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once upon a time, i was OP, excited about my bitch giving birth and having litters all around....whatever happened to that guy

ITbomb:
Season of pictures

Before 2006, only very few people knew how the outside of Aso Rock looks like, photos were not allowed for security purposes (sic).

Now the dullard dey post selfie inside Aso Rock toilet

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I was hoping to see someone give you a sensible reply but since no one did, I will ...the whole plan of the white house can be downloaded online, doesn't make it less secure than it is, and do you know why , its a public building. Stop thinking like a 16th century king with a castle

The problem is the official route is always officially difficult, I have bn on this case since December 2013 , people will naturally take the unofficial route.

Just in case your car has been cannibalised anyways, you look under your hood and you see wires( spaghettis) cris crossing all over, then i am sorry no scanner would be able to read such a vehicle system, Auto Electricians aka "re wire" sometimes do more harm than good on car systems.

Yeah right...

Car troubles are inevitable, Cars are machines, machines breaks down...today's cars are more like computers on wheels. there is a computer that controls ignition . spark and other engine functions to peripherals like body system etc, when you encounter a drivability problem, like engine jerking , under-performance and the likes. it is always better to run an auto scan on the engine or any part you may suspect is the cause of the problem.



advantages includes that it would in the long run save you money, your mechanic won't have to do guess work as he can now pin point exactly where the problem is coming from, some faults are majorly computer electronic in nature, only a scan tool can fix it....So Guys, running a scan should be the first step in fixing so many car problems



To run a scan on any part of your vehicle system, Call Biodun on 08176939486.

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All cars have been sold but to get proper fuel treatment for your engines, call 08176939486. Xtreme Fuel Treatment

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Getting Househelp these days is becoming more dangerous by the day, these kids would be found alive and well Insha Allah

stories like this just confirms the recent pronouncement that 21 million nigerians suffer from some sort of mental illness

These are indeed dangerous times, The picture of that lady on the ground breaks my heart...Those robbers are cursed already


Nigerians, in these times we all have to be security conscious, gun wielding thugs can attack anywhere at anytime, especially with political rallys and the likes, once you hear sporadic gunshots and it is close to where you are, you best bet is to lie on the ground...stop whatever you are doing and lay flat on the ground, bullets travel fast, the gun man wont lie down to shoot...May God protect us all.





Police do your work, Those guys must be smoked out. they must not escape Justice, This is actually the first successful robbery of a Bank in Lagos for about 7 years, Lagos Police have kind of relaxed and only go after Okada and Danfo drivers and occasional skirmishes with area boys, it is a rude awakening indeed.

all the vehicles shown here except the Yaris has been sold.














Meanwhile i would be giving tips on how to get your money's worth...Getting the best out of your Vehicle..Watch this Space.

As I go about today’s business, I do so angrily...I had to wake up earlier than usual this morning, not just so I can beat the usual everlasting traffic but so I can get to the service station early enough to go queue for Fuel, where else does this happen if not Nigeria. It is often said that a nation deserves the kind of leaders it gets, Nigeria has been unfortunate to be blessed (or cursed) with the worst kind anywhere in the World but the beauty of democracy is that the people get to choose their leaders. 2015 gives us a another opportunity to effect Change, try something different because obviously the last 16 years has not worked for us as expected, if for any reason in the unlikely event that the PDP and especially Mr Jonathan is returned as President, then I would conclude that the majority of us are just plain stupid.
How can anyone in their right sense want the PDP continue to lead us astray in this country, how can a sixth largest producer of crude continue to depend on imports for its domestic needs allowing capital flight and putting the naira under pressure, thus the naira would always be tied to the value of crude and other related indices, not one refinery has been built and even the ones we have are not functional, yet billions of dollars has been allocated for their periodic ritual called turn-around maintenance, billions of dollars has been spent on improving electricity but yet the situation is actually getting worse by the day, Securing lives and property which is a primary function of the government has been left to rot so much so everywhere in Nigeria is constantly under some form of security threat, the North East being the worst hit. Millions of able and qualified young people do not have jobs and fall victim to scammers that would fleece them of money they do not have, even the government scammed them too killing about 20 of them in the process. Again I ask. How can anyone in their right sense want this administration to continue for another four years, is it that they hate Nigeria so much they would rather see it fail.
A lot of stupid folks (let’s just admit it, there are a lot of really dumb people in this country) would point to some regular function of government as achievements as if persons in power are doing some kind of favour to Nigerians, They begged to be elected not to move around in one annoying convoy but to hit the ground running and work to fix the rot in the system, or is it Mr Okechukwu that should fix the road to his village, or Dangote should lay rail tracks from Lagos to Kano, and also provide jobs and electricity and hospitals to everybody . these are not even the kind of achievements any responsible government should be showcasing in 2015 but again this is Nigeria where mediocrity is applauded, I even take it as an insult to intelligent people when I see a government official cutting some ribbon just because a new road has been constructed or a hospital has been built, in saner climes, events like this go unnoticed because that is what is expected. What we should be discussing is how to make life more comfortable for the people and not promises upon promises of basic amenities where even less endowed nations have taken for granted years ago. Places like Dubai in about 10 years transformed from a little more than a desert outpost to a world class city, The PDP led Federal Government has spent sixteen years in power and trillions in naira with very little to show for it and sadly There are still citizens that would want them to have another four years. Yes they make silly excuses that the rot didn’t start with the present occupier and that it would certainly take a while before things can be fixed. Agreed but what has he done to change the tides, he has shown that he is same of the same as he has not done differently from his predecessors should we then continue with his obvious lack of competence because things have been bad before he got there, if this is not the height of absolute stupidity, then I don’t know what is.
For the sake of National sanity, I would ask that we try something different, a new party, a different ideology where the corrupt and the stealers of our commonwealth will know no peace headed by a President who would spend valuable time trying to convince us that stealing is not corruption but by one who has a known reputation for abhorring corruption, I have not for once thought the APC would magically transform the country in their first few years because that would make me equally stupid, but as governance is in continuum , I have no doubt that it is a good place to start and if they also fail to live beyond expectations, we can use the power we have to also vote them out, right now. The PDP has failed, we (Dumbos and Elites alike) would all be done for if they manage to retain leadership after May 29.

As I go about today’s business, I do so angrily...I had to wake up earlier than usual this morning, not just so I can beat the usual everlasting traffic but so I can get to the service station early enough to go queue for Fuel, where else does this happen if not Nigeria. It is often said that a nation deserves the kind of leaders it gets, Nigeria has been unfortunate to be blessed (or cursed) with the worst kind anywhere in the World but the beauty of democracy is that the people get to choose their leaders. 2015 gives us a another opportunity to effect Change, try something different because obviously the last 16 years has not worked for us as expected, if for any reason in the unlikely event that the PDP and especially Mr Jonathan is returned as President, then I would conclude that the majority of us are just plain stupid.
How can anyone in their right sense want the PDP continue to lead us astray in this country, how can a sixth largest producer of crude continue to depend on imports for its domestic needs allowing capital flight and putting the naira under pressure, thus the naira would always be tied to the value of crude and other related indices, not one refinery has been built and even the ones we have are not functional, yet billions of dollars has been allocated for their periodic ritual called turn-around maintenance, billions of dollars has been spent on improving electricity but yet the situation is actually getting worse by the day, Securing lives and property which is a primary function of the government has been left to rot so much so everywhere in Nigeria is constantly under some form of security threat, the North East being the worst hit. Millions of able and qualified young people do not have jobs and fall victim to scammers that would fleece them of money they do not have, even the government scammed them too killing about 20 of them in the process. Again I ask. How can anyone in their right sense want this administration to continue for another four years, is it that they hate Nigeria so much they would rather see it fail.
A lot of stupid folks (let’s just admit it, there are a lot of really dumb people in this country) would point to some regular function of government as achievements as if persons in power are doing some kind of favour to Nigerians, They begged to be elected not to move around in one annoying convoy but to hit the ground running and work to fix the rot in the system, or is it Mr Okechukwu that should fix the road to his village, or Dangote should lay rail tracks from Lagos to Kano, and also provide jobs and electricity and hospitals to everybody . these are not even the kind of achievements any responsible government should be showcasing in 2015 but again this is Nigeria where mediocrity is applauded, I even take it as an insult to intelligent people when I see a government official cutting some ribbon just because a new road has been constructed or a hospital has been built, in saner climes, events like this go unnoticed because that is what is expected. What we should be discussing is how to make life more comfortable for the people and not promises upon promises of basic amenities where even less endowed nations have taken for granted years ago. Places like Dubai in about 10 years transformed from a little more than a desert outpost to a world class city, The PDP led Federal Government has spent sixteen years in power and trillions in naira with very little to show for it and sadly There are still citizens that would want them to have another four years. Yes they make silly excuses that the rot didn’t start with the present occupier and that it would certainly take a while before things can be fixed. Agreed but what has he done to change the tides, he has shown that he is same of the same as he has not done differently from his predecessors should we then continue with his obvious lack of competence because things have been bad before he got there, if this is not the height of absolute stupidity, then I don’t know what is.
For the sake of National sanity, I would ask that we try something different, a new party, a different ideology where the corrupt and the stealers of our commonwealth will know no peace headed by a President who would spend valuable time trying to convince us that stealing is not corruption but by one who has a known reputation for abhorring corruption, I have not for once thought the APC would magically transform the country in their first few years because that would make me equally stupid, but as governance is in continuum , I have no doubt that it is a good place to start and if they also fail to live beyond expectations, we can use the power we have to also vote them out, right now. The PDP has failed, we (Dumbos and Elites alike) would all be done for if they manage to retain leadership after May 29.

There is a reason why this election is about GMB/PYO...it is either you are for them or against them, isn't it curious that an incumbent President isn't the main personality to discuss in an election year !

Just because Fani Kayode can speak well doesn't mean he makes a lot of sense, actually he doesn't.

For the Love of Nigerians

The Initial title I had in mind was “For the love of Nigeria” but I quickly realised that some people love Nigeria albeit for the wrong reasons, some have benefited so much from the system so much so; they would rather die than see Nigeria change. To these sets of persons, Nigeria is a land flowing with milk and honey, thus you would understand why they would want the status quo to remain. They Love Nigeria as it is.
But if you love Nigerians, you can’t help but want a new direction for the majority of your countrymen who are in dire need of help, consider those without any hope for the future because they lack a proper education, those unfortunate souls that continue to suffer up north, some have been killed, others are in refugee camps, thousands die every day because our hospitals are not well equipped and doctors are not motivated to give their best. I could go on and on. Certainly we need a new direction, a new way of doing things, we need Change!
I am not under the illusion that a certain General Buhari and his party the APC would come, wave around some sort of magical wand and everything would be set aright in a few weeks or even months…absolutely not, but I am damn sure it is a good place to start. A quote I would like to refer to here is “Only a mad person would continue to do something the same way and expect a different result”, we have tried the PDP in the centre for 16 years, isn’t it about time we tried something different. I know a lot of us would agree with me that stealing is indeed corruption and that corruption is the foundation of all our problems , then you would agree that we need a man known for abhorring corruption rather than a man that has repeatedly made it known that corruption is not such a big deal, Again, isn’t it curious that under all the cacophony of political mudslinging, facts and outright lies that has characterised this year’s electioneering, do we not find it bunkum that the PDP has made the main discuss of this elections the mundane and not the real issues facing Nigerians, they have made the certificate purportedly earned over 50 years ago the issue, they have become history teachers telling anyone who cares to listen what a General Buhari did or didn’t do for the total of 20 months he was in power,30 years ago the issue, in their desperation they have even resorted to outright lies to smear the image of their opponent while totally ignoring to make clear to Nigerians what they have achieved in the last 16 years of their leadership or in the almost six years of the Jonathan Presidency and why they deserve to continue in office beyond May 29 2015. These and many more reasons are why I along with millions of young Nigerians, both home and abroad are interested in seeing General Muhammadu Buhari become the President of Nigeria in 2015, he is not the messiah that would come and take away all our troubles as he is just one man, but I have no doubt in my mind that he would build a much better team that would assist him in building a new Nigeria we can all be proud of.

For the love of Nigerians, go out on the 14th of Febuhari which is incidentally lover’s day, armed not with guns or machetes but with your PVC and vote General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) of the APC as Nigeria’s next President.

I don't believe any sensible Nigerian takes the likes of this lady, her husband and their fellow brigades seriously, the country is in dire need of a new direction and she is here spewing some stories for the gods, that the gods themseleve would find quite senseless


No one can stop an idea whose time has come #change

Terrible evil people everywhere....these times are indeed scary...reasons why i believe the death penalty should never be expunged from our constitution, some people do not deserve to live

resty4:
GEAJ all d way. Absolute NO 2 sharia,supporter of APC, islamic APC.

Silly people like you, after exhausting all known,unknown and plausible excuses have decided to throw up this religious gamble, i laugh at your folly...Nigerians are wnot fools...Sai Buhari

Nice...

Shout out to the Initiator of this thread...nice one, i laaaav pictures...any picture is worth my sight...the kind of guy peeps be looking at funny because he brought out his phone to snap something on a busy road on a tuesday afternoon...yeap that's me



Some of us just have the eyes to see "something" worth taking a picture..

Snapped these today at the Ndubuisi Kanu Park at Alausa, Lagos

Htc desire 600

Atiku is a No No for me, too many baggage. Buhari is not perfect, No one is...but buhari is one man you can be sure will not condone corruption, Mr Jonathan believes corruption is not our biggest problem, buhari believes corruption is the root of all the evils bedeviling this country, you see the distinction therein, he May not be an expert on economic matters, that why the APC would support him with brilliant minds that can turn the nation around, and this would be easier to achieve if the head of government is a man that would fight corruption and reduce government waste,prioritise government spending on projects and programmes that would benefit the generality of Nigerians, not 1 billion naira food per year, or having 10 jets in the presidential fleet or the latest joke of budgeting over 9 billion naira to buy stoves...Chaiii, what a government we have in Abuja

Sai Buhari, i join in saying!!!

Interesting...i would enjoy how events would continue to unfold in days to come..

..I wanted to write an epistle of why i believe the biggest mistake APC would be making is if they do not elect Buhari as their Presidential Candidate, but after today's driving, (i did some inter state driving things), i am just too tired, instead i would like fellow nairalanders to contribute and show to those that are still undecided why we believe GMB should be Nigeria's next President, while supporters f the Jonathan administration have some of the most ridiculous(IMO) reasons why they want GEJ till 2019, Lets engage them intellectually and show them why a Buhari Presidency is better for us all.There is a good reason why out of all opposition candidates, Buhari is the one that the PDP has spent the most energy trying to demonize, from lies of him being a religious bigot, to claims that he was responsible for 2011 post election violence, they have thrown every thing imaginable on him hoping something will stick.. Unfortunately for them, nothing seems to stick, he's the Teflon Don but in a most incorruptible way.his time is now, i never voted for him in previous elections but this time, he is assured of my vote, the biggest mistake APC would make is not fielding GMB as its Presidential Candidate...so that Mr Jonathan can finally retire to Otuoke and let real men handle the affairs of this country.

Note : Anti Buhari nairalanders are also welcome to highlight why they believe Buhari should never be Nigeria's President, but please all these tired ones(like his age, he's a boko haram sympathizer, religious bigot...blah blah blah) are stale already, give better reason without resulting to needless insults and the all too familiar demonisation of the General.(rtd)

When some of you people write GEJ till 2019, on what basis r u writing it, is it because he has performed excellently well or, the economy hasn't been this good, there is security of lives and property, healthcare is now world class, i really do not understand a lot of Nigerians ...Dude has shown times without numbers that he is not capable to continue to pilot the affairs of this country, that he even has supporters ( as in those not paid to sing his praises o) beats me hollow, i just don't get it..

diepreyefrank:
Too many fools here, were u the one who lifted him to that throne? Nonsense...

i would forgive your idiocy as long as you are at most 12 years old, because the question you just asked has no bearing on this write up right here, sensible minds please.