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In the place I work,none of these will ever work there
Be ready to take up extra job task:
They will say you are only after extra salary for the extra task


Acquire and develop new set of skills:

They won't notice the new skills you acquire,instead they will start recruitment to get new people that acquire such skills just not to pay you more


Remain positive and don’t complain:

You not complaining means you don't do anything so you can't complain when they just pay you to sit down.if you are working you will definitely have something to complain about.

Be friendly and noticeable:

If you are friendly and noticeable then you must be dating the Oga @ the top nd you are on your own.cos nobody will trust you

Be very punctual:

If you very punctual that you resume. 30mins before your boss. Work starts 8am your boss do resume 7:30am nd you do resume before him 7am just to open the office before he arrives, before you know what is happening,your boss will start coming to work by 6:30am won't you sleep again?

Update your CV/resume regularly:


Update your resume and you will think they will notice it when you are acquiring more certificates than your boss? You are on your own oooo

That is how it is in the place I work.

the NYSC default number is not edit. i have tried severally to edit it. can someone help with a solution pls?

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emperorchedda:
Nothing in Nigeria works straight

Just hope the server doesn't crash due to overcrowding and heavy number of jobless people trying to log in.

It's so sad to wake up discovering you're a Nigerian

why don't you try to sleep back if you will find yourself in US

uc4uandc:
Its quite relieving after the FG announced the commencement of the N-power program as many unemployed graduated seemed hopeful. This program is said to absorb over 600,000 graduate. Nobody enjoys being unemployed though but, I want you to know how tired up you will be in this program once you are given the job.
Remember they requested for ur BVN?
This means that after you apply for the job, you will not be able to apply for other Government job thereafter. As it will read in there database that you are already employed at the Federal level, there is no flexible potting. A friend who works with with a Federal Secondary School shared how he went for an interview during the CBN recruitments and after performing excellently, they told him he had a Job under the same FG through his BVN. So, if you wish to apply for this job, consider not getting any other Federal Jobs. While this may be a way to reduce unemployment think of the implications it will have in your life.
Just like NYSC, you will be supervised, you will not be allowed to leave a particularly area. Really NYSC part II
You will be tired up with 23k for 2yrs.......reflect on that

thank you Prof

she looks good

hmmm.

tyson99:
He's the one in d third picture on white agbada

this guy don dey play baba ijebu teteee.

Rossikk:
It will happen in time. There is nothing special about that construction. The more an economy grows, the more structures like that you'll find. The Nigerian economy is Africa's largest, so it's only a matter of time. We even have stuff that resembles that already, but not with as many flyovers.
But it will happen, no doubt. If someone had dropped these images below of modern Lagos to folks in 1952, they would have said ''never in a million years''.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/2/1511/26116214630_7ced12d364_b.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ZqlYEfN.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/H504Sia.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ZwA4aJz.jpg

I like you. There is hope for this country if 50% of this country think the way you do.

tosyne2much:
Lemme refer this question to Prof Ronald4lif

na you go answer the Question oo

tosyne2much:

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/06/10-attitudes-ladies-display-online-that.html

nice writeup. I have a Question, what should I do for a Nairalander that ask for my nude pix 5mins after adding him on my bbm? Am sure you don't expect me to keep him on my contact cos he already show the kind of irresponsible person he is. Or should I leave him on my contact for him to know I am a wife material??

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dante300:
Her reason is she has not charged her phone or she left her phone in a neighbors room charging....haba 3 phones chargingat the same time....why is it only when she goes back to school...I agree that I am inlove and I don't have apology for that I am only human...if she is actualy cheating on me her and the other guy are the loosers not me...she will only loose a blessing like me....

. just passing through.

you know the answer all along but you just want us to affirm what you already know. why don't you go to her school without informing her of your coming. having it at the back of your mind that if you surprise yourself instead of her you won't hurt yourself. if you do not catch her doing anything wrong, you can have heart to heart discussion with her. she is 32 does not mean she is immune to guys charms and she may not be in haste to marry and it is possible she is tired of the relationship after 5years. if i am to go to my neighbors house to charge my phones i will atleast send a text message to my bf if not call. and it can never be everyday. it is not possible. not all 3 phones will be off all @once.

there are lots of cool girls on nairaland you can pick from which will boost nairalanders couples list. you should make your decision fast and move one step ahead. goodluck.

is this eatable? i use to see it in the market, i thought it is soap.

Agunechemba1:
That looks like oshiomole

may God forgive your rotten mouth. RIP to the dead

doyinisaac:
**yimu**...u guys work for the fun and not the salary I guess... infact they beg u people to collect your salary...abi??

they don't even collect the money even after begging.

they all look good. next story pls?

you ve said it all. do your best and CC everyone not minding their action. just act as if you are not seeing what they are doing cos the more you complain the more they will want to hurt you more.

samhay:
Wale Adenuga Production Presents another blockbuster

>: . The story is real. I know both the guy nd the lady

we are waiting. don't worry if Buhari can't do it, his son will.

sending money to the guy does not necessarily mean she has anything serious with him. i am not defending her or anything. something happened recently between a guy nd his girl. the guy create a new profile with a diff face on Facebook to woo the girl. the girl agreed they should be dating and even invite the guy too Nigeria, told the guy the hotel to lodge, her boyfriend thought that was the end of whatever was between them but surprisingly the girl told the guy she can't meet him at the hotel cos she is in a relationship and won't want anything to disturb it. everyone thought the girl was a flirt and they planned embarrassing her when she show up at the hotel. but she surprised them at the last minute. at time a lady may just be pushing the guy forward with nothing on her mind.

but you know your girl better. though if she is truly cheating on you, ask her the reason whatever it is before you end the relationship with her and change such thing by the time you start another relationship. it is your life, play the ball the way you seem fit.

My question is, was he encouraging this affair from his reply to them or he was just pushing them forward? You can know this by reading through their chats.you can take a minute to think of the man you really marry nd know if he is a kind of person that can cheat on you except you marry within a month of meeting eachother and you know next to nothing about yourselves.

No matter how smart a guy is, if he is cheating you will know. No matter how smart I say. You growing angry without telling him anything can push him out to do what he was not interested in doing.
I can tell my guy straight to his face that I read his chat nd he knows the next thing I need is explanation. Nd when he is trying very hard to hide something you definitely will know. Don't push him to start doing what he didn't plan to do.


Unless he was a Womanizer and he told you he has stopped, I bet you a leopard can not change it skin. It can wash clean nd sparkling but leopard remain spot on. But if he wasn't then ask him and just be nice to him. If he was already doing it the guilt will make him stop. It is too early in your marriage. Just don't push him away with your temper until you hear him out

God bless Nigeria


Happy democracy day Nigerians

Seriously? Won't you allow the oldman to sleep? Expect the broadcast by 10Am. Go to church.



It is on oooo don't go to church again

NEXT plsssss

CFCman:

Some guys get mind sha. Within a few minutes of knowing you, he asked for nudes?!
That's very sad

about 2 of them from nairaland now. If anyone pm me what I give them is my pin in case they are annoying then I will delete them. There is no excuse for stupidity even if you are my bf why will I send you my pix when you have access to my physical self already. It is just disgusting

this method of scam is as old as scam itself. just stop replying her that should settle it

the same thing happened to my colleague @ work. she withdraw from unity bank ' ringroad, Benin city. and they started speaking English when she went to the bank the next day.

IT IS WELL

Taiofil:
Nawa ooo... The story be like rice n bean wey don done.

cooked story abi?