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Politics › Re: Thread Closed. Thanks for your submissions by Malawian(m): 5:40pm On Jun 04, 2020
Nwanyiogwashi:
Respect yourself she's not from ogwashi ukwu take note.
I have already found her facebook page.
Car Talk › Re: How Long Does It Take To Get A Driving License? by Malawian(m): 9:44pm On Jun 03, 2020
Flourhine:
Please can u enlighten me more about this.my email is Folarin.azeez@yahoo.com u can simply drop me some needed info I might need please bro
Bro, the process is very straight forward, unless the centre you go to dont have the required tools. the one I went to at Aguda (LCDA Secretariat at Thomas Animashaun) They have everything needed for both capture and printing. As per Naija levels, you might need to roger here or there to fast track it, especially if there was crowd. There wasn't the day I went. in fact we were just 4 in number that morning. You will register and fill form in one section and also pay the fees for the licence there, then you will go to another section and do oral and visual examination where they will ask you several questions. if you pass, they forward you to capture section, if you fail, they sell you the manual and CD for you to read and come back later In 2 weeks to resit your exam or you..... grin as per Naija wey we dey. At the capture section, they take your picture and biometrics and stuff. even your file you registered with in the first section would have found its way to the capture section, where they also scan you signature and stuff and fill your other details into the system. (they had internet connectivity, so it was uploading to central database right away)

las las, they print a temporary one for you immediately (I took my temporary one the same day) although I had to go and come back due to printer issues that morning.

two weeks later, you go and collect your plastic one, and drop your temporary one with them.

finish.
Romance › Re: I Bet You Can't Last 2mins In Bed With Me (photos) by Malawian(m): 9:21pm On Jun 02, 2020
Me wey dey find who go follow me last 2 hours.
Crime › Re: Uwa Omozuwa: Edo State Police Command Arrests One Suspect by Malawian(m): 8:00pm On Jun 02, 2020
The people who raped her are most certainly people she knows or can identify, otherwise, there was no point in killing her.
Politics › Re: Edo 2020: Buhari Summons Oshiomhole by Malawian(m): 1:39pm On Jun 02, 2020
adekolaelect:
Obaseki is too small to fight oshiomole in his first term as a governor .van we now see him running up and down like baby rat on the already lost to say second term ambition .
Wait until you see Obaseki Thugs...
Some people wey never stay for edo state before go dey yarn opata.
Place wey you no fit sleep until you lock both doors and windows, come manage the air wey remain inside all night.
Politics › Re: Gen. Philip Effiong On Biafra: "I was To Be Killed As Well, Not Just Igbos." by Malawian(m): 1:15pm On Jun 02, 2020
muykem:
This is exactly the problem of Igbo which they don't understand even in their actions till today. How can you went into war by not first study the mode of so called world powers and you knew they were stakeholders. This is the different between Igbo and Yoruba. You use your brain not emotion to take action.
Would the "World Powers" have gone to war with Igbos, if they dint have willing tools in the Yoruba and other Nigerians?
Why did you leave your Oshogbo to go and be fighting people peacefully in their Biafra as at then?
How many White poeple made up the army units of the Nigerians?
Family › Re: My Brother's Wife Served Me With Just A Meat Instead Of Two Meats by Malawian(m): 10:37am On Jun 02, 2020
Are you sure that single meat is not anu kporo nku na eju onu ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: George Floyd Protests: Trump Deploys US Military In Washington by Malawian(m): 7:40am On Jun 02, 2020
SeverusSnape:
No. The protests are getting out of hand that's why.
The Democrats failed with their plandemic which was brutally put down by Mazi Trump, they went into Plan B with George Floyd's murder to stir up the streets. We have all seen Blacks protesting several times before, this looks a whole lot different, and you can't tell me it was because of Floyd. This is another Democrats play to wrest power from Trump. Watch, even after Trump puts this down as well, there will be another crisis. All these is to make sure their empty headed Biden is not seen anywhere the campaign train.
It is not a coincidence that Minnesota where Floyd was killed is a Blue state
Romance › Re: If You Don't Know How To Start A Conversation With A Fine Girl Use This Tricks. by Malawian(m): 9:42pm On Jun 01, 2020
NengakGodwin1:
That's like hailing Her, man. And e go make you regret later. You don't let a girl have the impression that you think she is "fine" at first.
Stoop to conquer bro. Chop her pussy first, then the second time, ask am again..
Do you have pet insurance? She will be wondering what for, then you complete.. Cos I am about to eat your pusi. cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija Frodd Spotted Rocking Matching Outfit With Elo, Ike, Omashola, Joe by Malawian(m): 9:40pm On Jun 01, 2020
I didn't watch a single episode of the last BBN.
Romance › Re: If You Don't Know How To Start A Conversation With A Fine Girl Use This Tricks. by Malawian(m): 9:30pm On Jun 01, 2020
Msheeew, just ask her.. Is your father a terrorist; cos you are the bomb.
Lemme come and be going

Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Has More Power Between In UK Between PM Boris Johnson And The Queen? by Malawian(m): 9:00pm On Jun 01, 2020
Soldier come, soldier go, barracks must remain.
Education › Re: Aerial Pictures Of The Obafemi Awolowo University (great Ife) by Malawian(m): 8:49pm On May 31, 2020
I hussled admissions in this school for two years. OAU Ife is like another world entirely. Or at least back then sha. This is after you come out of modakeke (ajengunle) where you are living to go and see London (OAU Ife).
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Malawian(m): 11:01am On May 31, 2020
Premiumwriter:
So my sisters just returned from church and were asking me why didn't I go to the church.

I asked if they didn't hear about the lockdown and the told me the church was filled today.

Can you imagine that?

In the village here, the pastors whose opinion these people trust more won't care to educate them or obey the lockdown order.

Instead they will start church as early as 5am and close around 6-7. I don't know if they expect the virus to be sleeping by then.

God knows what will happen if someone is with the virus one Sunday.
This Virus, where is it?
Politics › Re: I Gave Asari Dokubo N20 Million In Kuje ,He Called DSS For My Boys-Nnamdi Kanu by Malawian(m): 4:40am On May 31, 2020
Ijaw man don cashout. cheesy cheesy This shit is so funny.

Lamidi Cownu, here is what Dokubo did with the money. Check the table well well.

cheesy cheesy

Romance › Re: How Can You Save Yourself From Your Wife In This Difficult Situation.(pic) by Malawian(m): 9:27pm On May 30, 2020
I love my life.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Who Would You Choose (photo) by Malawian(m): 9:25pm On May 30, 2020
Them use mouth dey say good physique still use eye dey check the pockets of the pot belly guys.
Crime › Re: Pastor Kolawole Samson Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Murder In Ondo by Malawian(m): 1:01pm On May 30, 2020
I think i remeber this story years back, so it was still in court all this while? Nigeria sef. But which one be death by hanging? when are we leaving the dark ages in this country sef?
Crime › Re: Lady & Her Friends Storm The House Of Her Cheating Boyfriend To Destroy His Car by Malawian(m): 1:00pm On May 30, 2020
I just forget myself for one minute dey imagine say na my car this geh Bleep up lai dis grin grin

Her papa go buy me car today today o.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Signs Executive Order Targeting Social Media Giants' Legal Protections by Malawian(m): 6:13am On May 30, 2020
Exc2000:
at no point did Buhari sponsor any bill relating to social media in the two houses, not once did he sign an executive order relating to social media( al his 8 executive orders don't even relate to social media)... Senator Abdulahi that reintroduce the social media bill is from Niger State and not in anyway related to Buhari... stop all this petty lies against your President, that's evil
As usual, hiding behind technicalities. We know ourselves in this Country jare.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Signs Executive Order Targeting Social Media Giants' Legal Protections by Malawian(m): 5:45am On May 30, 2020
Bar1941:
But when Buhari tried similar thing you guys called him a tyrant....Asslicking no go kill Nigerians.
Buhari wanted to censor Nigerians just like Twitter tried to censor Trump. Why is it that we don't like saying the obvious truth? Trump only tried to make it difficult for Twitter and other SM to censor free speech, whereas, Buhari tried to gag Nigerians from free speech. All these Government school ex students on this forum is tiresome.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Signs Executive Order Targeting Social Media Giants' Legal Protections by Malawian(m): 5:39am On May 30, 2020
Exc2000:
Those who support Evil with all their might

can you point out the very evil I supported, lets not just make empty allegation lets be factual.. state one evil you caught me supporting?
I suppose I should also have mentioned those who also pretend to be Puritan despite the obvious. We have one currently ruling the country. So once again, where do they find people like you for real? Are you guys born or are you guys made?

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