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When an Ill-educated Man decides to educate his daughter.

These pictures shouldn't be on nairaland.

Oyindidi:
I will slap you

Lol sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a guy.

I know what you came here for.

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Today I bring you a unique beauty collection:
You are asked to Marry one, Kiss one and Slap one, what would your choices be?

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sholikay:
something is definitely wrong with his request my brother.. the last sentence..he should not have made such.. he is kind of holding any helper to ransom with that.. he should humbly remove that last statement.. my advice anyway

I see your point, but there are people who provide help with the expectation of benefit. This might appeal to those kind of people.

micky22:
Please can you pin point anything shady or that portrays pomposity about this message?
Not strange to me that some nairalanders like bad mouthing

Like seriously, bad belle people in Nigeria are too many, it's envy bro. There's nothing wrong with your post.

kimbraa:
Then he should send her out, it's that simple.

I agree. He can ask her back in when they are properly married. Then he can choose to pay the bills all by himself.

kimbraa:
Just what if she wasn't living with you, won't you have been able to pay your bills?

He is living in Europe. The bills increase when there are more people using the utilities and they aren't cheap.

And you took her to your house? You'll be one lucky dude if she doesn't return with thugs, police or worse, the army to frame you for rape.

They had better be educated and well meaning individuals or we are just increasing the number of illegal roadblocks manned by armed toll collectors.
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fuckpro:
...so am the only honest online Nigerian left
I will disown this country just too much dirt
heaped on me,who did I offend to be born within such a shameless people

You were born in this country to fix the problem.

This is why I say Nigerian kids needs re-orientation. It is not by feeding them in school that they would become leaders of tomorrow. There are many youths today in University that are worse criminals than those that never saw the four walls of a university or school. What are we teaching our youth? They prefer to scam people than seek work. How do you even employ someone that is more interested in robbing your company than making it grow?

kenir:
just treat malaria

There were no mosquitoes in the dream

Mods help me out. I think this should be in celebrity section

Mods please help me move this to the correct section

UTILITYMAY:
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Please where can we watch it? It's 6pm and ChannelsTV is showing sports news

Funke!!!!!!! Aye rapists' temi

oyetunder:
by the time those who had swallowed billions shall field their 'kids' then we shall not know that this bill is not a channel of joy to the poor masses at all. Then we shall know that a man who cannot pay for a single room, but is busy struggling to get a contract to build a stadium is just displaying an ecumenical insanity. Behold, Ibori Junior...Tinubu Junior...Odili Junior...they are getting set.

Many of them already have their children in politics, however on the flip side you can see it is a win win situation for the old politicians even if their own kids are not involved.

This is a divide and conquer tactic and it is an age old tactic well known since time began.

Imagine youths with no capital nor influence running for elections while the old and wealthy are the ones with all the money to sponsor electoral malpractice and campaigns. More young people would contest for positions and therefore make it more difficult for any of them(youths) to win. The youths wont get any significant votes, because their votes would be divided among the youth populace. While the older ones who have amassed wealth go into the villages to pay starving people for votes that the young runners can not afford.

In order to win as a youth therefore, these same old politicians who would be clocking about 90years at the time, would have to sponsor you as Godfathers, of course on their own terms.

Eggcelent:
Easy On Paper; Difficult In Practice

When People (Retiring Governors) Like A. Ajimobi Are Seeking Elections Into The Senate

Meanwhile, I Won't Be Surprised To Hear PMB Use This As A Campaign Point Later In The Year. Something In Line Of "Our Administration Is Pro-youth As Evidenced By Speedy Passage & Signing Of Not Too Young To Run Bill"

This is very apt. I can totally hear his voice saying those words, awkwardly pausing between syllables and adjusting his glasses while reading it out of a paper in monotone.

I am deeply bereaved and sad. This was supposed to be children's day and the government did nothing to safeguard the children in abia. Our girls are future mothers and leaders of tomorrow. What precedent are we setting for the future if we allow such despeakable acts happen within our borders? Please get your PVC every incompetent councillor, LGA chairman, State Governor, House of Reps member and President should be removed from power, replace them with visionary leaders, young men and women who still have to face the country after their tenure is over.

Bad leadership knows no allies and takes no prisoners. Even if your brother is a bad leader be honest to admit it and find solutions.


Start a media hashtag campaign today

#incompetent leaders are not welcome in my community

UTILITYMAY:
I only have one question for you Sir:

Who is that seasoned politician that should replace Buhari?

You won't get an answer to this. The person you quoted is one of those people that have been brainwashed by the events of the dictatorial age to believe a nobody can put on camo, shoot a gun to become Military Head of State, take it off decades after, throw on Kaftan and be suitable for President, while someone who has degrees from harvard and has consistently exhibited clean intelligence and whose parents were both professors, can not aspire for office.

It's a dictatorial era mentality. Our parents who were born before independence do not have this mentality and that's why it's easy for them to keep running for office. While every one born since the military took over in 1967, has seen only 5 democratically elected leaders (2 of which were former military turned civilian) in the past 51 years (1967 - date).

The democratically elected presidents who were civilians all their lives are only 3 in number and have spent a combined total of 10 years in office out of 51 possible years of civilian rule since 1967, and have served only 3 terms out of a possible 13, that's 20% of civilian led democracy and 80% military. That means For 41 years out of 51, the military where in charge (in and out of uniform).

It would also interest you to know all Nigeria's present and past Presidents(military and civilian) were born before 1960, and therefore are all older than Nigeria. Raised with colonial mentality.

Independent Nigeria (1960 till date) has not produced any President, and I dare say it is probably related to the dictatorial era mentality.

During the years of the dictatorial era, many grew up witnessing suppression of democracy and kids had no aspirations of becoming President if they were not in the military. The image of government was usually domineering and one that usually inspired fear rather than admiration. My brother, that guy you quoted is stuck in that age.

Does anyone know where a petition can be signed by citizens to get a new bill to be debated in the Senate?

We need a new law that holds our leaders accountable. A law that can enable the jailing of leaders in office who fail to keep the promises they make during electoral campaigns. It should be criminal to exploit the ignorance of the unenlightened.

If section 419 of the Nigerian constitution is anything to go by, such behaviour of political candidates seeking office should be grossly discouraged by charging defaulters for fraud on account of their failure to keep promises made in their manifesto or other declarations made in public that electorates depended on to vote on their behalf.

Contenders for political office would be a lot more careful with their utterances during campaigns and make only credible statements in future elections.

People who offer or accept money in exchange for votes should also be arrested for selling their country the same way prostitutes sell their bodies.

Don't worry let her young self be, by the time you are ready to marry her she go don turn into old mama, then you can give her all the papa style you please.

No go make money, dey here dey worry about woman wey you never even meet.

Ramos will pay for this

We can and we will, the power is within you, please Enlighten others.

I had another dream today.

I was standing on a high mountain then I saw a baba with agbada on a horse riding as fast as he could across the desert, he was being chased by a group of hungry zombie looking people, he threw money from his purse to slow the crowd down as he hurried. The zombies would fight each other for the money and prevent others from getting forward,

The baba rode for a long time then he got to a swampy river where he gave the contents of what was left in his purse to a rich man who was in a canoe with another man wearing a bola hat who appeared to be the paddler. The baba asked them to be careful and disappeared.

The rich man was still inspecting the contents of the purse when the zombies got to the shore. The rich man immediately got a fever at the sight of them and instructed the paddler to row the boat off shore immediately. The paddler who was also terrified quickly paddled away from the shore and away from the zombies.

The zombies then turned into crocodiles and entered the river after them. The rich man started throwing meat to the crocodiles and they grabbed and chased the meat. After a while they stopped swimming after the canoe. But went to all the surrounding land mass in the green rainforest swamp to wait and see if the boat will dock. When they were half way in the middle of the river, the rich man's fever got very high it affected his strength and he fell off the boat leaving the purse behind in the boat with the paddler in bola hat.

The Bola Hat Paddler was terrified and he decided to check the purse to see it's contents. Immediately he did this, he saw a great field ahead of him. There were no crocodiles there, so he docked his boat and took the purse with him. As he walked through the quiet field, the baba appeared again and gave him his horse.

As the Bola Hat man mounted the horse, a great number of cows and bulls started galloping down the field towards him from the opposite end of it. He remembered the purse and drew from it but this time it was a red cloth and a long rope. He used the red cloth like a matador and tied the cows with the rope as he rode down on his horse, but there were too many cows. The cows frightened the horse and the horse threw him down. He fell so badly that he couldn't see clearly, he tried to find the purse but to no avail. The baba appeared again and the Bola Hat man asked him why the horse behaved in such manner to which the baba replied saying he overworked the horse and should hand over the purse to one more worthy of it. After the baba disappeared again, the Bola Hat man let out a loud cry.

The Bola Hat man' s scream was so loud that, an old man in a straight dress with no pockets who had cattle of his own came out of his shed and rushed towards the paddler in the field but when he got closer he couldn't see the bola hat man anymore but he found the purse and decided to take it.

The old man then stretched his arms to speak to the cattle, but the cattles realised that he has the purse now and went after him.... As he ran down the field, i saw a large sun rising on the other end of the field, the part where the river was. A man rose from the valley under the sun, he had an iron chest plate and he was running through the cows without touching them to get to the old man.

The old man saw what was happening and ran even faster till he got into the forest, the iron chest man followed into the forest. The old man seemed to know the forest very well and kept running deeper within it, at a point he came out from the forest back to the field and the cattle were still there, I didn't see the iron chest man come out of the forest.

The old man looked into the bag and offered the cattle some shrubs but the cattle refused and instead went on to destroy crops on surrounding farm lands. Then baba appeared again and demanded for his purse from the old man. The old man refused and then the two argued. While they were still arguing, I heard a loud trumpet....... The sound of the trumpet was so majestic that I woke up.

Let me stop here...

Please inteprete.

CAPSLOCKED:

SOUTH AFRICANS!

SOMEBODY CAN NEVER TRULY READ AND UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THEY WRITE.

"SOMETIMES HE SNIFFS MY VAJANI MPUWELU, BUT BECAUSE I LOVE HIM MBANWALI"

WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THIS SHÏT??

Eish!!! Usopho manjaani! When will we stop having this manjawe threads?

I am Ngobilawani about this kind of jumbowena kasaani. Every time upthimpowe ujaaka. Especially in public mana. I just feel Mpole * click* the poster would be very Untola Npiweewe.

No 1, is the reason Buhari said youths are lazy, can you imagine people older than Nigeria still running Nigeria?

A 58 year old man is already a grandfather, and still not considered fit for governance? Obama is not even as old as Nigeria and he's already done 8 years and handed over for 2 years. I can't believe this.

Nigerians we have all heard too many stories from politicians who have made promises and have continued to fail.

In this post I'm going to align 5 things each of us must do to ensure we get the right leadership in Nigeria.


1. Encourage Good Credible Leaders to run for office.
It's not about voting out an incompetent government, it's about finding the best government for our office. The number one problem is that many good credible people don't want to run for office because they think it is a dirty game. Good people don't want to partake in electoral voting because they think all the people running for office are dirty. We can fix this. Support good credible people to run for office and turn out to vote them in. Show up at their place of work with placards asking them to run for office, send them your good wishes on social media with hashtag run for office, Walk up to them at social gatherings and tell them you believe in them. Etc


2. Demand a Debate. Nigeria is the only country since the turn of the 21st century that sees people who turn up for national election debates lose the elections while the one person expected to show up but declined wins. We have to stop this trend. If we desire excellent leadership, we must hold our contenders accountable we must listen out for their fluency, dedication, rhetorics, lies, truth, executability of goals stated, objectivity, inclusivity, Passion and most importantly proposed policies. They must slug it out on stage, point for point, question for question, policy for policy. We must hear how they intend to fulfil their electoral promises and the policies they would put in place to make that happen.


3. Ignore Promises, Scrutinize their intended Policies: Any candidate who gives you a bogus promise such as the popular I will give you electricity, raise salaries and wipe out unemployment e.t.c should be ignored. Demand to know what policies they would put in place to ensure this happens naturally under their government, and how long it should take before we start to see the results. For example: How will they fund electricity? Will they tax us more? How long will it take to build a mega power plant? Can and would we build small ones while we wait for the big ones to be completed? Where do we source the funding? Will they declare war on a small country to get funding for salary increments? Will they build new companies in Nigeria and with which money? Or will they tackle security problem so foreign investors can feel safe to set up shop within our borders that would employ our people? Will they reduce population so there can be more jobs for those in the country? How will they do this? By ensuring our borders are locked to illegal economic immigrants? Or Promoting Genocides? Would there be policies that support our economic growth? Would we see the advent of a massive psychology reform policy to reduce crimes and sectarian violence? Would there be policies that encourage indigenous inventions and protection of intellectual property so our brightest and best inventors reap the benefit of their hard work?


4, Do not accept Money or Bribe Items to Vote Each time you are paid to vote you are getting paid to sell your family and country to untold hardship. All the money they invested in campaign and paying people like you to vote has to be recouped with profitable return on investment afterwards. Where do you think they will pay themselves from? Their salary? Or your pensioners salary? It's the money for your roads and bridges they would use to build Palacial Government Houses and their Tollgates on your bad roads, Money for your hospitals they would use to treat themselves and family abroad, Money for your schools they will use to train their own children abroad, Money for your Infrastructure they will use to build personal Hotels, Casinos and Refineries Abroad. Money for your Power Stations they will use to buy Chinese generators and import them to sell to you (the countries they import generators from don't even use generators themselves). Money for your salaries they will use to sponsor their next campaign and offer you bag of beans to vote again. They take bags of rice to your village chiefs who give you a cup of rice not worth 500naira and you sell your vote in exchange for over -50 million deficit owed in pension money.
Open your eyes, When you accept money to vote, don't expect free development, you would pay back with outrageous interest rates for whatever you want to use in the country. The money for your security is what they will use to pay police to protect themselves, their family mansions and their convoys while they manhandle and exthort you and your innocent children, fathers and mothers, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters on the highway. You'll eventually still have to pay private security to guard your communities because you sold your security for a cup of rice. The money they should use to build and expand national establishments that would create jobs, is what they use to buy up exsting ones in the name of privatisation and create monopoly for their private businesses where they will employ only their relatives and kinsmen. Where do you end up with your engineering degree? On the streets with a basket on your head full of cloth mending apparatus.

5. Protect Your Votes Resist any attempts of persons in your area plotting to distribute bribes and items to influence votes. You do not need a gun or bullet proof to do this, start today to form youth rallies in your area with other like-minded and meaningful Nigerians. The agenda of these rallies would be to gather the elderly, young and vulnerable into classrooms before the elections. Enlighten them with intent to Empower their mindset, tell them to demand these things in the other points above and get them to resist being used as thugs or mercenary voters. Let this be done in a peaceful manner remind them that the reward for good leadership is greater and lasts longer than the rice they would eat today only to deposit in a pit latrine for years.


There are many more things we should demand when we cast our votes next year. You can add yours. Let's take this country to the top.

These things should be done on all levels not just for presidency, because even a good president would be powerless when surrounded by bad constituency reps, governors and LGA chairpersons. Youths especially have a role to play here. Do these and in just a couple of years, never-do-wells would not find a platform to run for office

Elect the best for your country and nothing but the best.
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Njeps:
Tis one you are ranting.

HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR PVC?

I do, infact i registered over 1000 people while volunteering to serve my country as a registration officer several years ago. Please get yours.