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This is what happens when Yoruba mother's igbati was lacking at the formation stage.

You won't even know he came from a rich home. Unlike Kidd.

Abeg na who the guy pay the money to?

They better change the name of that place from "cattle" ranch to just "resorts" otherwise, they will wake up one day and see a thousand herd of Fulani cattle at their gates walking majestically to their new home.

Funny thing, this BBN might just be Nnengi's last hurray, she better win it for her sake.

I know I could not have simped like Ozo over Nnengi, cos Nnengi wasn't even my type. You gotta be be tall and slender to catchy fancy.

Of course, every man get him own spec, like a friend of mine who looses his home training over phat and short babes, honestly, there has been times I wonder how I am even friends with that guy.

dboo442:
how can my snake hit the front page lasticla la

this one no be snake nah, na ekans. something wey no fit full pot.

Same Oshiomole that told a widow to "go and die" was the same that did sign of the cross while voting. Honestly speaking, as a Catholic myself, I was more than surprised Oshiomole might also be a Catholic. I began to wonder if I went to the wrong parish for catechism.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright...
He shock them....

Obaseki my real niggarrr

Ambode the pussy asss niggarrr with no balls

Have been smoking since morning celebrating.....
I for say make PDP do the same for Lagos
But the big question be say... whether lagosian are ready to liberate themselves
To put an end to zombeism
Anyway..... whenever they are ready...they should inform we Edolite

Which particular group was going to fight for Ambode in Lagos?

He want to Make Ize-Iyamu another Supreme Court Governor, no he doesn't feel lonely.

Tinubu wan form Obama, him no even try to apply Snapchat filter.

cocolacec:
You are a Biafran not Lagosian. Yorubaland for the Yorubas,Alaigbo for The Ibos,Hausaland for the Hausas.

Nigeria is for all of us, and Lagos is part of Nigeria.

cocolacec:
How old are you to say,you have been lagosian before i was born?I belong to to the royalty in Yorubaland,Southwest.

You are not Yoruba and can never become Yoruba unless your mother slept with a Yoruba man and gave you to an Ibo father.


Your Dilector of IPOB is waiting to be the first Plesident of Biafra.I pray Ibos have their own country soon and leave our land in Southwest and the North.

Well, I am almost 40yrs. So unless you are older than 40, then yes. I have been a Lagosian long before you were even a sperm. I mean no disrespect.

seguno2:
Fashola begged and prostrated to Tinubu before he got his second term in 2011.

Fashola was diplomatic. Lagosians were ready to go to war for Fashola back then. I have always been on ground here in Lagos. The issue cut across all ethnic groups and religious beliefs back then. Fashola would have won by social distancing against any person Tinubu brought out then, and what was more? We couldn't see what bad thing Fashola did against Tinubu to warrant such from Tinubu. It was Fashola or nothing back then. Ask any Lagosian on ground. Even when we voted for PDP at National level, we still voted for Fashola at state level.

cocolacec:
You are a Biafran not Lagosian. Yorubaland for the Yorubas,Alaigbo for The Ibos,Hausaland for the Hausas.

I have been a lagosian before your speerm was formed in you father's balls.

Nchenches:
Ambode would have won better in Lagos than Obaseki won in Edo, if Ambode dared.

I am Igbo and a Lagosian. I can tell you for free that Ambode would have lost woefully in Lagos. If it was Fashola, that would have been a whole different proposition. Fashola was capable but he lacked such lofty ambitions, Fashola would have won convincingly against Tinubu. Ambode was very incapable but he had lofty ambitions, and yet, Ambode almost torpedoed Tinubu in Lagos.

Tinubu may actually be the master strategist that say he is, he saw the handwriting on the wall concerning Fashola and beat a retreat. He saw that of Ambode and undercut him ruthlessly. Fashola had the people's backing, Ambode did not.

Tinubu also learnt his lessons and may have decided a capable, ambitious hand will no longer come to power in Lagos. Take a look at the current setup in Lagos.. Sanwo and Hamzat. Of the two, Hamzat is the one who is both capable and ambitious. Hamzat is the one more likely to dethrone Tinubu and I make a prediction..

Hamzat will never smell that Governorship seat as long as Tinubu is alive. He got played by accepting to be "second in command", whereas he was only kept closer due to the threat he poses to Tinubu's empire.

sotall:
Yoruba man..
Leave Benin out of your complex!

Your divide and conquer has been rebuffed severally on this forum.

You are trying to divide Bini and Isan based on Language, which of the language do you understand and can speak fluently?


Pls update your knowledge on Nigerian languages, most languages spoken in southern Nigeria have few words with same meaning. It is so because of the cultural interaction with each other, nothing more.

Edo language and Yoruba language is like word and opposite. Listening to both you will know the people of both tribes are distinct.

Actually, I am Igbo.

sampete:
Sometime ago last year, I gave my girlfriend some money to startup a restaurant business and she has been managing it well without issues.

She was doing so well that in no short time the business expanded, clean working and classy looking environment. Her workers were quite trained and they were neat as regards the preparation of the food they sell.

Trouble started last week. I got a frantic call from one of my Girlfriend's workers and she told me my babe got arrested by the police with some of her workers, she was the only one who eluded them.

I quickly rushed down to meet up with her as she wasn't coherent on phone. Getting there, she told me that earlier that day one of their regular customer came in to eat. According to her, the guy looked sick. He went on to ask for swallow and they served him.

Midway into his meal, this guy brought out some drugs to take and then he finished his meal. Table was cleared but the guy remained seated. Then few minutes later, he was observed to have laid his head on the table, eyes closed and they thought he was sleeping, not knowing the guy has passed off.

After like 30 minutes, one of my babe's worker decided to wake him to leave so that other customers could make use of his chair as everywhere was filled up. She raised the alarm when she tried to wake him and he was not responding. The guy was quickly rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead.

Two hours later, my Girlfriend's restaurant was raided by the police on the suspicion that he poisoned the guy. All the food she cooked that day were seized and taken away for testing. And she and her workers have been in jail since and all efforts to see her has been unsuccessful. They won't let me see her and they won't tell me the results of their investigations so far.

I just don't know what to do. The food they claimed was poisoned was served to others and no one complained of even stomach pains not to speak of dying. I even ate from the food earlier that morning.

The way the whole case is going is so confusing and murky and it seems the guys family are well of and they are looking for someone to blame, innocent or not.

So guys, please what do I do? My girlfriend is all alone, no notable family to speak of, who could come out to help. Her parents are late and she isn't close to her relatives. I'm all she's got.

Nigerian Police is trained to arrest first and investigate later.

Why we sill allow such rickety trucks ply our roads is a mistery.

BLUELemon:
This baby Croc is what u call huge loo

If dem fry the meat give you, only you one fit chop am finish?

shiki:
The next DSS invitation to this man will be in Lag, he has been to Jos and ABJ offices.
Instead of using the man information to make investigation, they are busy inviting the man upandon

He is not even mandated to honour such invitations. He doesn't seem to know his constitutional rights. If the DSS needs his audience, the onus is on the DSS to go and bring him to their office.

Bkayyy:
Kudos to the people of Obosi. Onitsha don full, it's the turn of obosi to regain her position as the second largest city or if possible the largest city in Anambra.
Mehn I just love these healthy competition. Oba, Nkpor and Okija will still launch something big after or before they finish this. Nobody wan carry last for Anambra

Land still remain for Nkpor?

At my office here in Lagos, we have light almost constantly, infact for the past 3 weeks, i have only bought fuel just once. (mind you, i usually buy fuel everyday for my gen).

At my home area, the light seems to have retrogressed, mostly, no lights throughout the daytime, but at least, they bring it at night and we sleep with the lights till morning.

Although it looks like they robbed peter to pay paul, i am not complaining o. This schedule works for me.

Sammy07:
Long overdue

You might even have been one of those who shouted down Atiku when he made such remarks sometimes ago, now it is long overdue.

Which takes precedence in Yorubaland? Kings or Elders?

Rubbish policy. As if life have ended just because of a hoax China virus that is survivable at worst.

Lipscomb:
You see that Trump is a fearless man. Imagine that kind of stupid question he was asked.

I swear if it's me I will give him a hot slap his brain will reset to factory setting .

Who will you slap? Trump or Buhari?

Bobbynobobby:
Dude how old are you?

Almost 40

Ahmed0336:
Suspected gunmen or Terrorist IPODs

From the look of the victim, he is probably Igbo, this then means the culprits must be Fulani herdsmen.

Has it even been proven that two Hausa youths were killed in Oyigbo? Where are their corpses? We can see through all manner of taqqiya. Whoever supposedly killed them would have still been "Igbo", IPOB or not.

So, first things first, show us proof of such death before "investigating" who "killed" them. We are no fools.

Something I still try to figure out, why even take a girl to hotel? Dont you have house?

Seikiri1:
Every entity has their ways of solving problems.
That is why when you go to school you always find X but after graduation those who work in financial institutions they no longer find X rather plus and minus. Simple addition and subtraction, you pay in money to your bank account is an addition while you withdraw money from your bank account is a subtraction. So where does the irregularities in your account balance come from?

Its not just plus and Minus. When issues of Loan and interest rate comes in, things like you paid some, some are still pending, interest on pending ones etc, you begin to see all these multiplication, division, of, etc. That is when my Yoruba brothers will fish out their android calculators. If it is to calculate your interest on deposit, they will fish out their Casio calculator.

For the ones already gnashing their teeth, I write this for all to read, I love yabbing Yoruba people. It is a kind of reflex action for me.

Anyone who bans me, ...