₦airaland Forum

NgeneUkwenu:
The remaining 30% are People from the South East, who pray and fast everyday that Nigeria Should never move forward, so that Nigerians will regret Voting out the Incompetent fool below!

NovusHomo:
“The corpulent, lecherous, grasping crew has felt the first wind of change. No more bloated epigastrium bon hommie suyaing, peppersouping and big stouting. T[he military higher echelon have been given the F5 it sorely needs”

"The fat, blood-sucking, stealing group has felt the first wind of change. No more obscenely protruding bellies, result of good humour (paddy-paddy)...". The rest is easy

INTROVERT:
Ok

cupidhero:
Nope! My ancestors were legendry hunters, while other villages and clans were busy dancing "tichacha" ohafia was busy chanting and dancing war songs. Ohafia war song was mainly used for the initiation of a boy into manhood after he must have gone to a far away kingdom to hunt for a strong mans head which he then brings home so that he can be initiated into manhood. The picture below shows a modern day ohafia war dancer with 3 doll heads to represent the 3 human heads which my ancestors used while performing the dance. It was usually skulls and not a fresh head............... and before you start calling ohafia people primitive people just know that the first president of nigerian science association and UNILAG's first VC was an ohafia man.

Sleekyshuga:
And why are you asking this ?

You wanna ignite tribal tantrums?

I think you should dwell with the present which is a NO..

Sleekyshuga:
No Sir

Sleekyshuga:
Dad will explain berra

korazon:
Nice IV

skimarvel:
my father and i have run mad again!!!!!!!

sleekman:
This is to bring to your attention the latest extortion and defrauding techniques employed by ladies of low virtue and the police. I recently fell to one of such ladies. She attacked me and went to report at the police station. They cooked up lies and fabricated all manner of charges. The lady claimed I beat her up and stole her gold chain.

Now its especially worse when you have witnesses and no one wants to turn up to bear witness as to what happened. I had to pay her N150,000 on the advice of my lawyer. He advised that going to court will be expensive. N150,000 will be his professional fee to represent me in court. Bail is N120k and I'll need a surety with tax clearance. If I can't produce one then I'll need to hire a professional surety at a cost of N30-50k and then the time wasted.

So I want to advice and inform everyone that the police have a pact with prostitutes to bring them business. If a lady attacks you in broad day light then immediately report to the nearest police station and claim that you had property worth millions or thousands. In so doing you have destroyed her game plan and that of the police. Please share any experience similar to this you might have so that we can all learn from it.

Realgana:
Eedris Abdulkarim
Lord of Ajasa
2shots
Ruggedman
Alaye
Indomie generation will be like what is this guy saying.

lekjons:
what of Illblis,(Oga Bosr)??

Holyman3:
Baboon.. What good thing have your useless country ever come up with or invented?

Name just one.

Buonsenso:
One illness is not better than the other.
This is not choosing between amala or pounded yam.


Condoms work. Use it!!

prodiG:
He shouldn't have said anything

sukkot:
stu-pid driver. i send you out as sheep amongst wolves so be as wise as serpents ( which serpents are cunning so it means adapt to wherever environment you find yourself ) and be as harmless as doves

WIZGUY69:
Lesson for Nigerians abroad.
try to mind your business.
and respect your host community.

Holyman3:
Very silly man.. He should be deported back to his backward Zoo country.

Bibidear:
lols,sowie dear,at least it is big