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femialao:You need a girl right? Send me a PM and I'll help you out. |
jogego: Girls dem like to pose online sha, I just dey wait the day wey all of us nairalanders go meet face to face, na that day we go know....... |
I agree, i know I'm jealous but pls can you tell us the username of this generous guy that sent you the recharge card? Oh sorry, you can PM the username to me instead, we don't want all the chicks in da house spamming his inbox with recharge card requests..... |
Ok thank God there's someone here that has 5 snakes. Well, I had some 3 years ago, it was a poisonous snake that crawled into our compound and started shedding skin and littered its offspring’s allover our compound. I captured the cobra and was trying to keep it somehow but everyone in my house was so scared and kept warning me to get rid of the snakes or else they'll run away from the house, I refused to let it go. One Sunday evening, I came back home shocked to find out that my snake had been killed by our meguard and was being processed to be used for Okra soup. I was mad and later realized that my Mom gave the order that they should kill the snake and get rid of the smaller ones. I was very sad indeed... I'm still waiting for another one to crawl in again, this time I'm keeping it for good..... |
Allen, what do you expect? ![]() I'll tell her that she's ![]() what will you do if this ugly "Atutupoyoyo" girl 'toast' you? |
I know one guy that knows one other guy that knows another guy that knows Seun's girlfriend....... Details are still being processed..... |
I'll turn to Jesus whom is my only family that believes/knows I didn't do it... What would you do if you woke up suddenly and found out you were Saddam Hussein?? |
tayotina:Pls enlighten us, we wanna know the attributes of a mummy's boy.. |
People risk their lives for the money everyday so what da heck.... I'll pack my bag and move to Iraq ASAP, when I get there I'll use some of the cash to buy some RPG, SMG, AK47 and bulletproof vests ![]() What would you do if you woke up and found out you were Michael Jackson?? |
IAH:( 0 + belt = 8 ) so give her a belt, she'll turn from 0 to 8 ![]() |
I'm listening 2 DMX & SISQO (what these B*****s want from a N****) |
Go to computer village in Ikeja. |
One of the attributes of my ideal woman |
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Pinky: ![]() |
Most means almost all, probably 99.999999999% |
I'm real serious, this mag is so addictive. I've been reading them for over a month, my stepmom has like 100 copies of different issues so I've been keeping myself busy. I like that Mr jerry guy ![]() |
real funny ![]() eight always reminds me of something...... |
kodewrita:better lover is good sha, nice stimulating stories ![]() |
legs:oya! chics run for cover[/quote]This is a serious issue o! ![]() 6 girls have already sent me private messages.... others are welcome..... |
Women depend on men for almost everything.... |
Hotpikin, Allen wants to measure your temperature to know how hot you really are.... ![]() |
Most girls will say money is not an issue but they're all lying. |
Femi:No wahala my brother, but make you bring your sister along...... |
What's so special about this Razr phone? I've never seen the Mpx in Nigeria and I've heard rumours that it's unstable. |
Haba, girls girls girls and their way of embarrassing guys Atutupoyoyo I'm just hearing this slang for the first time ![]() For your information, some guys toast girls for the fun of it while others toast in order to sharpen their skills...... The more toasters a girl has, the higher her status, so i guess you should be happy the guys are toasting cos as legry said, when the guys aren't toasting you begin to wonder and Atutupoyoyo will then be a considerable choice. |
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make una dey do dezgy for us hia....see dem mouth like atupowetin una call am sef....