₦airaland Forum

legry:
ya all neeed to get hooked up, look there are lots of single dudes on this forum hook your self up and get out of this world of men dont fall in love theory

And I'm the Number one Mr eligible bachelor, interested girls should PM their applications to me....
I need a wifey....

seun:
One tall lady on the Oprah Winfrey show, whose husband his shorter than her, said something like this:
"When you [I]lie down[/I], the difference in height doesn't matter anymore ..."

keep dreaming about MTN GPRS..........

They have EDGE in SA and only care about milking Nigerians

Nokia 3510i is MMS capable.
If you want ringtones, I can send enough to you via MMS if you have a glo SIM with GPRS activated.
Let me know if you want, just PM ur Number to me.
Hope PM is still free [I]sha[/I] because I've been hearing rumours of 15 Naira/PM lately.

medube, why don't you call glo customer care on 121 for your line to be provisioned first?
Have you tried switching your SIM into your friends t610 or p900 to see if it will work?

Women enjoy sex more than men do. ( if not, why do they moan & speak in tongues)

Honeymoon is not for learning, are you guys in class or what?
It's for enjoyment.

dablessed:
I gave a scenario of a friend of mine, whose husband disvirgined on their wedding night, after a six-yr courtship.

That guy should be in Guinness book.........

What's the point waiting

Your honeymoon night will be so awful cos you've never done it b4, no experience

Hmmm! I see?

Who's responsible for killing this story BTW?

@ 15naira/PM

I'll starve/deprive her of sex for one month.
She'll come back begging and I'm sure she'll never try it again lai lai

Not part of story
mamba with 3 girlfriends

The best way to find out who's prettier is to get a picture of both of them very early in the morning after waking up from sleep without make-up.

(IMO) I believe Omotola much prettier than Rita even though she's a mother of 3, she's taller, sexier, more intelligent, better shape, better figure and everything better....
Rita applies too much make-up, just imagine her without lipstick and afro

I browse the web on my p910i via third party applications such as webviewer, opera and netfront via my home pc internet connection.
The speed is about 8kbps which is quite good.

I have this application on my smartphone that repels mosquitos, it's called mosquitonet.
This app really works, all you have to do is install the .sis file on your phone and launch it, your phone emits an inaudible high frequency sound that scares off those suckers.....

https://shop.my-symbian.com/include/pictures/803171/hand.jpg

Everyone seems to be walking away like Craig David

Ra:
I'll do you one better; if I'm unfortunate enough to date a guy who even attempts (raises his fist and barely manages to control himself) to slap or hit me............ we are H I S T O R Y!!!

What if it was your husband and not just a lover, would it still be HISTORY?

Allenpowered:
hmmmmmm!I've never been to Zamfara

Hope you didn't come back with short sleeve

I'll turn the other cheek

tayotina:
What if he gets the wrong impression and ends up 'screwing' the lady?

Which screwing are u referring to?
Screwing as in "to take advantage of" or screwing as in "To have sexual intercourse with"

Ok, here's a logical explanation.
The reason why ladies are crazy about tall guys is because a tall guys  equipment's gotta be tall too since he's tall right?
The taller he is, the taller he's equipped(IMO)

legry:
Femi I have her number, address, age, colour, height, liked food, best film infact femi Ive researched and I have all the answers you want

Legry, hope you've not been stalking our African queen, how did you get all that info?
Femi, if you really need this chick you know who to call on

Allen, you'll have to go get a sex change b4 i can consider sending you a recharge card

Guess what
The girl I sent a fake PIN to called me and started complaining that the recharge card I sent to her was invalid.
A whole load of drama occurred.....

ezinne1212:
I'm always amused at how quickly a guy will tell you, "he loves you". Its often followed by a series of "I don't want to hurt you", "I did not mean to hurt you", and " I hope we can still be friends".

Well, you're right [I]sha![/I] I've had so many friends that do stuff like that (players)

As for me, though I like girls but I don't like the idea of toying with their feelings. I'd rather reserve the "I love you" for my wife to be.

Guys, If you don't love a girl then keep it simple and stop professing love. What goes around comes around!