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iammo:
Gay Jesus with 12 gay disciples lol

Atleast Mohammed had children and wives

Something your Bobrisky God never had before he was killed

If you talk about Jesus like this, then you're not a good Muslim

AntiChristian:
May God bless Jagaban and all his appointees!

Amen in Jesus name

Shapeaso:
Virgin dey naija?

Plenty of them

talented321:
Some girls use to forget their body count at 16'' if u see how girls Bleep around within a day'' u will just take ur share and leave it for the next man till god send u one wife or u go to the village and marry one. Because my village has wife materials i can manage, so after when i'm done with the city girls i go and pick one from the village.
Now days girls'' many of them has this figure.
From 12 to 20yrs has 1000 to 3000 body counts
While 20 to 30yrs has 3000 to 8000 bodys

What about men?

Misterc:
Sad times indeed.... If the govt protects farmers from herders and ensures yield, why will this onion be 200 naira for 1?
Let's don't forget the insecurities in the north and the levies imposed to farmers by bandits up north....
It is well....

Amen.ooh. You've said it all. The insecurity its our major problems here in the North.

Mrfeel:
What if you later become physically challenged yourself?

Good question

May her soul rest in peace

muyico:
I can talks for 6days nor stop!

Are you now planning on embarking, on Talk-A-Thon?

KingMack:
ah no no inside the knife and the watermelon..who slice who

the melon sliced the knife

Available9:
Buying sliced watermelon is a sign of poverty...I bet the entire watermelon won't cost up to 1000 naira...buy the entire watermelon, put the rest in the fridge...why buy half ? Or you were not expecting to live to next day ?

Na u wey get the money, dey talk that Rubbish.

CHIOMAEZEH:
Cool......I know say Israel go still level Gaza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw70Bk5pNcQ

That one na for sure

decatalyst:
Dem go still collect after the 4days.

No be lie, hot hot

iwaeda:
Is it police that are lawful.

Good question

SensualMan:
Ogun. Lol.

Try Ogun, dem no born ur papa well to come back with your head.

All yoruba states are Harvesters states. Be warned!!!

Chaiiiii! Nna eeh. This your comment fit scatter place ooh

misreal:
He died well.I wish to meet my end while preaching the gospel

DyshApp:
Former Chelsea star, Mikel Obi, has stirred reactions online following an attack against demanding family members that act entitled.

In an interview with fellow football player Rio Ferdinand, the former captain of the Super Eagles bemoaned the fact that, in Africa, families frequently have the right to inherit an individual’s wealth.

Video:

When u make it in the game…. Beware! 🧨💰👀 pic.twitter.com/Xv04xpywsp

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) November 16, 2023

According to him, when an African person gets money, many cousins and relatives start to make demands, and some of sisters married men who just wanted to related to him because of his status.

The football player said that he sometimes had to be tough and set aside his personal demands since these people have so many children and need him to take care of them.

Mikel Obi stated that these extended family members believe he owes them money and threaten to go to the press if he refuses. It is prevalent in Africa, according to the football player.

In his words;

“When you come from Africa, when you make money, it’s not your money. You have all these relatives, cousins, and your sisters go off and get married to some guy who just wants to get married into Mikel John Obi’s family because his life is sorted, and then you start looking after this guy, and before you know it, they keep having so many kids and you look at it like,

‘Okay, you’re having this many kids, who are going to look after them?’ It’s you! It’s the culture because, for them, you owe them that, so sometimes you have to be strong and say, ‘You know what, guys, enough is enough; I don’t care’. They give you this thing whereby ‘if you don’t do it, we’re going to go to the press’. After all, what have I done for you guys? But this happens a lot in Africa. Not everybody comes out and speaks about it.”

Is this true😂

Follow up with more Relationship Topic on Relationship Talk Loung(link)

Very true, this is bitter truth

dejonathan:
What's the foul play Una dey smell?
Why not try ayilala
Una no go spend 10k self

What is ayilala?

EtinosaDLaw:
I was going to ask you if you will flout the NLC order when the strike eventually begins, then it dawned on me that you don't even have a job to begin with.

FarSide:
"Unprotected sex with 12 girls in 4 years, I'm afraid I might have HIV"

https://www.nairaland.com/7893353/im-afraid-might-hiv

Good evening fellas...
I made this post two weeks ago, I was so terrified, was going crazy but thank God for the words of encouragement from you guys. Your kind words and encouragement made me took the bold step
After thinking about my life, I decided to do the test; if I perish I perish. It is better than all the sleepless nights and nightmares.

For over a month now my Google searches is 99% related to HIV; the modes of transmission, early signs, late symptoms, prevalence rate in Nigeria, my state, general world stats.

To worsen the whole situation, last week when I was trying to hold myself together, my latest girl called that she's been feeling feverish, vomited 3x or so, she's lost weight and all... I froze. That's all what google fed me as early signs and it's barely 2 months we had sex...

So I woke up one day and fixed today, Friday 10th November for the test come rain come shine.
This morning, I woke up, promised myself it must be today. If I have it, I have it already. It's not like the test will put the virus in my system. Just a confirmation.

After all, I've joined some HIV support groups on Facebook and saw many were requesting for a match making. These would be my family at worst, they are humans too!

So I left very early for a mission hospital kilometers away from my house. I got to the place, sneaked in after watching to ensure the coast is clear from anyone that might know me.
I asked the gateman and he directed me to where I can get a compulsory patient's card. I got to the office and met no one on duty, so I had to wait. Just as I was waiting, a primary school classmate walked in with her husband, they a planning a wedding and the church directed them for same blood test.
"Whick kind wahala be this" I asked myself, I thought no one will see me here today. No wam, we waited together until the card lady entered, we got the card and proceeded to the electronic capturing center.

The woman at the electronic center was reluctant to attend to me that it must be couple that will come for the test, ahhh cou what?? Madam I'm single and I want to do a blood test to know if I'm health for a relationship or not... People come dey laff me.
Finally, I was attended to and was directed to financial department. I went and made my payment and was redirected to the electronic capturing center, when i got back, I called on the woman "ma, I'm asked to give u this receipt" she turned, "you?? Your case is different" she said. I was like has she confirmed I'm positive by mere look? How is my case different?

At long last she directed me upstairs, to the test office. Omo, I actually thought they would collect my blood sample and ask me to come back for the test result.
I had planned to go take some alcohol before I will come for the rest but no... Korokoro, the lad pricked my hand got and test strip and it was it.... Ma ma I stammered... Like are u seriously doing this now??
Just like when Kalistus ate the poisoned fish, I began to get weak.
She began asking me questions, but I was busy watching the test strip until a line began to form at the down side, it was a single line. I was a bit happy but it wasn't over as I heard it might take up to 20 minutes.
I burst prayer oo. Just then the lady at the opposite side called to ask my age and all that. Before I could turn back I say the test lady writing Negative. Omo, I jumped out, they called be back to come take my result sheet.
I rushed out dancing skelewu as I made my way to the exit gate.
My good people I'm Negative to HIV 1$2.

Congratulations

benuejosh:
It is very demeaning, foolish and unreasonable for people to actually think that about a Tiv man.

But i want to make it clear for anyone who will want to come to Tiv land for such expedition to please for the peace of the family he travelled and left behind that he should please write his will before living home. It is very important.

A Tiv man doesn't play with his WIFE and food. Going close to a Tiv man's wife when he is fully aware is like talking badly against Mohammed when you're a Christian in Sokoto or Katsina or Jigawa State. You know the result.

A Tiv man DOES NOT give out his wife as souvenir to visitors. You will DIE!

They said it was then ennot now

Neckpresser101:
small yansh dey shake o


Egypt and other Arab nations that are powerful kept quiet

One p!g In kwara is beating empty chest

May he be found safe and sound, wherever he is, in Jesus name

chiiraq802:
If you see an African Lion with an average length between 4 and 5 feet and you see a Mooslim terrorist. First kill the Mooslim terrorist. E get why.

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Hezzyluv:
Goodluck Jonathan was wrong when he said no religion teaches violence.

He's meaning "true religion" not just religion

STEWpid:
Chai..





This early morning??


Anyway, Kofornor of Kano State just sponsored a mass wedding, dem go soon born/increase Almajeri for every Nigerian streets.

89green:
Hate it or love it

Victory belongs to the Palestinians

Says who??

May her soul rest in perfect peace

DaddyRochie1642:
Use fuel and burn the whole trash

good answer

horsepower102:
Where are all the Hamas sympathizers in Nigeria?

This has been happening in Nigeria for decades and all of you hypocritical Hamas sympathizers have been silent.

Is it because the fulanis are predominantly Muslims and it’s okay if they kill kafirs for their lands.

May Eternal curse be upon you hypocrites.

You've said it all my dear. Amen and Amen, in Jesus name

Quality20:
Just accept her like that. Its good for a woman not to have many or any frieñds at all ,her staying at home always is a good thing. That's d type of lady I want . if u don't her just allow me to marry her

your funny

Smithkafors:
Nawao….has it gotten to this level?.

My thought too

bestman09:
Hope he's enjoying his 72 virgins already