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mornin pple

, sombodi berra flip d switch so we can have some rain,children are slowly bein roasted by this heat (unconfirmed n'paper reports o)lol.

if u live for lekki na ur fault ,in d interim buy a boat!! m sure all dem lekki pples r moving to IGD real soon. aint no floodin strong enof .

baddest of them all, u can see d shadow of d cameramen durin scenes and u can hear conversation in d next room/outside wen its spossed to b midnite!!!!!!!!!!!

evey rich man is a 'chief' and must alws have a protudin belly

1, d story is just 'beginnin' after pt 1
2, poison bottles are alws marked with skull and cross bones
3, robbers must alws escape wit screechin tires even wen nobody's chasing them
4, women 'carry' ak47's effortlessly wit one hand
5, thugs must alws smoke cigarette and talk in ultra bass voices
6, dead parents must alws appear in dreams to show their children the 'way'
7, sombodi must suffer multiple bad luck/misfortune b4 finally 'makin' it

BB is good for f peeps dt use d features, however most pple now carry one just to 'belong'.imagine a colleague dt doesnt even knw hw to send sms ,yet she carries a BB around to 'show' off.

most of em gurls r alws lookin for sombodi to buy em one , na by force?if ur berry cnt be black, go for blue or green na?

@axeman

welcome to d club, after all man shall not live by work alone,

@ice

wat can i say, 'invasion of d transformer witches pt 1', u need to fight fire wit fire.contact me for details on combatin 'em, only for a nominal fee

welcome 2 d nu week pples,

hope ur wknd was bam, as for me,i'm lookin forward to d next one,

nice day,

@ all


nice peaceful weekend to y'all, do only those things u'd be able to 'share',


see ya,

no lele

nothin dey happen

@bluehorizon

its true, hitv spends soo much time feedin us with stories that they actually forget to do the needful.talk is cheap,we don tire for grammar.make dem perform make we hail them, shikena.dstv does not spend its time on propaganda,they just act so y cant hiwahala do the same?

dats all we seek!

@olason

hw much b dis wonder box and hw we fit get am?hope it wont suddenly suddenly stop workin sha,

abokis r probably diversifyin their economy, if d okada thingy doesnt work out, hello 'maiguarding'

@ ice

penthouses r closer to heaven so d breeze must be wow(i don't knw y churches have not taken note of dis fact ),

as for d maiguard just play him for a fool b4 april, tell him yaradie wants to see all his fiiful,flenty flenty pipe hundred naira for any aboki dat shows up, he 'll disappear in a jiffy like ewedu lubricated amala down an ibadan man's thorat.

enjoy

is it privately built or part of the estate?

@akebulan

speakin metaphorically bro, , google baked potatoes, gerrit?

p.s

"dis is just d beginnin of d story, watch out for part x"

TO GOD BE THE GLORY.

jeez!!!!!!!!!

home video,

fake product from basically brain dead editors, they just dnt know when and wat to cut off. try watchin a kissin scene, ewwwwwwwwwww.dogs would do better wit all d slobbering.

have u watched d so called 'epics' where women have 'shaped and lined' eyebrows and men spotted razor sharp teddies?

simple thing, NOBODY pays attention to details, shikena!

my take,if u can do it well dont show it at all.

ps,

can somebody tell d janitor in charge of d thermostat in lagos to turn it down a lil?dis son of man is feelin like a potato bein slowly baked in its jacket

u pple wont b able to handle my cooked state o, nuff said!

FRIDAYYYYYYYYYY

how much i love dis day, wont mind a whole month of 'em,

@ice, yaba left is 'posh' but it certainly doesnt hold a candle to 'aro'.dat place na 'eldorado', end of dicussion.

cant wait for 2moro, in btw doin a lil bit of monitorin/supervision over @ 'phase 2' and couch potatoin watchin me some football, it promises to be fun.

wish y'all gbogbo igbadun,

@busy body

yaba must definitly b d place, rockin w/o end

gbogbo swagga, i feel u, u no fit shout,

flyn a1/2,

DAARSAT is dead and gone to its grave,hum ha, gone to its grave,


forget DAARSAT,try Hitv

@urfriend

forget dis dongo turenchi, baa koko walahi,haba ?? baa chao ne

@ice,

don't blv everything u see on tv,all ur landlady has just done is postpone d 'evil' day. d next bill will b much much longer

take a word of advice, dnt fret,just pay , meanwhile,y did d woman reconnect u pple sef? i was lickin my lips in anticipaton of royal rumble/ww3 , now she don gon spoil my fun, o ma se o,


better luck next time

thnks bro,

dats one set up there, lets hope dts not too difficult to replicate.

cheers man.

hitv should buckle up and learn how to listen to customers.dstv has just launched africa magic hausa and yoruba to counter amuludun and gamji.dat is d sign of a serious company dat knws how to run wit competition.kidsco and discoveryworld have also been added, so basically wat hitv has dats special is epl.

a word is enof for d wise, sombodi should improve their total entertainment content b4 their decoders become useum pieces.

by the way, d channels were added without fuss and fanfare, no 'comin soon or watch dis space', promises or promises w/o any action.

@ilugun

u want to kobalise ur broda ni?deep pockets ke?odeshi, solar is a long term thot though, d whole world is goin green.anything is worth it as long as we get to enjoy constant uniterrupted power w/o d 'no point' agendas from our politikos.

nobody should blame d abokis o.conspiracy theorists have hinted dt they r bein paid to come to lagos and injure as many pple as possible tru d use of 'okada'.a tour of gbobi wards will enlighten u, d point is dt if we southerners dont allow sharia to cut off our arms and legs like them,then okada will do just fine. talibanism on anoda level,

my g/ma use to say "oye lo'ma a kilo fun oni tobi" before u start runnin fi cover ,dt means harmattan go hammer person wen wear only underwear, economic reality is makin us a more prudent pple, gone are d days wen pple just leave things to waste anyhw, if only we will adopt dt on a national scale,

@micro

Pls i have d intention of gettin me a 3m dish installed to catch d nilesat bug, w/o motorising (due to d attendant technicalities) is there any other additional i can use dt same dish for??

thank u,

@ice,

ambition is d only reason why we exist, u just never knw,i might start plottin to take over d world, one neighbourhood at a time.then all u pple will have no choice but to see d through my own keyhole, howzdat wont have to say my house, more like my 'world'

@bisowo

good to knw dat now akwai ruwa fala fala, water no get enemy and in dis heat one needs d stuff like a conductor needs change.

u cant blame dem aboki/maiguard pple at all.there r so many of dem itchin to come and taste d 'sinful' life in lagos that they just have to do rotational migration to create d space for others.

dd i hear u say 8-14 hours of lite?from phcn??it means ur area is witchfree,or ur witches r lazy, our transformers have a relatively short life span cos accordin to d grapevine,witches in our area actually use them for meetins, anything more than 10mins of light supply makes dem go BOOM!, FLICKER FLICKER =atrociously low current.then u cant track any low flyin UFOs,

@ilugun

Great to hear from u again ma brodaman, no mind all dem artisans.first thing i do wen anything is damaged is open it up myself to see if i can fiddle around a bit(note that d only exception to dis rule is anything electrical,ABDULMUTTALAB is not my second name) .outside of dt i just grit my teeth and pay up while tryin to pick all i can learn from d bugger when he's doin d job so that i dont havta call him again.

those auto sprays just drive me nuts, wit their constant 'sneezes' dt distract my attention.bushman's rule says d simpler d better, my fingers r able,

i'v been lookin for a means to lay my hands on dt prepaid meter, everybody knws its more efficient but phcn has made it virtually impossible to get any in lagos,anybody here has any clues??hope God blesses on dis money issue, i'm also considerin joinin d inverter train though that will come later when i actually do move to d other place as i can put permanent structures in place w/o fear of sudden movement.m even thinkin about hookin up a solar chargin system thereby becomin my own IPP(independent power provider) , 'pepper' willing.

wat can i say abt hitv, u knw d story.now i combine both, entertainment from dstv and football from hiwahala, almighty nilesat go soon enter sha,a 3m dish to receive all d juicy blessins from 'heaven' FTA .mayb i'll get me one of em aljazeera cards and turn my place to a cinema

do take care bro,

@ice,

harmony drive, aint dat off wisteria lane,surbubia?

who wants tp be a 1st world country?? wat would all d churches do?we wont have much to pray about again na

update on ma nu place, money's fallin outta ma pockets faster than lagosians rushin thru free party rice, cant complain much sha, they say u gotta pay to play, d pains of tryin 2 mugrate from tenancy to a landlord,