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RomanceRe: Pretty Lady Needed by mamba(m): 8:59am On Jun 18, 2005
femialao:
Hi, I'm a nice guy who really knows how to take care of ladies very well. I'm not bad in face, dark, and romantic. The only girl I have ever gone out with can testify to that. But I find it very difficult to ask a lady out for relationship. I always want a lady to come and ask me out.

The question is that why do ladies find it difficult to ask a guy out? Comments needed especially by ladies.
You need a girl right?
Send me a PM and I'll help you out.
RomanceRe: He saw me, so must he 'toast' me? by mamba(m): 11:22am On Jun 14, 2005
jogego:
all these babes sef, why una dey pose? Na for hia una dey pose, weda una dey gree for all this atupowetin-call who sabi? tongue make una dey do dezgy for us hia....see dem mouth like atupowetin una call am sef....
grin grin Girls dem like to pose online sha, I just dey wait the day wey all of us nairalanders go meet face to face, na that day we go know.......
Nairaland GeneralRe: What do we stand to benefit from this website? by mamba(m): 10:56am On Jun 14, 2005
I agree, i know I'm jealous but pls can you tell us the username of this generous guy that sent you the recharge card?

Oh sorry, you can PM the username to me instead, we don't want all the chicks in da house spamming his inbox with recharge card requests.....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Snake Lovers in Nigeria: introduce your pet snakes by mamba(op): 10:49am On Jun 14, 2005
Ok thank God there's someone here that has 5 snakes.

Well, I had some 3 years ago, it was a poisonous snake that crawled into our compound and started shedding skin and littered its offspring’s allover our compound.

I captured the cobra and was trying to keep it somehow but everyone in my house was so scared and kept warning me to get rid of the snakes or else they'll run away from the house, I refused to let it go.

One Sunday evening, I came back home shocked to find out that my snake had been killed by our meguard and was being processed to be used for Okra soup. I was mad and later realized that my Mom gave the order that they should kill the snake and get rid of the smaller ones.

I was very sad indeed...

I'm still waiting for another one to crawl in again, this time I'm keeping it for good.....
Forum GamesRe: What Would You Do If? by mamba(m): 9:51am On Jun 14, 2005
Allen, what do you expect? grin grin

I'll tell her that she's kiss and I'll agree on only one condition, guess the condition?? grin

what will you do if this ugly "Atutupoyoyo" girl 'toast' you?
RomanceRe: How was your first date? by mamba(m): 8:52am On Jun 14, 2005
I know one guy that knows one other guy that knows another guy that knows Seun's girlfriend.......

Details are still being processed.....
Forum GamesRe: What Would You Do If? by mamba(m): 8:39am On Jun 14, 2005
I'll turn to Jesus whom is my only family that believes/knows I didn't do it...

What would you do if you woke up suddenly and found out you were Saddam Hussein??
RomanceRe: He saw me, so must he 'toast' me? by mamba(m): 8:32pm On Jun 13, 2005
tayotina:
Pinky, mummy's boys could be so irritating, I tell you. I pray our paths never cross!!!
Pls enlighten us, we wanna know the attributes of a mummy's boy..
Nairaland GeneralRe: What do we stand to benefit from this website? by mamba(m): 7:44pm On Jun 13, 2005
Na wa O! NIJA girls and recharge cards!!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-248.0.html
Forum GamesRe: What Would You Do If? by mamba(m): 9:22am On Jun 13, 2005
People risk their lives for the money everyday so what da heck....

I'll pack my bag and move to Iraq ASAP, when I get there I'll use some of the cash to buy some RPG, SMG, AK47 and bulletproof vests grin

What would you do if you woke up and found out you were Michael Jackson??
Jokes EtcRe: What did zero say to eight? by mamba(m): 9:54pm On Jun 12, 2005
IAH:
That's quite funny..what if she has figure 8 now and after two kids, she turns to figure 0? I mean figure elephant.
( 0 + belt = 8 ) so give her a belt, she'll turn from 0 to 8 grin grin
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by mamba(m): 6:49pm On Jun 12, 2005
I'm listening 2 DMX & SISQO (what these B*****s want from a N****)
ComputersRe: Problems with DVD-R by mamba(m): 6:32pm On Jun 12, 2005
Jokes EtcRe: What did zero say to eight? by mamba(m): 6:25pm On Jun 12, 2005
One of the attributes of my ideal woman
Jokes EtcRe: An Indian Woman's letter to her daughter by mamba(m): 6:18pm On Jun 12, 2005
grin grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: The MTN 'Sunshine' TV Advert ("oh, Jerry!") by mamba(m): 6:09pm On Jun 12, 2005
Pinky: rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
RomanceRe: Why are girls so eager for money? by mamba(m): 6:04pm On Jun 12, 2005
Most means almost all, probably 99.999999999%
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by mamba(m): 11:18am On Jun 12, 2005
I'm real serious, this mag is so addictive.

I've been reading them for over a month, my stepmom has like 100 copies of different issues so I've been keeping myself busy.

I like that Mr jerry guy grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: What did zero say to eight? by mamba(m): 9:56am On Jun 12, 2005
grin grin grin grin real funny grin

eight always reminds me of something......
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by mamba(m): 6:38am On Jun 12, 2005
kodewrita:
@mamba you are lucky its on the web or I would have reached over and strangled you. better lover is not reading material its just a way for you to over-exercise your neurotransmitters without any physical stimulation (in your own case I don't know what you do for stimulation)
better lover is good sha, nice stimulating stories grin
RomanceRe: Men Don't Fall in Love by mamba(m): 6:27am On Jun 12, 2005
legs:
[quote author=mamba link=topic=365.msg4903#msg4903 date=1118504446]And I'm the Number one Mr eligible bachelor, interested girls should PM their applications to me....
I need a wifey....
oya! chics run for cover[/quote]This is a serious issue o! grin

6 girls have already sent me private messages....
others are welcome.....
RomanceRe: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females by mamba(m): 5:58am On Jun 12, 2005
Women depend on men for almost everything....
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Flirting Thread ("You Guys Are So Funny!") by mamba(m): 5:42am On Jun 12, 2005
Hotpikin,

Allen wants to measure your temperature to know how hot you really are.... grin
PhonesRe: In Quest Of An Ideal Phone by mamba(m): 4:41am On Jun 12, 2005
RomanceRe: Why are girls so eager for money? by mamba(m): 11:55pm On Jun 11, 2005
Most girls will say money is not an issue but they're all lying.
Car TalkRe: My Car, Your Ride and Our Dream Cars by mamba(op): 10:57pm On Jun 11, 2005
Femi:
O boy me sef wey no know you before don identify with you now that the ride is here.

abeg make we trip go obudu hills joo

holla me
No wahala my brother, but make you bring your sister along......
PhonesRe: Motorola MPX and RAZ RV3 by mamba(m): 10:40pm On Jun 11, 2005
What's so special about this Razr phone?

I've never seen the Mpx in Nigeria and I've heard rumours that it's unstable.
RomanceRe: He saw me, so must he 'toast' me? by mamba(m): 9:35pm On Jun 11, 2005
Haba, girls girls girls and their way of embarrassing guys Atutupoyoyo grin grin I'm just hearing this slang for the first time grin grin

For your information, some guys toast girls for the fun of it while others toast in order to sharpen their skills......

The more toasters a girl has, the higher her status, so i guess you should be happy the guys are toasting cos as legry said, when the guys aren't toasting you begin to wonder and Atutupoyoyo will then be a considerable choice.

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