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Romance › Re: My Wife Is Threatening To Continue My Abandoned Building Project by Malawian(m): 10:23am On Jan 01, 2022
House is a very stable investment. You should be happy you have a wife who wants to build with you.

Some squander your money on frivolity and still demand more like they are entitled to it.
Politics › Re: 10 Dead As Navy Storms Kidnappers’ Den, Arrests Five In Anambra by Malawian(m): 4:13pm On Dec 31, 2021
mu2sa2:
Kudos to the security forces.
Kudos kuwa gi onu there. Surprise me, speak another grammar make I see.
Family › Re: The Letter I Got From My Landlord This Morning by Malawian(m): 4:09pm On Dec 31, 2021
Landlord no know Lawyer or quit notice. Him go just go Ogbomoshor come back and you go dey sweat every night even inside AC. Better pack out or anything wey you see, make you take am like that.
Celebrities › Re: Charley Boy Mocks Ooni Of Ife: 'Na For Instagram Them Divorce You’ by Malawian(m): 5:08pm On Dec 30, 2021
E be like say Ooni no Sabi fvck like Alaafin.

Alaafin is greater than Ooni.
Celebrities › Re: Kanayo O. Kanayo Launches Mansion In Mbaise, Bags Chieftaincy Title (Video) by Malawian(m): 11:47am On Dec 30, 2021
3gpvids:
Can ayo owe kanayo
We will disaapear after eating Obi Cubana cow.
Romance › Re: How Do I Get Over This Broken Heart? I'm In Pain by Malawian(m): 11:46am On Dec 30, 2021
dyingheart:
we dated for five months. i showed him so much love and care. all he did was complain it wasn't enough, he wanted to date someone else. we're not talking anymore. i miss him like mad. i can't sleep, i can't eat, i can't do anything. it's like my heart has been broken into a thousand pieces. i can't breathe anymore. someone talk to me cry cry cry cry cry cry


****abeg, the man in question is not a Nairalander. cheating was from his part. I'm was very faithful to him. cry cry cry cry
Join Arsenal as a supporter. You will be desensitized about feelings in no time. cheesy
Sports › Re: Brighton Score Late Equaliser To Draw At Chelsea by Malawian(m): 10:38am On Dec 30, 2021
Charlieluvboy:
Wish Arsenal could win against City to drag a top 3 finish with Chelsea and Liverpool
I am an Arsenal fan, but I bet on Mancity winning that match. No ruin my investments Biko.
Romance › Re: Am I Taking The Wrong Move Buying Her A Phone? by Malawian(m): 10:36am On Dec 30, 2021
dboY1123:
I just met this beautiful girl, and I'm already all over her.. She's not in a relationship but definitely guys are disturbing her even her ex's.

I asked her to come over to my place and she did, we went out together and get some stuffs and we head back home(my place). So, I decided to ask her out one on one in my place and she said NO, she's still finding it difficult to go into another relationship.. When she left my place for her house just two byke away, someone stole her phone from her bag(she called me to tell me) the bag was open by the time she got home.

My question now is, should I ever think of getting her a phone? I still don't know my stand in her life, I really love the girl but ain't acting like a simp whatsoever.. But the fact that she lost her phone after leaving my house is what bothers me.

Please what should I do?
You are simping.
Romance › Re: MEN!! Understand That NO WOMAN Really Cares About You!! Know This Now!! (photos) by Malawian(m): 1:07pm On Dec 29, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
CHECK IT OUT!
Accessories are completely lifeless, they never give anything back to you for spending on them, some of there accessories require maintainace to keep it going. ARE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES ANY DIFFERENT??

What is left for you to do as a man is to TREAT THEM AS SUCH FOR MAXIMUM SATISFACTION! Whenever you need one, get one, keep using it until you grow tired or it fades out or even more explicitly becomes outdated, then you dump and sort for something else or an updated version of it!
TREAT YOUR WOMEN LIKE THIS AND HAVE PEACE!

Women were never meant to help you achieve anything or make you better than what you currently are, they are only meant to compliment your masculinity, just like products or commodities are meant to compliment the buyers!

Still Typing...
All these are spawns of Lilith. God created Eve as a helper to Adam after Lilith refused to do same.

There is a difference between the daughters of Eve and the daughters of Lilith.

Nigerian babes are mostly from Lilith. When Lilith absconded from Eden, who knows where she went?
Travel › Re: Pictures From Ibeno Beach Funfair Party by Malawian(m): 12:04pm On Dec 29, 2021
nengibo:
Go and feed your kwashiorkor babies first
We will buy you teeth filing machines.
Family › Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Slaps, Beats His Grandmom Over Food In Lagos (Pix, Video) by Malawian(m): 5:16pm On Dec 28, 2021
If this boy was Igbo, the energy Afonjas will bring to this thread enh, e for do reach 20 pages now.
Travel › Re: Pictures From Ibeno Beach Funfair Party by Malawian(m): 5:06pm On Dec 28, 2021
nengibo:
Attache, develop your papa house
We will buy you Jomen guys speed boats, at least it is an upgrade from Canoe.
Travel › Re: Road Permits: Traveller Complains Of Having To Get Over 80 From Delta To Anambra by Malawian(m): 10:22am On Dec 28, 2021
helinues:
shocked

80 papers?

Speechless
It is the same all over the country. Last I counted it, it was around 60 but all these are paid for at once and they give you all of it at once, and you will then use it all over Nigeria. You can get them in any state of your choice and it will be valid all over the country, not safe by state Sha.
Politics › Re: Unanswered Questions On Ironsi And The Regional System. by Malawian(m): 11:10pm On Dec 27, 2021
Sunday2021:
if he wasn't elected in 1999 ,would he had won the 2003 election. The yorubas know that it is not easy to win an incubent president. They had no other choice than to support him.
Let me also tell you that if Umahi is elected president in 2023 even without the igbos support, by 2027 the igbos will have no choice than to support him for his second tenure.
So we are in agreement that Yoruba have presented a Yoruba candidate and voted for him and also returned him as president? In other words, a Yoruba president! Wait until Igbos do like you have done first before telling us that we will do like you did.
Politics › Re: Unanswered Questions On Ironsi And The Regional System. by Malawian(m): 7:08pm On Dec 27, 2021
Sunday2021:
simple Google to the 1999 election result will tell you.
Oga, you may have a point for 1999, what about 2003? Who was the Yoruba candidate to replace OBJ? The whole world saw how you yoruba clanishly refused having anyone contest against OBJ from your region and unanimously queued behind OBJ for his second term.

OBJ was a Yoruba president and candidate.
Politics › Re: Why is Ndigbo Not Prepared for The Coming Storm? by Malawian(m): 6:50pm On Dec 27, 2021
Igbos can't be destroyed in a single night and believe me when I tell you this, if the Jihadists fail to finish us off before morning of the next day, it will be war.
Politics › Re: PAJAWIRI: Banji Akintoye Unveils Mobile App To Track Kidnap Victims by Malawian(m): 6:26pm On Dec 27, 2021
Will the App show the conditions of their skulls in real time?
Business › Re: Next Cash And Carry Supermarket Still On Fire, 24 Hours After by Malawian(m): 6:23pm On Dec 27, 2021
CannibalTorment:
You mean the arson according to IPOB, because it was alleged the place belongs to Pandora Peter Obi
Most electrical cables nowadays are fire retardant. If you doubt me, set an original cable in fire and see for yourself. Also, for such a big complex, there is no way they didn't install fire fighting system there.

I believe there is sabotage somewhere.
Health › Re: Boys & Girls Caught Taking meth In South-East (Video) by Malawian(m): 5:50pm On Dec 27, 2021
helinues:
This case of meth is getting out of hand in SE

FG should quickly start the building of the 17 psychiatric clinics promised to be erected across SE

The effects are all over some comments on this forum
Chatap there. Which out of hands? We saw a budding vice in the south east and we put it out before it even started. What about Yoruba Nesan citizens missing their skills and nothing is being done about it?
Travel › Re: Pictures From Ibeno Beach Funfair Party by Malawian(m): 5:39pm On Dec 27, 2021
babavik:
I won't miss it next year.
Is their any beach in South East?
Atleast a place to cool off and catch fun grin grin
Don't worry,we will develop Bonny and Opobo beaches and even extend our development to our Nembe Igbo kins. Just time is what is needed. Nigeria is a disaster to the Igbo race.
Business › Re: Drone Footage Of Next Cash And Carry Supermarket Fire In Abuja (Video) by Malawian(m): 4:19pm On Dec 27, 2021
He should have concreted the roof before roofing with roofing materials, in that way, you guard against fire, roof damage etc. Go to OdunAde market and see concrete roofs there.
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslims Present Jesus' Portrait At Christmas Service In Kaduna (Photo) by Malawian(m): 1:32pm On Dec 26, 2021
If na Christians draw Prophet Mohammed, wahala for dey o. See the difference? One is a religion of peace, the other claims to be a religion of peace.
Politics › Re: World Powers Pressure Nigeria To Produce President Of Igbo Extraction — Source by Malawian(m): 11:48am On Dec 26, 2021
omenkaLives:
Rotflmao!!! grin grin grin cheesy wink cheesy grin grin grin cheesy grin cheesy grin grin grin grin
Laugh all you want, if Trump returns, Biafra will be the first thing he will create.
Politics › Re: Legal Cannabis In Nigeria Will Create Many Overnight Millionaires by Malawian(m): 8:19pm On Dec 25, 2021
Malawians you are doing fine.

Jakumo:
Malawi's specific variety of cannabis has for many years earned a reputation as a highly desirable product among cannabis connoisseurs worldwide. In 2020 the Malawian government legalized cannabis, and the industry was launched, creating an instant revenue stream that stands to grow exponentially over the coming years, generating vast wealth for that small impoverished African nation. Here are a few Youtube videos chronicling the explosive launch of Malawi's cannabis industry, which commenced just recently in 2020.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxgFFQGoJko


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gRzQBl73Qw

Tobacco, a highly poisonous and medically worthless crop, had historically been a major income earner and foreign exchange source for Malawi, but subsequent to the legalization of cannabis in 2020 by the Malawian government, tobacco is set to be phased out as an industrial crop, so a to be replaced by cannabis, which is worth significantly more per unit weight than tobacco.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S1HF04mmjg


Former boxing champ Mike Tyson has been engaged by the Malawian government to serve as the nation's Cannabis Ambassador, in order to highlight the country's new foray into this highly lucrative agricultural endeavor. Iron Mike already owns his own medical marijuana company in the USA and was happy to be taken on board to help Malawi gain international recognition as a major player in the medical marijuana industry.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KXKW9KWR9A



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqpi5nR8LGY

Meanwhile, Europeans visited Malawi to acquire thousands of Malawi marijuana seeds at giveaway prices and created indoor Malawi cannabis plantations in Europe from which they have for years been selling those same Malawi weed seeds at 4 pounds sterling per SEED, which translates to 3 thousand naira per seed.

Bearing in mind that each mature cannabis plant can potentially produce thousands of seeds upon maturity after pollination, one does not need to be a mathematics graduate to fathom the mind-boggling monetary fortunes of hard currency greenback American dollars that can accrue to Nigeria and her entrepreneurial citizens within MONTHS from the date that medical marijuana is legalized in the Nigerian federation.

https://therealseedcompany.com/product/malawi-gold-landrace-strain-cannabis-seeds/
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Judge, Is My Fiancee A Wife Material Or Not . by Malawian(m): 7:30pm On Dec 25, 2021
3 pages and no Kobojunkie with her words of wisdom.
Politics › Re: Do You Know That All These Heads Can't Buy One Chicken This Christmas? by Malawian(m): 9:45am On Dec 25, 2021
samwash:
Adding up is 1885 it cant get you a chicken Bro.
It can get you half kilo of chicken or two big fishes.
Family › Re: Dear Wives, Why Do You Deny Your Husband Sex? by Malawian(m): 8:36pm On Dec 24, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Do you really need for your wife to go through all that in order to remind you of your part in your own marriage - this through denial of sex - before you know to play it? undecided

She is meant to be companion and partner in your relationship - not your 'trainer'. undecided
This washed up feminist againwith her useless takes. O.P, pls tell us the financial contribution of both parties in your home so we check something.
Food › Re: ✨✨show Your Christmas Meat & Cooking ✨✨ by Malawian(m): 7:15pm On Dec 24, 2021
seunny4lif:
grin
Are you fingering that chic?
Politics › Re: There Are Igbos In Bayelsa! by Malawian(m): 3:02pm On Dec 24, 2021
SlayerForever:
Nembe has part Igbo ancestry.
Oga Nembe is 100% Igbo grin grin I no wan leave anything at all to Ijaw except wooden canoe. I am that vindictive.
Politics › Re: There Are Igbos In Bayelsa! by Malawian(m): 2:44pm On Dec 24, 2021
SlayerForever:
Preliminary investigations have shown there is a considerable population of Igbo people in Sagbama LGA of Bayelsa state namely the Osekwenike, Abuetor, Okpokri. While many know of this there are indications Igbos are to be found beyond this three communities.

We must therefore collectively invest our energies to seek out this children of God indigenously found across this state, and bring them back into the fold. Udo.
Nembe nko?
Career › Re: Army, Navy, Air Force Promote 235 Generals, Rear Admirals, AVM, Others by Malawian(m): 12:42pm On Dec 22, 2021
So we have up to 235 Generals?

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