Crime › Re: "Lady Tried To Touch My Manhood In A Car & Her Boyfriend Slapped Me In Ibadan" by Malawian(m): 7:23pm On Aug 22, 2020 |
The Girlfriend's ovaries were over reacting. |
Romance › Re: Auntie Remi: "Not All Plus-Sized Ladies Are Lazy In Bed" by Malawian(m): 10:21am On Aug 21, 2020 |
How will this one be active in bed, is she going to be on top? Kuku strangle me. |
Crime › Re: Two Lebanese Who Attempted To Smuggle $890,000 Out Of Nigeria Jailed (pic) by Malawian(m): 10:14am On Aug 21, 2020 |
Baby smugglers. Instead of them to open FORM M somewhere and pay for container shipment to wherever they are moving the money to. |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Calls For Immediate Release Of Malian President Keita by Malawian(m): 10:09am On Aug 21, 2020 |
Please, anyone know the ethnic group this Malian ousted president comes from in Mali? I want to check something. I have looked online but could not see any reference to his ethnic group. |
Politics › Re: Kashamu Begging Adebutu Kessignton ‘Baba Ijebu’ From Sick Bed (Leaked Video) by Malawian(m): 9:34pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
How do they play lotto? |
Travel › Re: FG Begins Movement Of Cargoes From Lagos To Onitsha Port To Ease Apapa Traffic by Malawian(m): 5:58pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
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Travel › Re: FG Begins Movement Of Cargoes From Lagos To Onitsha Port To Ease Apapa Traffic by Malawian(m): 3:20pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
SaintLucia: And some Biafra clowns on social media will tell u say Bubu is not working. Even Kenya citizens are now blasting their own government on Twitter after seeing the railway revolution in Nigeria.  What and What is in Ibadan that the FG built a railway for? |
Nairaland General › Re: The Snake We Killed This Morning At 5:30 PHOTOS by Malawian(m): 10:14am On Aug 19, 2020 |
Where are the rest of the pictures? I mean the pot and all. |
Politics › Re: Southeast Is Landlocked: See Shipment Tracking On MEASRK Website by Malawian(m): 9:21am On Aug 19, 2020 |
proeast: Why do they have to go to Onne when it can be brought to Onitsha port? We are talking about using lagos port or not. By the way, have they cleared the sand fill they used for the construction of second Niger bridge, cos i dont see how barges will circumvent it on their way to the port in Onitsha. |
Politics › Re: Southeast Is Landlocked: See Shipment Tracking On MEASRK Website by Malawian(m): 10:53pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
horsepower102: We just need a few pioneers to start bringing in their goods through those ports Consistently. Once others see how easy and efficient it is, you won’t even need to tell them twice. Does it even matter? Maersk can direct them to Onne to go and clear their goods there, whether or not they used Onne. I understand Onne is now their regional hub. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Coup In Mali: President And Prime Minister Arrested By The Army by Malawian(m): 10:30pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
If there is any more coups in Nigeria, the only set of troops who can dare attempt it is the brigade of guards. Those guys are really an elite force, I have seen them displaying effizy one time I was in Abuja, and they are really numerous. One funny GOC no fit think am again. Abuja presidential Villa is well built to withstand an external assault. |
Romance › Re: My Fiance's Ex Is Fabricating Lies Against Me by Malawian(m): 10:22pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
Maintaining communication with an EX is not a big thing (Married or not). Some people date, separate but remained tight friends. Apart from my sister's, my mum and my one year old daughter,  the only girl out there I believe has my back forever is a certain EX of mine (and she is married btw). There are other issues with what the OP is saying that required proper looking into, I just wanted to clarify the EX thing. It doesn't necessarily have to be bad maintaining communication with an EX. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Melania Trump Pulls Her Hand Away From Donald Trump's As They Step Off Air Force by Malawian(m): 6:48pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Say what you say, but Trump fvck Melania in za oza room. Fuckingmallam45: Of course Donald Trump does not love Melania. She serves her purpose as his very fashionable ornament. This president makes sure he’s surrounded by beautiful people. Trump derives gratification from admiration of his own concept of physical and mental attributes. Notice how he continually tans his skin and colors what little hair he still has, covering the bald spots with comb overs. Trump is a self obsessed narcissist. He loves beautiful young women, the model type, and Melania, 49 as of this writing, might be divorced if Trump fails to get a second term. A few days ago, Texas Rick Perry said “Trump was the Chosen One!” My goodness, not only does Trump possess a warped view of reality, so does the many people who make up his world. TV Clips of people in his administration gathered together in one room all praising this slowpoke and lightly touching his arm and back as one touching the hem of Jesus’ robe, as if Donald Trump were a god. Trump is incapable of loving anyone but himself; he tolerates those he needs but soon becomes bored, needing a change, wanting someone new. Donald Trump is 73 years old, and I will bet once he’s out of the WH he will divorce Melania and remarry someone younger, after all, Melania is pushing 50. |
Education › Re: How Can Someone Who Lost His First School Leaving Certificate Get It Back? by Malawian(m): 5:50pm On Aug 17, 2020 |
Wetin dem dey use that one even do? I don't have one because i did not do Primary 6. |
Politics › Re: Tribunal Nullifies Bayelsa Governorship Election by Malawian(m): 11:58am On Aug 17, 2020 |
i thought the supreme court already ruled on this election? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Fumes Over Plans By Government To Close Accounts Of Churches by Malawian(m): 7:41am On Aug 17, 2020 |
helinues: Oledepo can only rant on social media...
Is it only Winners that FG sent the letter to...
They will close the accounts and nothing will happen
Nonsense First time I will quote you. Being a Yoruba Muslim must be hard. Not only are you already a slave to the Fulani by virtue of being Yoruba, you are also a slave to the fulani by virtue of being Muslim. A double slave?? Even when you don't have to say anything, you are duty bound like an abobaku to leap at the defense of your Master Master. Las Las, there will be war, Igbos have shown you guys we are not afraid to go to war. When you start that war in earnest, we will still show you that we can still fight. How can people be going out in their way to cause unnecessary bloodshed? After they will say it was Nnamdi Kanu or Ojukwu that started the war. |
Politics › Re: The Jihadist Terrorists Have Brought In Their Weapons Throug Your Porous Borders by Malawian(m): 7:30am On Aug 17, 2020 |
J111333: US troops are in Africa to protect America's interests and not to fight your battles for you, get that into your head today. Nigeria has all it takes to fight boko haram but we have a government that aids and abates terrorism. Northerners had the belief that since ND militants were granted amnesty, boko haram too should get it without realizing that the latter are bloody terrorists. If religion and ethnic jingoism don't destroy Nigeria soon, then... What and what are these so called US interests in Africa? I know Niger Republic has Uranium so the US needs to be there to prevent terrorists from getting their hands on feasible materials, but what is the US interest in Northern Nigeria? Which minerals are there that the US is direly in need of? Will a war in the South of Nigeria not negatively impact on their Oil and Gas concerns in the Niger Delta? Believe me, it is in the interest of the US to nip this impending war in the bud. A war in Nigeria will be dissatrous. If I may also say, it is inevitable. This second war will be fought, and the mullahs will all but be annihilated. Go and check the prophecy concerning Gad and Reuben. Reuben will all but be annihilated. |
Politics › Re: The Jihadist Terrorists Have Brought In Their Weapons Throug Your Porous Borders by Malawian(m): 7:20am On Aug 17, 2020 |
leofab: they should strike without authorization? Who will they get the "Authorization" from? The US can bomb you right inside your bat cave if they wish to. Looks like it is those weapons rumoured to have been suplied to Boko Haram/Isis from Erdogan/Turkey. It is unmistakable now, a war is about to begin, and we the south have been criminally nonchalant to our imminent extermination. |
Politics › Re: The Jihadist Terrorists Have Brought In Their Weapons Throug Your Porous Borders by Malawian(m): 11:13pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
Aboks: weapons If truly those are weapons, I find it difficult to understand what USA Africa command with all their drones are really doing in Africa. This is a war they can nip in the bud, yet they will sit idle until the conflagration consumed millions of innocent lives. Msheew. |
Politics › Re: Besides Lagos & Abuja, No State Can Claim To Be More Developed Than Anambra by Malawian(m): 11:10pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
Kinematics: [/s]
When people dey talk tiny Anambra too wan make noise.
Your acclaimed cities all 3 put together is not even up to the size of 1 in most states of the country. Anambra is bigger than Lagos State in landmass, yet I as a lagosian is yet to see all the extents of Lagos myself. |
Family › Re: I Want To Give My Daughter Up For Adoption by Malawian(m): 11:08pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
How can you even think about giving up your own child? |
Politics › Re: The Jihadist Terrorists Have Brought In Their Weapons Throug Your Porous Borders by Malawian(m): 10:53pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
Jesu! What are in those cargoes? |
Politics › Re: Onne Seaport Welcomes The Biggest Ship To Ever Call At Any Nigerian Port. PICS. by Malawian(m): 8:05pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
[quote author= post=92893356]Alakija should first demolish and rebuild her backward state[/quote]I was wondering why this monicker sounded familiar?
So this prodigal son is back to hold it down once again with nwafors
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Politics › Re: Onne Seaport Welcomes The Biggest Ship To Ever Call At Any Nigerian Port. PICS. by Malawian(m): 6:51pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
Just going though my page and something occured to me. Igbos and S.S should do everything humanly possible to ensure Tinubu or any Yorubaman is not made President in 2023, otherwise this port will be closed down again and all Maersk operations moved to Lekki new ports.
This is as much a fight for our own economy to torpedo any Yoruba presidential ambitions in 2023. |
Politics › Re: Onne Seaport Welcomes The Biggest Ship To Ever Call At Any Nigerian Port. PICS. by Malawian(m): 4:43pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
Not just that a container vessel berthed at Onne port, but the largest ever vessel to berth in any port in Nigeria! This is staggering, it means any other container vessel that have berthed in Lagos can berth in Onne.
Things will begin to change now. In one fell swoop, decades or lies about low water draft, piracy etc, was dismantled. |
Politics › Re: Onne Seaport Welcomes The Biggest Ship To Ever Call At Any Nigerian Port. PICS. by Malawian(m): 3:45pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
Asianjollof007: You see, you people are the real enemies we have in nigeria. Your hearts are so full of negativity, tribal bigots. The buhari (APC) government you all are criticizing did this.. Why don't you focus on appreciating the good work instead of saying shit about other tribe? Why didn't Obasanjo do it? We supported his presidency, did we not? |
Politics › Re: Digital ID: NIN Sold My National ID To Hausa Man by Malawian(m): 3:22pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
ultiliberty: I think Nigeria government and its NIMC agents are scam.
I registered since 6 or 7 years ago at NIMC office, Alausa, and was given a temporary card, since then, I've not heard from them for my permanent ID card
My disheartening story; I saw the info here on Nairaland. After downloading the app as expected and imputed my asisigned NIN number and phone number I used to register, and after a long wait for update, it upload the digital ID of Abdulai abubakar, while my own name is Ogunyemi Adekunle...Alas, I assume it's still a mistake.
But if I find out they've truly sold my NIN to another person, then, I give up on Nigeria patapata Someone said to refresh the page or start the process again to get a corrrect page. Seems the app still has few bugs in it. |
Politics › Re: Military Airstrike In Kaduna Forest Hits Bandits’ Camp, Kills Scores by Malawian(m): 2:59pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
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Travel › Re: FFK: Anambra Airport, In Size And Design When Completed, Has Longest Runway by Malawian(m): 12:26pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
omenka: In what capacity did he "visit" the airport? In what capacity did he speak to the press about his assessment? As an Ogo ndi Igbo and a titled Igbo chief. |
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Malawian(m): 2:28pm On Aug 14, 2020 |
One of my customers won two Bet9ja tickets of 300k and above yesterday, they just paid him his money right infront of me in my shop. painful thing is, he usually leaves his booking codes lying around in my cafe on his way out. I am seriously pained right now. |
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Replies Aisha Yesufu: 'You Are A Frustrated Sidekick' by Malawian(m): 10:12pm On Aug 13, 2020 |
othermen: It was the incompetence of Jonathan or the exaggeration of it that made us choose someone we had thrice reject. If u may ask, was it the competence of Buhari that made you guys reelect him after his disastrous first term? I dont like how some of us try to disguise our bigotry. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Memes: List Of People That Think That They Have Made It In Life by Malawian(m): 9:36pm On Aug 11, 2020 |
Year 1 Class Rep. |