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CelebritiesRe: Ese Eriata: If You Dump A Man Because He Cheats, Your Brain Is Leaking by mapist(m): 6:03am On Sep 11, 2017
Kolababe:
Ese Eriata who is known to be an "i-don't-care" personality has chastised fellow women who complain about men cheating nature and use that as an excuse to walk out of relationship. According to Eriata who became more famous when she was brought in as a fake housemate during the recently concluded Big Brother Naija reality show,believes that it is ok for men to cheat on their women as long as they don't rub it on their spouses face.


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/if-you-dump-a-man-because-he-cheats-your-brain-is-leaking-bbnaijas-ese-eriata
"Leaking", not "licking". Smh.
CareerRe: The Future Of Bank Marketers In Nigeria by mapist(m): 3:55pm On Sep 10, 2017
davidodiba:
Bank job is good for others but not me
Good, that should be your line and not the way you put it earlier because kids are reading too. Life is all about choices hence the need not to ever GENERALISE.
CareerRe: The Future Of Bank Marketers In Nigeria by mapist(m): 2:50pm On Sep 10, 2017
dingbang:
are you the one that's going to give her a job?

I remember a time when I swore I was never going to work in a bank.. Here I am working in a bank... In life, we just have to survive... No matter what life presents to us.
I love your spirit; stay away from mediocres and people with negative energy.
CareerRe: The Future Of Bank Marketers In Nigeria by mapist(m): 2:40pm On Sep 10, 2017
refreshrate:
Banking is no longer what it used to be
All the flash that came with it in the past ...gone!

Now you see young people under heavy pressure wearing suits to cover up ...& owing heavily just to keep up with the jonses.

What baffles me the most? Every business in the country goes through these banks yet some people cannot see profitability in them despite entire business process being laid bare to the bankers when the businesses apply for loans. Instead what you'll be hearing is "I've been in this industry for 14 years..." who you epp? Even yourself?

Most of them despite the huge salary, once they're kicked out of the system start gasping for air like fish out of water.

Not to talk of now, if no be salary cut, na employment cut, tension everywhere...and you call that a life?

Easiest way to ruin a guy? Employ him into banking straight out of NYSC ...then leave him there for over 5 yrs. The stop functioning as normal human beings.

Look closely, I'm sure there's an example near you to confirm this.
You are very right bro....VERY RIGHT..but,this applies to the simple majority who do not have plans. Such category of people can also be found nearly in every sphere of life. Especially the oil sector.
CareerRe: The Future Of Bank Marketers In Nigeria by mapist(m): 2:37pm On Sep 10, 2017
davidodiba:
Mtccccccccchhhhhhhhwwwwwwww.....working endlessly for some smart guys playing golf somewhere in London, paris, New York city and so on. I better always own my own business than allow some persona take my productive years
Who says you cant be productive on your own while you work? Dont let people deceive you with the "time" excuse.
CareerRe: The Future Of Bank Marketers In Nigeria by mapist(m): 2:35pm On Sep 10, 2017
ayobams:
The question has been answered earlier on but let me enlighten you more.This is how it works ;staff (mostly marketers) are laid off and the vacancies are almost immediately occupied by supposed value adding existing or new staff with promises of exciting businesses and depposits. Your survival basically is a function of 1. The profitability of your branch 2. The deposits and the portfolio you manage and 3. Your disposition towards your job. No stories,just bring money and you are free.
Not just money too; low cost deposits.
CareerRe: The Future Of Bank Marketers In Nigeria by mapist(m):
Rebarobyn:
But I know quite a number of people that have been disengaged over the last few months, most of them are marketers, how do you explain the fact that banks need marketers and yet marketers are being fired and no one is recruitinghuh
You think you know but whatever they tell you may not be the truth; they may have been asked to go due to poor appraisals. The banking sector is not the Civil or Public service where you are guaranteed of 35years whether you are redundant or not. Survival is STRICTLY based on performance hence the high pay you get as a core or full staff.
CareerRe: The Future Of Bank Marketers In Nigeria by mapist(m): 2:28pm On Sep 10, 2017
diggler:
I'd disagree with u a bit on that ma.

As an industry insider, i can tell u that marketers r the only hope these banks have going forward.

As a matter of fact, banks have started streamlining their operations departments to make em more efficient & able to deliver exceptional banking experiences for the customers whom the marketers bring in.

The simple effect of this is that redundant operations staff r now being redeployed to marketing or shown the door if they cant take the heat.

One of the industry giants noted for its wide reach has a new policy that sees to it that ppl of a certain paygrade should not be in operations instead they r told to generate business to justify their high pay.

So If anyone is planning on going into banking & doesnt have business generation mindset, then forget it especially with the current climate.
Bro, you have said all i would have said. Kudos. I wonder why people just put up shallow write ups online especially in this era where we have lots of online readers. Poor research work and an absolutely empty thesis.
RomanceRe: Sex At Benue IDPs Camp: Condoms, Pants Litter Camp (Photos) by mapist(m): 12:03pm On Sep 07, 2017
okway:
Says you..... you clearly missed my point.
Ok.
RomanceRe: Sex At Benue IDPs Camp: Condoms, Pants Litter Camp (Photos) by mapist(m): 8:17am On Sep 07, 2017
okway:
Don't be silly.

Because you donate to help people doesn't mean you can dictate how they live their lives.

The point of charity is not so that you can lord over people you're helping.

Because they're surviving, that's why they're enjoying.

Does having sex imply that they aren't building their lives. You sound ridiculous and judgmental as hell.

I'm sure you didn't even donate a penny, but here you are making the loudest noise.
You clearly missed his point.
PoliticsRe: The Real Meaning Of NNPC And DSS By Reno Omokri by mapist(m): 12:00pm On Sep 03, 2017
captleonerd:
Mor0nkiri is just being clever by half.

in that eagles squad the only northerner is Ahmed musa.
there was a single Yoruba player, ekong from CRS and Moses from Edo state. all other 8-10 players (are from the south east). I guess we can also call them Biafran eagles.

Yes Buhari's appointments have been lopsided. But this federal character thing will only keep pulling us back.

if we want to continue using federal Character let's make sure when the eagles are playing we have

-2 sw players, 2nw players, 2 se players, 2 Ss players, 2NC players at least on the pitch at all times.
- if a player from any region gets injured or has to be substituted then someone from his region must replace him
- if there is no one from his region them let him remain on the field.


that's how dumb federal principle is
It is not a dumb principle; it is only practised by dumb individuals who lack basic intelligence and are ethnic bigots.
EducationRe: University Of Ghana Medical College New Building (Photos) by mapist(m): 7:24am On Aug 30, 2017
Statsocial:
Huh to be sincere I am jealous.... Lalasticlala I think we all need to see this.


We need to realise Nigeria can't fund all its universities to World Class. We need to pick 6(one from each region) flagship universities like the ivy leagues or C9 of China and fund it excessively like Ghana funds the university of Ghana, so that those universities can in turn help to solve some of our top most national problems.
Those universities would be
1) Mandated to reduce their various enrollment sizes to NUC recommended capacities.
2) Encouraged to put more emphasis on postgraduate/research education.
3) Allowed to determine its fees in line with an agreed aggregate with FG(Not expensive but not outrageously low)
4) Encouraged to do away with Catchment policies and Elds consideration for undergraduate enrollment.
5) Encouraged to remain comprehensive universities but with a degree of speciality in certain disciplines e.g UI for Medicine/Surgery, ABU for Military research, UNN for renewable energy
6) Mandated to do away with ASUU
7) Encouraged to tap into industry partnership for more income.
cool Excessively funded by govt. Recommendation would be to allocate additional funds of 25 billion per university.
Very intelligent write up; i had to comment. Kudos to you.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W: "I Am A Married Man Don't Touch Me" - Female Fan Caressing His Joystick by mapist(m): 3:16pm On Aug 22, 2017
0b100100111:
Scam!

Let Amber Rose or Iggy Azeala touch you there first

You will be filing for divorce before marriage?

Exactly. The guy keeps exposing his union with these unwarranted attention he gives to it.
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin Banishes Chief Ogiugo After Cursing Him (Video) by mapist(m): 8:05am On Aug 22, 2017
samuk:
This happened on Thursday 17th August, 2017.

Dr. Ogiugo was summoned to Obas's Palace over land issue because he constituted an impediment to the peaceful resolution of the matter by his Odionwere.

He bluntly refused to kneel down before the Oba to say his own side of the issue at stake.

Being a traditional setting, it was sensed that Ogiugo came fully armed and was immediately asked to remove his top (shirt).

As he was removing his shirt, some charms (ekhuae and akpalode) fell from his pocket.

That resulted in curses being placed on him and declaration as "oghion Oba".

.
Lol..smh..If this is true, i can sense the anger felt by the oba. It is just a very messy situation.
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin Banishes Chief Ogiugo After Cursing Him (Video) by mapist(m): 7:53am On Aug 22, 2017
DancingSkeleton:
be mindful of what you post
You should be the mindful one.
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin Banishes Chief Ogiugo After Cursing Him (Video) by mapist(m): 7:52am On Aug 22, 2017
Frenchfriez:
Ahn ahn why Oba dey vex like this na, shey person cannor play withew again? angry huh .
On a more serious note, this is another reason Africans would always remain in the medieval age, centuries behind civilized countries. Its more irritating to note that not a few educated-illiterate youths here are hailing the act of the Oba. Such shame to my generation.
Even the peesident of a nation cannot declare a person persona non grata.
#spits
I tell you not to mention a monarch who only plays an advisory role.
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin Banishes Chief Ogiugo After Cursing Him (Video) by mapist(m): 7:50am On Aug 22, 2017
yeyeboi:
If the OBA cannot curse the bad politicians then he is not serious yet
You talk well, brother. Nonsense.
EducationRe: JAMB Delists Management Courses In Seven Universities by mapist(m): 8:05am On Aug 21, 2017
Afam4eva:
We have very senseless leaders. That a school is a technological schools doesn't mean that they can't venture outside their area of core competence or focus.
Only if they have the required manpower. Now, the Q is, DO THEY?
BusinessRe: GTBank Half Year Profit hit N100billion by mapist(m): 3:36pm On Aug 16, 2017
just2endowed:
If the income or profit comes from investing in risk free securities such as government securities etc, then the economy is doom. And these huge profits comes from the criminal ideas from the cbn governor.

Let's me give u guys example. As at last year, the cbn ban individual investors from investing in treasury bills if they do not have minimum 50 million naira to invest in primary market from the initial 100,000. These gives banks to take control of TB in primary market, and in turn sell to individuals investors in the secondary market after they have profit from it,and these business is traded everyday.

For others that keep there money In the banks, these banks will use ur money to buy these security in these risk free securities and there by making up to 18% on TB or government bonds after paying peanut of 5% as Interest on deposit
You can as well keep the monies in your house and see how delicate it is to keep funds outside it's proper home.

We have to stop this backward attitude of criticising negatively. Constructive criticisms ll help us all.

Lastly, have you ever owned or banked with a foreign bank? If you have or know who does, you ll know the charges here are peanuts.
BusinessRe: GTBank Half Year Profit hit N100billion by mapist(m): 3:32pm On Aug 16, 2017
Rich4god:
Huge profits... Poor salary to staffs.
Lie,bro. Lie.
BusinessRe: GTBank Half Year Profit hit N100billion by mapist(m): 3:31pm On Aug 16, 2017
Acidosis:
Best in stealing your money? There's nothing best about a bank
Myopic thoughts from a myopic mind.
BusinessRe: GTBank Half Year Profit hit N100billion by mapist(m): 3:29pm On Aug 16, 2017
fashrola:
Massive
REALLY massive, bro..i salute them. They know their onions.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze: We Still De Wait For Adeboye's New Sexually Transmitted Disease Prophecy by mapist(m): 6:47pm On Aug 09, 2017
Obi1kenobi:
1) The current pandemic started as far back as 2007 and intensified in 2015, but the virus has been well known since 1947.
2) It's primary mode of spread is mosquitoes. And parent to child transmission, even though it's also transmitted through intercourse.

Continuing being gullible.
Thank you for enlightening him; i was so amazed an adult with a phone that browses could type that thing we read. Smh.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze: We Still De Wait For Adeboye's New Sexually Transmitted Disease Prophecy by mapist(m): 6:45pm On Aug 09, 2017
kolnel:
Nigeria is still waiting on god to come and develop our country

Same reasons we go to churches on a Monday morning
Same god will chose our leaders for us as he did in the Bible

Everything will happen in gods own time
Lol..God ll not develop any country but its prople will; God will not choose a leader for a country but its people will. It is just unfortunate that most of us perish due to lack of wisdom.
CelebritiesRe: Freeze: We Still De Wait For Adeboye's New Sexually Transmitted Disease Prophecy by mapist(m): 6:42pm On Aug 09, 2017
zxcvb:
Prophesies are not meant to prove that we hear from God.. prophesies most especially bad prophesies are revealed to us so that we can pray against them occurring...

GOD SENT A PROPHET TO HEZEKIAH THAT HE WAS GOING TO DIE, HEZEKIAH STOOD UP AND PRAYED AGAINST IT AND GOD SPARED HEZEKIAH'S LIFE

Daddy freeze is an Antichrist in human form sent to destabilize the BODY OF CHRIST and I say authoritatively that his mission HAS FAILED
Smh
CelebritiesRe: Freeze: We Still De Wait For Adeboye's New Sexually Transmitted Disease Prophecy by mapist(m): 6:35pm On Aug 09, 2017
milloguy:
The old dude is a scam... Prophecy is just calculated event that may likely happen.. Just like statistics. Africans think being intelligent is having a retentive memory but being intelligent is being able to be self dependent and ask questions when no one dare. TB Joshua, Apostle Sule, Oyedepo and Adeboye are all scammers.. And come to think of it, why is religion the most important thing in Africa where other continents are pushing innovation and ideas.. We sit here waiting for God to pick our calls... Smh
I be Christian but, "TIRI GBOSA" for you. Please, someone should bless me with that "gbosa" meme while i call my sweet bae to do him justice. grin
BusinessRe: Bank Customers, Investors Shun Deposits For Treasury Bills by mapist(m): 1:04pm On Aug 07, 2017
davodyguy:
Why?

I did N5*(Fill in the gap) with them already and got a pay out in November, 2016. i.e 2015 to 2016.

Another one due February, 2018

Another Due August, 2018
You can do it with a bank at a very minimal cost.
BusinessRe: Bank Customers, Investors Shun Deposits For Treasury Bills by mapist(m): 12:48pm On Aug 07, 2017
davodyguy:
I'm bidding this Wednesday definitely.

My stock broker is taking 1%, whilst i go with 17.5%
Oga, bid thru a bank..no form mugu.
Christianity EtcRe: Patrick Edet, Resigned Catholic Priest: I Want To Go To Heaven When I Die by mapist(m): 8:01pm On Aug 06, 2017
Themandator:
Which image is that of God ... Your Bible says no man has seen God ..How did you know that the image is that of God who you have not seen....Besides, it makes sense to even revere that of your pastor rather than unknown art work and particularly that guy that starred in the Jesus of Nazareth movie that was shot in the 70s that has become image of worship, for we are all gods... The scripture, twice , stated that we are god's but die like the heathen because of ignorance.... Jesus said it himself, ...It is written in your law and I have said it, ye are gods
Lmao..revere your pastor? That's it. You win. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Patrick Edet, Resigned Catholic Priest: I Want To Go To Heaven When I Die by mapist(m): 5:01pm On Aug 06, 2017
adetayo234:
God commanded the Israelites to make a graven image in the wilderness and told them that only those who look at that image will be healed. So, what do you have to say to that? Between graven image of snake and graven image of Mary, kindly tell me the difference.

And who told you saints are dead? How well do you even read your Bible?
Please, dont waste your data on these people; enlighten yourself more with it. They keep talking about images when they buy objects with the pictures of a fellow man and revere same. I laugh at these people.
Christianity EtcRe: Patrick Edet, Resigned Catholic Priest: I Want To Go To Heaven When I Die by mapist(m): 4:52pm On Aug 06, 2017
Themandator:
It is the priest that is upping their standard through revelations ...The church standard has remained static.. go to mass, pray to a dead saint to help you pray to God , baptised your members with sprinkler, construct and persist images all over the church premises and allow societies to be formed as follower of those persons the images represents who gather at it foot to pray and hope meetings



You guys are quick to spew nonsense about gullible followers but in truth if is the catholic church that is home to the largest numbers of gullible so called Christians ....Just like the ex priest stated, they are so lazy they don't even ask pertinent questions regarding they believe ...Speaking in tongue and healing service makes him unpriest like even though that is actually the works Christian S are commissioned to do. ... Do you know now religion became the centre point of catholic church...Or you reckon , pope was a Christian title, do you that it was somebody down the line of the catholic church that introduced image into the church, that if was never originally part of the church.
Well, what about followers of pentecostal churches who buy objects that carry the images of their GO and revere such? What would you call that? Revere the images of God or the images of man, choose one? You can now see you shot yourself in the leg?
SportsRe: Chelsea Agrees To Sign Alvaro Morata by mapist(m): 4:47pm On Aug 06, 2017
thorrvik55:
Wot u wrote is absolute bull**** . Only u said morata is not gud cos he was a bench player at real madrid( one of d best clubs in d world currently) and I named 2 gud players dat were benched last season and ur busy telling me bull**** . Besides morata had d best goal ratio in la liga last season, 15 goals from 55 shots so ur just contradicting urself...

Willian was a bench player last season but can u compare him to any attacking player at everton last season?
Use ur head to think well b4 u quote me again...
I wont quote you excessively today; i shall do that much later as i promised you some weeks back. Be EXPECTANT.

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