Prowizy2: Retardeen..

RETARDEEN!!! Well done bros, no mind those gullible NL baggers!

10. Filling stations sell air.If you needed air, you should have visited a vulcanizer or simply left your tank open. Liquid (not air) has to pass through the pump itself if the meter's to read. If the meter's reading, then it means fuel's being sold. Forget about putting your ear or hand near your fuel tank to know whether it's warm. AIR CAN'T BE SOLD, so stop deceiving yourself.


I beg to disagree with you on this tip...... I bought fuel some days back from a Mobil filling station in Mararaba area, outskirts of the FCT. The meter ran while the fuel was being dispensed, I paid got into the car and drove off. I had barely gotten to Abacha barracks when I looked at my fuel gauge behold NGN2k5 fuel had vermoosed into thin air over a less than 2km strecth. My car grinded to a halt almost immediately- no fuel!.....haba bros, if no be air wetin dey com sell giv me naa...9ja I hail

Aigboje......carry go, CBN Gov. office awaits you come 2014...... Retardeen GEJ don already approve am.

Drinking Hero & flexing ma jaws on this hot & spicy isi ewu!

Whats the difference between Hulk and Ahmed Musa .....keep nyash lyk woman

kokoA: PDP can only kick southern governors around. The north operates like a country of its own, politicians are lords in their domains and care-less about Abuja politics. I bet wamakko or any northern governor can insult GEJ, PDP, Tukur, etc and nothing will hapen to them, but that cannot be said of southern PDP governors. Selective justice is bad, PDP take note.

GEJ, take note! I've told you this times without number, you're just a bloody southerner as far as this guys are concerned! You fight your own people while this guys stand by theirs through thick and thin. Think again.

Gesuwa mai yewa zuwa wujen ka.....mai martaban Kano!

Shobayo Emma: hmm. dstv=sa. mtn=sa. now dangote cement. well done o oluomo north

Even Dangote Flour = SA............I weak oooo.

ifyalways: Women !
Women ! !
Onye nwanyi na-egbughi

Gbam!!!

Bigcake: shut up, is Jang dat will do the work of d police?

Our people talk say man wey him house dey burn, no dey pursue bush rat. Jang is suppose to sit up and ensure the peace, security and well being of his people rather than live this ugly life of lie his retardeen brain has chosen to embrace in this twilight days of his.

Bunch of crap. If the report is libelious as you fuckers so claim, why not challenge it in court....losers- sick aboki man!

Which success is this Bingo talking about?

myners007 :
thanks mr president for ur endorsement of jang as chairman ngf but sir wudnt it b wise to endorse policies that will curb corruption' improve power n tackle unemployment crisis in the country. pls open ur eyes well well before u award urself passmark in governance.Nairalanders can we endorse Gej for 2015 election?

For where naa....the guy is as good as dead.

None of these would stop a cheat from going on with his/her craft. My advise for tha guys is, look before you leap because, you cant make a LovePeddler a housewife...yo!.....osewa, stop changing ma words....I never used a lovepeddler, I used wh*re.

Nothing do you oooooh bros! Our malo brothers they even marry join.

A hopeless and shameless invertebrate, who is old enough to be the father of both Amaechi and Jonathan, cladding himself in this robe of ignominy. Without even considering his imminent descent to sheol and have a rethink on this miserable life of his ....what hope for the younger Nigerian when a grand father could live a lie so brazenly? How could this kind of antiquated being even emerge a governor of a state amidst a younger and more vibrant lot.....na wa oooo

Jonah Jang of all people, that invertebrate and paper tiger of Plateau State elected NGF chairman? *smh* Its rather unfortunate for us as a people to subsist in this grand depravity, even amongst our so called leaders. We speak no truth amongst ourselves thus deserve what comes our way.

Abegi, spare us this bullshit! Flush out the insurgents and quit this crazy propaganda. No be only 600M......na 600 trillion.....mstchEeeeeeeeeew!

jamp: Nigeria was better under these men

I shudder in disbelief! #damn

I got paid with mutilated N3000 from a GTBANK atm machine in Jos over the weekend. So annoying!

RIP Sir, I was an avid reader of your column.....pouring out some liquor !

9free:
Bros, na how much be the rents?

Chair, email me, make we conclude.

smoke ice: Picture from steffans in Jos town. The groove continues till dawn. We rock this town and u are free to join us

Chooooooi......na....HERO...dis guy dey drink? So Steffans get HERO BEER *smh*.... I go must enter that steffans asap!

barcanista: Chairman easy na, you don begin market your product.

No mind me, I get sweet flats am about to rent out for the rayfield area. Enuf sweet banker chicks don occupy a couple of them. This guy might just be lucky & from there hook up and settle down for real. Jos go really pay this guy.....a word is enuf 4 d wise!

Jos mos def is best off. When you get to Jos, holla @ me, I've nice decent accommodation in a relatively hi brow area of the town - Rayfield , for upcoming young, vibrant & hi networth chappies lyk u. Enjoy.

Na wash abeg....with all these, she go still go do anoda guy.

This writer is obviously high on cheap and adulterated drugs. Anyway, I blame you not, whatelse would one who travelled with the thieving bandwagon,"the good governance" crew come up with outside this lying piece of crap shit. I dare you to embark on this exercise on your own without all of those apparatus of state you & your thieving crew enjoyed.....bagger lizard!

Abegi make I continue drink my ooooooooooooh....mpa! ......joor