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Cute child....but he don't smile much

Write2018:
Giving birth to kids early is good. You have time to take care of yourself, you look young and fresh.

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benodic:
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Toks2008:
This thread still dey? good to know

I hail everyone o

I hail u back my broda.... Glad the thread is still alive too, even tho I haven't found my own enugu based hookup yet.


@udysweet my dear, I no fit abandon u oh...how u dey nah? Dis distance btw us is not helping matters at all. Oya lemme connect u via whatsapp

Greetings to all my good friends here...remain blessed y'all!

daughterofdavid:
Hello every one on the forum, Hope our day was sweet... Just checking

Hello dear, my name is David....u must be my daughter

udysweet:
@ilaje44,hahaha!but he's my paddy na,abi u get anoda title for am ni? @magneto hun,how u been? Uav a supporter in ilaje o,waiting to see wch adjectives I use in qualifying u(shei I get am our teachers in d house)lool! Hope ur gud? Been a while. Have a great weekend.

Udysweetym, biko qualify me wit any sexy adjectival abunnan wey u so desire, mokop? As far as na u hala am, I go concur one time. Nne na d hustle make me no dey comment plenty dese days o...no dulling for 2016!

Ilaje44 my own brodaly, udylicious udy na my padiest padi na, shuooo....abi wetin u wan hear again ni? ok yes, our pant sef dey hot pass charcoal iron! hehehehe

Ilaje44:
@Siamia, I throway salute o.

Missbronzie, how far? Hope say the hussle dey pay.

Udysweet iyawo Magneto ale daddy Ilaje.

Fourfunmi - Oma Ilaje omuro, 'yemi kekere

Nipple - oma onila meji

ajebuter t'o ng mu garri ati suya

Magneto the magnetic ugbalicious Udysweetest lover. How far with the wedding preparation? When are we going to bring the truck load of ugba take go do introduction for UdyTown?

Anyway, here are some music we can play en route to Abasi Mbok own country.

Kai, dis man ooo!! ..... Ilalalalalalalalalaje sneh, baba o to bad gan! lol


Udysweerie where u dey? Come and see dis ur uncle oh

siamia:
Magneto, I truly missed u.

Awwwwww... I miss u too dearie come and gimme a hug

Kachisbarbie:
Babe, I fill the state I was born into_ I can't give that up for anything, na marry I marry na_ them no sell me...lols. It has never crossed my mind to claim my husband's State of L.G.A o, the only time I do that is when I wanna see the reaction of the other person due to where my hubby is from.

Though there was this time a family friend wanted to help me with a govt job, when I gave him my details, he used his hand to change my SoO/LGA to my husband's, I was very angry. He said that's how it should be.

Your family friend is correct. Legally a married woman's state of origin and LGA reverts to her husbands. That is why Patience Jonathan could be a perm. sec. in Bayelsa state, whereas she's from Rivers.

bissiegreat:
Good day, Dr Muzoic. ... so happy to read your post..... I am kind of experiencing Wat u experienced..... ever since my first relationship dat didn't work out in which I was seriously heart broken, I found it difficult been committed in a relationship again cos I was really committed in my first but my trust was betrayed. I wouldn't mind if u can share with me some of your healing process & how u av bn able to overcome..... I also believe with you it will end with testimony.

Sorry abt the bad experience in ur first relationship my dear. Its really not easy to bear a heart break, especially when u put in ur all with sincerity. I believe one of the keys to healing is to understand and accept dat the breakup cannot be 100% ur fault alone. Dat way u won't have to blame urself for too long , and u can move on wit a free conscience.
Also u have to realize dat human beings are always imperfect and can fail u even if they don't mean to (and dat includes even u too). Dis helps u in a new relationship to give allowance for ur partners weaknesses, and not place unrealistic expectations. U have to understand above all dat no one holds the keys to ur happiness but you! Happiness grows from within u and then radiates outwards to all around u.
Everyone is attracted to a happy person because they also crave the same happiness in their lives. By discovering ur internal 'happiness spring' (as I like to call it), u will attract like minded ppl who will luv to stay and bask in the warm glow of ur radiant personality. Of cos after that its only ur good character and selflessness that will keep them as good friends (or partner) for life! Hope this helps some...

@udysweet, I dey o... na mtn dey fall my hand since with their fcked up network. So na missbronze go still do follow up for u abi?? Hmmmm....

@ilaje44, on point as usual....nice selection bro


@kzy, bissiegreat, tmamuda, DrMuzoic....u are all welcome.

Laid2001:
You still dey cry over spilt milk.
GEJ has lost fair and square, deal with it.!

GEJ was raking in 4 time income from oil compared to what this government has been getting since inception on a monthly basis due to the favorable oil price of $100 and above during his time! Now oil price is below $30.

Yet GEJ was owing IOCs more than $5billion in cash calls for the JV operation. He ruined the economy and looted the treasury with reckless abandonment.

And he did not develop the North now SW preferentially as you want us to believe. For every project sited in the North or SW, there is an equal one SS or SE.

Bros I'm not crying over anything here, just responding to a comment made by the guy I quoted. Jonathan conceded defeat already and we are in buhari era now, no doubt abt dat. But for how long is this govt going to continue blaming GEJ for their inability to deliver the so called "change"? Assuming jonathan was still in power, wouldn't oil prices have dropped as it has now? On the issue of owing IOCs, doesn't it even slightly occur to u dat there may be more to the situation than meet the eye? Have u taken out time to find out the reasons behind certain actions (whether good or bad) d man took while in charge? Making statements like "he ruined the economy and looted the treasury with reckless abandon" is so grossly wrong and only displays unnecessary hate for d man. At least we know dat some of the good economic points buhari has scored so far was actually inherited from GEJ policies, so awry goes ur theory.

doctokwus:
Mr man I don't know who u mistaking me for,but if by waking up, u mean going back to the likes of GEJ,then I rather be part of those that wud contribute money for Kanu to buy his much touted weapons to divide Nigeria.
Nigeria had better divide into as many parts as possible than have characters as jonathan ever rule us as a single entity again.Jonathan can rule your part of a divided nigeria as many years as possible,as long as he ain't ruling over me, I am OK.
PMB is not infallible and support for him doesn't mean I wud come here and support all his actions.
His appointments,though understable ,explainable and justifiable,have not been politically and nationally the best he cud do considering the times,circumstances and forces of destabization being sponsored by corrupt, defeated politicians/bizmen/ against him.

Ok I'm not trying to stalk by quoting u twice today, but ur above comment smirks of so much unnecessary hate for the man GEJ. Without showing any proof or evidence to buttress ur sentiments, u have unceremoniously portrayed him to gullible minds as incompetent and good for nothing. Why the hate bro?? Yes I agree that GEJ got it wrong on some fronts, especially with some of the ppl he "entrusted" with responsibilities, and I also think he was not tough enough in dealing with boko haram. But that still doesn't take away the fact that GEJ made a lot of giant strides in the areas of infrastructure, education, ICT and health....and on top all that he was detribalized. He knew wat it took to be a leader in a culturally diverse country like ours. If GEJ was so bad and detestable like u would have us believe, why is he still bagging humanitarian awards and accolades all over the world for his contributions as president? Or would u say that those giving him those awards are misguided or incompetent too? I ask u again bro.... What exactly do u have against GEJ that u display such hate openly? Meanwhile u find it so easy to make the above bolded statement, and not realize that it can go both ways. Smh

doctokwus:
Truth be told, it seems PMB is really pained that despite clear evidence of the gross incompetence and corruption of gej which made other parts to vote against him,yet the ss and SE still voted overwhelmingly for him;and is reflecting in his appointments.

The truth is, GEJ may not have been very smart politically or even 100% corrupt free (neither is PMB by the way), but he was a president with a good heart, albeit naive. That was why he could gladly focus development mostly in the north and south west regions, even at the detriment of his own SS and SE....just to show that he was a de-tribalized president FOR ALL that didn't mind who got "served" first. Well it turned out his sucking up to those northern and yoruba oligarchs was a grossly incomplete move. He should have, as a matter of utmost importance, carried the SS and SE along with same measure. If he had, I believe the number of votes he got from those regions would've been even higher.
But despite his glaring ineptitude at times, the ppl still saw the kind and humble man beyond all that and would rather vote for him than an arrogant, self seeking, power hungry maniac who bullied his way to power with veiled threats of bloodshed and fake "change" mantra....deceiving a whole lot of Nigerian youths, many of whom are regretting now. I'm not surprised at his manner of ruling tho, cos it was to be expected. Its becoming almost inevitable now that Nigerians would split beyond repair along tribal lines, if PMB continues to toe this dangerous path of selective appointments and non inclusive government. I sincerely hope he realizes on time the danger he is encouraging and perhaps even dismissing as irrelevant. Only time will tell.

@udysweet, ok my dear nuffin do u at all....abeg pray for me join o. More success and favor dis year!!

@nouvelle, hola ryt back at u dearie! Hope everytn is nice n crisp on the home front. Remain blessed!

@missbronze, nwanyi oma... me sef dey like fried meat too o.... Adighi ama ama . Happy new year!

[quote author=importexpert post=41727568]good evening bro. thanks to you too for taking time to go through my threads. ensure that you do not missing out from the 2k offer as it is already fading out. your success is my pride.[/quote
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I got my import pack bro, tanx a lot. Will take time and study them well 2nite. Meet u at d top!

klassic:
Happy new year every body, you are sighted, I greet every specially and respected. @toks2008.I see you, parrot nor dey born deaf and eagle nor dey born blind na error wen nor fit happen. Make we pray:Dseed of tree wen dem plant nor dey grow go down with e leaves, na up the stem, bran es and leaves dey go. This year, you go florish like coconut tree when dey near swamp. Even if dry season dey e nor dey worry am. Troubles nor go worry you, Before your troubles start, testimonies Don dey wait to pursue am, over take am and win am like Usain bolt. . Ur dreams nor die. The death wen suppose kill u, make e kill ijebu garri for market. (of course ijebu garri nor dey die, na only sour e dey sour) . @ every bros and oskentin dem wen I nor fit mention dem names I recognise every. We nor go lost for garri market. Owl eye nor lost for cray fish bag, cos the matter dey distinguished. We nor go lot for cray fish bag. Rain wen fall nor get wetin e dey do stone, na dirty e wash comot from e body. If ant gather load finish e go use e head carry am becos dog nor get head to carry load, e nor get were load go stay. Any evil wen we enemies plan for us na dem head dem go take carry am. Witch nor dey kill dum baby, the same way, trap nor dey catch breeze. Any angle dem show from we go jump am pass like kangaroo. The same way fish wen dey river nor dey lack water, d same way we desire for we heart this year, wen we go lack. Na so I pray am and heaven Don range stamp take seal every. Amen.
If the prayer na ur own, join me shout amen, wen e wayward sotail dem know and hear am for agbodobri market, and the kind Amen wen deaf dey hear. I rise.

Amen oooooooo!! Correct guy... Happy new year!

@ spyglaxx, creamish, blackpanther, seun289, huche.... Y'all are welcome!


Where my ppl dey oh?? udysweet, missbronze, halexito, ilaje44, nouvelle, myminder, etc.... Toks2008 u are sighted bro, happy new year to u!

importexpert:
yes bro 2k is a way of saying happy new year to nairaland n nairalanders. U can pay d 2k. Ur success is truly my pride.

Tanx for ur magnanimity bro. I intend paying 2moro morning. God bless u!

Happy new year importexpert, abeg is ur e-book still available? I'd rily luv to give dis business a try this year...and I believe with ur support and everyone else's on this thread, my success will truly be ur pride and witness!

mayor2013:
Don't havr an idea

Ok tanx a lot bro, I appreciate ur comment.

kaeforum:
Change to manual transmission, for a 1994 make its easy and affordable.

Hmmm...really? How affordable are we talking abt here. But I'm not sure if I can handle manual now after being so used to automatic.

mayor2013:
Best way out is to have a replacement gearbox. You didn't change your transmission oil for years. check the nature of your atf fluid to start with

Tanx bro. Do u have an idea how much a replacement would cost? Yea I didn't change d oil cos honestly, it never rily occured to me to. Now I've learnt a lesson I won't forget in a hurry.

Hi guys, so I drive a '94 mitsubishi space wagon 2000 GLXi with automatic transmission. Unfortunately I hadn't changed d transmission oil for yrs and d gear system packed up. The situation now is dat the car doesn't move at all...not even an inch, regardless of how much u push down d pedal. A mechanic I showed it to suggested dat the ''wiring" of the gears (wateva dat means) must have worn out but could possibly be repaired by a gearbox specialist, and he recommended one.
Another person told me its best to just replace the gearbox entirely, but it could be quite expensive. Pls guys I need ur advice here. Has anyone had such experience with this particular car and how did u resolve it?? Any idea how much the gearbox for that specific car costs, and any reliable place I can get it??
I anticipate ur replies, thank you.

Kachisbarbie:
lols @ fully return.
It's not really 'bout schooling, they have their fears as humans, which we should understand and respect.

That doesn't change the fact that a relationship would blossom/fail if it decides to, irrespective of how it took off. Some girls play hard to get, the guy gets them and it packs up, while it makes some more cherished.

On a good day, we would all meet someone that would make us defy our laid down principles.

Wow, I like d way ur mind works girl! Now I want to know u more... Wat would it take to make u defy urs ehn??

udysweet:
@magneto sweery,d only one dat magnets udy,lol! Sorry am replying this late,no mind me jo. Anyways as per what's cooking this morning,jus had toast bread,sorry I ddnt invite you. Anyways no worry ehn.u will be enjoying all d delicacies fresh and hot,lol!
*kisses*

Hmmm fresh n hot eh? I like d sound of dat . So u didn't remember to invite me abi, oya open dat kitchen now make I toast my bread for inside ur oven.
Meanwhile receive all d best experiences, blessings and opportunities dat the new year has to offer IJN! Amen.


@all, HAPPY NEW YEAR FAM!!! Thanks a lot for making my 2015 memorable and fun filled. I'm glad I met y'all, and may the good Lord continue to expand our coasts dis new year IJN! Amen.

udysweet:
@magneto*coughs* who might not be a good boy again? Lol

Howfa na...wats cooking in ur kitchen?

@ilaje44, TUALE 4 U BABA!!!! Aaahhh....I swear dat video made my day! Come see me dey do acrobatic urhobo dance nah...hahahahahhaa. Infact, may u walk and neva stumble...agbalagbi laka mua!

@nouvelle, compliments of d season dear...nice of u to come out of home duty once in a while


@udypeperempe, u knw say d e-hug no dey finish for bodi na...but if e pass dat one hour so, johnny fit turn to very good boy o!

prettythicksme:
Nah,i'm married

AMEN!!! I believe am by faith... kai! *speaking in tongues*

Toks2008:
I do not fancy your tenses but i can relate with your raw message...

A lady i tot was just my friend came to my room while i was still in Uni and for one reason or the other she passed the night and i did not sleep with her .

About two weeks latter i went to her hostel and i was discussing with other ladies when she suddenly shouted....Bode is impotent from a reliable source...

All her friends were like..wettin this one dey talk...cos none had a clue that she passed the night in my place two weeks earlier...

This was a lady i tot we were just friends...

I also had another experience about 6months ago when a female facebook friend requested to pass the night in my place cos of a job interview since she was not based in lag...

She slept in my place for 3nights yet nothing happened and she told me frankly that she respects me....

Now from these two experiences among seceral others i hve come to realize that in most cases,one out of the two will usually have a neutral mindset while the other will be nursing desires so trust me..i know what i wrote.

Hmmm I can relate to this. I remember one time back in school a "platonic female friend" passed d nite in my room (we had been watching movies and gisting till late). I swore in my mind not to misbehave because of our friendship and despite the mad rush in my brain, I composed myself. But dis babe kept tossing and turning and inching closer to my side of d bed, almost flinging her arm at my junior member! O boy, I quickly turn face wall till morning. Brethren dat was d last time we ever gisted or hanged out like dat ever agn, and to make matters worse the rumours started flying abt dat urs truly was a weakling...ehn!! Me wey dey teach men skills?

Anyways fast forward to my service year, and another "friend" came by my kaban. This one is a close family friend so u can say she should be more like a sister to me...for where?? D girl curves na 'kill and bury' o! She was visiting her friend in a university in the neighboring town and "just happened to remember" dat I was serving in dat state so she called just to say hi...(like seriously?) Of cos I sharpenly picked up on her signals and compelled her to visit me b4 dreaming of travelling back or else... Long story short she was glad she came, we had a fun time at my ppa and she wore my boxers and t-shirt to bed, hmmmm....wat to do now? At first she face wall and I face rug, but then I just zero my mind say if she resist too much I'll let her be. Her resistance didn't last past 10 seconds! and it was one of the best ever....tension released for both of us! She's married now with 2 kids and we're still best of friends, no strings attached. We talk abt dat day sometimes tho and she fondly joked one time dat she never thot I'd have the liver to make a move on her, and was pleasantly surprised wen I did! Needless to say, my chest still swells at dat comment.

Moral of story...learn to read d signs from ur so called 'platonic friend' wen next he/she is around u. They just might want more dan ur giving but too invested in the friendship to voice out their desire

prettythicksme:
cute!! God God i wnt twins in 2016&so shall it be!cos i love kids AMEN!!

Just talk say u dey pray for 2016 husband...lol