₦airaland Forum

muykem:
I will declare GEJ and his wife as most corrupt family the world ever produce.

What are your other 2 projects?

AlfaSeltzer:
Order arrest of Seun.
Close Nairaland.
Resign.

As President of Nigeria?

Guys let's talk more on what we want for our country. Sending Buhari back to Daura is not a problem, it's who is going to take over from him? What credible leaders do we have? What do we really want in this country for crying out loud? What should we see happening that would make us content that we have good leaders? Do we even have good leaders? If we don't know what to expect from a good leader and demand it as criteria for governance, we would continue to have bad leaders in Nigeria, please let us wake up and start discussing way forward. Thanks

N.B: Let us make efforts to vote credible people into all levels of government, not just the presidency. Let us encourage good credible people we know, to run for office. If you have a good President and bad Constituency Reps, Bad Governors and Bad L.G.A chairmen. The situation will never change. Wake Up Nigeria, Wake Up!

If Nigeria is a football club, you are the Manager! Stop buying (electing) recycled underperforming players to play for you when we have Messi and Ronaldo on the bench.

Modified: Who else needs a roadmap to credible leadership in Nigeria? I have written one here on nairaland: please have a look and enlighten others
https://www.nairaland.com/4524193/road-map-electing-best-future

In charles okocha's voice

6 packs couldn't stop a nigg* though
Superstar status what you nigg*s hating for
Started with little leagues but now I'm balling major
And if you still wanna hate do me a favour
Haters shove it up yo azz.

skywalker240:
Any thinq that will make me date type E ....Thunder

Lol

MONITZ:
Excise the north from Nigeria bxos they are parasites..

What are the other 2?

If you were made President of Nigeria, what 3 things or projects would you embark on from the chair on day one.

folake4u:
I know

So you don't need interpretation

folake4u:
I don't understand Yoruba so interpret .

How do you know it's Yoruba in the first place?

folake4u:
everywhere

Sho o mo age mi ni?

What if you go to jail and 2 weeks later she joins you as your cell mate and the warden tells you she is serving 25 to life?

It's cowardly, because one day you would meet a very beautiful girl that you would eventually fall in love with but by then it would be sad for you that you are afraid to tell her the truth cos you know she would be very upset and dump you. So work hard hammer your money and any girl you get will be real.

I dreamt Hush Puppi was my driver and I was married to Tonto Dike then I became the President of Nigeria. I remember I threw all the past corrupt officials into prison and I was feeding them 1 meal of under 5dollars a day, so they can feel what they have put Nigeria through. One day Hush Puppi said to me: "Oga where you for see this kind woman marry?" I retorted "Why do you ask?", He replied: "Oga I like am well well she fine no be small", but before I could reply, my private G-wagon was waylayed by 4 men in police uniform. "Come down" one of them barked with a loud voice, as I came down i looked closely at one of the senior officer's face and I saw it was Davido. "Davido" I said, "Do you know I am your President?" Davido replied in a croaky voice "Egbon! Twale sir! Sorry sir it is a mistake! Please forgive my boys". Immediately he said it, I saw another car they had stopped earlier and Linda Ikeji ran towards me and said she was my minister of information that she just got Information that Bobrisky who we detained for sexual corruption charges when he was once Minister for Equality in the previous administration, has escaped and is planning to run against me in my 2nd term agenda for President. So I told her to call the first lady and...

Let me stop here first

What kind of Dream is This? Help me inteprete.

Blecool:
Mkpo ase aba o...Efet mkpo asoho do Iban Iban....Nsuto mkpo...Iban eme enie udok o.....Lmao

Somebody please inteprete! My Swahili is a bit rusty.

Majorbravo

kimbraa:
Why would a man give a woman money to go to the market and expect to be handed change at the end of the day? If I've exhausted all I needed, the change is mine.

Type F

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- Type L : This one would agree to go to the market but say you would be the one to cook.

https://www.informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/eba3-1320523868.jpeg

- Type M : This one would say she doesn't like going to market but that she can go buy take away at an eatery.
https://www.naijanani.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/shoppp.jpg

- Type N : This one would tell you let's go to eatery together and eat there. She'll even eat more than you.
https://www.ghanagrio.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/25-white-folks-who-just-couldnt-get-enough-of-ghanaian-foods.JPG


- Type O : This one would ask you to take her to eatery and bring her friends along too.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xV8GMOEpMzY/hqdefault.jpg

So guys which one is your kind of woman, and ladies which one are you?

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- Type F : This one would take the money and make the soup you wanted and keep the change for herself.
https://www.financnitrgi.com/wp-content/uploads/Denar-in-spola-505x306_c.jpeg

- Type G : This one would buy the ingredients and use the change to buy you something small but nice.
https://cdn.psychologytoday.com/sites/default/files/styles/article-inline-half/public/blogs/82893/2013/12/139231-171961.jpg

- Type H : This one would take the money and go bring food stuff from her house.
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/72/bd/d3/72bdd3fd6549e1e94cc5d9f1f3954d97--haiti-history-wicker-baskets.jpg

- Type I : This one would not take your money but tell you she has food stuff in her house she can use.
https://i1.wp.com/naijafoodtherapy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/nigerian-food-recipes.jpg

- Type J : This one would take part of the money to buy the food stuff and tell you that it will be enough, we should save the remaining.
https://cdn.blackenterprise.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2011/01/Richer-2011-Couple-with-piggy-bank.jpg



- Type K : This one would tell you to go to the market to buy it yourself then call her to cook it.
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs4940000/9415566293-w644-h429/A-Review-of-Blackass-by-A.jpg

Let's say you are ready for a treat today so you give your woman more than enough money to go to the market to buy things to cook for you.

One of the following types of ladies would best describe her behaviour. Let us know which one you have encountered and ladies tell us which one you are.

- Type A : This one would buy ingredients and bring change
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/24/article-2177973-1430086C000005DC-968_634x428.jpg

- Type B : This one would buy the ingredients and add her own money on top to ensure everything is complete for the dish.
https://shauntee.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/woman-giving-man-money.jpg

- Type C : This one would pocket the money immediately and tell you it's not enough to make soup until you add more.
https://images.wisegeek.com/woman-with-hand-out-getting-money-from-man.jpg

- Type D : This one would take the money then come back with substandard food stuff and tell you the money wasn't enough
https://s-i.huffpost.com/gen/1438837/images/o-COUPLE-ARGUMENT-facebook.jpg

- Type E : This one would take the money and tell you she hasn't made her hair for a week so she decided to use it for something else.
https://rgmquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/silly.jpg

More coming

CC: Roctation, Farano, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun

We have beautiful ladies in the service. Guys don't be scared. They are very respectful and diligent.

LochOtieno:
23 years and still counting.....a cultist even rename himself spartacus....hehehehheheeh....when he hears fulani are coming he will hide under his cupboard.....


all of them should be gagged in chains flogged mercilessly....before sending them to life imprisonment or better still die by hanging or shooting......


I say no to cultism.

anyone who supports this cultists on this thread is an enemy to already shithole that has gone to dogs.

They should be taken to the Arena, where they would battle till the last man, who would then be sent on a commando mission to Benue, Dapchi and Sambisa.

The deep eye socket frame from the side of his face says that is definitely Tobi or his look alike.

6. Believing you can grow to love them or they will grow to love you. Leave people the way they are don't try to change them. Let them meet their match.

I'm yet to have a proper relationship. The last one was a scam.

Anyone who can cheat in exams or games will cheat in a relationship. They never play fair.

Don't date anyone with an entitlement mentality, they will always believe they can get more elsewhere even if they were with Bill gates.

Leave people the way they are don't try to change them. Let them meet their match. And find your own.
Don't believe you can grow to love them or they will grow to love you

DrayZee:
Time to bust the scam.

Actually that's a real girl.

But, her Instagram is https://www.instagram.com/lisapeachy/?hl=en

And she's definitely not in Nigeria

Lol I said it earlier

Few years ago, President Buhari was seen on Tv in London responding to an English reporter who asked him if Nigeria was indeed "fantastically corrupt" as alleged by English Prime Minister, David Cameron. President Buhari had responded "yes" to the reporters question.

However, nothing has been said about why Nigeria is so corrupt and what can be done to stop it.

Please state your reasons you think Nigeria is corrupt and what can we do to stop it?

Why are you surprised? After David Cameron said Nigeria waa fantastically corrupt, Was it not your President that went there and accepted when asked by the English press if Nigeria was truly corrupt?

You made some sense but the truth is, we all have gender related responsibilities.

The solution is simple.
If you don't want promiscuous women who expect you to be an x-rated version of James Bond, demand to marry a virgin.

If you look like Rick Ross but don't have his money, don't look for a Rihanna to marry. After all it's not by force to have money and its not by force to look beautiful.

If you look like Tyson Beckford but broke like Mike Tyson, marry a feminist that has a deep pocket.

If you dont want a woman that likes to do dishes, be ready to start doing dishes sha.

But don't come later to complain that you are being emasculated in your home. To be a man is not a day's job. Even the bible says a man should provide for his family.

See how you guys just dey interrogate tourist, you want to give her heart attack ni?

But I think this is catfish. It's definitely a black dude behind that account, he even responds to pidgin posts. Lol

einsteine:
Will you shurrup?

People like you are the reason I zip it on a public forum like this. Some people deserve to remain unenlightened.