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Goandie:
this kelechi guy is a useless footballer why is he not playim ighalo instead, with is strength e will bully dis Argentina def nd provide help for musa

Iheanacho might not be good enough right now but ighalo is definitely not what we need now. Ighalo is a very selfish player and loses possession too easily.

charlesm91:
If Nigeria beats Iceland tomorrow then perhaps the pig has got a point you know. God works in mysterious ways.

The pig also predicted Argentina to reach semi finals. The sooner you guys stop feeding that pig free apples and make him dinner for us all the better.

I have asked my mystic computer algorithm and the pig is not 100% right. Nigeria would reach Quarter Finals but Senegal would proceed to Semi-finals. The final would be between Portugal and Germany. Germany would win. Quote me after world cup. Believe me at your own risk!

Na wa oh

On ITV's breakfast show This Morning, "Marcus the Pig" predicted English side would win their first world cup game.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/06/18/13/4D5F045100000578-5856245-image-a-14_1529325456238.jpg

The show had lined up 12 apples on the floor with six for England and six for Tunisia so Marcus could choose which country would win in a fair way.

Marcus started to grunt and didn't want to move, so Phil moved two English and two Tunisian apples closer to him so he could decide.

The pig then started munching on an apple with the England flag, much to the delight of Phil.

He said: 'He's eating one! He's gone for England! Well done Marcus, let's hope that it's right.'

Viewers were in stitches at Marcus's prediction, and took to Twitter to wonder about what they'd just seen.

One tweeted: 'A psychic pig. Nope, stop the world I want to get off please - this is piggin' ridiculous....'

'A psychic pig .......... who says daytime TV is banal,' another posted.

A third wrote: 'Currently watching a pig eat apples to predict England’s victory tonight, I love daytime TV.

The video below shows Marcus the Psychic Pig eating English Flag.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVKUFcuH18Y

source:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5856245/This-Morning-viewers-left-stitches-psychic-PIG-predicts-England-beat-Tunisia.html

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I think Marcus the pig meant the first 4 teams to go home. Because they said it ate all the apples of other teams except four.

Do you know what is funny? They said the pig predicted England would win tonight's game because it ate english flag, so if they had lost, they would have said Marcus predicted England would lose because it ate their flag.

At the end of the day it don't mean a thing if you lose

Dude if you can afford it. Travel abroad and see the world. You would still feel pain occasionally but you would definitely overcome the need to have her in your life. This is a quicker option.

Alternatively but most importantly, you must work on becoming a successful man.

Overall, try to focus on your life. You lost her because you prioritised her over your own success in life. Being in this kind of relationship where you idealize your woman, keeps you relaxed in complacency. You have to keep growing as a human being and the false sense of security you have in such relationships usually poison it. It makes you not realise how much you have not grown until the day she gets up and leaves for a man who is everything you should have become but couldn't, cos you took the back seat and got too comfortable in it.

Focus on becoming a better person. Do you usually not worry about fashion or how you look? start investing in fashion and looking good, hit the gym if you can. Can you afford a better house/car, double your hustle and get it. Buy only things that are original and of high quality and look for a job that rewards your strengths and capabilities, or start a business, anything good and worthwhile to get ahead in life. Get better professional qualifications and stop at nothing to become valuable to your society. And when you get there, you would look back and wonder how anyone could even date the former you.

By chance, you would find another guy going through this same thing and see why it never worked out.

As a successful man, you would not have a problem finding a replacement, you would have problems picking, and trust me all of the ladies would be 10 times better quality than that ex.

Best of luck

1stCitizen:
The OP is the one going through this as far as I am concerned going by a comment he made somewhere on the first page.

I saw that too (bolded) lol

It's a ceremonial position. They do not really take part in administrative duties apart from those delegated by the management.

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Former Manchester United Captain, Roy Keane in his half time analysis on ITV in the recently aired Croatia vs Nigeria 2018 World Cup Encounter, criticized Nigerian players for their awful performance.

Keane said he is glad he didn't expect too much from Nigeria, according to him, they had no game plan, they had shown "no belief" or "desire", he said they played like it was a "friendly" game and that their performance was indeed very "poor."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC-m0Lu85e4

He also criticised the fact they formed a huddle in the middle of the field after the first half, according to Keane, this is what you should do before the game not at the time they did.
"I’ve never seen it happen before, I don’t think," Keane stated as he watched the footage of Nigerians forming a huddle at the end of the first 45 mins before heading to the dressing room. "I'm not sure what is going on there, they should be doing that before the game!".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ4NukOufH0

During the post match analysis at full-time, a footage of the corner kick that led to the penalty was displayed and Roy Keane commented: "lazy", "cheating" "I am glad they got punished".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9MoOmfltQ

Source: https://bravadoland..com/2018/06/roy-keane-shades-nigerian-players-says.html

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Lalasticlala
MissyB3
Fynestboi
Seun

Craziestgirl:
Change your name to Joseph.

That's already my middle name .

austyn0:
I don't really know if Artesunate is strong enough to obliterate this malaria,, buh it is worth giving a try sha...

Oh, why do you doubt?

Here's the goal I saw in the dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq_vCvki_94

I had another dream. This time I found myself in the middle of a football stadium. There was no one else there but me. I could hear the crowd cheering but I didn't see the people behind the voices.

Gradually the voice faded into laughter and the laugh was consistent, I looked behind the goal post in front of me and I saw a pig running and grunting, it looked at me and was terrified like it saw something behind me.

Immediately, I felt a tap on the shoulder, I turned and it was Lionel Messi. He was smiling and holding a white ball. As I tried to touch the ball, I felt his hand radiate a powerful force of electricity around the ball.

He smiled again and tried to entertain me with his skills, immediately he dropped the ball, Ekong and Etebo appeared. Messi then juggles the ball for a little bit and dribbles past the both of them. They disappear

As he shoots from near the right hand side of the midfield, Uzoho appears, he jumps forward to catch the ball but it slips past his fingers and into the goal.

Messi celebrates and then says to me, in English but in an Argentine accent, "Haa! this is your nation? Joke!".

As he said this, the pig I saw before ran into the field and towards me, the pig coughed out a pair of golden boots, I slip them on and immediately a golden ball appears before me.

I dribble Messi, and he disappears.
Ronaldo appears and tries to take the ball from me, but I dribble him too. As I ran towards the goal post, I spotted Ramos and Pepe, they ran towards me with intent to bring me down.

Just then Victor Moses appeared in front of me and they tackle him instead, he fell and shouted out in pain, then he screamed, "Go Champ, Go Go Go, I made this sacrifice for you", Go, don't let us down, Champ".

Immediately I heard these words, I realised I was wearing the super eagles jersey. As I took a shot from outside the eighteen yards box, a goalkeeper appeared in the distance but I couldn't see his face. The goal keeper stretched with all his might to catch the ball but the ball goes in.

Immediately, the stadium became very bright and the spectators appeared on their seats, Screaming for Joy. Just as I was preparing to celebrate, I heard the whistle, the referee looked like the president of an African country, he was tall with some missing tooth and wore a white jumper. He then shouted: This can not be t-ruee! The guul was tuuw pur-feect for Nai-je-ri-a.! We have to check VAR.

As they were deliberating on it, I woke up.

Let me stop here for now.
Please Help Me inteprete.

Wonderboy91:
Where is that useless mystic pig ?

We need to roast it

Here

Mystic Pig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdFjkwDno1o

RandyX:
Are you sure this is Mystic Pig? I think say dem don use am do suya already?

The mystic pig is still very much at large as you can see

This is mystic pig's response after Nigerian Super Eagles lost woefully to Croatia



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdFjkwDno1o

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OrestesDante:



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∆ This is greed on the part of the President.

But he is contesting for a second term as the president of Nigeria. Why didn't he sign a 5-year single term for any president so that he'll spend one more year and forget about ruling this country?


Na now I know say Buhari dey craze. Paranoia written is all over him. ∆


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This country tire person. They said this act is to prevent a president taking more than one oath of office, What about Ex Military head of states, or don't these ones take oath of office too? How can Buhari be exempted from this rule? he has been president twice already (1983 and 2015) and seeks a third shot at the office of the commander in chief in 2019.

olajay86:
“The effect is that having taken the oath of President once, he can only contest one more time and no more. That is the intent of this amendment.

chimex38:
He lost #400..+ a payback of #100

Assume Mr. A was was walking to school with a single #500 note and 2 pieces of #200(=#400).. making a total of #900 in his pocket...

The single #500 fell out, which Mr.B picked up..
Mr.A is now left with 2 pieces of #200 note (=#400)..
Mr. B gives Mr. A back the single #500 note.
Mr. A gives Mr. B the 2 pieces of #200 note(=#400)

Mr. A then keeps walking to schl with same initial single #500 note only.
Therefore, Mr.A has lost the 2 pieces of #200 note(=#400) which he had alongside the single #500 note on his way to schl initially.. While also assuming a "false" payback of #100 cash which was neva paid..

If it was never paid and he assumes it has been paid, then he still has a loss of 100, add that to the initial 400 = 500

Elthugnificent:
What if he was not the one that picked the money?

Artzdanielsz:
Oga what if the money was picked by another person.

It doesn't matter who stole the money.

Think of it this way,
3 guys
Mr Creditor has 500naira in his pocket,
Mr Debtor owes Mr Creditor 100naira,
Mr Thief is just some random guy looking for money to steal and knows neither the creditor nor the debtor.

If Mr Thief stole N500 from Mr Creditor, Mr Thief won't come back to give Mr Creditor the N500 and ask for change, they have no business together what is he paying for? If Mr debtor then walks up to Mr Creditor and hands him N100, the creditor has received his 100 naira back in his pocket now. So the only thing he lost is the 500 Mr thief took.

You lost 500

-500 (that you dropped) +100 (you got back) - 100 (that he originally owes that you will now never get back). = -500

You went to place a bet, you pay 100 naira to use the machine and you put 500 in the machine but only got 100 back, how much have you lost? 500.

Another way to see it,

Your piggy bank had 1 gold coin in it last night. In the morning, you place 5 more gold coins in the piggy bank before leaving your house. A robber breaks in and steals the piggy bank, the next day the police returns with 1 coin that it's all they could recover from the burgler. How much have you lost? 5 coins.

Doesn't this bill deposit more power to the centre at abuja? I thought at this stage we were supposed to be talking about giving the states more autonomy?

1x2x3:
I'm sorry I'm saying this and it hurts my heart to agree with the warnings of marrying a single mother. I'm not the best writer but I will try to narrate my experience and findings.

Guys make sure you scrutinize that single mother before you jump in. There's a reason she's single and in her 30's.
I found out she's not in good terms with her siblings because she doesn't like taking orders or listening to advice. They've talked to her about being rude and disrespectful but rather than listen she drew bad blood between her and all her siblings.

OP, it's not only single mothers you have to be weary about, it is anyone who has been married before or previously been in a long term relationship where they live together like husband and wife even if they were not officially wedded. They usually don't make very good wives. If you want peace, marry a virgin or a woman who has had limited relationships, I'm not one to judge women by age, but it seems something messes with their brains as they age that makes them more ruthless, could be their experiences.

olametrix:
B

olametrix:
Buhari why now

Lawd have mercy. What is this place? Is that a Nigerian prison cell or what is that?

You will get striked and removed from youtube if you copy the videos you post.

mimimile93:
Oga! If friends have determined your future that's urs. Friends have not and can not determine my future. I am the captain of my ship. I chose when to and where to sail..

Man's best friend and archenemy is self.

Good for you then.

mimimile93:
My post wasn't referring to the op's. It was targetd at that guy's comment that says.. Our Friends determined our future.

Okay, but yes I think it does determine your future to some point, it doesn't matter what they choose to be but if the friends are like the ones in the post, they still affect your future.

Having a criminal as a friend may seem like nothing, you might even casually hang out with them and buy them drinks at a local bar. They aren't trying to convince you to become a criminal and that's alright. But it makes a lethal combination if they happen to be one of these types too, For instance if they are type number 5 and they ask you for money but you refuse, don't be shocked when you get robbed by unknown fellows. Same friends, if they are type number 2 could name you as part of the syndicate in a failed bank robbery attempt they masterminded without you, even though you never held a gun in your life.

So point is, they could be a problem to your future if you keep the wrong kind. Perhaps that's what he was referring to.

@ Mimimile93 @ Offpoint
If you read the post closely you would see it doesn't mention people who try to influence you to become like them, that is a different category of friendship and their influence would be subject to your approval.

The people mentioned here are those who naturally work against your success. Whatever vices a friend has doesn't influence their intent towards you, you can't 100% control the kind of people you attend school with or that live in your area, but as you get older in life you have to be more careful the kind of people you bring into your inner circle. There are smokers who work in Microsoft, the prime minister of Ireland is gay, however it is the character of the friend towards you that matters and that this post tries to address.

5. GREEDY LEACH
My favourite on this list, these kind of friends constantly put weights on you and if you aren't careful would hang all their responsibilities on you for the rest of your life. Now it's important i explain this in more detail.

There are people who have run into some problems and genuinely need your help, I am not referring to those people.

I'm talking about those greedy lot who constantly feel they are entitled to everything you have. They won't work, even when you try to find them something to do, they would always come back for more, they are always begging.

They are the kind that would have 100 million and still beg you that have only 20k for money. They are never satisfied.

The danger with these kind of people is that they wont hesitate to sell you out if it would benefit them.

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