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Politics › Re: Generator Sets Take Over Filling Stations In Lagos by makizee(m): 9:05pm On Mar 11, 2016
I think common sense needs to be applied, we all know how every household has a generator so why won't they just sell to people in Jerrycans.
Food › Re: Before You Take Canned Drinks Again, Read This!! by makizee(m): 10:40pm On Mar 10, 2016
It's funny how someone can just come up with something, make a story up...make it sound really scary and give the much needed warning...i googled this ish and from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leptospirosis it is not as bad as where this OP got this story from and it is not peculiar to canned drinks and it is rare and people that may have died from it is also negligible...read up and make your conclusions



Another reason why i almost always second guess anything i read online.
Politics › Re: Did The National Assembly Finally Okay The Increase In Electricity Tariff? by makizee(m): 6:36pm On Mar 10, 2016
Firstly, The National assembly does not have the authority to give such direction...most of them are clowns anyway so they wouldn't know where their power stop or begin
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Politics › Re: Another 15-year Child In Kaduna Kidnapped And Forced Conversion To Islam by makizee(m): 11:12pm On Mar 07, 2016
I really do not understand the fixation on teenage girls by some of these people...This is Unislamic, Unsharia - ic . i really do not know what sort of laws the make for themselves up north
Romance › Re: Less Sex In Marriages by makizee(op):
kilode100:
Your guy is a terrible Lay, That's Why!

No woman on earth, can deny a man that know his onions in the sack..

That was how I dated one guy one time, after sex, you will think I got run over by a trailer.. I tolerated him because he was generous... If I come marry am, I go deny am sex before he kill me.

It is not by muscle biko.
But he wasn't a terrible lay before marriage ehn ?...they were having it steady while dating and babe was up to the task then, did you miss that part ? besides...it seems to be a re occurring decimal in marriages these days.
Car Talk › Re: Who Taught You How To Drive? by makizee(op): 11:08pm On Mar 07, 2016
i remember Pops (May Allah have mercy on his Soul) taught Mumma who later became an even better driver than him. funny thing is they will start the lesson, all smiles and all and return home frowning..lol



It is not easy teaching your wife how to drive mehn
Car Talk › Who Taught You How To Drive? by makizee(op): 9:01pm On Mar 07, 2016
Driving is not in built (or in born) like drinking, sucking..graduate to walking etc which do not need to be taught. You have to learn how to drive..
I was driving earlier today when one crase okada man almost made me commit manslaughter, he made a sudden turn into my lane and if not for good reflex , i might have just crushed the silly dude and i will be the bad guy. so this prompted this topic that thank goodness i am a preety good driver (i believe) and i thought about my earlier days driving and who even taught me sef. i realized nobody really taught me how to drive but i learnt by watching, my elder bros were doing me shakara and while in secondary school, what gingered me to really go all out was when i discovered my bebeto younger bro was getting better at driving than me...e no fit happen.

I took the bull by the horn and 15 years later, i teach people (all babes, ain't no dude got time to be teaching a fellow dude wink)i think i am the best driver in my family now (some of my folks will surely disagree)...Long distance driving gives me joy.


So the question is who taught you how to drive and how was it
Romance › Less Sex In Marriages by makizee(op):
....Was speaking with a recently married friend about how it feels to be a married man, he said it was alright, makes him feel like he has to be more responsible with spending money (wifey ain't working yet) but that it seems wifey is giving him less sex now that they are married. T( they ain't planning to have kids yet ) so it kinda validated my point that girlfriends seem to give more sex to guys until you make it official...dude told me when they were still dating, bae was always down for anything but now that they got married...she sometimes claim to be not in the mood (her faithfulness is not in doubt ) but she just seems to be like shebi we don marry, you no fit kill me and my guy na stallion and he doesn't want to start cheating this early in the marriage ( not that he plans to in the future wink )

which brings me to the question, why do ladies think because it has now become official , they do not need to put out as much as they use to before marriage, i personally think single guys seems to be getting laid more than their married counterparts, an average guy want sex like errday mehn...ladies out there..why una dey do like so.



later, y'all blame the poor dude for seeking it outside.
Politics › Re: The Photoshop That Fooled 170 Million Nigerians by makizee(m): 8:41pm On Mar 06, 2016
I have written some really intelligent opinions and articles , non ever made front page but this fuckery does !
Romance › Re: ADVICE On The Best Gift To Give An EX On Her Wedding. by makizee(m): 10:49pm On Mar 02, 2016
You already said she said you should show up at the wedding if you have nothing against her, why then don't you just do as she asked...show up, make sure she sees you, wish her and her hubby well, have a nice time, eat jollof, drink red wine and go home...it is not a must you must give her a gift that may be misunderstood.



NB :But really, is it that some of us cannot think and have to come to nairaland for advice, i do not think i'll ever come here to see advice on anything whatsoever...when friends and families never finish.
Crime › Ese Oruru's Case : Views From A Bigot by makizee(op): 9:40pm On Mar 02, 2016
Yunusa Yellow has committed statutory rape simply because Ese Oruru was and is still a minor when he decided to take her to kano, call it elopment, kidnapping, it really doesnt matter and if he is above the age of eighteen , he should be prosecuted for it . SIMPLE



....Here is where it gets murky


Bigots are having a field day spilling out their vile and hatred and demonising a tribe and a religion on 1.6 billion people all because of the attrocities of one man, Over the last couple of days I grew tired of hearing "Na so them dey do for North they like small small girls" over the action of one man, we have heard over and over again about how Priests molest little boys but does that make every Christian a child molester huh Reverend King has being found guilty of terrible crime of human sacrifise ( abi setting someone on fire doesn't qualify) but you do not see anyone calling christians rapist just because a Rev King did the crime, Rev King a Christian was flogging&setting pple on fire. We attacked him as a person. Why can't we face Yinusa &leave other Muslims out of it. Again let's consider the abduction of three Lagos school girls had happened in Kano for example, i am sure some men ( and women)of questionable intellect would have come here to say probably the emir ordered their kidnapping to keep his harem full as suggested by a certain Femi Fani Kayode. Alot of you are bigots and you don't know it. It takes issues like Ese's to expose you lot

I have being taken aback by insults directed at muslims and northerners ( even forgetting that the north has a large christian population) all because of the action of one man, isn't it baffling that prominent muslim bodies have come out to denounce what yunusa did as unislamic, it is not allowed in Islam for marriage to be forced or without parental consent at ANY AGE, else it is considered ZINA (fornication) yet these bigots would rather believe this not to be the case and muslims most love them young when in fact we all know what part(s) of the country you are more likely to get teenage pregnancy, baby factories and all sorts. Again before i fall into the same sorry mindset of bigots, it doesnt make the people of these regions all teenage pregnancy loving, baby factory developers neither doesnt make all of them promiscuous.



My point is we can all do better than attaching any crime or criminal activity to a tribe or religion, There is already too much mutual suspicion in the country, it doesn't need more fuel.



Purge yourselves y'all.
Politics › Re: Press Briefing Of Ese Oruru In Abuja by makizee(m): 8:44pm On Mar 02, 2016
Cuteamigo1:
been following this story and I can't help but say it has really been an eye opener on how much the north is hated. many people commenting trash even without getting full details as to what happened. am waiting to hear from ese and yinusa himself before I make any further comment.
it's nothing but the most vile form of bigotry, take the case of the abducted school girls in Lagos for instance, it is not trending on twitter and no one has started accusing yoruba's of being paedophiles ..now turn the table and let's say it happened in the north...
Business › Re: Mobile Cook: Man Fries Eggs By Moving From Place To Place by makizee(m): 8:04pm On Feb 27, 2016
Not Nigerian Though
Politics › Re: Governor Ambode Receives Delegates From Barcelona Club At Lagos State House.PICS by makizee(m): 8:41pm On Feb 22, 2016
feedthenation:
Why can't Lagos state govt devlop a local team that will be supported by lagosians?
At the end of the day, talents will be taken from Nigeria, to further make Barcelona a great club from people buying into Barcelona's merchandise...it's all about marketing and having a global influence to the detriment of the local league.
No world class football team is developed by government simply because government has no business setting up a football club and running it with tax payers money, all they need do is do set up a conducive environment for such to prosper which LASG as done quite well, the fruit of such labour is that now Ikorodu FC and MFM, both privately owned clubs and lagos based now play in the Nigerian Premier league
Family › Re: Bayelsa Girl Forced To Marry Hausa Muslim Lover by makizee(m): 9:54pm On Feb 18, 2016
Irresponsible parenting, what were they watching when their 13 year old daughter started associating with the riff raff, so much he was able to elope with her...

anyways, The Nigerian police or whoever must get that girl back to her parents while the motherfucker be arrested and charged with statutory rape
Travel › Re: Tourism: Forget Dubai,london; Visit Yankari — Bauchi Gov by makizee(m): 8:44am On Feb 18, 2016
PRYCE:
Yankari? This guy's head is in his arsse!

I went to Yankari 3 times in 2015 only... And it doesn't even compare to Dubai 30 years ago when it was still a pile of sand.
Does it make sense comparing a game reserve to a city
Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Visits Alake Of Egbaland (Photos) by makizee(m): 10:02pm On Feb 07, 2016
afonomics:
The hierarchy of a thing by Alake can cause Gobe ooo...
.
my thought exactly
Politics › Re: Female Army Cadet Tortures A Man For Calling Her "Beautiful" by makizee(m): 10:45am On Feb 03, 2016
Never knew complimenting a lady could get one physically abused.
Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Visits Awujale Of Ijebuland (Photos) by makizee(m): 11:31am On Jan 30, 2016
I like what the young Onirisa is doing...its time Nigeria start thinking young
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Brockport Energy Limited Vacancy by makizee(m): 7:55am On Jan 27, 2016
Google is your friend bro..
Politics › Re: Lamorde’s ‘disappearance’ Stalls N1trn Probe – Senate by makizee(m): 11:58pm On Jan 25, 2016
Lamorde has been one EFCC Chairman that looks like the criminals he is supposed to prosecute...Dude is in hiding
Science/Technology › Re: Muzzamil Umar, 21-Year-Old Carmaker From Kebbi - Photos by makizee(m): 10:16pm On Jan 24, 2016
What a Newspaper...Inventor, Cars have been built for almost 200 years, how is this an invention..


Kudos to him anyways
Properties › Re: The Dubai-fication Of Lagos - Hot New Structures Under Construction by makizee(m): 6:20pm On Jan 24, 2016
daveP:
As usual, anytime you hear Lagos these days, it specifically refers to Lagos Island!! This stereotyping is becoming too much. Is the Mainland now worthless for investments?


Funny enough, when disasters happen, its the mainland they'l run to 1st for safety.
Don't look at it that way, all over the world there are parts of a city where high rise buildings are more desirable(Think New York Manhattan, downtown Dubai) owing to the premium cost of Land there, The Mainland is more attractive to the industries and factories not forgetting that there are parts of the mainland with high rise buildings too (Bank Anthony Maryland, Opebi axis) ...The mainland is huge, it needs more of Infrastructure to meet the need of its teeming, bursting at the seams population than this kind of buildings which are privately driven anyway.




Maybe i will make (or you should) make a thread about Lagos Mainland to balance the equation....Peace
Celebrities › Re: 50 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Most Embarrassing Moments Ever by makizee(m): 5:01pm On Jan 24, 2016
This just shows there are a number of ...for want of a better word... "dumb" people in Nigeria that cannot differentiate reality from the fiction they watch on Tv
Education › Re: See Picture Of A Classroom In Nigeria In 1950 by makizee(m): 4:38pm On Jan 24, 2016
Lie, This is not Nigeria
Celebrities › Re: Pasuma Presents Daughter A Car On Her 25th Birthday (Photos) by makizee(m): 7:14pm On Jan 23, 2016
There is no brand new toyota matrix in 2016....Production stopped in 2013 i believe and this model is the 2005/06 model...Definitely toks but congrats to her anyways, she looks smashable
Politics › Re: Courts Nullifies 81 Elections, Upturns 15 Others, Says INEC by makizee(m): 7:49pm On Jan 20, 2016
Why are some not too smart people blaming Jega, Blame your desperate Politicians and supporters, there is only so much a Jega can do
Politics › Re: Arms Scandal: Jonathan Still Owing Me N180m –Anenih by makizee(m): 10:19am On Jan 17, 2016
I believe people that still call Jonathan their hero, best President ever must have some sort of mental disorder

That is the only valid excuse i can come up with.
Celebrities › Re: My Wife Said I Look Like Tekno!hope She Is Not Deceiving Me? by makizee(m): 12:20pm On Jan 16, 2016
All these i look like people sef, Una get complex...i knew a guy that really looks like P diddy and i once told him...Chairman, You know you look like Diddy, Dude looks at me, smiles and replies I don't look like Diddy, Diddy looks like me... Now that is a man with pride.

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