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Like something told me to check the link for my. Cyracius Izuekwe, I was not disappointed.

You are Isan? seems to recall my host calling rice = ize.
money = igo
oya = sickness

etc.

until they taught me = ku udu re

BuhariNaWah:
Ize Iyamho (Rice of Iyamho) hear me and hear me well...

IT WILL END IN TEARS!!!!!!

Yours Truly,
Donald J. Aghahowa Trump

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iTearHerToto:
OK first of all I need y'all to close your eyes and imagine this. Rosy a non-virgin is your girl you been smashing for six months and you have lost counts on how many times you have fvcked her. Right? You smash her pussy from left to right and north to south. Now even with a gun on your head you literally can't give specific number of gallons of cum you have deposited in her pussy those six months y'all dated. Right?

How do you know you are "smashing" the pussy and not mere poking it?

batstan:
My 6yo daughter confirmed it to be same person that just hammered and is now revitalised.

QED

Like you said, YOUR 6yo daughter.

You cant pluck mangoes from an orange tree.

The monikers that tunes me up whenever i see them on NL?

Okpalaanambra
Musachukwudi
Nnewisuper


there are 2 more but i am in an addled state right now (due to alcohol) to recall them.

Will this maths solve my ongoing financial problems?

adekennis:
Color stamp on a photocopy..Now i know most people on this nairaland are fool...

Was it supposed to carry photocopy stamp? Those are copies submitted the INEC was INEC stamped with coloured ink, or were they supposed to submit original copies?

Looks like that shaddy anti Igbo Yoruba thing is rearing its ugly cone head once again in the BBN 2020.

Born2Breed:


APC, smart move with the dress code and no hat. They corrected PDP's mistake and the none availability of Kola and Gin was bad for PDP.

But we are not voting party or person but stamping out godfatherism which will be APC Achilles heel.

APC messed up by wearing Bini royal clothes to the Oba palace when they are neither Bini royals or Bini chiefs. Looked like they were dragging preeminence with the Oba and his chiefs.

PDP dressing looks more of people who came to genuinely seek blessings and approval from the Oba.

APC lasts optics because they are too full of themselves.

APC sabi propaganda sha. When did APC visit Oba and when did Buhari endorse the EFCC customer? See how the used real pictures for a doctored/non existent Oba endorsement.

If I may ask, did Oba ask APC and POI to bring kolanut and shnapps so he can pray for him when he visited the Oba? The Oba already endorsed Obaseki. The people sabotaging Obaseki are still in his government, I for see a clearout if Obaseki wins.

APC are jittery because the Oba was non committed when they visisted him to seek royal approval/blessing and that is why they resorted to a democratic coup.

Pls what happened to that Chinese guy that woke up from coma and turned black?

Hehehehe, so this is where Tinuburudeens have co.e to gnash their yellow teeth after their failed Democratic coup.

Kpele o.

See 3some as e just dey waste. But O.P, what do you mean by "Performing duty" on her elder sister?

Yoruba people, allow Edo people choose their own leaders even if you can't choose yours except Tinubu chooses for you.

Oshiomole is nothing but a fairly used Chairman, he cannot give your Tinubu any presidential tickets anymore.

MRAKPORS:
Hmm

I am 5'2 and financially ok
I proposed love to this lady who should be about
5'1 but she turned me down saying I am too short

Please is 5'2 also short? I am tired o

.

Chief Bachelor. Chukwu ekwena ihe ojoor

So Buhari is endorsing someone his EFCC arraigned for fraud?

Awon set Integrity.

squash47:
I no dey like put mouth for all these kind people matter.

Had it been it was Adeboye of RCCG or Oyedepo of Winners Chapel, I would have aired my opinion.

But u see these people like OLUMBA OLUMBA, GURU MAHARAJI or GRAY MESSAGE people...


Akam Adiro ọkụ ha

Grail Message people are Normal People though. Almost..

Tflex01:
Igbos always blame others except themselves.
Let's see them in history. This write up is a good read. Enjoy!

Do you know that when Azikiwe formed government with Tafawa Balewa in the early 60s (Tafawa Balewa was Prime Minister of Nigeria and Azikiwe was the ceremonial president) this was what we had:

Chief of Army Staff was from SE
Chief of Naval Staff was from SE
IG of Police was from SE
Chief of Defence staff was fron SE
Internal Affairs Minister SE
External Affairs Minister SE
Education Minister South SE
Many other key ministries to SE
Parliament President SE
Unilag VC from SE
University of Ibadan VC from SE
North resisted same at ABU!
Still there was dissatisfaction by SE, the officers from the region killed this same Balewa!!!!
Out of all the most senior officers in Nigeria, SE has 37, none was killed. 8 from the north, all of them were killed. 10 from the west, 2 were killed.
Then Ironsi imposed a unitary system of government on the country so that everything can belong to a region who snatched it!
We must know our history so that when we want to make corrections, we will not end up concealing the truth. This has nothing to do with tribalism but everything to do with the truth.....at times when lies litter the streets. There is the tendency to think those are truths and facts.
"What follows are documented facts that can be cross checked for authenticity!"
Thou shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free.
“Prof. Ben Nwabueze was the man who drafted the constitution that took away powers from regions and handed it to the central govt because his brother Aguiyi Ironsi was the head of state then. Today, he is shouting restructuring that he helped to destroy. We won’t forget.”. Let those who have ears
WHAT BIAFRANS WILL NEVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE REAL CAUSE OF THEIR WOES IN NIGERIA TODAY:
The Igbo man is known to enjoy blaming the Hausafulanis, Yorubas and indeed every other Nigerian tribe and Lord Luggard/Britain for their seeming claim of being in third class citizen status in Nigeria. In their perpetual attempts to play the victim card, they recount the political events of Nigeria from 1914 to the present in a half-baked and highly selective manner which cleverly avoids the mention of the roles played by their elite who by all natural laws of judgement were actually responsible for the woes that befell not only the Igbo race but the entire Nigeria nation.
The story told in the post above is one of such selective and distorted accounts of history which the average Igbo man is fond of narrating.
However, the national archives have the complete and unedited history of Nigeria regarding the political events beginning way back from even before 1914. I will therefore proceed to furnish my readers with the complete story for all to read and be endowed with enough facts so as to judge and act from an informed position.
Shortly after the 1914 Amalgamation of the Northern and Southern Protectorates, it started getting clear that the country was bound to fail as the amalgamation in question was done with colonial fiat without the consent and consensus of the different tribes which were over 300. This prompted the political leaders to start asking for de-amalgamation so as to forestall the future danger which the forced amalgamation portended.
To that end, Ahmadu Bello, speaking on behalf of the Northern protectorate in 1944 described the amalgamation as "The mistake of 1914 which if allowed to remain will ultimately lead to unstoppable bloodshed and a failed country".
Awolowo, speaking on behalf of the Yorubas and Western minorities, described Nigeria as a mere geographical expression not qualified to be called a country let alone a nation. Awolowo added that if the amalgamation could not be reversed, then Nigeria should be structured as a strictly federal state so as to enable each tribe enjoy autonomy this freedom from being dominated by any one single tribe.
But Nnamdi Azikiwe, speaking for the Igbos, denounced Awolowo and Ahmadu Bello, terming them ethnic champions. He accused them of nursing a sectional agenda against the unity of Nigeria, and he declared further that the Unity of Nigeria was non-negotiable.
After moving the motion for independece in 1953, Anthony Enahoro proposed that a secession clause should be incorporated into the future constitution of Nigeria so as to give legal backing for any tribe to peacefully exit the forced union if it feels marginalized in future. According to Enahoro, such provision in our constitution would instill in all Nigeria's future leaders the fear of the consequences of misgovernance. But Azikiwe, speaking on behalf of Igbos, rose against him in the parliament and labelled him an agent of disunity, and enemy of Nigeria. At a later date, Awolowo too made a case for secession clause, but Azikiwe again resisted him and instigated the colonial authorities to threaten him and Enahoro with charges of treasonable felony if they didn't stop proposing secession clause for the future constitution. While Azikiwe did all these, Igbos cheered and urged him on because they felt the future Nigeria was theirs to dominate and lord it over every other tribe
Before independece, Tafawa Balewa too had in a public speech described Nigeria as a British experiment and Nigeria's unity as a British intention which Nigerians themselves don't believe in. But Azikiwe kicked and demonized him too. Had Azikiwe co-operated with Enahoro, Awolowo, Ahmadu Bello and Tafawa Balewa about the secession clause, Nigeria perhaps would not have been this misgoverned.
For those in doubt, here is a link of one of the numerous instances in which Nnamdi Azikiwe fought against the secession clause proposal for the future Nigeria constitution.

If they ask you for proof of all these jargons now, you will start saying my papa say. Las Las, e no go pass journal wey an afonja write for inside him rud mud house you go bring as proof.
Azikiwe had all these super human powers, yet he was just a ceremonial president. What happened to all his powers then?

No mind them, if e sure for them, make dem show ring road.

SmartProf:
Which new speaker? Even the so called new speaker won't reply the congratulatory message cos he knows he is China made...u guys should keep deluding yourselves. Obaseki has your antidote.

Kirigidi:
Having Bihari as president is one of the greatest mistakes this country has made. These Islamic northerners have serious evil agenda against the Christian South, yet our southern leaders and youths are so dull to sense the danger ahead. These people are looking for southern lands to give to their moslem Fulani brothers under the disguise of this satanic bill. So that in the near future you will have Fulanis as indigenes in all southern states thereby making it easy to conquer the South whenever they desire. Southerners! Southerners!! Southerners!!! Wake up before it will be too late for your sake and the sake of your future generations.

All these rubbish the North is doing will amount to nothing once the South Arms itself up.

Newman224:
You that use to read your own Bible, when the wall of Jericho came down did the children of Israel go and sit down and fold their hands?. Did they not enter into the city to capture it. If we pray from now till tomorrow and those who are supposed to do the needful refuse to do anything, we are going nowhere

My argument is just the wrong assertion that you MUST do something after praying before God can/will answer your prayers.

Ihatemumu:
Nobody said Yahway is not impotent, I only said Prayer alone cannot fix Nigeria.

Look at other developing countries, they also work and pray.



Learn to read articles and understand before replying

I read what you wrote. Learn to understand yourself.

When the children of Israel besieged Jericho ( a city wall they have absolutely no power or means to bring down), how did they go about it?

Go and read the bible.

Ihatemumu:
In Jesus name without efforts is zero. Sadly,

Fallacy. Yahwey is not impotent.

Ehen, bini people, i have been seeing that Oba "sword" for some time now, what is the significance of that very sword? i have seen the second once is used for cultural ceremonies.

If it is diabeties, your urine should be sugary. No taste is usually after you take medications for fever. Salty is usually normal. Bitter is about a disease/illness you have currently.

Well it depend on the kind of ogogoro the drinker drank before releasing sperm. If Ogogoro can cause a fully developed sperm to spin, I see no reason why an ordinary sperm won't spin.

This is just a theory. Not necessary Ogogoro, but I feel there might be an alcoholic phenomenon in the process that creates sperm in the scrotum, reason why they come out spinning.

I dont know if any part of Biafra includes any part of Yorubaland. I can't understand why at the mention of Biafra, Yoruba hungry urchins will all come out of the crevices of olumo rock.

I was looking for where you used N500 inside to buy your babe Sharwama. Thank God for your life and sense.
For person wey say him nearly die, you still get strength to protest the half pay. Lazy Youth.

Youngpo413:
Vernee Thor E has a very very long lasting battery but no quick charge.

Follow come Charger charges it fully under 20 mins. just have to switch off the wifi or data while charging.
** also check the USB cable, if yours is not charging fast, the problem might be from the cable.

The Buhari we know doesn't have rubber fake ears.