₦airaland Forum

crest2j:
Hello NL,
Am lukin for uni in Canada to do master degree dat accept
third class. plz anybody with d info should reply me.

Look for Uni that does Pre Masters instead!

Dividend of Syrian Refugee, I don't expect it will pay off so quickly!


Assad said, "Pls help me to fight Terrorist, the world leader said they are just protesters".


RIP to the dead.
#sad.

All the way from Benin?

bisi16:
Na wah o! Are they ur mechanics? Take d car 2 d mechanics 1st and report any difficult challenge in d process. Or don't u know what "1st things 1st" means ni

I don't even know what to say but my thought is the dude may be first time car user or just under anxiety.

Hey dude, relax, it happens sometimes...

Get the car fixed and watchout next time.

Phuccck whoever write this shitt, phuccck whoever put this sh!t on front page. That phcccking negro ain't Nigerian. He won't even answer nigeria if accosted him.

This is what happens when you watch too much of porn with Mac. Mac is not made for porn! Your pc will crash!



Talking from experience

lovetterrison:
Simply means his image is stained and doing any business with him is dicey?
Both the repentant and unrepentant.

^^^ Wise Word.

He's not even posting here any longer.

Or changed his moniker.

freddie2014:
lol!! Make INSPIREDM catch you..him go dash you one Gwagoon!!

Has he refund revlution's money?

The guy na confirmed Oga Titus.

lovetterrison:
Good Morning fellow Brothaz and Siz, congratuation on the newly assigned ministers of our great country Nigeria. I want to use this medium to call on all nairalanders to support fellow citizen on how to fetch out and openly name list of auto scammers here on nairaland to avoid falling victim of this set of barbarians that feeds on other people's sweat because xmas is fast coming and they will be planning all sort of tactic to screw up good nigerians planning to buy car for christmas..
I've once heard of
chucky234
gazzuz
please kindly add urs and note please name listed above if am wrong kindly pardon me.
cheers

Are you for real? I was expecting the self proclaim billionaire in the person of Inspiredm but he no dey? Shey u know Wetin u dey tok? I still hear of the deceiver chucks234 or Wetin he be!

Sigh

StephanieEzeh:
In my 100L in school, I caught a guy in my lodge sniffing my panties. I promised to report him to Papa (the caretaker) but he started pleading that it was the devil's work. After many hours of pleading, I allowed the matter to die. Throughout the short time he stayed in the lodge, he wasn't comfortable. He never dared look at me in the eyes and he would always feel embarrassed when with other lodge mates and I happen to show up in their midst. I know he would be thinking I had revealed it to some people in the hostel He didn't stay till his rent expired; he packed out to live with a cousin of his at the other side of town. He always avoided me on campus. I pity him sha; he was just silly

I think this act is not only disgusting but shameful! Most guys do it at the slightest opportunity they get! I don't know what they benefit from such!!! I wonder the type of sexual pleasure they get Perverts!

That's guy is most likely a Nairalander, he's most likely a tribalist too.



Don't mind him shaar and you too keep your undies where guys won't have easy access to it.


Only God know Wetin AIG sef see or he hid baton for him trouser?

You can just mention his name nah.

It even happened in Africa!

Head like pepeye own.

Deport his burnt ass Omo Ale Biafra!

Alphaoscar:
For those who have been grounding his jets
out of wickedness and jealousy, come and
enter flights let us see.
The Lion has taken over the airports, railways,
oceans, seas, rivers, lakes, ponds, swimming
pools, NPA, NIMASA and lands as its minister.
Make una come enter plane anyhow make we
see.
Behold the Lion of Ubima.
Behold the Right Hon. Sir Oluwarotimi
Chukwubuikem Onyemaechi.
Behold the Federal Minister of Transportation
and Aviation.
The Lion is set to rooooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!
!!!!
-Ike Okafor

Permit me to join in this ride sir.

Also I noticed everyone who fight Hon. Minister fails. Starting from Mama Peace, Mbu, Wike, GEJ, etc

The list of those people is endless so I embarked on why, I discovered Chibuekw means "God is with us", I said "If God be for me, who can be against me"?

Lumidiski:
Guys, Please educate yourselves, UBER is running successfully in Lagos. I know lots of Uber partners who are VERY happy with their returns. Cash does not change hands, so drivers can't run away with your money.
Access Bank has already keyed into UBER in Nigeria. You can walk into any AccessBank and ask about it. Pay 20% down payment and they'll take the balance from your Uber earnings over a 4year period.

Just trying to keep us all informed, so that people stop yarning dust.


***PS This is NOT an advert! I Do NOT work for or represent UBER or AccessBank***

God bless you with this wonderful info.

dason4life:
Don't assume that people share the same weakness as you do.
Kindly proof the fact that Uber program is really running in Lagos and Abuja

http://techpoint.ng/2015/04/01/breaking-uber-expands-to-abuja-recruits-ex-easy-taxi-boss-bankole-cardoso-as-regional-manager/

This was as far as April.

It's no weakness as i'm currently joining the investment soon so your information may not be correct.

Cc: charix

dason4life:
Don't assume that people share the same weakness as you do.
Kindly proof the fact that Uber program is really running in Lagos and Abuja

This was as far as April.

It's no weakness as i'm currently joining the investment soon so your information may not be correct.

Cc: charix

dason4life:
Don't assume that people share the same weakness as you do.
Kindly proof the fact that Uber program is really running in Lagos and Abuja

I don't have any other verifiable source though!

charix:
Its not in abuja yet, I've checked their site.

Bro, it is. I just even confirmed from a friend who is also an investor.

dason4life:
Uber’s model?

For the fact that it worked in S.A is not a yardstick for it
success in Nigeria. Is S.A running TSA policy?

This is one of the factors why we are where we are today. Self defeat! Why won't it work? What are your thoughts? Uber has been running effectively in Lagos and Abuja and will soon be in PH.

Personally speaking, this is a nice development for our transportation sector.

Any known problem with the car?

romefe:
Pls forum members I have a driver licences which I did but without capturing and I was told I will need to sumit it in Winnipeg to get there own. My question is will they confirm it with Nigeria road safety or not.

Guy, you can use your personal discretion on this. If you successfully used this license here with no problem from police of FRSC, why not their? If you doubt the authenticity then don't present it! It's not so good to add more insult to the nation's integrity by putting up this info here!

swaggprofessor:
I never truly believed in love so I tried double dating so as to prevent ever giving my heart the opportunity to do so. It was going perfectly well for me cos I decided the pace of the relationship and there's nothing as lovely as having different ladies use their credit to call you every single day ( or so I thought). it was fun for me and when they get all attach and hoping that one day I might popped the question then I look for the slightest argument and am off and there's no coming back.


It seems all happy happy endings for me never having the inkling that my whole lahlahland will come crashing down in my face faster than a pack of cards falling under gravity.

It was on a Friday morning, my cousin brume who I haven't seen for 6yrs came to spend the holiday with us, I was showing her around when she drew my attention with a loud woowww like a child who just heard the sound of a thunder I turned swiftly towards the direction of her sight. When I saw a figure that could only be imagined never seen. My eyes located a radiating dark complexion lady with a waist not more than 28, hips close to 42, 5ft7, long dark hair, brown eyes and a Damn killing catwalk. For the first time in as long as I can remember. B4 I could regain myself my cousin had gone to her to have a chat her and she somehow stylishly introduced me to her and that was the timing I was looking for and I grasp it with both hands with sweet gists that she gladly asked us to walk her she told she just moved into the area and was glad to have us as friends.

Instanter, After the long walk me she gave me her number and showed me her house telling me she would me glad to have me visit her anytime. I went home feeling as a ghost gliding on air all thanks to my cous( though am still paying her for it till date).


Flashforward, 2months later we were like the best couple in the area with me been a poster of change most girls try to advertise to their unrepentant flirtitious boyfriends. All of a sudden I was embracing love with both hands. For the first time I could say I truly fell in love and for just those moment I felt loved(or so I thought). Having sex with her was an undescribeable fun.

On a Saturday afternoon, all kitted up in my man united jersey ready for the barclays weekend when her call came in. she told me she all alone and she needed company, I jumped instantly forgetting the club game for my personal away game armed with different brand of rain coat. I got to her house in 3mins which is my personal record of my walk to her house.

before I cud count 1-10 backwards it started raining inside her apartment so I bought out a variety of my raincoat instantly like a soldier in a bring back our girls mission after 2rounds of the race in her peak she said " it's the best sex ever,BB" I was dumbfounded cos I am BJ and my bestfriend is BB.I just got dressed and walked out.

Pls, I need your advice cos am going out of my mind ryt now. she gave 23miss calls this morning. What do I do cos I can't stand her presence now.

Asking what to do with this your well written article baffles me. But anyway, she's just one of dem oloshos. You know say dem get class?

Diamonddris:
There is this girl that I am having some crush on,she is pretty..and there is also a good friend of mine in school, anytime I tell him about a girl I admire, he is always too eager to see the girl.

And when he sees her he will exhibit some funny characters that even gets me ashamed sometimes in the name of making the girl like him..

Recently there is a girl I introduced to him, he talks about the girl like every where we meet..at the gym,game center,bet center. everybody in the street knows that I am having crush on this girl..

The most touching part of the story was yesterday when I got to the school, I called the girl on phone and the first question she asked me was "DID UR FRIEND COME"..minutes later I called my friend who did not come to school and the first thing he asked me was "DID LOVETH COME"..

I was so confused that I almost had a BP rise..

I need your advise fellow nairalanders..

Could there be something FISHY behind me?

No be like say him fine pass me o..I murder the guy when it comes to height and handsomeness,with my pink lips...but why?

Free both of 'em and wait for your time to screw the girl, she's definitely not a keeper!

And you think they exchange the slap because of the commoners?



I can't wait to renounce my citizenship.

How is she different from Bino Olosho's?

liljboy:
I'm so ashamed of guys who go to a girl's Facebook wall to thank her for accepting their request. Please stop doing that! For the love of gala and la casera stop it!

The worst part is you don't even say it correctly... you'll visit a girl's wall to see posts like,

#"Thanks for acceptment..." "Thanks for the
acception..."
#"Thanks for the acceptation..."
#"Thank you for acceptizing my request..."
#"Thanks for being acceptive..."


I even saw one recently, it goes like, "Thanks for accepting my request. May God bless you and your family, anything you seek you shall find... any weapon fashioned against you shall not prosper... every evil obstacle will be diverted IJN... AMEN!!!"

This whole prayer for an ordinary request?


KAI! ADVICE NO BE CURSE.... GUYS LEARN
KWANU!!!

They won't listen.

Mogidi:
The People's governor.

Peter Ayodele Fayose, the new Awolowo.

[size=20pt]I sees him like Adedibu of Ibadan with his Amala and Gbegiri Politricks.

He's not near Adelakun, Adelabu or Akintola not to talk of Awolowo.[/size]

shadelek:
MTN na useless network provider. Her data scarce like waitin. Imagine make mtn dey tell me to get 2015mb for 2015naira. No be their fault na, na me choose that network. And I was warned to switch to another better network. Currently, call rate to other networks here is 40k/sec while its 28k/sec to mtn networks. If one keeps making calls with this rate, when will one get a land?

I tried to port, dem no gree, i just remove their sim and keep it somewhere.