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ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE,
SHEBI THE OFFICER IS A HE-GOAT NI ?
U KNOW SAY HE GOAT � NO DEY CARRY EYE SEE FEMALE GOAT, IM DEY GET ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE ANYTIME IM SEE AM, BUT THE RUNS DON TEY SHA, NA AS THE WOMAN POL. TOK SAY I NO DO AGAIN NA IM CAUSE DIS DISCHARGE, BUT I NO DO AGAIN NO BI FIGHT NA.
ONE OF MY EX IN SCHOOL CHIDINMA, TELL ME SAY SHE NO DO AGAIN , I ASS AM SAY HOW WE GO COME DEY DO NOW, SHE SAY MAKE I COLLECT ALL THE ONES WHEN I DON CHOP B4,
I JUSS CRAZE, BUT QUICKLY SWITCH OVER 2 TRICIA BABY, SHARP SHARP. SO I NO DO AGAIN IS NOT BY GUN POINT OR FIGHT. COLLECT THE ONES WEY U DON CHOP B4 EH EHEH.......

FESTUS , PLS EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF EMILOKAN. 2 NIGERIANS. VERY SOON U WILL BECOME A CHARGE & BAIL LAWYER

Anthony0094:
may he go borrow from BAT

Lagos MONEY is going 2 BAT, that's why them enter igbese

Hunger politicks

PROFFESSIONAL TRAINING DEMANDS 4 HIGHER LEVEL OF DISCIPLINE, & U CAN'T GET PROVOKED, IRRESPECTIVE OF D PROVOCATION.
UR ACTIONS PROOVE UR PROFFESSIONALISM.

IF U ARE START CHASING A MAD MAN WHO OFFEND U IN THE MARKET PLACE, U MIGHT BE MISTAKEN 4 A MAD MAN.

ABIKE SHOULD LEARN THIS & LISTEN 2 EZEKWESILI.

ABIKE IS NOW LIKEWISE KEYAMO

NIGERIA GOVT IS NOW MAKING PEOPLE LOOSE THEIR BRAINS

THIS IS FAKE NEWS BY THOSE WHO ARE TRYING 2 DOWNGRADE LAGOS SINGLE HANDEDLY BUILT BY JAGABAN. THIS NEWS IS FAKE. NOTHING LIKE THIS IN ANY PART OF LAGOS. GO 2 UR VILLAGE IF U DON'T LIKE LAGOS

WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND FAST, IF THEM TELL AM WHEN HE WAS VP, SAY ONE DAY U WILL BE IN A MEETING AND UR PHONE STOLEN HIM GO DENY, SAY NOTHING LIKE DAT .

THEY ARE ALL ARCHITECHS OF OUR PROBLEMS

IN WHICH CASE , THE TERRORIST FREED THE VICTIMS THEMSELVES OR THE MILITARY , OK IF SO WHERE ARE THE ARRESTED TERRORISTS , ALONG SIDE ?. OR THEY THEY HAVE BN RE-INTEGRATED & RHABILITATED

MEK IM GRANT 30 MINS INTERVIEW. AND THAT ENDS THE CONTROVERSY

A WHOLE TRAIN OF PASSENGERS,
WHO ARE THOSE THAT NEGOTIATED THE REALEASE OF THE 1ST PEOPLE , MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS WHOSLE THING, WHERE DID THEY TAKE MONEY 2.
WE ARE NOT FOOLS

WHY I LOVE CALABAR, CLEAN ENVIRONMENT , NATURE AND MAN . VERY UNLIKE HORRIBLE LAGOS WHERE ONE CAN'T EVEN LIVE A NORMAL LIVE , EVEN IF U DRIVE ON A BUGGARTTI.

IT'S A POLICY OF THE GOVT NOT TO TAMPER WITH ANY OF THOSE TREES, EVEN IN UR PREMISES , IF THEY CONTACT THE MAINTENANCE AGENCIES THEY WILL DO THE NEEDFUL ASAP.

jeromestarks:
Once you're not married to a virgin, all manner of bad luck will begin to befall you until your home scatters.
That the pain to find and marry a young virgin woman. Only a virgin woman worth to be taken care of.

Where this one from ?

POLICE DON BUY BETTER MARKET

IF THE JUGDE NEEDS EVIDENCE THEY SHOW HIM SAMPLES, NEWSPAPERS, & REPLAY THE NATIONAL NEWS 4HIM IN THE COURT, AND WE ALL ARE WITNESSES. IS NOT A ROCKET SCIENCE.
FALS DON JONES..... IS NORMAL SOMETIMES.

WHY IN A RESIDENTIAL AREA, NO GO LAND UNTOP HIGH TENTION , TRANSFORMERS , MOVING DANGOTE TRUCK, ON MAINROADS OR GO HANG UNTOP HIGH BUILDINGS

THE REAL C.E.O S DON'T HAVE TIME 2 GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA 2 BRAG ABOUT THEIR WEALTH. , U ARE SELLING LANDS BELONGING 2 PEOPLE COLLECTING COMMISIONS OR U BOUGHT VAST AREAS OF LANDS AND START SELLING IT 2 PEOPLE. AND IF AM NOT IN THE HAULAGE BIZ, NOW I WOULD HAVE BELIEVE, WHATS THE NAME OF UR HAULAGE COMPANY, WHERE ARE UR OFFICES NATIONWIDE. WHO ARE UR PARTNERS IN THE INDUSTRY, PLS LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE

U ARE AN INGRATE , U CAN'T BE HELPED ,
U THE ONE IRRITATING THE INNOCENT LADY
FREE HER PLS , WHO THE HELL ARE U ?

Allow the man 2 sleep joo, even me when am riding on my bicycle � I dey sleep, talk less of baba himself

ALLOW THE MAN TO SLEEP JOO , ME SEF , WHEN AM RIDING ON MY BICYCLE I DO SLEEP , TALKLESS OF BABA HIMSELF.

MOST WOMEN I KNOW, WHEN THEY ARE CORRECTING THEMSELVES THEY USE BAD MOUTH. LIKE : MONEY WEY U DEY COLLECT U NO FIT USE AM BUY better soap & perf, nawah , Come make I carry U where u go baff well, u 2 dey smell , I no fit eat again abeg.....bla bla bla

Is the truth, but it depends on how its being passed, there's need 2 apply psychology 2 avoid stigmatisation & low esteem on the victim

EVERYTHING NA DUST TO DUST. DON'T LOOSE UR BRAIN

I once dated a lady like this, on one occasion she had asked the son 2 come 2 d hotel where we are to pass msg 2him.
After dat I quit silently.

And U didn't tell us how old is ur son?
And also ur sons manners of approach?
If ur son looks at him with scorn ?
U nid 2 sit ur son down and tell him that such an uncle is our good friend. They might become good pals in ur absence, and ur son might like him more.
U are the one 2 control ur son and solve it since u have said that the guy has bn nice 2u and u guys might tie the nut

Sambaby7640:
mumu na fifa games... Not sport betting

Hope U referred that 2 ur Father

WHEN U EVENTUALLY APPREHEND HIM . CROWN HIM KING OR EMIR EMEDIATELY AS REPENTANT BANDIT, AND INTEGRATE HIM BACK 2 DE SOCIETY, because IS NOT GOOD TO KILL REPENTANT TERRORIST AND BANDITS WE RATHER , INTEGRATE THEM AS REPENTANT . GIVE THEM SOCIAL AMENITIES AND MARRY WIVES 4 THOSE WHO HAVE NON

THE PETROLEUM MINISTER, AND ALL THOSE IN THE OIL SECTORS AND THE NAVY, ARE THE OIL THIEVES. NOW THEY GIVE TOMPOLO 4BILLION 2 PROTECT THE SAME OIL , AND WE HAVE PAID PERSONNELS AND SECURITY OUTFITS, AIRFORCE , NAVY, ARMY,POLICE, CIVIL DEFENCE, BOYS SCOUT, AMOTEKU, VIGILANTE, MOSQUITOES ,SPIRITUALISTS , COMMUNITY, JUST NAME THEM....... ALL GUARDING THE SAME OIL , AND SHIPS FROM FOREGN LANDS AND STEADY LOADING THE SAME STOLEN OIL @ THE PORTS AND TAKING OFF, AND THE SAME GOVT WAKES UP AND INCREASE PMS PRICE 4 ME AND U, AND THEY BROADCAST @THE NATIONAL NEWS THAT OIL IS BN STOLEN , BY SPIRITS .

THE BEST THIS IS TO SELL - OFF , THIS PLACE, 2 CHINA, OR ANYBODY WILLING 2 BUY IT . AND CASE CLOSED. EVERY TO UR TENTHS OH ! ISREAL .

U DECIDED 2 MAKE 10K NOODLES INSTEAD OF THE REGULAR ORDERS OF CHINESE FOOD OF 8-10K ,

IN THIS PRESENT ECONOMY, THAT'S U NO GET WIFE AND KIDS, LANDLORD, AND PAY SCHOOL FEES PLUS EVERY EVERY , THAT'S U NO GET WETIN U DEY THINK AT ALL 4NOW .......

MAY GOD ANSWER MY PRAYERS O O

emmabest2000:
The number 2 in the list
is it not FFK relative

FFK is a danm prodigal son

NA DE LIVING DEAD

God1000:
UK government should just sell everything and send us the money since their families are untraceable.

Nigerians and Africans still living in foreign countries should learn from this before its too late, we're all gonna croak someday and leave everything behind.


This reminds me of Abacha's loot that is still unknown.

Personally I don't think I will buy any property or save huge amount of money in another country.

Meanwhile I'm over the moon that Russia is losing badly in Ukraine, dictator Putin has finally made Russia a laughingstock, Russia will be ranked number 10 in the next global military power

Instead of u to advice that family members from States concerned go to claim, even if they sell it it will be given to these same set of ur corrupt leaders, think wisely abeg

ABEG TELL US WHO GO WIN MATCHES , SO WE NO GO DEY LOOSE OUR BETS

THIS GUY STILL TAKES DRUGS , ONLY THAT HE FEEDS BETTER NOW

jaszplus12:

Some 25 years ago someone bought a radio cassette player at the general market and proudly brought it home, his daughter told me about her dad buying Panasonic radio cassette player. I expressed my doubts since it was bought in the market...
When I saw it finally, it was labelled PANASOANIC!!
I almost fainted from laughter!
Again, during the early days of GSM, when the video/camera editions were new, a friend proudly went to buy one, it wasn't until TWO full days later we noticed it's labelled SONY ERICSSOM not Ericsson!

SONY ERICSSON IS ORIGINAL GRAND PRODUCT
SONY COMPANY BOUGHT OVER ERICSSON & CHANGED 2 SONY ERICSSON

Nonexisting1:
What is beautiful in scattering other people's schedule and itinerary? She knew her pregnancy was almost due yet she boarded the plane and inconvenienced other travelers. If you were on that flight and had important appointment to meet, you'd be so blinded by anger that you wouldn't see any beauty in this. All these foolish women wey dey go abroad to born Jesus. Mtchew

U ARE TRUELY NON-EXISTING