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DMerciful:
Abeg take 20 likes

You are now talking

Ebonyi people seems to have that signature chocolate Skin colour.

DMerciful:
It's not Bubu's fault. You cannot give what you don't have !

Irony of life is that You just got 40 likes on this quote that i was the first to make on this forum, yet i did not even get more than 3 likes for it. You owe me some likes bro. Make we share am

HunterofPigs:
This is how a bastard sounds. Omo àlè lónfowó òsì júwe ilé baba e. Omo àlè ni é.

I dont even understand Yoruba, but i believe it means - bastard that uses his left hand to pint at his father's house.

Kingbet:
Nigerian vs north korea is like super eagle vs Barcelona

Supper Eagles or Shooting Stars?

An #IgboHouseNigger is lurking around

Evaberry:
The only thing to check is

is he religious

does he have sense

is he a sexist/misogynist

is he business oriented

does he know how to save and manage money(cant have a husband who doesn't save it doesn't know how to manage our funds)

lastly does he like anime( I can't be watching anime and 1 human being will be complaining)

You said "only thing" but you listed 6.

Still had White teeth then, He had not swallowed half of Lagos revenue by then.

DSTV Never dies, their Zappa decoder already has Internet port. But i go reason this TSTV oh.

BabaRamota1980:
He mistook them for Yoruba because they had on Yoruba owambe attires. So he played a matching tune.

The moral of the story -
Stop dressing like Yoruba if you dont want to dance to Yoruba tunes.

So they dressed like Yoruba and are still tribalistic?

darkenkach:
This brand is a good reason Why Biafra won't work.

Biafra without Yoruba people will work fine!

mightyhazel:
this is insensitive sir.

Not intended to, but honestly, we have not heard from him in a while now. quite unlike him, we would have inuadiated us with pics and videos of their egwu eke 2

for real, we have not heard from Ipobexposed for some time now, hope he is not one of the 22 dead bodies removed from Kanu's house?

FortifiedCity:
I have known this my babe close to a year now. Well she confesses love to me. But she kinda surprised me when she said that she's scared of losing me: that she is willing to kill me if I ever leave her. I heartily laughed it off.
Just yesterday, she called after I deliberately ignored calling her for 2 days and didn't pick up when she called. She called and was very angry. I had to calm her and she later apologized for her anger.

Then I recalled what she said earlier about killing. Even though I believe I am invincible for any man, do you think her threat is something I should take serious?

Have you seen a woman carry out her threat of killing someone she loves? Please share.

Thanks.

lets wait for the elders

Isnt it time they did reconstructive surgery on her?

pyyxxaro:
THE CAMERA MAN GO DON SPY HER KPEKUS TIRE

SEE AS SHE OPEN AM FOR GROUND MAKE E LOOK

na outside the kpekus or na inside the kpekus person go wan see?

Samsimple:
whether he last 30 secs or one hour he still releases d same sperm... U cant tell his family but u can tell nairaland ha ha ha... I think the problem is with both of u... If its abt d pregnancy then its u bcuz d man released...

Best solution seek help from ur doctor

i dont think so. some of these chikcs falopian tubes needs to be activated by severe piston action for it to take in your swimmers. If not that you are married, i for say make i epp you.

rlauncher:
Igbos set up your kind of business beside you not playing fair like undercutting the prices below cost price level or faking/ adulteration of products with the hope of forcing you out of business, only to return to normal practices and prices when you are gone.They don't care if they sell vulture parts in their soup to you as chickens, so long as they make their money. We all know this.

Most of us Yorubas are either victims or witnesses to these kinds of evil schemes by a lot of Igbo's, but not anymore. We now owns the best electronic shops and Malls in town.

Ofcourse i had to reduce my prices for services done because that was the only way to obtain market share. If you undertand that it took me more than 5 months to save 100k then, then you will understand the sacrifice i made (I suppose that is the issue - Sacrifice). But, it still does not explain other stuff. While the Yoruba guy was selling tickets for 120 per hour, I reduced mine to 100 per hour. under two years, he folded.

The Igbo guy further down the street never reduced his own, it was still 120 all through. I have since increased it back to 120 but understand something, the new guy reduced and kept his at 100, yet i dont really feel the pinch from him, his cafe is smaller than mine anyways and so he cant cater for everyone. The New Igbo guy's cafe is closer to mine than mine was closer to the Yoruba's. Maybe he didnt have the stomach for conpetition, but i dont really think it is just that, there is something else at play. Even on very bad days here, i still meet target.

BTW, by the special grace of God, i make 100k plus every month now.

Finstar:
Please, how can one go forward in this country if all the tribes within are literally against each other?.. Someone said, divided we fall, together we stand. How can you stand together in ONE NIGERIA when deep within, you're miles apart? I'm not an advocate of Biafra, but I think secession will be cool since unity might never exist.




Anyway, check my signature

We are dundees in this country. The United we stand, whay is it not applicable to the people who gave us such refrain? We are already divided along ethnic lines, so why would we not fall?

PapaBrowne:
God shines the sun on all tribes. He also ensures that all tribes have access to air to breathe.
Culture is what determines tribal success. Ibos have an radical entrepreneurial culture and the ephemeral components of that radicalism is what bequeaths success to many Ibos.
But then again, that same reason why Ibos are successful individually is the same reason why they have failed on a collective scale.

what I really mean is that, all parameters being equal, the Igbo still tends to excel better than his opponent. The Yoruba guy " I chased out of the area" he had over 5 years experience in that very location, I came in and in just 2 short years, he folded. it is not like we put a gun on customers heads for them to patronise either of us, so why did I take all his customers? mind you, there is also another cafe owned by an Igbo further down the same street and have been operating longer than the Yoruba guys own before I came in, he is still there and just recently acquired a Lexus. the New one one my other side is still waxing strong, so it is not really about paucity of customer, Yoruba population in the area is just as much if not more in number, so how come the only Yoruba competition there did not survive? Bro, it is not ordinary.

There is something that make Igbos excel, i believe it is God's grace and not really about the level of hussling involved. Take me for instance, I started a cafe just four houses from another cafe owned by a yoruba, he has sinced packed up and moved elsewhere to restart his business, another Igbo opened also another few houses away from mine, we are both thriving and no beef.

we always hear from Lola, what about rudeboy's wife?

IamLEGEND1:
when you make mouth that you're a 35mins man but on the D day your Member no gree cooperate, now you have to explain yourself.

please, how long is long enough? 35 mins for me is just warming up. don't get e wrong, first round is less than 3 mins, but second round can get to 2 hrs non stop. I want to know if I am coming down with something very sinister. I don't even remember when last I did 3rd round cos most often than not, my partner bails after one hour.

Adaumunocha:
That's y I go about with iron pant with lock

have u met iron deeks before?

I blame innoson for this rubbish, time to boycott innoson products

it will be interesting to see what all these Nigerians will do with their hatred once Igbos have been removed from this zoo.

we should be worried abt the false flag operation Britain carried out just before the Nigerian Military attack on IPOB. The so called Tube Terror failed bombing was just to divert the world's attention from what they were really doing in BIAFRA.

Na still first half we dey. Second half never start.