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Business / Re: Bankers, Is This True? by Majesticniyi(m): 11:14am On Sep 27, 2017
Auntie, you can lie o...


motun2017:
yup. very true. At central bank where i work. thats what i do most of the times
Celebrities / Re: Fans Storm Lola Omotayo-Okoye's Instagram Page Over P'square Fight by Majesticniyi(m): 2:32pm On Sep 26, 2017
...but Jude and Paul won't complain when they are spending money gotten from Yoruba fans o. Two idiots!

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Politics / Re: Ebonyi Flyover : Umahi, The Infrastructure Master by Majesticniyi(m): 2:12pm On Sep 21, 2017
uglyafonja:



Ebony state is infrastructurally more developed than Ogun state...this thread say it all

https://www.google.com.ng/url?q=https://www.nairaland.com/3890621/comparing-developmental-projects-ogun-state/2&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwj6jJjpkLTWAhVOYVAKHWJpBooQFggeMAA&usg=AFQjCNFK54bLXUhSZSJZfo23U9DKIf6bjw



So you expect me to be drawn into the childish skirmish done on that thread? I'm sorry, I deal with what I see....not propaganda.
Politics / Re: Ebonyi Flyover : Umahi, The Infrastructure Master by Majesticniyi(m): 1:48pm On Sep 20, 2017
ogatboy:


What will I google when I live there? Propaganda aiit working on me. I judge from what I see not what I read or hear. Iranu

So you live in Ogun and still asked that question? Maybe you should check out what other governors in the SW have achieved...it might help you reevaluate your opinion about Amosun.


BTW: I was raised in Abeokuta and currently shuttle between Oyo and Ogun.
Politics / Re: Ebonyi Flyover : Umahi, The Infrastructure Master by Majesticniyi(m): 12:14pm On Sep 20, 2017
ogatboy:

Amosun started 10. How many did he finish? Iranu



Take your time to google it. You'd be surprised how much Amosun has achieved in terms of constructions!

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Phones / Re: 4 Situations You Should Never Use Your Phone by Majesticniyi(m): 9:47pm On Sep 19, 2017
Heard...doesn't mean I still won't take my phone with me into the restroom undecided

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Career / Re: 5 Reasons Why You Deserve A Work Spouse by Majesticniyi(m): 7:39am On Sep 15, 2017
This is so stupid. So you are telling to emotionally cheat on my wife with someone at work?

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Business / Re: Pepsi-Cola War Disrupts Market by Majesticniyi(m): 10:54am On Sep 13, 2017
Coke all the way. If I come to your house and you serve me Pepsi/Mirinda, you have lost my respect. You no get tatse or class be that (for my eye o).

Why would I use my money to buy Pepsi, a product produced under questionable conditions, with rusty bottle necks and all? Merely seeing their dirty trucks around town reminds me how their production facility is like.

Is it that Mirinda that tastes like spoilt orange I would prefer to the all nourishing Fanta?




To each man, his own sha undecided

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Literature / Re: Nairaland E-library by Majesticniyi(m): 10:16am On Sep 11, 2017
Hello house, can I please get the Game of Thrones? Majesticniyi@gmail.com.





By the way, awesome work you are doing here. Recommended the thread to loads of people. Thanks for this.
Politics / Re: Why We Fired Warning Shots In Umuahia – Nigerian Army by Majesticniyi(m): 8:35am On Sep 11, 2017
I'm not someone to support our Army but on this I have to say they acted very professional. The calm they displayed in the face of the recklessness of the IPOB idiots is commendable.

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Family / Re: Hilarious Chat Between Husband And Wife. Pic by Majesticniyi(m): 1:28pm On Sep 09, 2017
Funny..... cheesy


My guy rethink the stuff sharp sharp!
Health / Re: Should I be Worried? by Majesticniyi(m): 10:59pm On Sep 08, 2017
grin grin grin grin


Nbote:
By now konji don tie belt round ur waist. Ur sperm would have become thick by now and probably formed agidi. Its very likely d tadpole drawing u know as sperm has grown to frogs by now
Romance / Re: This Is Hot! Pics Attached . Promo ends. by Majesticniyi(m): 2:32pm On Sep 01, 2017
You obviously know nothing about fashion designing. I wonder why op dignified your comment with an answer sef undecided




SirMichael1:
Lol are you kidding me?? shocked shocked

Is it with that sewing machine you want to teach professional tailoring? grin

I'd rather be an apprentice in a mechanic workshop than to pay 50k to learn "professional" tailoring with that thing (machine)

A manual sewing machine angry

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Religion / Re: Benevolent Muslims In The House! A Christian Needs To Eat Sallah Ram by Majesticniyi(m): 11:28pm On Aug 31, 2017
You no sabi where to look ni o. The kain meat wey I go chop for Iwo Road and Gbagi tomoro no be here... cheesy



temmytopsy1:
undecided i miss ilorin die, na jollof rice go just dey enter but here in ibadan na amala.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Those Born In December,lets Meet Here by Majesticniyi(m): 3:19am On Aug 28, 2017
Hello. Almost close. But what hours separated was made up for in distance. I stay in Ibadan too, mind chatting?

CutestNife:
December 27
Romance / Re: When Last Did You Use Bbm? by Majesticniyi(m): 2:52am On Aug 28, 2017
Gone are the days when BBM was the shii*. Can't remember the last time I opened the app sef.

SirImole:
Do you still use bbm and when last did you use it?







D8DB6A68
Romance / Re: I Want A Lady That Checks All On This List by Majesticniyi(m): 4:54pm On Aug 27, 2017
Oya, I'm on Ojoo-Iwo Road express....come and have the lineup for me na!



yhemster:


Where's the list @OP? grin grin
This is nothing special at all, I can get on any major street in IB and have a lineup of 20 ladies in an hour for you.

***Just be careful of those who have seen exam orijo and go cram all the answers. Ask them any of the questions after exam, they can't answer. What I mean is those who will pretend to be okay with all these and few weeks after wedding, they show their Ayamataga side. All the best bro.
Politics / Re: 2019: 7 PDP ‘heavyweights’ That May Slug It Out With Buhari by Majesticniyi(m): 9:40am On Aug 20, 2017
Like others have said before me, the only person worth my vote on the list is Donald Duke!

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Forum Games / Re: Give A Quote From Your Favorite Movie Without Giving Out The Title by Majesticniyi(m): 10:42pm On Aug 10, 2017
All iz well
Hadeehart101:
Three words. Eight letters. Say it, and I'm yours...
Business / Re: Senate Blasts MTN For Moving $14bn Out Of Nigeria, Wants Stanbic IBTC Punished by Majesticniyi(m): 7:01pm On Jul 28, 2017
So, were we sleeping between 2006 and 2016? MTN could be wrong but if we fail to address potholes in our constitution that allow these atrocities to be committed, we would just keep talking and dragging these organizations to court over cases they would clearly win!

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Family / Re: How Can I Stop My Husband's Phone Addiction? by Majesticniyi(m): 7:45am On Jul 22, 2017
WeShallSee:
OP...some people here want to put you in trouble.

1) Do not dare to collect the phone from him...I'm warning you... men like to have their space...don't cross it.
2) Do not try to tell him to stop it, men like to have their way...don't block it.
3) Rather, what you should do is to be diplomatic, ask him if there is anything interesting on the internet so that you can both watch it together...I suspect he is addicted to stories on instagram, especially baba adan and ereme. So that way, he will be able to watch some of the comedies with you, then you can both talk about it during dinner.

In fact, if it is sex related, join him, then tell him to come to the other room for practicals.

If it is political news and NNamdi Kanu wahala, then tell him to gist you about what has been happening in Nigeria.

In doing this, you will find out that there is so much to gist about.

But HEY.....hey...hey,,... I swear if it is none of the above, pack your load because he could be another "Evans the Kidnapper" arranging some crazy runs via phone.



It's like you are the one that taught my babe how to break my phone addiction when I'm with her o. Nowadays, I don't even look at my phone when she's around. She always said then that my phone is my first love, she's my second grin
Education / Re: 188 Students Bag First Class Honours At Covenant University's 12th Convocation by Majesticniyi(m): 7:53pm On Jul 21, 2017
I don't understand these people debating the standard of CU sha. I graduated from UI but I know anyone that says CU produces substandard graduates is simply an ignoramus.

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Education / Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by Majesticniyi(m): 10:46am On Jul 16, 2017
ItalianWine:
That a glass of ItalianWine is costly. cheesy




Can I drink you?
Education / Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by Majesticniyi(m): 10:44am On Jul 16, 2017
yek:
. . . where do i start . . .
The usefulness of any of the following in REAL LIFE;

Algebra
Integration and differentiation (*this rubbish still annoys me now)
log tables
Quadratic equation(s). . .

please feel free to counter these by telling me where and how these are applied in REAL life otherwise add yours.

All those won't matter to you except you are an engineer...especially differentiation and Algebra. What am I even saying, these equations and manipulations gave birth to everything technological today...even the phone you used to type that message.
Education / Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by Majesticniyi(m): 8:06am On Jul 16, 2017
LastSurvivor11:
That it is biscuit bone instead of brisket bone


LOL.... Its not brisket, it's actually biscuit. I thought a thread was created to correct that stupid broadcast a few days back undecided

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Education / Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by Majesticniyi(m): 8:04am On Jul 16, 2017
Extrazee:

"Bracket of" is still correct and that's what I meant and exactly how I was taught.
None of my teachers ever said it was "bracket open" , unless your own class teacher.


My brother, 'O' means 'orders' not 'of'!
Literature / Re: The Auction by Majesticniyi(m): 10:38pm On Jul 15, 2017
Adesina12:


Chaii Iyaf finish my fwend... angry grin


My oga, I'm sapoisexual and so I respect intelligent minds. I just get scared of them...especially when their imaginations run wild.

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Celebrities / Re: Timaya’s 2nd Daughter, Grace Celebrates Her 2nd Birthday (Photos) by Majesticniyi(m): 11:17am On Jul 15, 2017
Evablizin:
grin ukwu babies,cute and beautiful.Stupid timaya go and marry their mama so that their names will change from bastards.NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE IF YOU GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD OUTSIDE WEDLOCK THE BABY IS A BASTARD GO AND ASK TU FACE


Does being stupid come to you naturally or you practice hard at it?

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