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Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Make I leave EAT and talk about DRINK..



This mixture them de call am NACK AM..


the name na NACK AM..


IGOGORO mix with URINE and RAW WEED then leave it for one week, after one week u filter it and drink..


remember Don't drink wit a cup, only drink wit a table spoon and only one spoon..


the day way I try dis mixture..


NaSo my PREEK just stand like STANDING fan, my waist begin dance MAKOSA and shoaling monkey dance...


NaSo I run enter bike and JAZZ in ASHAWOO house..


the 1st ASHAWOO wey I NACK, that one chase me comort from room, she talk say, weda I one kill her on top 5h..


NaSo I carry my boxer for hand run enter another ASHAWOO room, that one still chase me comort from room..


Infact all the ASHAWOO for that hotel come lock der rooms..


chai, na die be dis...


I gats run enter main road to look for bike and JAZZ in another ASHAWOO hotel...


I still get the mixture for my phone..


see pics below..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

I blame tinubu and APC for these. Don't worry you will be employ by an obidient member.

Emma4real333:
My people depressed seriously looking for a plumbing or driving job and my license is valid.

Kindly help a brother so I can eat and be able to pay bills.

Location is Lagos.

Thanks.

Phone/WhatsApp 08130542546

Nice one.....

jeromestarks:
If a girl rejects you, go down on your knees and thank God.
Na woman leave you, no be God leave you.
Na she go regret.
Never ask a girl out more than once. You're not born useless and worthless.
Keep your head high and walk away the moment she gives you negative vibes.

Person wey love you no go stress you.

I blame tinubu for this madness...its shall never be well apc.

Mathematicians in the house should please help attend to these questions and do well to show their workings

MATHEMATICS
INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL
THEORY

Work out
1. 9×(3/4 + 1/3)
2. 6÷(34/9 - 1 7/9)
3. (4 1/3 + 9 2/3)÷(2/5 + 3/10)
4. Arrange 7/11, 4/13, 5/6, 3/7 in descending order.
5. Find the missing numbers or letters
2600/7800 = 26/t = u/39 = 1/v

Section B
Evaluate in base 2
1. (111 + 101) x (111 - 101)
2. 1 111 011 ÷ 101 001

3.Simplify (a+3b)/3 - (5a-3b)/6

4. Find the product of 2 1/2 and -4, and divide the result by -1 1/3

5. Translate (3×15-9)/6 into words

Have you seen anyone supporting bat and his brain in still intact? Leave the slowpoke to keep fooling his self..

FreedomfromtheT:
Everything must be Igbo this, Igbo that. Is that your only campaign strategy? A political party complained about the impropriety of using public assets for partisan campaign, all you think about is tribalism.

I blame pmb for this,its shall never be well with APC....

I stand with you brother, this forum has lost its value.Christian can't comment on Muslim topic without swearing and pleadge allegiance to Islam.am soon gonna boycott this site..

Ecos:

Nonsense nairaland wey dey promote hatred , bigotry, divisiveness , religion and tribal tribulation and annihilation

Next year after election, I am boycotting this nonsense forum for my sanity but for now, we go dey give urchins wotowoto

[color=#770077][/color]nice one from the school. Indecent dressing should be tamed in our high institutions...

Welcome onboard Mr righteousness, nairaland don miss you wallahi...

Righteousness2:
A Heavenly minded son or daughter of GOD who has a Genuie relationship with JESUS will have no problem adhering to the notice.

Matured dude,why not go and rent your own apartment and leave your parent house...

efelicity:
My aunty, that is, the unmarried younger sister to my mother has been with us for over week now, at any time she chose she can just rush into my room without excuse.

I'm a matured guy and she could meet me standing naked at any given time and I'm not bold to tell her.

I've tried to talk to my mother but she was insisting I must not say anything to avoid annoying her sister.

His smart phone has been stolen....we do miss righteousness sha....

flexyrule:
Been a while we heard from Righteousness.


Can we just go back to the days when there was no social media?

There are times I login into Instagram and I'd start feeling like I woke up in another age.

I have gather enough fact,that the president association of bat is the yardstick of drug baron in west Africa...

ChukwuObe:
Many of your Igbo brothers and sisters are languishing in prison everywhere in the world for drug trafficking and you are calling someone druggie. As we write some are being arrested in Indonesia, Cambodia, India, South Africa and you are here ranting

More ororo on your head

successmatters:
We know Peter Obi is the top contender for the post of president, so he will be blamed for everything, even the ones he has never heard of.

What about Atiku, over 500,000 people has been slaughtered and millions rendered homeless in his northern Nigeria, and he has never spoken till today. An innocent Deborah was murdered in broad daylight, Atiku supported it. This very week, 17 Benue men were killed, Atiku went and lodged at the best hotel in France to celebrate their deaths.

Lokoja is currently submerged and thousands of people has relocated to Lagos to flee from the floods, Dino melaye response to that was laughing like a mumu in his photos with Atiku, as if they were celebrating the flood.

What about Tinubu who was in the North when the floods started, he hopped unto a plane to escape before the floods will get to Kaduna. As far as Tinubu and Atiku are concerned, you all can sink so they will have less people to worry about.

Peter Obi is the only candidate that cares for the poor and forgotten Nigerians, Peter Obi is already acting like a president, that's why we will all vote for Labour Party.

[Belive this doctrine and perish in hell.jesus is the only gate way to the father...quote author=iamwhys post=117717316]Jesus did not die but Allah raise him to heaven as mentioned in Quran 4:157, "And because of their saying (in boast), "We killed Messiah 'Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), the Messenger of Allah," - but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but the resemblance of 'Iesa (Jesus) was put over another man (and they killed that man), and those who differ therein are full of doubts. They have no (certain) knowledge, they follow nothing but conjecture. For surely; they killed him not [i.e. 'Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary)]:"
Q4:158, "But Allah raised him ['Iesa (Jesus)] up (with his body and soul) unto Himself (and he is in the heavens). And Allah is Ever All-Powerful, All-Wise."[/quote]

Oga try get sense nah...

plaindealer:
Oponu Pandora and eye service..

Flood ravaged your Anambra, but you no show face or suspend your already dead and worthless campaign to help Anambra people..

This man is massively useless I swear..

Foolish and senseless op...

Obavoh:
My wife put to bed 2 weeks ago.

My mother usually takes care of her but her aunty decided to come this time.

I usually have sex with my wife 2 weeks after she puts to bed. It pains her a little but I am very gentle with her. She knows I am not a cheating husband that is why.

Last night as I tried to make love to her, she was crying as usual. Before you know it, her aunty started banging the door and was shouting that I want to kill my wife.

I felt so embarrassed and went tried to explain to her that it’s not so. She said if I try it again she will carry my wife and children back to the village and will return her bride price.

She asked me to wait for at least 4 months before I touch my wife again which I promised her I will as I did not want her to report to my wife’s family.

What can I do? I don’t want to cheat on my wife and I don’t want to disrespect my Inlaw by sending her away. She is a nice woman but she is making me uncomfortable in my own home.

You will see it with thy eyes,but you won't leave to enjoy it..mark my words

OLABAMIJI99:
That Elrufai is too soft on that infidel is making some of us disliking Elrufai himself..

Well let's allow Obi to enjoy the fame he craves for until the election day


But one thing is certain.

NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE ALLOW A CHRSTIAN TO RULE THIS COUNTRY NO MATTER THE POLITICAL PARTY

JONATHAN IS AND REMAINS THE LAST CHRSTIAN PRESIDENT IN THIS COUNTRY

Abeg when will leah shaibu the dapchi girl be release?quote author=FalseProphet1 post=117564053]I see the 7 Angels as told by John the beloved in the book of revelation. I see them with their bowels to about to pour God's wrath upon the earth, I see famine, I see wars, I see natural disasters, I see USA and Russia firing nukes at each other, I see more than 60 of the world's population dying...I see the male survivors inheriting all the beautiful women on Earth.

Brace up oh ye sons of zurubabel, look to the East it's light shineth not, look to the West, it's seas are dried up, look to the North, the earth refuseth to bring forth it's harvest, look to the south, her sons and daughters lie dead in the streets...the end is here.

I see the rapture happening in our generation.

This I have seen.[/quote]

Kiss condom would have prevented from parent from this bundle of disgrace,but your dad refuse to give ear to my candid advice. The old man prefer skin to skin,now he is deeply regretting..

Mystic216:
This life is tribble
Lol
He no even go school
Hahaha
Nothing justifies murder but security agencies has done more evil than this in south east
They should have declared operation Lion cry
They declared operation python dance when the youths are armless
Why can’t they declare same operation now that the people are armed
Security agencies has done more evil than this in the whole of south east
So no RIP for them today, maybe next time

Only God can do this....

Abdul cow,the name fit thee wella...obi is thy next president insha Allah.

Abdul05:
Obi is a big disaster to Nigerians

Brother is like you bleep without condom?double ur condom next time cause they are all infection Carrier...

Hushbingo:
Nigeria Girls Are Useless

Tell us the truth how many young men have you destroy??

Flirtyjane:
Every animal we see in this country, we kill it.

There was supposed to be animal protection law in this country.

The dear is too beautiful to be killed.

We are destroying the ecosystem in this country.

[We say no to same faith ticket...quote author=LegendHero post=117441464]Nice one from the Tinubu team. Asiwaju is a hardcore politician who understand every antics of politics.

Dogara is a mole in APC and I love how the party already identified him as such and shown him the way out.

We must know who are with us and those against us. I wish Dogara best of luck in PDP and I hope Atiku gives the Northern Christian caucus of Dogara what they are looking for.

Sensible Northern Christians who understood the politics behind the decision are with us and one of them is the e official DG of Asiwaju campaign. That is enough for us.[/quote]

slowpoke spotted..

Rozross:
Well Asiwaju is a moving train and any dogara on the way shall be crushed. Meanwhile which country is Ajala the traveller aka social media president curently in?

Nice write up dude..

guass:
Dear Youths,

The official campaigns for the 2023 elections have commenced.
Take 1 minute and think about these.

No face cap � can cover your hunger for 4 years
No T-shirt can protect you from insecurity for 4 years
5kg rice cannot help your belly for 4 years
1ltr groundnut oil cannot sustain your kitchen for 4 years.
5 yards of Ankara cannot cover poverty for 4 years

If someone offers you 10k for campaign or voting, ask yourself this question �
How much do they give to their children as pocket money per month?
Remember, your 10k is for 4 years, and it is once and for all.

Think about your value
Think about your voice
Think about your future
Politicians are not more Nigerians than you.
The power is in your hands.

If the best candidate does not have the chance to win, waste your vote on him without a second thought.
It is better to live a fufiled life, than voting for your own problems.
It is the best thing to do.
You have a chance to speak in the future.

Remember you are not suffering as a Yoruba, Hausa or Igbo, but as a Nigerian.
Reject all ethnical cards that are unfavorable to your future.
They will visit you during campaign, but you will never see them again until the next campaign.
Work for an accountable candidate.

Election is local but politics is international
The outcome of election will not only affect you, it affects all Nigerians irrespective of where they are.
Think about the character and integrity of your candidate.

Don't submit yourself as campaign thug,
The children of politicians are enjoying winter abroad.
They don't go out with knife �, gun �, or charms.
Their lives are very important to their parents.

Be wise,
Be smart,
Be thoughtful.
Be focused

God bless Nigeria

Hope ida is safe

Why calling the moderators name? What the Bleep are they gonna do? Rubbish set of mods.

EzeNwaanyiMmili:
mynd44 lalasticlala Seun Dominique nlfpmod
Rule 1

Isha Allah affliction will never rise for the second time.. Say no to blood sucking demon party called apc.

Obi to the world.... God bless our incoming presido. Isha Allah it shall happen.

Op,you are fucking wise.flee from all those daughters of Jezebel....

Bvlgari:
Man shows what he was able to save after rejecting urgent 2k bills


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dapWvML9l2U