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Femi:
Mamba, the project was to find the chic (chiczxy is my way of spelling chic as it sounds merrier and sexier) so get on with the project.
On another note, You may not worry anymore as your competence is questionable. Ra is doing a better job dude!!

Why is my competence questionable

Femi, I'm a guy like you and I'll urge you to trust me on this.
My resume speaks for itself because I have 18yrs experience in Arrangee runs.
I'll get you her number, the authentic number, It's an MTN number (0803).
Just leave the project for me and I can guarantee you'll be signing the dotted lines with this chick that's not only funny but also has a pleasant personality.

@kodewrita,
I think you better take cover cos I can sense flames coming your way from our Catholic Faithfuls........
I'm not a Catholic but I respect you guys & I gotta say I've heard so many things sha, some good, some well.......

kodewrita:
@mamba well as to those girls, well they are usually used for contrast as in "If he/she(as ugly as he/she is) can look good in that dress then I can "

I now understand.
So girls can also model too
I thought modelling was only for girls

It was all a dream!!!

Mamba, Mamba, Mamba, Mamba, Mamba is everywhere and allover in this thread,
[I]I no dey o![/I]
when some people start dreaming about Mambas chasing them up and down,
[I]no be me o![/I]

trish:
But the part about Liverpool beating AC MIlan, no way . Liverpool is going down!

Is it because AC has Shevchenko?
well, for your information, Liverpool also have Cisse and Baros, not forgetting Garcia the bad guy, AC is in trouble.....

trish:
May Devotions
we have few days left in the month of May and remember brothers and sisters that this is the month of Mary our Mother.

What's so significant about Mary and May?

IMO, MARY / R = May is it?

Let's see.... , OK, I think I can try to decode the text generated by Ayinde , this is what I think the guy really wanted to post.

I'm Ayinde and I'm supporting Liverpool as the winner of the day.
Liverpool will win because they are in form, have good defenders and professional midfielders.
In the tournament, they were unbeaten at home and away at Old Trafford, scores were 1/0, 2/1, they've performed well in this tournament and should win the upcomming match.
#I like their pattern of play
#I like the midfielders
#I like the professional experience of their coach

Up ultimate for real and I send my kiss to ultimate Gulder.
Mr/Mrs Ultimate, I need your assistance in my studies, I've just gotten admission into poly Ibadan and I need your Gulder ultimate assistance.
May Almighty God be with you and your company in Jesus name [AMEN]

ayinde:
I ayinde, am supporting liverpool and is the winer of the day. .

we are jubilate be for the day, becaus[tt][/tt]e I don winne the[list]
THE REASON THAT LIVERPOOL THEY ARE INFORM AND THEY
AF THE GOOD DIVENDER AND PROVITIONAL NEW MIDVIDERS.
IN THIS TONAMENT THET ARE UNBRETY IN HOME AND WHEN
THEY GO TO OTRAFOUD IDEA 1/0,2/1 OR DIRRO.THEY ARE
PERFORMS IN THIS TONAMENT THAN THEM SU NOT WINE
THIS COME MATCH.
# I LIKE THE PERTENS OF PLAYING.
#I LIKE THE MIDVIDERS.
#I LIKE THE PROFETIONAL EXPIRENCE MAN OUR COASH
MASTER LIVERPOLL.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@


UP ULTIMATE FOR RILL AND NEVER
I SEND MY KISS TO ULTIMATE GULDER.
MR/MRS ULTIMATE YOUR ASSISTER IS MY STUDY.I IN O LERVE AND I WANT
TO ENTER POLY OF IBADAN IN THIS AF GUT MY ADMITION IN THAT
SCH THAN I NEED YOUR GULDER ULTIMATE ASSISTANT. ALMIGHT GOD
WE YOU AND YOUR COMPLEN IN THE JESUS NAME I PRAY[AMEN].


THANKSSS....................
MY CONTET ADD
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3,ADUGA MATINS
STR,AGBADO IJAIYE
LAGOS STATE.
OR
99 BORNO WAY STR,
OYINGBO LAGOS
MAINLAND[EAST].

What da Heck was that, French or German ?

trish:
Just curious mamba, are you called mamba because of your love for snakes ??

I never thought of that, my nickname and the topic name having something in common
Well sha, I'm just curious about snakes because they're dreaded creatures, that's where the nickname comes from.
But hey, that was way back in secondary school.
BTW, I'm a cool guy, before people start thinking otherwise.

An average Nigerian will see a snake, hunt it till death and probably make a delicious meal out of it while an average American or Indian will capture it and turn it into a pet, this shows how scared of snakes Nigerians are and how creative they can be in the kitchen with a snake.

If you've ever made a meal from snake meat please feel free to tell us how it's prepared and how it tastes. BTW, I've tasted it b4 and it's delicious, just like turkey.

I like the review but I'm not a Nokia fan, I prefer Sonyericsson P910i which will surely kick 9300 or 9500's butts anytime.
Cheers!!!

It happened again today.
A particular girl kept flashing me intermittently, I got irritated and decided to call, guess what? She's asking me to send her a recharge card .
What the heck, I've finally decided to put an end to these outrageous recharge card demands so I sent her a Fake PIN
Her line will probably get barred and she'll stop disturbing!

I've had this car for a week now and menn, status dey change fast.
All the chicks in my estate are trying to identify with me already cos I now have my own ride. When I was walking on 2 they didn't see me, now I'm rolling on 4 and they now see me and like Hi mamba! what's up?

HABA NIJA CHICKS!!!

This thread is for those of us who own or have owned pet snakes at one time or the other
Feel free to tell us about your snakes and what you like about them, what do you feed them, are they poisonous, non-poisonous or defanged ?

BTW, If you don't own a snake and you're not a snake lover please tell us why you hate snakes

It's so funny but real, Nigerian girls can do almost anything to get airtime on their phones, TRUE OR FALSE?

I'm the outgoing type of guy and as such, I have so many female friends, they are all starting to get on my nerves by demanding for recharge cards upon recharge cards, I wonder if I'm the only one experiencing such outrageous demands from girls.

Well, to cut the whole story short, I'll like to know who these girls call and why they want airtime on their phones desperately.

I'd rather brush than have a phone for a day.
Have you thought of the embarrassment an odorous mouth will cause you for a day
BTW, I don't use wallets, such an inconvenience (IMO)

I don't like the idea of MTN buying NITEL.

kodewrita:
when I ask girls what they do aside from schooling they all claim to be models.

It seems that's what's reigning now.
I've even seen some girls that look like  but they still claim they are modelling part time.

Femi:
find this chiczxy for me and payments will be effected immediately

Why can't you make up your mind Mr Femi, before it was Tayotina and now Chigszy. Plzzzz make up your mind or no deal..

Thanks Seun, I might post her picture if I can convince her about it.
BTW, I just hope all you guys wont start bugging me and asking for her number/e-mail if eventually she agrees to post her picture because she's the hottest girl I've ever seen in Nigeria, in fact she's the real African queen...

ed: brought here from Re: Beauty Pageantry! What's the point?

My friend is interested in modelling and I'll be pleased if anyone can offer any link to an agency that needs models in Lagos...

Her statistics are as follows
Height: 5'6"
Bust: 34
Waist: 25
Hip: 36

She's extremely pretty & very sexy.

Femi, give me the contract, I'll help you do the arrangee....

I have 3 crossbreed (Alsatian/Rottweiler) puppies for sale.

Very fine ones.

PM me if you're interested, only within Lagos...

tayotina:
Femi, what else do we need to know about tayotina? You know, Ra asked whether she was a representative on that forum, maybe you could give us more clues.

We want to know if she's single and searching

seun:
My fellow Nigerian men,

I am sorry to inform you that, even though many of us (excepting me) would [date or even marry an older girl, [I]most[/I] Nigerian girls are not ready to marry or even date guys that are younger than them! (at least, the girls on this forum).

Sorry boys, but it takes two to tango!

That one na story, in this age where men are scarce and so much competition among ladies.
Fine young Bobos are reigning nowadays o! They are much sought after by big time society ladies.

cOdec, I quite agree with you that women are attracted to money/rich men. I think this is peculiar to only Nigerian women, they are just so money hungry and can do almost anything for it ...

Getting back on topic, I think beauty pageantry is just a means of making quick cash for everyone involved, apart from the viewers who just want to see pretty girls ...

Poor Solo, you must have gone through a lot cos it's such a sad story.

My Mom and Dad are separated and my Dad has a new wife, I and my younger ones live with him, except our last born that lives with our Mom though we are all free to choose whom we want to live with sha.

As for your story Solo, if I were in your shoes and my dad came back asking for forgiveness, I'll have done the same.

Ra:
I most certainly would not! It's tough enough coping with those barely a few years older!

coping as in

I've seen so many people commit this offence while driving and I just feel we should talk about it.

Have you ever used your cellphone while driving and do you feel comfortable about it?
If you're in a vehicle and the driver starts recieving a call, do you feel endangered?
Do you feel people should be fined ₦4,000 for receiving/making calls while driving?

This is just one of the numerous fines now payable by motorists for traffic offences in the recent upward review of fines by The Lagos Sector Command of the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC) as from 1st of July.

Hence,
Driving without a seat belt attracts a fine of ₦1,000.
The use of phone while driving, ₦4,000.
Driving without license attracts ₦3,000 fine.

Some new offences were also introduced,
A fine of ₦50,000 for any private or public hospital that rejected accident victims.
A fine of ₦50,000 is the failure to provide adequate warning signs by companies embarking on road construction