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Phones › Re: Is There Any Good Store Where I Can Get This In Anambra Or Onitsha by masterflowx(m): 9:20am On Jun 26, 2021

Anambra or Onisha?

This one don ment cheesy

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Romance › Re: I Caught Her Red Handed But She Said She Was Doing It For Me by masterflowx(m): 4:03am On Jun 26, 2021

Once fvcked can't never be unfvcked.
Imagine, the extremely fetish Yahoo boys fvcking someone future wife and the mumunatu still want to go ahead with the wedding.

Spit!!!

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Romance › Re: Have A Girl Ever Toasted You Directly? by masterflowx(m): 7:22am On Jun 18, 2021

blockgeek69:
For the guys, have a girl ever toasted you directly! What was the outcome? I have one currently on my neck

Yes! That was last year and we f**k uncountable times before she move to another state.

Health › Re: Hallitosis(Mouth Odour) Has Finished Me; Pls Help A Brother by masterflowx(m): 9:14am On Jun 13, 2021

3310adeb
Sorry dear.
To start with, if you're in Lagos, kindly look for all these Yoruba women selling these small small alcoholic drinks. For example: people that sells, Action bitter, Alomo bitter, Chelsea drink, Seaman drink. Tell them that you want to buy "SUCCESS".

SUCCESS is an herbal drink with zero alcohol. For easy identification, it has red cap.

Why do I introduced you to SUCCESS herbal drink? Is because if there is any underlying medical issue SUCCESS can help you to cover it up by flushing you entire stomach. Even you will testify because it will clear any unnecessary dirty in you system.

One sold at N250. Please, use only one once, don't divide it. And shake it very well before use.

Also, I will advise you to use it very early in the morning even before you brush. Use it when you at a place where rest room is not too far to you. You can use SUCCESS 3 times a week. Eg: Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.

And also, continue brushing your mouth and tongue regularly.

Good luck!

Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Celebrates Kanye West's 44th Birthday Despite Filing For Divorce by masterflowx(m): 2:13pm On Jun 09, 2021

*smile*

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage To Seyi Shay: 'Your Nyash Is The Dirtiest In This Industry' (Video) by masterflowx(m): 8:03am On Jun 09, 2021

Tiwa Savage is extremely toxic. Every Single guys here should try as much as possible to avoid dating single mothers.

Single mothers doesn't easily move on because of their experiences in bad relationships.

Imagine swearing with your son's life because of mere argument between you and your colleague?

Nonsense and ingredients!

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Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Weeps Saying She Feels Like A Fucking Failure Leaving Kanye (Pix) by masterflowx(m): 11:06am On Jun 06, 2021

She left her third Marriage. Definitely all her fault. Spit!

Politics › Re: Twitter Ban: Canada, The EU, Ireland, UK And US Issues Joint Statement by masterflowx(m): 8:10am On Jun 06, 2021

SportsHD:
Na we fuckup. We brought in a dictator. And now he's doing what he does best.

Na zombie people not we ok... Pls, don't generalize because we get brain pass ourselves. I'm wiser than you and other zombies that's why I never fell to their lies during electioneering campaign.

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Politics › Re: Twitter Ban: Malami Orders Prosecution Of Offenders by masterflowx(m): 3:54pm On Jun 05, 2021

They will soon send force men to the streets to start checking phones, once they discovered that you have VPN application on your phone you're a gonna. Nigeria is totally finished!

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Politics › Re: Seriake Dickson: You Don't Play Politics With National Security And Economy by masterflowx(m): 2:24pm On May 26, 2021

Kings999:
It shall never be well with buhari and his co...
All buhari supporters will die miserable.... AMEN!

Including

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Some Of Palestinian Top Warlords That Died During The Strike ( Pic) by masterflowx(m): 4:34am On May 25, 2021

Hashabiah:
You have the psychology of a fool. So because I do not share the same view as you, I am now regarded as a terrorist abi? Wallahi you are daft

Yes, you're a terrorist. Is a simple as that...

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Politics › Re: Liyel Imoke: APC Collapsing, Not The Best Place To Go by masterflowx(m): 12:02pm On May 24, 2021

Coldshisha:
Ode APC has the highest number of political office holders both elective and non elective

Keep fooling yourself in Ipob party and thinking Atiku is your Fulani Messiah

So, you've forgotten that United minority is better that divided majority ba?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden: No Peace Until Middle East Nations Recognize Israel's Right To Exist by masterflowx(m): 10:12am On May 23, 2021

nairalee:
This Biden has shown that Trump was actually a better leader. They just used propaganda to take him out of office.

Yoruba Muslim, how're you?

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Sports › Re: Chelsea Are Looking Unstoppable But Can Still Miss Out On Next Season's UCL by masterflowx(m): 6:10pm On May 17, 2021

Kingk47:
It will end in Premium tears. Anything that Vulture griller supports dey get K-leg. That Vulture griller just get bad luck. His confused darling daddy is in France for a meeting that has been cancelled

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Travel › Re: I Walked On The Longest Pedestrian Bridge In Nigeria (pics, Video) by masterflowx(m): 6:50am On May 12, 2021

hedonister:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9x3zb--iPE

Thank God � this isn't in Lagos, those hoodlums would probably be collecting about 100 phones each night from the pediatricians.

Education › Re: Why Do They Always Request For Mother's Maiden Name? by masterflowx(m): 8:23am On May 10, 2021

anonym0us:
what if it's your brother or cousin that stole your phone

Not only about phone matter my brother. You can also commit a crime in future that will require your mother's maiden name to trace you to your root.

You know some families has abadon the surname the answered when they were in primary or secondry schools. For example, in my family out of 4 boys I am the only one still answering my great-grandfather's name.

Crime › Re: Bukky Black Supports Baba Ijesha, Accuses People Of Plotting His Downfall by masterflowx(m): 4:57pm On May 01, 2021

Sirmuel1:
She may be right.

She's right. Though, I happened 7 years ago but the current one is a big set up. They wants to punish him that's why they locked the two of them together and recorded it.

Crime › Re: CCTV Evidence: Baba Ijesha Kissing, Handling Female Minor - PUNCH Reviews by masterflowx(m): 4:47pm On May 01, 2021

GodblessMNK:
Abeg who don watch the video?

Your WhatsApp number

Crime › Re: Assassins Kill Rasak Jikoji A Month After Chieftaincy Case Victory (Photos) by masterflowx(m): 7:46pm On Apr 29, 2021

Islie:
https://punchng.com/assassins-kill-lagos-socia[sup][/sup]lite-month-after-chieftaincy-case-victory/

. Humm! Less than 1km to my house here in Badore and I didn't hear about the news until I turned to Nigerian info fm this evening. What a wicked world we live in? Funnily enough, the man is a Muslim and their assailants must also be Muslim as well because majority of Lagos chiefs are Muslims. My point is that, they are observing Ramadan. Why they chose this holy period to not just a crime but a deadly crime? May his soul rest in peace.

Politics › Re: Owerri Jailbreak: More Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners Wanted By Police by masterflowx(m): 9:47am On Apr 14, 2021

I can see first Yoruba man there... Ade Ogundele. So pitiful!

Politics › Re: Lagos To Empower Amputee Single Parent, Relocates Her To Temporary Shelter by masterflowx(m): 2:27am On Apr 14, 2021

techmo:

Lagos State Government are very proactive

God bless Lagos State Nigeria

God bless Sanwo-Olu

God bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu, the man that designed master plan of good Governance in Lagos

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. Mtcheeewww to your last paragraph cool

Politics › Re: Inside The Endless Crises In South West PDP (Analysis) by masterflowx(m): 12:07pm On Apr 12, 2021

samtee37:
If you read all this click share
I you didnt click like.

. From A to Z because I'm a die-hard PDP member. I even read all the comments join self.

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Travel › Re: Fire Breaks Out In Ajah, Lagos (video) by masterflowx(m): 4:27pm On Mar 31, 2021

ceeceeuwa:
Where exactly in Ajah?

Opposite Blenco supermarket.

Travel › Re: Fire Breaks Out In Ajah, Lagos (video) by masterflowx(m): 2:12pm On Mar 31, 2021

The same thing happened last year at thuue same spot. Furniture people are in big problem once again. Less that 1km to my house. Isn't ordinary.

Nairaland General › Re: Things Every Lady Should Know Before 30 by masterflowx(m): 9:10pm On Feb 27, 2021

Morientez:
Avoid married men at all cost.

Impossibility that can never be possible.

They rather die instead...

Politics › Re: 2022: Tension In Ekiti PDP As Fayose Dumps Eleka, Oni, Supports Kolawole by masterflowx(m): 10:31pm On Feb 21, 2021*

duro4chang:
E be like say you know this area very well. Please create a post about ijesa speaking ekiti people. I want to know more.

because Okeimesi and Efon-Alaye share boundaries with Ijesha people. And they actually speak Ijesha language because I also have many friends around that side.

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Politics › Re: Lekki Concession Company Speaks On Bank Debts, Ownership, Fate Of Over 500 Staff by masterflowx(m): 6:53am On Feb 16, 2021

tommy589:
As a lay man I just have the feelings,without verifiable evidence that they make tonnes of money ripping the road users off. But i am thanking God we have people like you that will tear their lies into shreds with calculations or documentary facts if need be

Never believe in their lies. They make millions of naira at the toll plaza every hours. My working place is less than a killometer to the toll gate (distance between Bishop Aboyade cole to Lekki Toll Gate). Lcc should forget about the reopening of the toll gate until the victims of October 20th shooting get justice.

Food › Re: Big Gaboon Viper Caught In ÌJẸ̀BÚ ODE In Ogun State (Photos) by masterflowx(m): 8:20pm On Feb 04, 2021

kingbee90:
Oga why not cut off the head of that highly venomous serpent before touching or playing with it?
Gaboon viper is as venomous as the black mamba. A bite can kill a full grown man in less than 30mins.
Chai!!!

Never compare black mamba with Gaboon viper. By the way did you just say 30 minutes. Gaboon viper bite is instant death ok. Once the shot toughes blood the person is gone.

Autos › Re: Stop Engraving Your Plate Numbers On Vehicle by masterflowx(m): 7:51am On Jan 21, 2021

Nice one. Brainer OP. Kudos!

Phones › Re: NIN: Prepare For Consequences, NIMC Threatens Unregistered Nigerians. by masterflowx(m): 6:42pm On Jan 19, 2021

I have gone there about 5 times without being registered. I can't come and go and kee myself. grin

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Romance › Re: Would You Still Forgive And Love Someone After They’ve Cheated? by masterflowx(m): 9:12am On Jan 18, 2021

snowland:
Dealing with one right now...

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Nobody says you shouldn't accept her back. But before you do so just remember that she kissed your rival passionately, he sucked her breasts, your cheating girlfriend also sucked his dick. She shouted more more more harder harder harder... She was kissed in her forehead a show of passion. She did doggie style, reverse cowgirl, standing style, inside toilet, or perhaps, inside kitchen. My man go ahead and bring the hoe back to your life. We'll be waiting for your heartbreaking post on NL when the time comes. Good luck!

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Family › Re: Moyo Thomas Changes Her Name To Mo David (Photos) by masterflowx(m): 7:50pm On Jan 03, 2021

meobizy:
How is this honestly Nairalanders' business? It changes nothing from their broke lives.

Na them...

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