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Celebrities / Re: Jamie Foxx Accused Of Groping A Woman At NYC Bar by makaveli902: 12:16pm On Nov 23, 2023
Analyst7:
Women most of the time are just Jokes, you will think she truly wants to punish the man for the act genuinely when we all know it’s just about the money, nothing else

I don’t even see how they’re setting a good moral ground for this men not to do these things when it’s always about the money

Can you imagine.... Eight years ago. Not Eight months, not Eight weeks, not even eight days ago. But she just remembered eight years ago cool shocked cool

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Celebrities / Re: Mayor Of Atlanta, USA Declares November 18 ‘Davido Day' (Photos) by makaveli902: 10:31am On Nov 23, 2023
wunmi590:


Very commendable, that's actually his second home after Nigeria

That is actually his first home cos he was born and bred there. He uses his American Passport more than his Nigerian passport.

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Family / Re: Any Time I Turn Him Down He Goes To Bed , Is Everything Alright? - Lady Seek Adv by makaveli902: 10:18am On Nov 23, 2023
Shinjawestside:


Pls don't blaspheme..

Don't cross the redline

You didn't answer the question ⁉️
Politics / Re: Nine Oil Producing State Vs Multidimensional Poverty - Statisense by makaveli902: 8:18pm On Nov 22, 2023
whyyou2023:
Bonga and agbami oil field are in ondo state. Ondo state produce 50% of the oil. Ondo state is the leading oil producing state. It is not in delta state

Bonga oil field in ondo state produce 800000 barrel a day
Akwa ibom state does not have oil. Seun osewa has block me from putting pictures. I will have shown akwa ibom from satellites


Igbokoda on google map is ondo state. Not delta state.
https://oilfieldafricareview.com/nigeria-crude-production-to-increase-daily-production-by-800000-barrels/

Bonga and Agbami both offshore oil fields are in Ondo state? Just hearing that for the first time.
Food / Re: Crayfish From The Sea, Process Of Drying And Packaging by makaveli902: 9:51am On Nov 22, 2023
saxietohgbaskie:
Ayemafugee omayemi

Na Itsekiri you be?
Agriculture / Re: My Trap Caught This Big Fish by makaveli902: 9:42am On Nov 22, 2023
chrisifeanyi:
My Sunday is made. I just went to check my fishing trap and I saw this. It was a big struggle trying to bring it up.
For sometime now I've been catching big fishes of this kind but this one is bigger.
I'm selling it immediately.
Location? Is that Bayelsa or Delta state?
Travel / Re: Is It Possible To Keep Mute Entirely About Your Travel Plan? by makaveli902: 9:17am On Nov 22, 2023
flyinnizam:
Lol. nice. abeg which country issue visa 2days time?

Russia

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Crime / Re: Woman Caught After Spending $10.4m Mistakenly Paid To Her Acct (pics/video) by makaveli902: 5:18pm On Nov 18, 2023
JASONjnr:
Omo, I pray I receive this type of transfer.


I will disguised totally.


I will bribe my way to NIMc and create a new account with new name. Open a new BVN and change account details by force. Change phone number and use POS to withdraw the money and pay it into my new untraceable account.


Then travel out to Ghana or another African country with my new name and then from there to Europe. The spending go too make sense.


Like this, God go don do am for me.

Thats a long process na, convert all the money to Bitcoins, leave the country with a New identify, severe ties with everyone for the time being. Travel to Russia and never look back.
Politics / Re: Fire Guts Canadian Embassy Building In Abuja by makaveli902: 8:30pm On Nov 06, 2023
Kobicove:
Why were they carrying out the repairs so late in the night by 11.30pm? undecided

Rest In Peace to those who lost their lives in this terrible tragedy!

I think they were referring in 11:30 am in the morning because the pictures I saw doesn't look like night to me. Why would Canada repair generating set in the night?
Politics / Re: Customs Auctions ₦17.5m Foreign Banana In Sokoto by makaveli902: 10:30am On Nov 04, 2023
hopexter:


Those corrupt souls already termed the bananas perishable items, you already know what that means right grin

Stomach Infrastructure

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Politics / Re: FOREX Crisis: FG Plans Talks With Looters, Eyes Mop-Up From Hoarders by makaveli902: 5:21pm On Oct 29, 2023
LeoDeKing:
By the special grace of God, Nigeria will be back on her feet. Yes, the problem of Nigeria must be addressed from the root, not mere cosmetic solution which can't stand the test of time. The initial challenge is normal, especially if the problem is to be truly addressed and it takes a man with strong balls to do that.

And for all the enemies of the state waiting in the wings to see my country go down, you will all cry blood, even more blood than the ones shed when your incompetent candidates were rejected at various level of the electoral pprocess.

Wicked souls can start praying, fasting, offering sacrifices and keeping night vigils so Nigeria will go down, all your prayers will be thrown back to you barbarians.

God bless President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR.
God bless Nigeria and patriotic Nigerians.
God bless the 6 geopolitical zones of Nigeria.
May the worst calamity befall all the enemies of Nigeria.

Why did you omit one geopolitical zone. Leave politics matter las las we all Nigerians.
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Deploys 6 Warships To Middle East Over Fears Israel Crisis Could Spark WW3 by makaveli902: 9:14pm On Oct 22, 2023
TinubuDeDrugLor:
Nothing will happen.

China, Russia or North Korea are not Islamic countries...

Why do you think that those who hate Islamic terrorists will fight for them or die for them?


All these world powers are just business entities.

Now, it is not only about religion it more than that. This is about power tussle and muscle flexing.
Let's go back a bit history, The World War 2 ended and America assumed the position of world power when she two Nuclear bombs in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Ever since that time no country has ever used Nuke on another country. So my brother, it more than religion they can use religion to camouflage.
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Deploys 6 Warships To Middle East Over Fears Israel Crisis Could Spark WW3 by makaveli902: 9:06pm On Oct 22, 2023
Germi9:
They got Money for war.. but can’t feed the poor.

Tupac didn't lie....

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Politics / Re: We Can't Trust Christians With Nigeria's Security - Sheikh Gumi by makaveli902: 3:24pm On Oct 19, 2023
slivertongue:
we can't trust Muslims with our security

In other words we can't trust BANDITS, BOKO HARAM, FULANI HERDSMEN, ISIS and all other Islamic Fundamentalists with our security.

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Romance / Re: American Lady Reveals Why She Loves Dating Nigerian Men Over Her Countrymen(vid) by makaveli902: 3:04pm On Oct 19, 2023
creativehubb:

Of course, the Caucasians are Europeans, Caucasians are who we call white, Indians are classified under Asia racially...am talking race here. [s]You people are half baked not too smart. What you are saying is primary school [/s]knowledge not what the argument is about. The argument is about the blacks in America being children of African slaves. Of course everyone knows Europeans who are Caucasians went to America dislodged the Indians and took their lands.

Blacks in America being children of African slaves is a general knowledge (all thanks to the Portuguese), but Whites (Caucasus race) being also immigrants to America is a knowledge they want to hide. You grab?
Politics / Re: Can The United Nations Be Sued By Any Country Or Individual? by makaveli902: 9:58pm On Oct 18, 2023
uncleck:
Let's even assume you can sue the UN and you win, who will enforce the judgment?


International Court of Justice. Hague
Romance / Re: American Lady Reveals Why She Loves Dating Nigerian Men Over Her Countrymen(vid) by makaveli902: 10:17pm On Oct 17, 2023
creativehubb:

Stop talking like a kid or ignoramus. Indians and Cubans have indegenous blacks, Europeans who make up present day America do not. Those blacks were the slaves shipped over. Malcolm X and Martin Luther king fought for equality for them.

There is nothing like indigenous Black or White in America! Any White or Black you see in North, Caribbean or South America today migrated there.
The indigenous people of America are the Indians.
Politics / Re: Lack Of Electricity How I spend 160,000 naira a Month on fuel? by makaveli902: 7:13pm On Oct 16, 2023
You should have gone for solar, use energy saving bulbs and you good to go. Forget about A . C for now, there are solar powered Fans that will do well, what is most important that your laptop is working if you say you really work from home



TheOldGods:
Nobody is talking about the big Elephant in the room, which is lack of electricity. This week I've spent 58,000 naira on fuel for my generator for work, that is full tank for alot of cars every week, and the car owners are complaining, what about us that need Electricity to work.

I barely get 6 hours of electricity, I tried buying solar, but the conditions are too much, turn off this, turn this on, don't use this bulb. Mehn, plus I can't turn on AC while working.

Since my work is from home I decided to buy a laptop worth 1million here on Nairaland (thanks to Nairaland) just to ease my work, atleat I get 4 hours of break in severe heated room with my laptop.

How else can someone survive in this country with this low electricity, is there any state that is better? Or is it a must I have to travel to another African country just to get simple electricity to work. My generator just went off and my fuel gone, that why I came here to rant. I'm going to buy feul at 615 naira per litre cry
Crime / Re: Kwara Poly Students Killed Adeniyi Ojo, A Club Owner In Hotel Room by makaveli902: 4:45pm On Oct 12, 2023
RapistOnBail:
Without remorse...

WITHOUT REMORSE - Written by Tom Clancy. Have you read it?
Sports / Re: Eden Hazard's Records At Chelsea by makaveli902: 10:25pm On Oct 10, 2023
obembet:


Eden Hazard is massive talent! 🌟

Man was supposed to be the next best thing in football. Had more to give in football, but still, had an illustrious career.
Won almost every trophy he competed in. King! [s]He's far better than some players who wear No. 10 that can no survive without FIFA and Referee support [/s] grin grin grin

Everything about is fraud. He go to America and stil scam them there

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Car Talk / Re: What I Saw Written On A Tricycle! by makaveli902: 2:34pm On Oct 08, 2023
ahnie:
Funny advertising inscription I saw written on a tricycle.

Is he really looking for a wife or he's just catching cruise?

Even if he's serious with his request,do you think any lady is Gon give him a chance,not minding that he's a tricycle rider.

Do you reside in Delta State?
Family / Re: Wife Gifts Her Husband Her Entire Savings (pics/video) by makaveli902: 11:35pm On Oct 07, 2023
Offpoint1:
Money she's still going to get back in 10 folds.

Women are naturally designed to receive, don't be deceive.

You are not far from the truth, to receive money and dick.
NYSC / Re: 8 NYSC Members Kidnapped In Zamfara, Yet No Public Outrage - Bukarti by makaveli902: 2:45pm On Oct 07, 2023
Because Namibia is mostly a desert 🏝️
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



Namibia is one of the world’s emptiest countries.

It has a bigger landmass than 39 African countries, but has a population of 2.6 million.

On Sundays, towns seem like ghost towns.
Often, you drive for 1 hour without seeing another car.

You might be the only customer in a bar.


shocked
Politics / Re: Kaduna Gov Order's Probe Into Mosque Killing by makaveli902: 9:16am On Sep 30, 2023
When will they probe Church Killings?
Travel / Re: Do All English Speaking Africa Countries Understand Pidgin English? by makaveli902: 8:55pm On Sep 28, 2023
illicit:


Patois is not pidgin, it is a Creole ( like a mother tongue)

Any body that speaks a standard variety of a language might understand it's pidgin because Most of the vocabulary of the pidgin version are from the parent stock

If u tell any English speaker that 'I no want problem'. They will understand what u mean, no matter the country

I am a Linguist


Pidgin is already a mother tongue in the Niger Delta.
Family / Re: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by makaveli902: 2:12pm On Sep 27, 2023
Camberlo:
Well done brother for that bravery act.

I will advise you get enough garlic, pill then all and spread it around your premise.

Also, you can get dried bones and burn it on fire it will cast away snakes.

Also, make sure you flush your toilets with enough salts monthly basis.
Family / Re: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by makaveli902: 2:10pm On Sep 27, 2023
meum:
Those days of Snakeland 😂

If you know you know

Lalasticlala has retired! cool
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Rocking Saudi Arabia's National Attire (Photos) by makaveli902: 12:43am On Sep 25, 2023
erad:


This is funny.
Do you even have any idea how Christianity spread all over the world?
How was it spread in Africa?
It started with education, then economic assistance, then what next? Religion.
If any religion is to be accused of dubiously converting people, it's definitely Christianity.[b][/b]

Don't start what you know nothing about.

If any religion is to be accused of forcefully converting people, it's definitely Islam.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Rocking Saudi Arabia's National Attire (Photos) by makaveli902: 12:37am On Sep 25, 2023
Jideji:
What does the knife symbolize

Go and check the flag of Saudi Arabia.🇸🇦
Romance / Re: This Is The Biggest Cucumber I Have Ever Had! ( Pics ins.) by makaveli902: 1:21pm On Sep 24, 2023
It is big, am sure it will fit in well.

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Health / Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by makaveli902: 1:12pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

Bro, there many types of milk.
Evaporated Milk
Whole Milk
Condensed Milk
Skimmed Milk and so on. Always check the label to know which one you are buying. Evaporated and Whole Milk are more common and contains a high level of Lactose.
You can go for Skimmed Milk it contains the least amount of Lactose, but is not common l.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need Mortuary Job by makaveli902: 4:30pm On Sep 21, 2023
This one that you are eager to recover what you have lost, I hope you are not a skull 💀 miner?
YourBestWriter:
Good day everyone here. Please I need mortuary job anywhere in Nigeria with accommodation. At the moment I am eager to recover everything I have lost over the years, and a job in the mortuary as a mortician is what I am asking for.

Presently I am in onitsha, but i can relocate to anywhere in Nigeria as long as there is accommodation. Please guys kindly link me up.

God bless you all.

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