₦airaland Forum

deepwater:
Op stop this madness right now, you talk as if your know what it takes to get into such organization in Nigeria.

2011 NNPC exam, done and dusted, got invitation letters for final interview, went for same and nobody in the country was called thereafter, was it on NAIRALAND or naijahotjobs (can't remember) we raised money to make publications in the dailies and organized a rally, the spoke man then Dr. Levi ajunuma died that Sunday from plane crash in Lagos. Rumors had it that he was to come and address the protesters the next Monday. RIP

2012/13 new application, wrote the test again, done and dusted, Phillips consulting even sent us congratulatory messages and said they would get in touch in a fortnight, omo na four years we dey go so, we no see their hand let alone the touch.

Bitter truth remains, federal character means awarding job opportunity slots to governors and traditional rulers at the detriment of the youths!

You don't get my point, we didn't have to protest to get offer letters bro, the leader of that protest (I have forgotten his moniker) got the offer.
Strike the Shepherd and scatter the sheep

I can feel the frustration from your write up; woe unto these useless elites.

emmymdk:
Received a Mail from DPR... they invited me for Aptitude Test, but they dated it 1st August 1970 as the date of the exam and no venue was indicated. Sent a mail to them and yet to get a reply, I ignored them.

I can't come and kill myself

I just dint wanna be too pessimistic. The whole test idea is just a facade. They already know who they want. How could the HR dept have made such a glaring error; you even notified them of same yet, no response. Smh.

Livefreeordieha:
u know in medicine we have mercy killing..?me if I catch the pastor na righteous murder/homicide é go be.. Gbagbe oshi..

Lmao..abeg o ..Make God spare us from nonsense..smh

thorrvik55:
Wot u wrote is absolute bull**** . Only u said morata is not gud cos he was a bench player at real madrid( one of d best clubs in d world currently) and I named 2 gud players dat were benched last season and ur busy telling me bull**** . Besides morata had d best goal ratio in la liga last season, 15 goals from 55 shots so ur just contradicting urself...

Willian was a bench player last season but can u compare him to any attacking player at everton last season?
Use ur head to think well b4 u quote me again...

Smh...

Livefreeordieha:
terrible.. But Bro I wish all the best ooo... The day my wife will try it.. May God save the queen..

. It is belittling from all spheres to put your pastor before your hubby. Very Very humiliating. These are things husbands need to sort out satisfactorily to prevent evitable calamities. I can't even imagine catching a pastor on my wife, Jesu

jaszplus12:
I'm sorry but there's no place in the bible where law of marriage is given as doctrine ... God made it a cultural thing as long as it does not violate the standards of God. no pastor has right to tell you to follow any laid down principle or rules like you mentioned above. most people REVERENCE pastor more than God. have you checked your Bible to find out what God says about marriage abi you think your pastor knows better.
if you like her tell her straight if she likes you great...plan together then for courtesy's sake tell your pastor. if he gets annoyed that you should have told him before making a move then you know its out of selfish reasons he's doing so. he can't make law for God where God has not made any!

Wipe the pastor sef if he gets vexed

Sanchez01:
Funny. You just have to know this, save you don't follow football like every other person.

Isco spent most part of the immediate past season as a sub and wasn't even handed a first team start until football commentators branded him as 'the world's best reserve'.

One of the keys to Zidane's incredible record is that he had two strong teams in his 22-man squad, save for Danilo and Kiko.

James Rodriguez, Asensio, Isco, Lucas Vasquez, Kovacic, Fabio Coentrao, Casemiro, Nacho, Mariano and Lucas Silva all suffered the same fate as Morata because the first team never disappointed on the pitch.

Should I go on to list the first eleven and then have you compare them to that of any other team in the world alongside their reserve?

That is it.. First team has always been consistent,thanks to you know who".

Bro, i ff soccer o, i just cant start arguing, that is it. Well, let's watch out for the oncoming season.

Livefreeordieha:
By the way, why would i lend out my car to my priest or pastor?u will do so to reap wat u did not sow in the form of miracle ...today wives respect pastors more than husbands...they call them spiritual fathers...i wonder what will happen if we start getting our own spiritual mothers ...its really sad looking for favors where its not necessary,in most churches u cant marry anyhow because the pastor man of god has turned into a constituted authority that must ok it or u will be suspended or probed

Lmao @ spiritual mother . I ll reap spoilt maize like that man who reaped a used wife .

You are right bro. We are too centred around unconventional ways of providing solutions to our challenges, hence the quick way out - pastors telling them what they want to hear and not what they need to hear. God knows, a week b4 my marriage by His grace, i ll personally counsel bae all over again especially against these evil men called prophets of doom.

SlayQueenSlayer:
Guy, you no well o. Just tiri gbosa go dey okay for your guy na. Adding your bae on top goes against the guys code.

Na over joy do me o

Livefreeordieha:
bro i nor badt oooo..truth be told..diz religion crisis is worse than politics oooo...do u have any idea wat goes on in the churches now?recently i heard 2 despicable stories about pastors ..a pastor poisoned the church member with acid in so called holy water so he wouldnt return the car he borrowed from the member...another Nigerian pastor again gave fake revelation to the member not to bang the wife for 2years because GOD said that is the only he will bless the guy...meanwhile the guy should be drinking the pisss of the wife once a week ..later it was discovered that the pastor only said all this so there will be no clash of preeks as he was the one enjoying the honey pot of the woman...if the ediot of a man was reading his bible as he was supposed to and not believe in pastors but the bible and GOD ..he wouldnt have fallen prey to such fuckery...as we speak now many other bad things is going on now to gullible people because of their foolishness...2days ago it was discovered in Regensburg germany monastry that for the last 60years there has been 5,546 cases of child abuse and molestation in the monastry and that pope benedict brother knew about it..in poland there was a time they exhumed skeletons of babies in a covet because Nuns will get pregnant and abort or give birth secretly and bury..tell me abeg me and them who bad pass?

I learnt of the Catholic gist..Tho, I'm a Catholic but nobody holy pass. We ought to give 2face an award for coining dat phrase. A classic example of gullibility na d OP's Q na..sheer MADNESS.

As for the one whose wife had been dickkkeeddd all along 2 years ..smh...i just wish people could understand that, religion is more of your actions, heart and how you treat your neighbour and NOT ur religious leader's opinion. Africa has been blighted by political cum religious backwardness. Oyibo wey give us religion no even carry am for head like us. By the way, why would i lend out my car to my priest or pastor?

Sanchez01:
Morata is not your everyday bench player. We're talking a star-studded side here, and no team in the world can boast of the present quality of players Real has.

Again, Morata is very good, everyone knows this but Zidane's sentiment is the reason he is on his way out.

Sentiments, yes.. star studded, noooooooooo

samilo88:
A bench player at real Madrid is of greater worth than a 90min player at Everton. You can quote me anywhere.

Lmao..Rooney tha boss provides an answer to your fallacy and delusion.

Phonefanatic:
That's the reason why I said even Madrid won't buy him 50M. We backed cos of a ridiculous fee which I support.

Ok ok..i get you wella now.. very ridiculous fee for someone who may not perform in England, a bench player. I'd rather support our strikers with Chicarito than buy a player of such at that amount.

CaptPlanet:
Get your facts right bro. Morata cost £58m. The add ons are what makes up the other.

But since you put it that way, i'd pay 70m for a 2 time Champions league, spanish and italian league winner.

Lukaku cost £75m plus his add ons of £15m.


Now would u pay £90m for Lukaku that only scores against lesser teams with clear eye?

Oga, i commented based on the topic. Furthermore, he won two Champs yes, the ones he had guest appearances, right?

For the "lesser teams" line, CR7 only performed against lesser teams when he was with us; Rooney and Tevez were the beasts but look at CR7 today.....i blv you know the rest, bro.. so, you shluld do your assignments well before quoting people.

thorrvik55:
Mikhitarian was on d bench 4 most of last season, sometimes he was not even in d match day squad, even aguero was on d bench during d second half of d season, wot do u hav to say about dat? Can u say he is not gud because he is a bench player?

As a striker, wat matters is your goal ratio; midfielder, assist ratio. For Mikhi, he obviously had to adapt. For Aguero, he had lil issues with Pep cos d coach wanted a false 9 and Kun prefers to be a top 9. For Morata, you know the rest..

Livefreeordieha:
I see u have overdosed ursef with religion again as many Africans.. As u sleep tonight please think about ur life.. Read ur Bible very well.. Xtians now worship pastors even pay pastors to pray for them.. Where in the Bible did you read about this? God said believe in me and me alone but nowadays u lots worship and pray to men instead.. I know some opium overdosed ones will not agree but in the end wat is my bizness.. Ur doom ur life.. Livefree or diehard..

U bad abeg

KenModi:
I am Catholic and I dnt give two flying fvcks abt the opinion of my priest on the woman I intend spending the rest of my life with.

Abi na d fada/pastor wan marry d woman??

If my church refuse to join us in holy matrimony or even cause a delay in our schedule because I didnt inform them prior to wooing my lady, I go just go find any bible "believing" church around my area.

If those ones no gree to, I go simply pay my wife bride price, carry am enta house; after all na so our ancestors do am before oyibo people impose christianity on us.

No need to bother sef..do court wedding and traditional. God don recognise una b dat; witnesses go obviously dey too so, what's the big deal about church wedding? Cant even imagine my priest delaying my marriage assuming I'm to marry within my church.

Threebear:
My sister, the things I read here. I tell you, religion have dislocated some people's brain.

Honestly, i say i don tire for the kind of things i read here. I go soon deactivate my akkant.

Edkoliba:
Is OK to let your Pastor know,as your spiritual father and also depending on his spiritual level and understanding. Telling him is for him to pray with u and also for good counselling. If you are a True Christian especially a worker in the church. It's Important that he knows.

SlayQueenSlayer:
My girl is fond of bringing up her pastor's name when we discuss important issues. I made it clear to her that I am having non of that. I am not marrying her pastor's daughter so I won't see him. My business is with her family.

Tiri Gbosa + my bae for one week for you...pastor fire.

sammykess:
I want to know if it's biblical broo, Good one from Baba Adeboye

How ll it be biblical to seek your pastor's consent to marry? I tire for una o. What will you seek when you meet her parents?

tosyne2much:
All this "I need my Pastor's validation before I propose a woman" is bullcrap. And I see that only people with insecurity issues are usually fond of involving their pastors in things that can practically be solved with common sense

Some will even tell you according to their doctrine, your pastor is responsible for wooing a lady on your behalf. Soro niyen?

Baba Adeboye said, shine your eyes when picking a wife and never let any pastor recommend a wife for you. He said the highest a pastor can do is to counsel you. Finish!!!

U have said it all.. oro oshi....i just weak for all these kind of posts sef, a swear

serenegroup:
sammyk sounds like a deeper life. well I was delayed unnecessarily because I told her first and she accepted. when I was asked in the committee of elders the reason for telling her first, I told them it's because I don't want to be rejected, cos I have seen many brothers close to me rejected by sis.

Sorry to say, you seem gullible. You were delayed for wat? Are they God? Well, i honestly dont know what to type at this point but please bro, never let another man decide your life for you and more importantly, your relationship with Him.

ExpensiveG:
Suspend ke

For wetin

Dem chop craze be dat. If na me dem suspend, na to waka go find another church or I go just kuku ma stay house worship my own God. Abi dey gum my legs for dey church..... shooo .

Madness inside religion..smh

Benita27:
Is it the pastor you want to marry or the girl?.

Some peeps are just dumb, true..

Darkknightt:
OBO ma number artiste anyday.....

Glad u dint put "1"..

Phonefanatic:
I actually preferred this guy to Lukaku we signed but then let's see his performance against arrogant EPL style of play. Truth is Madrid won't buy this guy for 50M talk more of 70M.

You must be joking..pls, check their goal ratio. 70mm for a bench player? If u were a coach, would you sanction such a purchase?

Chelseafan1:
Don't forget say na me tear the kpekus first.....i actually sent her a message later when she wanted to talk to me dt she shud share the kpekus as she likes, it's none of my business, I chopped it first when it was still fresh.

There was ds day I drove past her school, she saw me, if u see d kind eye wey she take look me ehn, I burst laugh dt day

..Omo, this yarn is epic abeg..i dey love such paybacks. I just hope she gathers herself else, female junkie no b here o.

Caustics:
All for show. irrelevant if your visit did not help them physically, emotionally or in any other manner. Just like visiting orphans to take pictures of them and go home.

So, you think he dint give them money? If he had and announced it, na una go still talk; na wa for una abeg. Busy bodies..

Chelseafan1:
Mine dumped me for a yahoo guy wey dey shack her head, u know how these greedy girls from average families can be na.. ..d guy decieved her, promised her iPhone 6, lol, d idiot was happy.

News dt reached later was that d guy fucccked her senselessly, didn't buy her iPhone 2 sef, made her take drugs, weed, one time innocent girl eventually became a drug addict, a smoker and a drunk.

Hearing that gist about her alone made me forget her completely.

Eventually she got played and dumped.

Omo, lalasticlala need give this post "post of the year". As a reader, her decline sweet me let alone you wey experience am..Kudos to you abeg.

falconey:
Your Pics please......

Lol..exactly wat came to mind too after completing her post.

Kokaine:
i just came to think of it today, my client i once quarrelled with suddenly called me. he has a project for me. im actually ready to be patient and build myself for now. i wont be in any relationship till im ready again.

Exactly wat i did. I buried my head in work and lil enjoyment till i found the right one.