₦airaland Forum

Mangekyo:
I am nowhere from Ika, he says.
Perhaps my local government of origin wouldn't lie, would it?
Drop yours here else I'll take you as ipob.
Maybe after we will do a face reveal also.
BASTARD!

This means nothing. If you want me to post certificate of origin here for you, I can post 100 of it. I run a cyber cafe and I have scanned that stuff a thousand times in my cafe. They should all be in my email sent folder. Now snap this same certificate from another angle and show us.

SlayerForever:
How about the Okrika and Kalabari?

Pure Igbos! No dispute.

DubaiLandLord:
Lt Gen Minimah and dakuku peterside are both from Bonny, are they both igbos too?

Bonny has the Konuji (Ijaw) 20% and the Tuboniju (Igbo) 80%. the 20% lives in boats and we can always build them a very big cruise ship and send them back into the ocean.

SlayerForever:
There's little connection today between Opobo, Bonny and Alaigbo. Ijaw has roped all of them in

As for Ogoni, I don't know for sure.

They will be swept out. Igboland in contiguous to the sea.

durangokid:
. Let me show you people original Igbo land map forget all these gra gra by ijaw and others to calve Igbos out their land

Painful part is that these land aggression don't even come from Akwa cross area, only from the Ijaw area. What exactly do they need igboland for? don't they have enough land to themselves? I think we have been too friendly with them Ijaw people. Our people have a saying "Agwo siri na oburu na omeghi ife oji buru agwo, umu aka ewelu ya melu ihe olu (necklace).

SlayerForever:
The thing is that there's yet a strong Ijaw effort in both places. And little Igbo sense of recognition. If Ijaw claims both areas they will join an Ijaw Republic.

We don't need to "Claim" our people. We have sounded out any mushroom republics springing up in the Niger Delta. LEAVE ANY IGBO SPEAKING TRIBES OUT OF IT and we wont have any problems. A word is enough for the wise!

I was there live and direct around 1996 when Marist Brothers Juniorate Uturu, played All Hallows Seminary Onitsha at MBJ's stadium in Uturu. Game ended 1-0 in favour of MBJ, but i swear, even till today, i have never seen any match that came close to matching its quality, not even in the UEFA champions league. It was like an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object, and i can't eve say which side is which. these are secondary school footballers o. I wish cameras were a thing back then.

This guy don pay him warrant?

Mabella18:
It's not a new thing that whenever a girl is tall, she's told by people not to get married to a tall guy so that they don't birth overly tall children.

I'll take myself for example, I've had several encounters of such. The recent one was yesterday at my workplace, just walked in to get something and what lead to the discussion is what I don't know, I'm about 1.79m tall.....and they were like I shouldn't marry a tall man o, that we'll give birth to children that'll be too tall, that I should marry a short man and I was like what are these people saying ......my partner will either be the same height with me or a bit taller than me, you guys should allow me worry about my children biko.

Have you ever encountered this? Both as a lady/guy, What was your response?

Alright make we see. I am 1.85m and i dey find wife, but no money. So if you go follow me suffer, hola at your boy. I give assured orgasms though.
NB: if you are phat, forget it! If you are not AA, forget it. Otherwise we are good. Dito.

OcholaKings:
So i saw this Question online "My Dad's Elder Sister's Son's Child is my what"

Please who has answers to it?

Cousin Nephew.

JuanJO:
Damn... 65 years old rape 85 years old step mother

This reminds me of a friend wey him father marry one sweet 16 last month. Ever since then, my guy man friend no dey come out again. It's either he is watching Netflix with him father wife or he is helping out his father wife for kitchen. Na my guy dey even carry him father wife go Cinema

Na wetin make Reuben (present Fulani tribe) receive curse be this.

Rissimenky:
What a load of illiterate garbage.

The East produces around 2% of Nigeria's oil. Where will you find the tens of billions of dollars needed to develop gas infrastructure enough to become a world supplier, if you become a landlocked dot?

How will you evacuate the gas so it reaches your customers cheaply, failing which they won't buy?

You think natural gas is a question of saying ''hey look here, we have gas! We can start exporting it tomorrow and become like Dubai!''.

Mumu people.

Don't bother yourself about developing our gas infrastructure for us. Face your own resources and develop them for all of us to enjoy like we enjoyed Niger/Delta oil. You will not tap our gas! And that is final. Igbo gas is for Biafra and Biafra alone!

Yorubas have taught these guys how to sin. I thought it was only them that eats ofeoil.

Buhari Sapa go reach every. Shey Dem been dey jubilate when Buhari been dey seize containers of rice from Igbos distribute give them for IDP camps.

deolurexy1:
bobrisky can probably suck dick better that tiwa savage but u like blow jobs. Does that mean you will wanna get blowed by bobrisky? U pipu should be using your brain small small

Gaybriel Manghales.

deolurexy1:
We been dating for awhile now and anytime we have sex (doggy) I do sometimes stick my thumb in the ass cos it's so pretty.

Anytime I playfully ask to try my dick she refuses. Not until last week she told me she desperately needed to get a new phone. I thought about it and I told her I desperately needed to try out my fantasy too. To my surprise she agreed I was a bit shocked cos she agreed that I will do till my satisfaction. Anyways we got down and like play like play my entire dick was lost inside(after little effort and lots of lubrication). She wasn't too comfy but she did it.

My first time experience and it was good asf! Men I am marrying this babe!!!

Gaybriel.

CilicMarin:
If you meet any IPOB member anywhere and try to debate Biafra with him...The first threat is always "I will make sure you are killed, anytime you cross River Niger"

IPOB members are worse than Boko Haram.

98% of them are mostly illiterate motor parks touts, okada riders, street urchins and deportees from different countries...

They eat and drink voilence....

That 98% according to Buhari, have properties all over Nigeria, while your sorry self is feeling like you are important just because you have loud mouth on Nairaland and nothing more.

It's been years I saw Yaba. This Lagos wey I dey enh.

360degreess:
.. While I was growing up I used to think that those people are among the smartest tribe we have in this country, but they have disproved me beyond reasonable doubt.

Who you epp? Can you imagine this sombori thinking his opinion means anything to anyone?

I don't think they can print Tinubu mask the way they printed Buhari mask.

BiafIntel:
Your dead tinumbu was actually chasing Igbos into the lagoon through his oba little wen akiolu. Your tinumbu used his thugs to harass and stopped Igbos from voting in Lagos. Remi tinumbu, the wife of your coma-dead jabadan was caught telling Igbos how they do not trust Igbos. Imagine how she was feeling then. A little rat challenging a whole mighty Igbos all because she has thugs surrounding her.

Come to think of it, where is Oba Lil Wayne of Lagos? Since Covid lockdown, I have not heard anything concerning him.

What we didn't see was Army or Police coming out to engage those UGM when they came out in broad daylight. Coincidence? Those UGM are Nigerian security forces. When next those UGM comes out, I hope the Army will also come out to meet them.

I was wait for Shipopotami.

Asgard73:
Tinubu..

Ladoja

Akala

Aregbe...


Pick from the above...

Since Na Yoruba state

Not Tinubu, Bobo Chicago was in Chicago doing white powder things. It has to be someone that is rascally and toutish. It is not Fayoshe because he is too young. It has to be among the other trio. Location of where this happened can pinpoint the culprit better as you can't rob where you don't know very well.

habsydiamond:
Looked like a theater practitioner... U wear odechi on top bulletproof vest... Very funny.. Na sense go kill this man.. He use am do if one no work the other will..

It is called 2 factor authentication.

countryfive:
He knows that his time is very short so he wants to achieve all his evil intentions before leaving office
But God will disappoint him . Thank God i never voted for him those that are cursed are the ones who voted
Him into power for selfish reasons.
Buhari has killed any probabilty of a fulani man declaring for 2023.

TRUMP WASTED THAT MAN'S 4 YEARS THAT HE CAN NEVER GET BACK.

I was the one who coined that "Jide ka iji" here on Nairaland, seems like so many other of my inventions, it is now national diction.

Samwo seem to know how to play Chess. I can see he already castled his king. I chop one guy money that year for this game. another game na scrabble.

ivolt:
Peaceful unknown gunmen who the villages don't even know?
Are the unknown gunmen no longer DSS agents?

Was it the villagers that killed the soldiers? Was it not UGM? Why will the soldiers leave who killed them and go and burn down a village? Shey they faced the UGM in battle, why did they not wipe out the UGM? What are they even doing outside the gates of their barracks? That 500 they are no longer collecting in Check Points is really paining them. No more check points in Igboland! It is our land and we yaff decided!

ba7man:
Can people that smoke Igbo be classified as Igbo people

If it is kwale weed.

lalalista:
This is the first time I really felt something like orgasm during sex. Let me explain it. Very intense sweetness. Felt like my hairs was standing. So much wetness and lastly, in the ending, so much water came out like someone poured water on the bed. I think that's what they call squirt

Madam, you urinated on your bed.