₦airaland Forum

kingbee90:
Oga why not cut off the head of that highly venomous serpent before touching or playing with it?
Gaboon viper is as venomous as the black mamba. A bite can kill a full grown man in less than 30mins.
Chai!!!

Never compare black mamba with Gaboon viper. By the way did you just say 30 minutes. Gaboon viper bite is instant death ok. Once the shot toughes blood the person is gone.

Nice one. Brainer OP. Kudos!

I have gone there about 5 times without being registered. I can't come and go and kee myself.

snowland:
Dealing with one right now...

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Nobody says you shouldn't accept her back. But before you do so just remember that she kissed your rival passionately, he sucked her breasts, your cheating girlfriend also sucked his dick. She shouted more more more harder harder harder... She was kissed in her forehead a show of passion. She did doggie style, reverse cowgirl, standing style, inside toilet, or perhaps, inside kitchen. My man go ahead and bring the hoe back to your life. We'll be waiting for your heartbreaking post on NL when the time comes. Good luck!

meobizy:
How is this honestly Nairalanders' business? It changes nothing from their broke lives.

Na them...

Mentioning cultism in Lagos without mentioning AJAH is like mentioning city without people. 50% of Lagos cultist reside in Lekki Ajah axis. Too bad.

Fact!

Venessa? That one remind me of Martin Beck Nworah on facebook. So, he later broke Sandra heart?

AY Makun

[quote author= post=97584477]Same to you oooo,
Wahala boy.[/quote]Man not boy ok...

[quote author= post=97574358]You are always welcome.

BTW,
We no be sir o,
We are simply WE.[/quote]Ok, thanks for the advice "WE".

Before I forget... Merry Christmas and prosperous new year in advance.

Prechgold1180:
Best feeling

My mum go dance and sleep for ground

Best Christmas package for that woman

Meanwhile
FTc on new year Eve

Satan you are a bastard
Mynd44 you are playing with me dangerously

To all nairaland family I wish you the best

Special advise
Nur too spend today / tmr remember say January Nur dey quick dey finish


Lasticalala I need an estimate of all the snake you ate this year

Bush meat grill
Change work

Boss slawomir. Try reduce ur weed


Pastor righteousness preaching is not all about putting fear in the heart of your readers try teach the good side of the kingdom of God

To all upcoming nairaland celebrities I greet u o


At dis junction I beg to off my mic

MANNABBQGRLLS is now a bush meat grill again. Anyway, he should change work as the babe rightly said

pocohantas:
2020 has been hard for many Nigerians, including you obviously. Maybe they cursed you, but this is not a good year to judge.

You used your brain today. Glory be to God.

Has Pastor Tunde Bakary Been Bought By Tinubu?

W

Maybe year 2021 will be a year of manner in the life of his fans. Anything tomfoolery is never far from him. Spit!

Deathissweet:
Who get time to dey read this long epistle ?

I actually read it from the beginning to the end

Vision4God:
ExxonMobil don't joke with anything that jeopardizes safety.
The easiest way to get sacked in ExxonMobil is to flount the simplest safety rule.
May God comfort the family of the man that lost his life.

It seems you an insider... You said it all

Visit Lekki conservation centre. I was there last year Christmas because my house is just about 2 killometers away.

Is at 2nd Lekki Toll Gate near chevron.

Thank me later!

Luckydubby7:
So, is this country only met for Muslims?
To start with, let him convert to Christianity.

Is Jonathan a Muslim? At least, go and do labourer work to buy sense nah.

oluseyiforjesus:
If u like visit sambisa u can't rule Nigeria

Seconded!

EmmaNuella77:
Exactly....
For me, its not ideal to visit guys alone or even visit at all at all..

Except...

Continue deceiving yourself ok.

Zzor:
I don't visit guys

You think say we be mumu abi...?

Small girl with BIG God. We're coming Linda, that's why we're hustling everyday.

pozehnani:
Job pressure.

Maybe Bankers! but others are very rude

psychologist:
When will nairaland stop promoting snake extinction agenda.

I hope lala read this... Kudos to you guy.

Our 3 points is not negotiable.

YNWA!!!

englishmart:
Whenever I remember Davido is my mate, I feel like killing myself.

What about me that I senior him with 8 years and 8 months?

Bro, be contented with what you have...

My self and Seun Osewa...
Final answer!

Aunty be calming down small small nah...

With Biden at the helm of the affairs of US, jakpa from this shit hole called Nigeria is possible.

ILoveDemMANNA:
O da yan mo!
U no sabi person!!

She be Omo Aye!!


Go and ask for her hand in marriage now.
Afraid dey catch u?
Like say marriage na achievement in life!
Kuronbe, make boys see road....

Finally, don kolo...