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Just breathe

bbbabes:
It is a new world order where technology rules everything we do. This why smartphones are very important in our lives and we do all sorts of things with it. Some people go as far as sharing nude pictures with their trusted boyfriends. For others, they may mistakenly share the nudes online or hackers may take advantage of their phone's insecurity to hack their phones or computer and splash the pix all over the internet.

And before you flip your fingers, the pix have gone viral and may have been viewed or clicked thousands of times. This can be very embarrassing and can lead to depression and then suicide. You do not have to go down this route, these are the things to do if your nude pix appears online.


Get rid of all your gadgets

Perhaps this should be the first thing you should do. Get rid of your smartphones and gadgets. This is because the more you see the pictures, the more you will get infuriated and depressed.

Keep yourself in company of close friends

Never be alone in this type of situation. You will be very vulnerable and you may hurt yourself. You should call your close friends or loved ones to come stay with you or you leave your home to go stay with them. However, do not reach out to friends who will judge you.

Report to the police

If it is a case of revenge porn, you should report to the police so that they can take action. He should not share your private pix on the internet because you broke up with him. If he does, report to the police. Don't say you will leave him in the hands of God because he will be revel and grin in what he has done.

Accept It

It is very difficult to accept such a thing but you have no choice than to. Learn from it and move on. It was a mistake. Anyone who loves you will accept you for who you are.

See a psychologist

See a psychologist who can take you through the process of psychotherapy to help you overcome the incident. This is one of the best ways to recover from the incident.

Don't take revenge

Yes, you are very angry. You have the right to take revenge and do something nasty to the person who shared your nudes. Like earlier said, accept it and move on. But still, make a report to the police.

Right to be forgotten

This is a long shot. The Right to be forgotten is the right of individuals who have gone through a terrible ordeal to erase such an incident or ordeal online. In other words, when you search for your nudes, they will be unable to find it online. This is just to prevent continuous stigmatisation for the rest of your life. This is possible and only search engines like Google and others can take it off. You just have to contact them.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/05/7-things-to-do-if-your-nude-pix-have.html

Sorry o, but I really do think that you would come up with a more better idea . Like corrupting all the nude files no matter where it has reached. Thanks

Harkynkunle:

Baba.... e easy to join NAF..?
Ain't an Ass Licker though

help me tell am . u go beg to join but no way for my own country in that matter instead I go where them go accept me without mtn or glo connection

ExAngel007:


WHO IS SEPRATING THE FIGHT?

1 2 or 3?

some have eyes but cannot see, some can see but have no eyes. Number 2 is separating d fight but it seems 1 and 3 refused to b separated and both knocked no 2 down.

Godswillnwaoma:
1.Easter celebration is not based on the bible.

2. Jesus Christ commanded we should commemorate his death and not his resurrection. Luke 22:19,20

3. The origin of Easter which comes from fertility rites, makes Easter unacceptable to God.

Jehovah's witnesses all around the world does not celebrate Easter .

Christianity don suffer

oglalasioux:
Nothing wrong with it

not until u explain the meaning of ATM, Bluetooth Skype, email, Yahoo, etc to 2 year old . shebi oyibo no know d reason y them use easily acquainted objects like apple, ball etc. anyway O is for operating system come and explain it to my niece

umehmj:
the girl forgot this is naija and not Yankee. It's easier in Yankee and almost impossible here in naija. now let's say a guy got admitted in school at 19 and spends another 4 or 5 years or even more in school. automatically that adds up to 25 or more. the ones that go into apprenticeship spends even longer period. the ones that dares to leave home at tender age are the ones you see street hawking, sleeping under the bridge and thugs at motor parks. naija hard. only very very few makes it out of home before 25

Nigeria is still a developing nation, back in late 1700, you would see male of 25 in Yankee still living with parents, compare it to now where at 18 they are done with academics. Nigeria will get there , help me tell op

BEEGOLD797:
Kind-hearted Police Officer In Ibadan

Yesterday i was on my way to meet up with an urgent appointment when i ran into an accident scene. An okada man just hit a little girl that was hawking on the road along Dugbe. I stop and rushed down to the scene to help carry the girl to a hospital people gather there the girl was bleeding serious from the deep cut she had on her forehead while the okada man too was Languishing in pains as he had dislocation on his arm and also bleeding. I told people standing that we sould take the girl to a hospital but we will need a police man to follow us or report in order to avoid police wahala, so a man joined me and we rush to Iyaganku police station we report the case and they call one of their officer and he quickly follow us to the accident scene, but getting there we could not see the girl again we were told by people around the scene that the girl has been taken to Jericho hospital. At that point I said to myself at least i have tried i should quickly be going to meet up with my appointment, but this police officer said the most strange thing that i v ever heard from a police officer mouth he said "please my brother go and turn and lets go to the hospital they might need money" i was stun and surprise that a police officer could say this, i have to quickly drive down to make a up turn.

We got to the hospital and saw the girl just laid on the bench and soaked in pool of her blood without anybody attending to her, the officer went in and asked the nurses and doctor why the girl is not attended to they said they will need money to buy the necessary materials to treat her, the officer said get me the list of the items i will pay for it, to my surprise this officer went to their cashier and paid for everything and immediately the nurses and doctor started treating the girl. He drop his number with them and told them if they still need anything they should call him that he has to quickly go back to the office his attention is needed. We left the hospital and i drop them off, while i was coming back from my appointment coincidentally i met the officer on the way going back to the hospital i just told him to come in so we could both check the girl in the hospital again because he said the doctor called him that the mother of the girl is around.

We got there and the doctor said they have taken care of the girl but most still come for some treatment for like 1/2weeks he now ask the mother hope she will bring the girl for treatment the mother said she would have love to but she doesn't have money, to my surprise this officer went back to the doctor and told him to give him the bill for the 2weeks treatment and this officer paid for it again and even went to d pharmacy there to buy the drugs they prescribe for the girl. I was like wao is this man a policer officer? For once i was proud of Nigeria Police Officer.

I collected his number and ask of his name and he told me he is SUPOL BILLY JOSEPH DT1 IYANGAKUN POLICE STATION ibadan.

Kudos to this officer if only we could have people like him in the force Nigeria could have been a better place for all. I am truly proud of him that's why I have to post these on this forum for us to appreciate the good ones among our officers.

Police is not my friend

Phamoxy:

I wish u were in my shoes u would have know how I felt

You interrupted her pleasure that's y u got the embarrassment. It's not your fault maybe u didn't know or u knew

Divmoore119:
But wetin navy dey do for land in the first,make them go for water go fight those millitants there.

I am very sure you have never heard of NAVY SEAL pls do visit Google. By the way there is not a word like police or mopol in Nigerian dictionary. bloody civilians. Police is your friend n

dejavski:
What of ambulance?

This is not a list. it's useless without including emergency ambulance, fire service, Auxiliary Physician, All force personnel (from 2 star and above especially Navy and Custom) and many more

yanabasee:
Op.... I wouldn't say much... As you've clearly put it.. She's not happy with the marriage... If you dig deep.. You'll noticed that, the man she would've married is still communicating with her, perhaps, telling her how he's doing too well and how he's sitting untop of money and how she's missing out.
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You have to study your wife.. And you have to scold her if need be... You have to keep love aside and scold her severely to know that you're the man of the house... These kind of wives will leave you or even divorce you, if you lose your job...
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Just play a prank on her... Design a Sack/Termination letter and show her.. And she will leave u with few months.
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You actually married a woman dat will not be able to stick with you when things get rough... And what is she even doing at home? Can't she work?

Design a sack letter pls make the plan look real

freecocoa:
Here's the thing, an ex called me last week(my first boyfriend) to invite me to his wedding, the issue now is that I don't know if I should honour the invite, he said his wife insist he invites me(he didn't want to )I know he did love me and he was quite the model boyfriend then(he could pass for the types in mills$boons )and we have talked since the break up but I never thought he wouldn't invite me to his wedding, and now to call me to say his wife insists he invites me is kinda shocking/confusing, I always knew I would honour the invites I have the time to attend to,still I'm wondering if I should sit this one out, I partly want to go because it will be like a kind of reunion with old friends(even some who have to travel from very far for this) yet somehow, I feel like not going, he didn't sound happy to invite me, he was cold.

Would you go if you were the one?

He is a real man, I think him seeing u on that day would set his mind emotionally and psychologically off his wedding
Imagine how he would feel. He can even end d wedding instanta

DankemzI:
https://www.nairaland.com/2576802/exclusive-see-arms-recovered-akwa#37681429

For their apologies to be accepted they must allow free browsing and heavy downloads for a month or two

I am going to sue them to ICJ. They r supposed to give us free browsing till eternity.

falconey:
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Atk01:
Send such teen to a military academy.

if u send me go NDA or MAN Oron that means u don butter my bread b that

herald9:
So your God doesn't know his duty or he just forget it on purpose so you need to remind him all the time.

Isn't he your heavenly father again? imagine how it would be if you have to remind your dad every time to provide food for you!

Indirectly you're asserting he's suffering from dementia. Lol.

And please, you guys should Stop using the misfortune of others as a point in thanking your god. It's normal assumption that God loves everybody and doesn't segregate, then why thanking your god because 'you are not like the other guy who slept yesterday and never woke up'. That's hypocrisy.

In my opinion tho.

You misunderstood it. This is exactly the reason why you study the Bible but you don't decipher. We are not thanking God because that friend is dead but we, we are alive rather we say thanking God because we are not worthy but He still gave us life.

omonnakoda:
Presidential Scholarship (PRESSID) 2015/16 List of Successful Candidates Published
Apr 18, 2015
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List of successful applicants for Pressid scholarship is out. The Implementation Committee of the Presidential Special Scholarship Scheme for Innovation and Development (PRESSID) is pleased to announce the names of the successful candidates for the award of scholarships for the 2015/2016 academic session as follows:

S/No NAME
1. ABDULHAFIZ, ONIMISI USMAN
2. ABDULHAKEEM, ONIMISI MOMOH
3. ABDULJELIL, IYANIWURA ADIO ADEBOLA
4. ABDULRAHMAN, OLAOBAJU
5. ABIODUN, ADESOLA ADETUNJI
6. ADUNOLA, CHRISTIANA FASHOGBON
7. ALOYSIUS, KENECHUKWU EZEILO
8. ATINUKE, OMOTANWA OLALEYE
9. AUSTIN, AKACHUKWU NWOKEDIUKO
10. AYODEJI, AVIS ADENIRAN
11. AYOMIDE, AYEYEMI AKINTAYO
12. BABAJIDE, OLAOLU AKINTUNDE
13. BABAJIDE, YUSUF ONANUGA
14. BAYONLE, AISHAT DAUDA
15. BEST, EDEKI
16. CHARLES, OBIOHA OSUAFOR
17. CHIAMAKA, PEACE UZOEWULU
18. CHIDOZIE, DONALD OJOBOR
19. CHIKA, VICTOR EZE
20. CHIMA, DONATUS UJOATUONU
21. CHIMA, STANLEY EKE
22. CHINEDU, AZUBUIKE AJOKU
23. CHINEDU, JOSEPH NWOKEDIUKO
24. CHISOM, IHUAKU AKAKURU
25. CHISOM, SYLVIA ANYAEZU
26. CHUKWUMA, DAVID IZUOGU
27. DANIEL, OBIORA UDENZE
28. DANIEL, OSETARE IKHALO
29. EBERE, SUNNY CHUKWUBA
30. EMEKA, NDULUE
31. EMMANUEL, OKEOGHENE EFEONAH
32. EMMANUEL, OLUWATOBI OLUGBADE
33. FLORA, TOBI OYINE OKETA
34. GABRIEL, UGOCHUKWU EGBO
35. GIDEON, IDUMAH
36. GIDEON, UCHEHARA
37. HILLARY, ONYEBUCHI ONYISHI
38. HYACINTH, CHIJIOKE ALI
39. IFEANYI, KIZITO MADU
40. IFEOMA, UCHENNA ONUGHA
41. IKENNA, CHRISTOPHER OKWARA
42. ISAIAH, OLABISI ADELABU
43. ISIJOKELU, GIFT IJEH
44. ISRAEL, MAYOMI THOMAS
45. ISRAEL, OLABISI KOIKU
46. IZUNNA, ODINAKA UMEZINNE
47. JIDEOFOR, AMBROSE HENRY ODOEZE
48. JOSEPH, OLUWABUSAYO ADETOYINBO
49. JOSHUA, ADELEKE FOLORUNSO
50. JUDE, IKAZEGBE INWUMOH
51. KINGSLEY, ONYEKACHI EGBO
52. MARTIN, CHINWEOKWU EZE
53. MARTINS, OSHIORIAMHE AINERUA
54. MARYLEEN, ULUAKU NDUBUAKU
55. MORGAN, MANUCHIM WOPARA
56. MOSES, ENWUBIKO UFFOR
57. NNAEMEKA, WALTER CHIME
58. OBIAJULU, COLLINS CHUKWUMA
59. OGADIMMA, DESMOND OKAGU
60. OGECHUKWU, VINCENTIA EZEH
61. OGHENETEGA, JOSHUA ODJEGBA
62. OGHENEYOMA, OGAGAOGHENE ADJEKPIYEDE
63. OGOCHUKWU, KINGSLEY IJEOMAH
64. OKWUNNA, MARYJANE UMEGO
65. OLADAYO, AKINOLA SIYANBOLA
66. OLAKUNLE, SUNDAY ABAWONSE
67. OLALEKAN, PETER OGUNMEFUN
68. OLAMIDE, YOMI KUMAPAYI
69. OLAPEJU, OMOSOLA BADEJO
70. OLUCHUKWU, ROSELINE OBI-ALAGO
71. OLUFISAYO, TITILOPE OSOKO
72. OLUMIDE, OLUSEGUN OSOKOYA
73. OLUWADAMILOLA, AYOTUNDE AYODELE
74. OLUWADARA, ABIDEMI OGUNKOYA
75. OLUWAFEMI, PAUL FALOLA
76. OLUWATOBI, AIKOMO
77. OLUWATOBILOBA, IBUKUN OLADUNNI
78. OLUWATOSIN, MATTHEW ADESANYA
79. ONUORAH, JOSHUA NWANI
80. ONYINYE, CHRISTIANA AZUBUIKE
81. OPEYEMI, LUKUMAN FADIPE
82. OSAGIE, AIWERIOGHENE ERIBO
83. OSEZUA, OBEHI IBHADODE
84. OYEBOLA, OLUWAKEMI OYESOLA
85. OYENIKE, IKEOLUWA OYELEKE
86. PROMISE, OBERORO AKENI
87. SAMUEL, ATU JUNIOR ABOK
88. SAMUEL, CHUKWUEMEKA OLISA
89. SAMUEL, OLUWAGBEMI IYIOLA
90. SCHOLASTICA, CHINELO OLANREWAJU
91. SHERIFAT, OMOKHUWA YESUFU
92. SIKIRU, ADEMOLA ADEWALE
93. SOLOMON, MATHEW ONWUEGBU
94. SOLOMON, OLASUNKANMI ODEYALE
95. STEPHEN, OHIMAI AGBI
96. TAOFEEQ, ALABI BADMUS
97. TEMITOPE, ANUOLUWAPO OLUGBEJE
98. TOLUWALEYI SAMUEL BABALOBI
99. TUMININU, AYOTUNDE LAWANSON
100. UCHECHUKWU, CHUKWUKA ARONU
101. UCHECHUKWU, SANDRA AGBOGWU
102. VICTOR , EMMANUEL SABO




http://scholarship.nuc.edu.ng/

Hausa and Yoruba. One naija no go work

[quote author=ignis post=32618835]A wet dream is also known as a nocturnal emission . Nocturnal means "at night" and emission means "discharge." This makes sense because a wet dream is when semen (the fluid containing sperm) is discharged from the penis during ejaculation while a guy's asleep. Usually this happens during dreams that have sexual images. Sometimes guys wake up from a wet dream, but sometimes they sleep through it.
Wet dreams begin during puberty when the body starts making more testosterone, the major male hormone. Although some guys may feel embarrassed or even guilty about having wet dreams, they can't be controlled and you can't stop them from happening — most guys experience them at some point during puberty and even sometimes as adults. Wet dreams usually happen less as guys get older, though.

Let me add that wet dreams are common to guys who neither masturbate nor have sex, as it's the common way to expel expired sperm out of the body.[/quote As a senior Navomedic officer of the Royal Navy u r very well correct but d level of a man's spirituality makes the difference. thanks

cokacoola:
why wont she ingroed your where your sent her up go 10messages with in a second of time

if I send u one messages u no reply I delete u. The kind of usernames we dey ansa for dis platform na die

BritneyStacy:
Don't know exactly what to call it; rude awakening or shocker of my life!! I stumbled on photocopies of my husband's pension's scheme form, Life Insurance form and will.

As I went through the forms, I saw that my I am not my husband's next of Kin or beneficiary!! His younger brother is!! It hurts to realise that for a house that Ђåvε̲ made more than 60percent contribution to, per adventure something happens tomorrow, I will be left at the mercy of my brother in laws!!!

I haven't confronted him yet because I don't know how to. But I intend starting a secret saving account for myself because as at now, he access to all my bank accounts. I have also decided to stop contributing a dime to the house because I don't Ђåvε̲ any stake in it!

Are my thoughts in order? Please I need suggestions...what do I do? Married men why on earth would your wife not be your next of kin?

if I am to choose my next of kin, I think I will choose my Junior ones if I am not married or my children if I am married but as for my will I will include my wife. u can't be his next of kin and also the one in his will. Just know it like that k. but u still gat to have a heart to heart talk with him k

greatgod2012:
Good day my fellow forumites. It's been a while opening thread on this forum. Happy sunday to us all.


This thread was borne out of a quarrel between a couple i tried to settle two days ago.
A colleague of mine approached me for advice on what is happening in her marriage, and at the end of narrating her ordeal, i pointed her fault to her as being the architech of her problems. I deduced that the bone of contention is that each time there is disagreement, he would ask her husband to choose between her and and his mother, and as it is expected, the man would choose his mother, and yawa go gas!

Please, my fellow women and wives (though some men are guilty of this too, but it's more rampant with women), let's stop this nonsense, let's stop asking silly questions, if there is an issue between you and your spouse, communicate with maturity, without raising voice, without setiments and without blackmail and most importantly, without silly questions such as, "then, you will have to choose between me and your mother" it's childish, silly, disrespectful and out of security and envy.
Let me tell us, no sane man will choose his wife over his mother, because the wife was not there when his mother conceived him, gave birth to him, breasfed him, trained him, have so many sleepless nighs because of him, sent him to school to become who he is now for you to see, admire and marry. No wife was there when the mother was washing the man's dirty clothes, even using bare hands to wash faeces with which he soiled himself, when the mother spent days in hospital when sick to make sure the man is in good health and shape. No wife was there when the mother wakes in the middle of the night to talk and advise his son on ways of life, on how to be a good child to her parents, a good person in the society, a good employee to his employer, a good employer to his employees, a good father to his children and a good husband to his wife. Now, it's the mother that the wife is now waging war against. Nooooo wayyyyyy.
Honestly, i don't know reason why there is usually rancour between DILs and MILs, if for anything, these old women deserves our respect, appreciation and to be made happy, at least for making these our husbands marriageable, abi, if they were not born, can we get married to them.

So, my fellow women, if you don't want to sadden yourself, stop asking your men to choose between you and his mother, because he would definately choose his mother. And for those who usually say, "then let him take his mother to bed", abeg, everything is not only about bed in marriage. For those who will say, "then let his mother prepare him food, remember, he has been eating his mother's food before meeting and marrying you. For those who will say, "then, let his mother bare him children", remember, the children are not only his, they're yours as well.

Let all DILs remember that they are also potential MILs and that whatever they sow as a DIL, they will reap them when they also become MIL.
Let us cultivate the habit of loving our MILs, appreciate them and stop unnecessary rivalry with them. Many of them are becoming old already, so, we need to remember that old age usually make someone to be eccentric. So, let' treat them as if they are our mother, which i believe they are. Atleast, someone who is old enough to be our spouse' mother is also fit to be our mother.
As for me, i have the most wonderful MIL in the whole world. I cherish her, adore her, love her greatly and i get the best of her, even my husband and his siblings do jealous of me.

Anytime there's a cause for all of us, me, hubby and mama, to be in a car, i open the front door for mama myself to sit, this singular act, i have been criticised of so many times, but, is it not for just one or few days, and i see that she usually love it each time i do that. She rains blessings on me as if there is no other day. I pamper her(but truth be said, she pampers me more).
See, my fellow women, this is a secret, if you want the best from your man, love his mother and you will never regret doing so.
God bless us all.
For those who will condemn this, i think i'm no longer a novice in marriage. This is my 10th year of marriage, and it's just like yesterday, we're just starting anyway, and everyday of our marriage has always been better than the previous day.

This also goes to the men who usually asks their wives to choose between them and their mothers.

P. S
DIL....daughter-in-law.
MIL....mother-in-law.

God bless us all.

Who Ever wrote this write up u really moved me. pls well done I love it

Pes13:
With d results av seen so far, both on nairaland and myschool.com.ng, my conclusion was dat jamb general performance remains almost d same, d only obvious different is d drastic reduction in d numbers dat always score below 200.


Majority candidates echoes d words '' its simple'' its pure past questions ''

But dere results said somtin else, dey mostly scored 201, 210,220s 230s BLA BLA BLA which was below my expectation of 260s 280s for a simple exam.

Majority fell between the radar of 200 - 249, a figure which yearly av d largest percentage of candidates with 200 above.


I read a post of a guy who said d questions were a mere walk in d park(simple) , and scored 201.

I said within me, If d exams were hard, den he would av failed woefully

If u cant score up to 70% of any exam, I wonder why d exam should be lebelled simple.

My conclusion is dat nothing changemy dis year

Jamb is nt specially simple dis year

D only different is dat d percentage dat always score below 200 av drifted to join d 200 - 220s radar.

jamb remove 100 marks from my score

PasD:
Lol! My house in in confusion this morning as this question pops up!

Here we go!
A beautiful lady was washing by the shores of a river and suddenly a crocodile attacked her, took her in its mouth and swam towards the middle of the river. Amongst those watching were a doctor, a hunter, professional swimmer and a musician. And these four men were doing their best to woo the lady.
As the crocodile was just about disappearing into the deep the musician started singing.
Touched by the music, the crocodile lifted up its head high enough that the hunter FIRED a clear shot on its head!
The crocodile in pains released the lady and sank into the deep. The professional swimmer swam all the way to the middle of the river and rescued the dying lady.
The bleeding, pains, wounds on the lady were so much that she was just about to give up the ghost. Then the doctor performed his 'medical magic' until the lady was saved from the cold hands of death.

Now the lady is alive praise God! So who should she marry among the four?

Your answers with reason(s)

This is serious . She should marry all of them intersection none of them. gat it

[left][/left][size=8pt][/size] without being prevaricativelly equivocal I repeated primary 3 & 5 cos of this game. I loved d game so much. my dad beat the hell out of when he saw 250 canters in my school bag.

if my Excellency GEJ and my General Buhari no win that means I Admiral of the Fleet will win. But wait o, do I rily need to do campaign

Djicemob:
Best: Yar'adua
Worst:GMB

Yar'adua the best SSCE May/June 2015 Government Paper 1 question 10 take note

Nice write upNice write upNice write up

a whole Nigerian don produce new mathematics with topic(cancel n). instead una go praise am una dry laugh am. don't b surprised that in the next decade u will all come across this mathematics by then the person name go rain