that displays this kind of attitude.
I would say it depends on the kind of person the lady is. How mature and how emotionally wise she is.
You should also blame the guys, cause most of them have the mentality that they are the ones to pay, most times perhaps trying to unnecessarily please the lady.
I myself have paid the fares of my male friends a couple of times

2) Ladies need guys the same way guys need ladies
Its that natural thirst for companionship that gets stronger when it's the opposite sex involved
We all need someone to talk to, someone to share thoughts with.
Someone to love, a shoulder to lean on.
Someone to have sex with.
The list in endless.

3)Well, I am also guilty of this.
We ladies want to look pretty all the time but some take it over the top.
You will see them always looking at their faces in the mirror applying make up in spaces of 30mins, I would blame this habit on insecurity
But the truth is that we ladies want to look beautiful all the time, we just can't help it.

4) Well this is natural. They are basic components for sexual attraction and arousal.

5 Guys should answer this

6)When a lady says that all men are the same that's generalization, but we shouldn't rule out the fact that there are certain characters and behaviors that all men exhibit.

Every lady has that mental image of the kind of man they want and if they find someone they feel meets those "fantasy like" criteria and something happens along the way, they may make the above statement as a way to vent their displeasure and pain.

If someone asks them why they are single, they would just say that "all men are the same".
It's a kind of defense mechanism.

7) I believe every human has an inherent allure for evil or for something that's seems wrong

Ladies are naturally attracted to guys that display that "bad boy" characteristics to which dishonesty is one.
We want honest "good" guys but we just can't stop liking the "players"
It's just that innate allure I talked about.
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Hmmm nice replies... I like d way ur mind works ;-)
As for number 5, I'd say men are not necessarily polygamous rather we tend to date several women until we find the special one we wanna settle down with.

Once had a gf who said she can't wait to have my babies....after only 2 months of dating!! I was a bit troubled by dat statement so I decided to test her, and I jokingly asked wat she would do if she ever caught me cheating. She also jokingly replied dat she would stab me in my sleep till I'm dead then slit her throat...
No one had to tell me to run for my life!

Op, if u still wanna escape then u have to be smart abt it...dnt just dump her abruptly. Reduce ur calls and attention and wen she asks u why, tell her ur battling wit a spiritual matter and ur pastor or imam adviced u to cut off all relationships to avoid transference of bad karma. Dat should scare her off.

@poster -
is the offer still open?

hmmm, from the ladies responses, i guess the poster may be right. abeg release the 9th secret make we know.

wat is the gaddam website! abi applications don end??

@subomi - is application still on? whats the website?

@vindo - dude, she has a point.

MY PREDICTIONS:

ARSENAL 3 - 1 MAN. U

any bets?

BEHOLD YOUR SENATOR. . . . MY HUMBLE SELF!

RIP Lucky Dube, u've been a real inspiration to me.

@whitelexi

u done said it all bro. . . word!

i guess my status would be - "fully booked"

@ savesoul

i'd rather suggest u don't tell her anything. just change ur loverboy attitude whenever she's around you, thats all. and yea, you'll look like a Jackass telling her all that, don't let anyone tell u otherwise. u know it in your heart that its true.

just keep ur feelings to urself whenever she shows up, remain pleasantly aloof but not distant. tease her and crack jokes at her expense often (not expensive ones o!) and lastly, don't call her to often man, resist the damn urge!! and no flashes too!


and b4 anybody chews my ass off, yes u can send her romantic texts once in a 'red moon' and call to say 'wazap!' (no pouring out ur heart now!)

dat should do the trick!

"yahoo oh oh!. . . yahoozee!!!" - Mr. Olu

swiftycool:
@ Iyikrion
Do u believe ammenities today are as good what they left almost 50years ago in strategic areas?
All the Glory of lagos today shown in Home Videos which are gradually diminishing were the works of or influenced by these colonial guys.

Today South Africa is exceling in all sectors, because of their influence in achieving a truely civilized society it was painful at first but they now know it was worth it
yet we the giants are becoming more of a shadow of ourselves after so long period of self governance.
Admit it , ,,,,,,, them Whitees Did GOOD!!

men, this guy reminds me of the jews in the bible. . . after they were miraculously set free from slavery, and on reaching the border of the "promised land"; they rebelled against moses and the two good spies saying, " we were better off in egypt! why did u bring us out here to die, let us organize ourselves and go back!"

dude, u suck!! go back to them colonists all by urself negroe!!!

yo! wudup naijafan, mailmac. . . this one's for y'all


ma flows be the pulley that rolls the thread back up/
mummifying minds with rhymes in this tight w(rap) up/
feeling da urge to explode, so i unleash the tip/
grab the shaft. . . spill the juice, from my big ol' black bic/
stay fly always cos no runway can contain my style/
da honeys melt in they're combs as they catch my smile/
im so gifted, father christmas calls me up for tips/
and keep a mean sex game, bitches want me for keeps/
touch a mic and i bless it. . . spit on tracks and i lace it/
even okocha cannot decipher the way that i "place it"/
like a "finish him" DELIVERY, i was BORN to win/ (ouch!)
rip da lips off wack emcees and watch em die wit a grin/
heck! i stay dark and studded like a clear night sky/
Naija badboy to da core, omoboy no try!/

e yo, guess i'm late for the party!

wudup mailmac, wordsmith (gbade.x ), hybrid, saucekid, malthuss, and all y'all slain cats?!!

da don is back!

tell me more. . . whats it all about? i've heard so much about this series.

@dozie

wow! thanks for that info. . . this thing should be top priority with our government! its a shame our embassy there isn't taking this seriously!!! what kind of nonsense is that??!! u mean even in malaysia there's racism?? na wa o!

@AndyM

pls send the form to my email osirof4real@yahoo.com tnx.

wtf! i hate it when peeps are so damn,,,,,,,,,,,, dense??

for those of u saying, "give her a chance". . . "she's still innocent till proven otherwise"
pray tell me, what are these charges against her that shes innocent of?

and dont be like, "we all know what it is". . .  SAY IT!!!


now tell me honestly if that don't stink to u!!!!

_{for crissake the woman approved the damn contract!! norm or no norm!!}

boy o boy! no wonder them spaniards hate black folks so much!!!

@joey

please nobody said his being IBB's son deprives him of his right to his own opinions. i only asked a simple question out of curiosity!!