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4. MALICIOUS GOSSIP There is always that one friend that comes to your house in the morning when you were just planning to go out to hustle or work, and instead decides to give you the early morning gossip on each and every one of your mutual friends. These gossips are usually always about something negative that happened to people you know, the only time they say something positive about others is when they want to use it to spite you, If a woman seeking fruit of the womb has a friend like this, the first news they would bring is: "Hmmmm, have you heard? Doreen, your younger cousin has put to bed o, hmmmm some women are really fertile than others ooo". When there is no news about your friends, they go on to gossip embarrasing stuff about celebrities who are doing far better than themselves. i.e Cee-cee and Tobi, Miracle and Nina, or Messi and Ronaldo. |
3. ABSENTEE BENEFICIARY a.k.a Ghost-worker Never keep friends who just claim to be friends for friendship sake, if they aren't contributing to your life, they are not your friends, contributions range from ideas, positive advice, showing up when you invite them etc. If they are always full of excuses not to turn up for you, never call you, but only pop in once in a blue moon to ask you a favour when they need something, eliminate them from your life. They are the kind that would disappear for 5 years not a single call, ignore your dms on social media, only to remember you when you make it big, or when they are about to get married and they need someone to be their best man, maid of honour, or when they want to launch a book and need someone to sponsor their event. When you spot this kind, only conduct dealings with them as you would with a business client, they are not truly your friends. |
2. ENERGY DESTROYER a.k.a hater These people are everywhere, always telling you how not to live your life but are nowhere to be found when you need advice on how to make your life better. Do not associate with these kind of people, they never bring anything good into your life, they are just sticking around to pull everyone down. These people are very common online, though they might be close friends or family members, all they do is monitor you and condemn every attempt you make at creativity. Do not hesitate to block haters. |
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-03/2/15/enhanced/webdr14/original-4763-1425327841-22.jpg 1. IGNORANT DUMBO These are the kind that when you ask them for advice or useful information, they keep acting clueless and dumb. Their usual reply to everything you ask is "I dunno oooo". Although there might be the occassional cases where what you're asking may be difficult and they actually don't know the answer to a question, that doesn't mean they should not even bother to try or point you in the right direction, some may be afraid to answer because of your temper, but majority of them don't like to tell you their ideas because they are in competition with you in their heads, they keep useful information that would better your life away from you because they want to be better than you. If you have this kind of friend, It's time to say goodbye. More here: https://bravadoland..com/2018/06/ignorant-dumbo-these-are-kind-that-when.html |
Octaves: freshboy88:I am actually suprised at the number of people on this thread that actually think its safe to wash their meat. Any professional chef that washes meat ought to be fired. Use google if you aren't aware. https://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/safe-food-handling/washing-food-does-it-promote-food-safety/washing-food https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/eat-well/never-wash-raw-chicken/ |
fabulousfortune:Ignorance is a disease. I don't need to enlighten you. |
harriet412:Correct. Octaves:Exactly drop it in the pot, do not wash it. Sterope:You should care about it. Google is your friend dear. |
Lalas247:OP, washing raw meat before cooking is not recommended. Just thought I should point that out to you. Nice presentation btw. |
Diamond23:You mean the one sitted next to her? No I'm not d guy. |
Diamond23:You mean the guy sitted next to her? I'm not him. |
khiaa:Thanks to google. This is the Khadow Keeyaw abi wetin be him name again? Well sha this is him without glasses. https://unsom.unmissions.org/sites/default/files/styles/full_width_image/public/field/image/khadar.jpg?itok=lOcL734L And this is what female admirers are doing to his photos https://i.ytimg.com/vi/flQAJq666G8/mqdefault.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xd9bds9ijio/mqdefault.jpg https://ytimg.googleusercontent.com/vi/4SE8eVQ15hA/mqdefault.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kFujarP-O1A/mqdefault.jpg https://ytimg.googleusercontent.com/vi/sRQ1b-yf9Hg/hqdefault.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KHDvzcTDSdU/hqdefault.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LQJRr2jRNeE/hqdefault.jpg |
adewumiopeyemi:I know her but not from nairaland. So I don't know her moniker. She attends my church. |
Cadec007:I had to read the actual names, to confirm. Lol |
ZeroLatest:I DIDN'T KNOW VIN DIESEL & JOHNNY DEPP NOW PLAY FOR TUNISIA |
OP here is the remedy. Take twelve bullets of bitter Kola, Twenty-One cloves of garlic & 30 ounces of dried pepper. Grind them together, put it in a calabash, carry it on your head to the closest market, and chant "I am a cow X3" while going from stall to stall, make sure you open your eyes and bring out your tongue when you say it. After EVERY 12 chants, extend your hand into the calabash on top of your head, scoop some of the mixture, pour it into your mouth, chew vigorously and keep chanting "I am a cow X3", when you see the first meat seller, make sure he has a very sharp knife, chew the mixture again then blow the mixture on him. If you do not see Rita Dominik after 10 seconds, come and collect the money you used to buy the ingredients from me. |
Thou shalt not steal! OP the girl is taken. Girl Snatcher! That's how they will still snatch her from you. |
Sochimaobim:Lol, it is well. You can still run as an independent candidate. |
prisiluv:....Now go get my shoe! (Abuelita) COCO (2017) |
akinszz:Exactly my point (in bold). I no want make another person come post this kind question later so I don exhaust all my points put for here. No be today yansh dey for back. Make money before you date, guys no go hear, heartbreak loading for OP. |
akinszz:Lol you must not follow my posts, I write as much as possible for future reference. If anyone with similar issue starts to ask me for advice in the future, I just refer you to the post and go on my way. Shikena. This kind matter dey vex me to advice twice. the matter sef no vex you? |
cyraxx:POINT ONE OP answer these questions and I will tell you what is truly happening. How old is She? Is she very young? OR mature (above 25)? Is she good looking? As in totally hot with you-know them really attractive body augmentations? OR just the average plank type? How does she dress? very fashion conscious? hair on fleek? and revealing or tight outfits? OR just shirt and trouser looking like a guy sometimes? How does she sound when she is talking to the guys? Flirty, eye contacts, touching tenderly? OR joking, laughing out loud, serious? Answer these sincerely and I think you have your answer. She is either a runs babe OR just a playful girl. There are females that are very friendly and that I am friendly with but would never consider smashing. There are others I can't even look at without my mind making suggestions. It's all a matter of attraction, if she is the kinky type, there is no way she can be just friends with so many guys cos the guys themselves would make friendship impossible with their constant disturbance and tricks to try get her into bed. So you must know what kind of girl you are dating. If she is hot cake and she has these many guys as casual friends, then dude wake up. POINT TWO: After you have settled the questions in point one consider these: Your financial situation might be a problem, this behavior is common in girls who are dating men that aren't doing very well financially. She might be keeping her options open for other suitors who are better off. Girls are wiser now, giving her a ring doesn't mean she is in love with you, she may just be keeping you as a last resort in case she can't find a better man who is genuinely interested in her. POINT THREE If she is immature, there is a tendency she doesn't understand what marriage is about and this is the time for you to ensure she is properly educated on this. There is no 'me' in marriage but 'us'. If anyone is to remain friends with her, he has to become a family friend (friend of us), that means she has to know she is no longer single nor available, if there are guys she knows, they must become your friends too if they want to keep their friendship. If they want her number, she should give them yours as well, If they visit, they visit both of you, if they want to take her out, they take both of you out, lol' Gottem? MODIFIED: OP did you say you just met her in final year and you guys are serving together? So you are both on the same level? Wow sorry bro, How do you expect to marry a girl you are on the same level with? Do you even know her history? She may have known those guys longer than she has known you and may have a crush on some of them, even slept with a number of them before she met you, she may only be with you because they haven't asked her out yet. Moreover what differentiates you in quality, from her other friends? But here you are wanting to trap her with marriage. She isn't in love with you yet bro. She is trying to be smart with you, you are her insurance incase no one else gives her assurance. Go and ask people who got married to their campus lover, they were dating at least 3 years in school before the proposal came, you don't even know her school friends or her lifestyle in school, you just started dating not even up to one year and you already want to tie her down with marriage. If you are still job hunting, I'm sorry, but you aren't ready to settle, she wont hesitate to move on to another man in Lagos who is up to the task. Infact you are the one spoiling her moves to meet capable suitors. She has only one year in Lagos to find an Island Big boy and you're sweating her with your jealousy because of ring. Ring is not enough, is it corper allowee she would use to buy pampers for her baby? Bro go make money and come back when you are ready. One last question for you OP. When the guy in camp held her hand and led her away, did she introduce you to him as her fiance? If she didn't, bro you are not only single but a Maga! This kind of relationship is called Romance Scam' You wont be the first nor last. Welcome to the real world. |
NOT TOO YOUNG TO RUN CREW |
HeWrites:You have a point there |
Elder001:Different strokes for different folks |
Elder001:loaded |
Elder001:All the lady was trying to say is this: "Experience is the best teacher, you can say all you want but it's a different ball game when you are the one in the marriage itself". Now to my contribution. I think marriage is not a black/white affair. It is two human beings each with feelings, emotions and belief systems. If your wife refuses to respect you, you can't force it out of her, especially when she doesn't believe such. Rather than demand for her to be subservient, focus on marrying the kind of woman that matches what you want. In my opinion, women who are outspoken, intellectually active and ambitious are less likely to be subservient in the way you put it, this has nothing to do with wealth or money, it's just natural for such women to want their own money and so it appears like they are independent. On the other hand, women who are easily submissive are more likely to be the kind to let you shine as head of house, and so they let you shine, it doesn't make them incapable of making more money than you, they just choose to let you be the man and not try to make too much money on their own. |
EbukaHades10:Finally someone gets it. |
7. You need an assurance porsche |
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Oluwasaeon:Beauty list. Ogbeni select jor. You are looking for slay queen gang ![]() https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2015/jul/27/chichi.jpg |
Kellibae:The poor child might even have a learning disability like Dyslexia or ADHD. I just don't understand this parent, does he think that child deliberately wants to feign ignorance and continue being inflicted with large sores like he has been doing? |
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