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Born , bred and buttered in Lagos, lived all my life in Lagos, don't think I've bn out of Lagos for a month straight...it's lagos for me mehn

Well, am not married but I taught a girlfriend and her elder sister sef, it took a lot of effort and a truckload of patience (not jonathan)..funny enough, I didn't scream at any of them, now my girl don turn expert for driving while her now married sis just has to keep on learning from her husby...so I think I try small

So I'd advice every man to try it, there may be shouts and screams and a few tears in between but it's an experience worth having..I remember when my dad use to teach mumma how to drive, they would go out smiling and come back home boning each other (dem don fight b dat) but now mehn, mom is a way better driver than pops, no try that woman o.

Forgive me all girls with really close bff's but there is something about waje and omawunmi dt makes me think.. Hmmmn, is there more to this..I remember omawunmi wuz on beat fm to promote one of her singles and waje came along, they are so close , cud they be lesbys or maybe cuz they are from same side, naijadelta things..girls am just thinking aloud here o

as me no kukuma no get village, na to waka pass remain

Mr ibu or ibru actually stole this piece from an online forum (ayaf proof) but it does not take away from the message sha, for those that read vanguard newspaper on monday, this was the most liked comment on their online version.

...I am really proud of this young generation, am a man of 89 years and am amazed most of the repondents on this thread agree that our native language must not die and you are making a concious effort of making it so, this was an oppourtunity my generation missed..God bless you all (including the atheists amongst you)

Ofcuz they do, you would too if u werew stuck in that boring dark place, nothing to do but just wait for 9 long months awaiting delivery

It is just a matter of time before this poster will post " how drinking water will lead you to hell fire"

It is just a matter of time.

@OP yes o, it is perfectly normal, in short with me it is an everyday occurance, I see them every where, at work, when coming home, when going to work early in the morning, faces looking sollen, with grim and ghoulish smile, barely making it through, some are as tired as f..k while others are just stoned from drug abuse. At the street corners selling their souls through their bodies(ghostly ashewos)..country hard o.they are dead people walking...also known as Nigerians!

Well, aw about we look at ds from another angle,Nigerians are generally rude and what you ditch out is what u get, some customers are also very rude with the way they adress these people, because you have paid for something doesn't mean you can treat them like trash..(No one would take that) bleep dt "customer is always right sh..t"..it is just a circle of rudeness dt keeps going aound, I for one hardly have met a rude and agressive customer care person because even when am vexed about their services, I still manage to be polite(the cute smiley face helps) with my manner of aproach..botomline is respect is reciprocal

stuhporh: I am CHRISTIAN, but i cant say the same u said about Muslims making heaven or not. After all am not GOD. i can only say to my muslim Brothers to try JESUS CHRIST.

What most chistians don't know and fail to undersand is that muslims know Jesus, we believe in his message(his real not alterated msg) and his miracles, all these he is able to do with the will of Allah, dare I say we know him better than those that claim to be his followers..

nenepea: Many NL are just like this Dr. Please get hold of Prof's book and read. Stop showing your ignorance on this social media site

Na like ds una dey fail jamb, the doctor is not trying to discredit prof achebe's book since he hasn't even read it, he is simply saying facts he knows as a historian to point out very little blame if any should be directed to the outsider (awo) and dt the ibo should look inward, he doesn't have to read the prof's book to know these facts

[quote author=Mr. Globe]I guess Yoruba people finally have another fantasy from an indian hemp smoker to be happy about. This clown said he was discussing with fasheun about igbo presidency. what an iddiot. @Andre since you said you know this fool, tell him to shut up, both him and his opinions are irrelevant. maybe he is feeding on the bossoms of Tinubu or falseun and trying to keep his job. Looks like he is trying so hard to impress falseun. This bastaard fake doctor needs to be stoned to death for the sake of 3 million pregnant women and kids starved by awolowo. His name has been noted for the dustbins of igbo race. lying against truth to score cheap point. fool.[/quote]This repeated quote accusing Awolowo of starving ibos during is quite riduculous, wair was ur combatant supposed to give you a balanced diet comparable to what would obtain in a five star hotel abi.., the guy on the opposing side is supposed to make sure you are well fed, so you can continue to fight him, yes, Awo said it himself that there was a total blockade when the Nigerian government discovered that the food meant for civilians were hijacked by the soldiers(which would just unneccessarily prolong the war, just as pres truman decided to use the a bomb on japan to try end ww2) and the elites of Biafra, achebe and ojukwu inclusive, how come they and their families and cronies did not suffer any effects..to my ibo brethren, ur enemies are within Iboland.

I disagree with desola, the difference between us and animals is the ability of self control, yes this country justice system is messed up but if we were all to take matters into our own hand (like animals)...then we would all be in a very sorry state.

obadiah777: I ONLY FIGHT WORTHY BATTLES. FIGHTING OVER MATERIAL GOODS IS NOT A WORTHY BATTLE TO ME.

This guy sef, abeg..the man fought to protect his family and not material sturvs that you have bn hammering on, a brave person will only die once but a coward would die a thousand times...needless to add which category you may belong to

ujuka: Islam is not a religiön of peace expect in yorubaland cos i knw dat they are not even true muslims

Who are you to say who true muslims are or not, I tire for your type o

inurmind: Oh really? If muslims would be the first to fight whoever made a mockery of Jesus, or rather Isa, how come U guys didn't move a muscle when the davici code came out? Or when all the comics and prints that are DAILY made to mock Jesus are released.
Please don't think u are deceiving anybody.
There has never been and will probably never be any peace between two religions that each think they are the only supreme and true religion.

Ehhhm, probably because most people that mock jesus christ are either christians themselves or nominal christians,it is not on record that a muslim is the authour of such mockery,maybe a jew or other non muslim, so when you don't take your supposed "Lord" why should your neighbour now fight for
PS: in Islam, jesus christ(asw) is as revered as Muhammad(saw) so no true muslim would dare insult jesus (Isa)

Slimboy94: we are nt talking about laptop here u still haven't answered my question
can ur e5 open a pdf file straight with its browser without the use of any application

I don't even know why the guy u asked the question seems to be dodging it cuz a nokia E5 wey I dey use can and will open a pdf file straight cuz it came wit it from the factory, one dude already posted it's office application showing the pdf icon sef

Lagusta: WHAT I DO WITH MY BLACKBERRY

Antimosquito: drives away mosquitoes within a one yard radius, useful when outside....

Mydoc2pdf converter: converts anything to pdf, I mean it, anything

Zipper: yeah, zip and unzip your files without using a PC, aint that wonderful??

OS7.1: that version can convert your blackberry into a hotspot, network dependent


Games: playtomo, combat ludo, pool, real football 2012.....


Who was that comparing a BB to a nokia E5, can an E5 act as a hotspot for free, can it convert docs to pdf, can it create word, ppt documents, is whatsapp encrypted

Please, gimme a blackberry and I show u a "small but mighty" phone....

Except from bn an hotspot for wifi connectivity, a nokia E5 can do virtually all u listed here,pdf files conversion, word and all dt good sturv...aybe you should check the phone out...I have a bb too though.

goofie: see beef for bb as usual...LWKMD.

its simple.u dont like it, dont use it.

hell i dont like noisy China fones but i dont go bitching about it.

and pls...theres no comparism btw bb chat and whatsaap. whaaasup ddoesnt have expressive emoticons and u dont get to choose ur contacts.

my gen repairer suddenly started chatting wit me on whaasup jst cos i hv his number...for how now

It has emoticons o but I agree on d one of not having a choice ow who connects one on whatsapp though...ur gen repairer na soji man

timbros: Personally my E5 does everything a blackberry will do for any user, including pinging. Yes, pinging cuz i have my Whatsapp

Blackberry? Thanks, but no thanks...

Are u me, u sounded just like me there mehn...- love my nokia E5 die, but the blackberry bug just bit me, funny enough, I hardly ping/bbming .mostly browsing cuz d nature of what I do needs me to be on the interne most times, I do same with my E5 (mostly with wi-fi) cuz my network data charge high small, but with my bb monthly subscription, na to dey browse dey go without worrying too much about data charges

SlyIg: Honestly,Im so tired of this muslims ... This world would have been a very peaceful place without them.

What a dumb statement, u sure know nothing about history because if you did, you would know most acts of violence are not commited by muslims

[quote author=jamil!]Never mind using Nokia E5 it will all the time browse NL and other important site on request.[/quote]I love d E5..propbably d best phone made by nokia...but I finally succumbed to the blackberry bug,just got the curve 7...it is a good phone and since I switched it on, I never switch am of...am not even sure what comes on when I do

teskyg: I quit been a Muslim after the Danish Cartoon riot in the North.I faced a lot of hostility from my Family.Today,I found the real peace in Jesus Christ.Pls,join me.

I must say here that you were not versed enough in the teachings of islam because you based your reason for conversion on a few disgruntled muslims and not the religion of islam itself which is faultless..so when a group of christians also cause havoc somewhere, you would convert to judaism right...

PS : muslims will have faults, they are human afterall but the way of life that is islam is perfect.

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was attending GCE Lesson at one Genius College, Ikeja...ledt the lesson early and saw it break on Channels TV...i first think say na movie o

[quote author=D'Soj]Hypocrites and cheap talk.... So becos person decline chieftancy...he's fit to be president?? Taaaa

I'm not saying Fash is not a good guv, but as far as I'm concerned...Lagos income in comparison to development are nit at par...

And who called Tinubu a thief? Tell me which political leader/pub office holder is not...? Fashola Taaa.
Give me free hand and I'll uncover d ills in Lagos accounts..........[/quote]are people on this thread really steeewpid or they are just acting dummmb, making it seem as if the only reason while posters are saying he is a presidential material is because he refused a chieftaincy title.

PS for Dummies : it is what he has done in Lagos and how he has done it in the last 5years in Lagos.

Cultism is just plain stupid..any one who is a cult member is just a coward, they acquire guns and terrorize other studentsTremove gun matter and some of them can't stand up to anyone)..i think calling them cult members is even an euphemism, they should be addressed as Criminals, hired assasins and armed Robbers, not different from Boko Haramites, they have snuffed out Life of a young Man as if they themselves will never taste Death...Olohun Oba ku suru!

I think some of y'all are getting it twisted though...the question is where is the most expensive place to live and not the most expensive real estate i.e even if you are living rent free and all, your disposable income would be high considering how much is spent on feeding, transportation, utility bills and all...
NOW MY ANSWER : LAGOS NONI...everywhere in Lagos is expensive...especially where i live and work, and the places where i go to play...No where is Cheap in Lagos o