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Pinky:
[quote author=IAH link=topic=276.msg8059#msg8059 date=1119876943]If my boyfriend slaps me, he will see HELL. Of course that's the end of the relationship, then I will arrange for some thugs to go and beat him up, leave a huge scar somewhere on his body(preferably his face) so that he will always remember.

if you can do this to him then he was probably nevr your boyfriend or you never felt a thing for him...girlie, wrong+wrong=very wrong don't try such a thing my dear, & if he's a guy you love, if he comes begging for forgiveness I bet you will forgive him unless you've been looking for excuses to drop him off sinceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[/quote]Well said.....

Most people, after realizing that it was wrong to have slapped their lover will come back to plead for forgiveness.
If it's a first slap then it's worth forgiving.

shockreaction:
Why would you let so much good food pass by? I mean, come on, "good" food is good. I'll definitely attend the wedding [reception], eat as much "good" food as possible, congratulate the couple, and move on with my life.

Shake me jare!
correct man....

pkrix:
beautiful ladies are always poorer because they feel they are beautiful and so can always get whatever they need by flaunting their beauty whereas the ugly ones knowing they are ugly know that no one may even take a look at them go busy always finding success and wealth.

I understand you jare!

True talk!

Pinky:
if you re not careful, you re going to get part of curses rained on him by those girls you do arrangee with for him..

I know so and I'm no longer a party to arangee for him..

Why do i have this funny feeling that you love this girl sha...

Seun:
Nairaland is the best way. Ask legry and love4ever .

Tayotina/Mosiate

I know you are both fine babes as per your posts and I'll only warn you to stay away from this guy o!

You might be thinking of Aristo runs but this guy doesn't look like a sugar daddy in any way.
He looks very young, well built, handsome, sexy and got $$$, charm & style.
By the time you start rolling with this guy, he'll lead you on and you'll start falling for him, the guy knows how to play his game well and he's very deceptive with his cool, and calm way.
He'll just tap ur arse till he's tired and dump you like garbage regardless of how pretty you are.

The last girl, my (childhood friend) has refused to talk to me for 3months now cos of this guy, she keeps saying that I planned it all just to mess up her life cos I was the one that did the arrangee! besides, there are two other girls on my neck too...

The guy is based in L.A but comes to Nija regularly for trips....
If you still wanna try something funny we can continue this jist via PM, I'll give you his number abroad or you can just wait till he comes to Nija b4 X-mas.
I'm sure if I tell him there's one pretty/sexy Tayotina or Mosiate chick that wants to meet him , he wouldn't even mind travelling just to have fun.
But I just wanna remind you that I'm not a part of this deal and whatever happens, I'm not to be blamed cos I'm already in enough yawa for now.
Even his old momsie (my Aunt) has tried to hook him up several times but he always uses them and dumps them sadly.......

BTW is short for By The Way

Eresi:
Please, don't allow her unless if you don't mind losing her.

well, she's just a very close friend.
Though I've been toasting her but she's being very difficult.
Na wah for these fine girls sef!
I'm still trying sha, if it works out and she succumbs, Whalai I'll marry her.....
The girl is too much.

IAH:
[quote author=tayotina link=topic=481.msg6611#msg6611 date=1119288987][quote author=miriam link=topic=481.msg6604#msg6604 date=1119288121]A girl who allows any man to take advantage of her is stupid.

Mind you miriam, that is not stupidity![/quote]So what is it if not stupidity?[/quote]Are you saying 99% of girls are stupid cos that's a reasonable assumed percentage of girls that have been taken advantage of(ex-virgins)?

Not being a virgin doesn't amount to stupidity

disallowed:
pkrix sorry to say but you are a correct "jew man" in the art of wooing a lady. hope you've learnt your lesson. the only point you got right was:

"Fifth: then use you brain and act according to the flow (her relation) from her too."

as a Fada in this art (hope I ain't over hyping myself) one thing I've learnt about gals is that they just want someone they can trust and relate with. if you play the mr nice guy/correct man e.t.c always fun to be with (it's all about how you make them feel, not necessarily the cash...although that can fast forward your runs in many cases) they'll dig you 100% and unburden their heart to you. then the ball is in your court. if you're the playa, you can hit the spot and step. but if you're genuinely in love, congrats to you. you just found urself a girl.

clap! clap!! clap!!!
@trae_ is the player we've been searching for https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-432.0.html

tayotina:
Seun I am sure when you set your eyes on me, you would quickly change your mind bout waiting till 30 before you 'toast' a lady.

This could likewise mean that he'll wait till he's over 30, maybe 50 after seeing you (no offense meant)

delarontus:
Are you people sure you are actually listening to these songs at the time of sending these messages or you are telling us your favourite songs?

eh! eh eh

I'm listening to 112 - Cupid  nice song..... It's on repeat....

Angelgal:
Mamba, please I mean no disrespect, but that 42 year old rich and handsome cousin of yours, what is he waiting for or is he not the marrying kind? Abi he wants to be a dad at 50? Unless he already has kids shaa..

Me I don taya for the guy sef o!
I've even tried to hook him up with so many cool pretty girls but the guy keeps using them and refuses to marry any of them. When I got into serious yawa with the last chick(she almost killed me) I arranged for him ( He slept with the girl, made promisses and dumped her) I decided to fashi the guy o! I don't want yawa from any girl because of this old player.
Maybe cos he still looks cool (if we're walking together, people think we're friends and that he's 28 or something), that's what's deceiving him sha! The guy needs deliverance o! abeg help me pray for him o!!!

mosiate:
mamba,let strike a deal,you're wondering what the deal is,tell me you become a lady and I will give you his addy.when you're through contact me through my PM.

Thanks but no thanks, I can't imagine being a girl even for 1 second.....

Ha ha ha ha!!! ROTFWL

O'boy I hope I don't die reading Pinky's last post, my stomach is aching terribly

If you're 18, 20 or 25 and He's 38, 40 or 45 then it's ok.....

My cousin is 42, handsome, unmarried, rich and cool, just like a 25year old guy. He has so many girlfriends btw 19 and 25years that would do anything to be his wife so 20years between don't matter (IMO)

I'm tired of Bang! Bang!! bang!!!

I'm now listening to Eedris Abdulkareem - Mr Lecturer (Nice one)

o'girl! the song sweet o!
My system is in trouble...

This song is reminding me of something sha!!

Bang! Bang!! bang!!!!

Femi Kuti - Bang! Bang!! Bang!!!

slowpoison:
I don't gget angry easily, I repeat, I no dey quick vex, stababy don't you want to be like stella, is president obasanjo not ugly, for your infomation na him be the prsident of atutupoyoyo association of africa.
stababy enjoy your moment in the sun or the heat of the toasting because if they stop toasting you yyou go go spiritual church for deliverance.
I don't like getting personal, but permit me, e be like say you still be teenager. go ask older women eveen your mama mates them go tell you say men old & young ones still dey use style show interest for them. so stababy if you true true fine just know today if you no know before say men both fine & ugly go toast you when them get the opportunity.
you self if that fine bobo never toast you use style toast am no be crime for girl to make the first move. but na serious crime for boy to dey broadcast am say chick dey toast am

Padi, you've said it all jare....

Multilinks has 'bout 8kbps download speed for sure,
anybody here using starcoms, intercellular, mts or reltel internet should give us details on download speed....

I just recently heard of diskcom or something like that, someone using it said it's DSL and very fast....