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Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Kneels For Her Husband To Prove That She Doesn't Control Him (Pix) by masterflowx(m): 10:29am On Nov 27, 2021

Simply Simp...

Crime › Re: Armed Robber Who Dresses Like A Herdsman Arrested In Ogun by masterflowx(m): 9:57pm On Nov 25, 2021*

The guy is nether a thief nor armed robber. He was unfortunate to be walking at the scene of the incident couple with his mode of dress.

That remaind me of 2019 that people were shot at oke ira in Ajah area of Lagos State during cults clashed. The Innocent people coming from work was at the receiving end. Policemen picked everyone including people at their various shops.

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Science/Technology › Re: Ten Of The Tallest Trees In The World (Pictures) by masterflowx(m): 7:58pm On Nov 21, 2021

Chloraseptic:
Rubbish..

Most tress in my village are taller than these..

That's how they will name the biggest dîck as if they saw everyone walking naked.

They measured the dicks that was presented to them. If you think you are up to the task come forward and present your dick and we shall see if it won't enter Guinness world record.

Romance › Re: Is There Another Lagos In Lagos? Where All These Badass Locations Dey? (photos) by masterflowx(m): 6:48pm On Nov 13, 2021

nairaman66:
Is there another Ozumba Mbadiwe Ave? Street full of banks..

See your mouth.
Full of banks kwa?

How many banks are there in Ozumba Mbamdiwe street?

Eco bank, just after Kilimanjaro before falomo under bridge.

Zenith Bank beside Quilux night club.

Now mention another bank along that lane. Liar!

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Romance › Re: Is There Another Lagos In Lagos? Where All These Badass Locations Dey? (photos) by masterflowx(m): 6:45pm On Nov 13, 2021*

oglalasioux:
If you've been to Dubai and walk blindfolded into some streets of Victoria Island, notably Ozumba Mbadiwe, when the veil falls you'll think you are in Deira, Dubai. Lagos is beautiful.

Just stand on falomo bridge and look left, right, back and front. Nobody will tell you that Lagos is a beautiful city, regardless...

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Romance › Re: Is There Another Lagos In Lagos? Where All These Badass Locations Dey? (photos) by masterflowx(m): 6:43pm On Nov 13, 2021

Deborah98:
Nice place . Been craving to visit Lagos since this year but nah I don't want to get missing

I stay in Ajah lagos. You can come to my place but just for a week, your security and welfare is guaranteed during your stay. You're welcome!

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Romance › Re: A Newly Married Lady With Her Male Best Friend by masterflowx(m): 7:07pm On Nov 11, 2021

Just like frying riped plantain without have a taste of it. It can never be possible my brother.

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Health › Re: My Near-Death Experience At Radisson Blu Hotel In Lagos By Victor Asemota by masterflowx(m): 2:09pm On Nov 08, 2021

Soulouu:
It must be the one at Anthony

He mentioned Victoria island which means the one at Ozumba Mbamdiwe street, near oniru bus stop.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 6th November 2021 by masterflowx(m): 4:39pm On Nov 06, 2021

helinues:
I doubt if you have been watching Chelsea match lately

Mendy supposed to be topping the best saves currently in the EPL

I'm really happy for the Mendy guy. Imagine, sidelining about 3 white men week in, week out.

I like seeing black people abroad performing more than their white colleagues not only in football, but in every aspect they are competing.

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Politics › Re: Akeredolu: Withdrawal Of Army Checkpoints Is Targeted At Amotekun by masterflowx(m): 6:52am On Nov 04, 2021*

Kingpin1000:
Lol
Cheerleader, keep cheering for your darling daddy.
You will soon get served, the tea He is given everybody.

You even get time to be mentioning the grill seller guy/girl/confused human being like .

I wonder whether he/she/the confused grill seller have blood flowing in his/her/confused vein.

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Properties › Re: Building Under Construction Collapses In Lekki (Photo) by masterflowx(m): 3:29pm On Nov 02, 2021

doggedfighter:
The season of collapsed buildings.

I heard Lekki soil is soft and not really good for storey buildings.

You're right

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Politics › Re: Femi Adesina: There Would’ve Been No Nigeria Again If Buhari Didn’t Win In 2015 by masterflowx(m): 8:12am On Oct 31, 2021*

Mossadd:
It shall not be well with femi Adesina and his entire generation Ogun lo ma pa iya laya Adesina eleribu go just dey take Nigerian catch cruise

You're a Yoruba man ba? But let me tell you that a vote for any APC presidential candidate in 2023 is a vote for people like Femi Adesina, Lai Mohammed, Garba Shehu, Malami, El Rufai, Yahaya Bello and Gandola to remain in the corridor of power.

Vote APC out in the next general election to put those aforementioned insane people out of power. Mind you, I'm also a Yoruba man from Ekiti state but I can differentiate between wrong and right that's why me and my household can never thumbprint for any APC candidate in 2023. Thanks!

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Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Iyorchia Ayu Emerges PDP National Chairman by masterflowx(m): 5:15am On Oct 31, 2021

Culture › Re: Queen Aanu Introduces New Man To Her Family by masterflowx(m): 5:53pm On Oct 29, 2021

I just wish the said new guy survive this trap. He's trying to collect Ikubabayeye's wife.

Politics › Re: PDP Governors, Elders Head For Showdown Over Oyinlola by masterflowx(m): 2:27pm On Oct 29, 2021

PDP should pls put their house in order.

All I want is for to come across any PDP related post on this forum and started walling.

PDP singing in Naira Marley's voice:
I'm coming; I'm coming, I'm coming...

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TV/Movies › Re: Fun Pictures From TECNO Bbnaija After Party In Lagos by masterflowx(m): 11:46am On Oct 29, 2021

Newly promoted olosho from Biggie house.

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Education › Re: Why Do I Commit Crimes In My Dreams? by masterflowx(m): 10:16am On Oct 29, 2021

Dear, go to any prayer mountain that you know, pray against it before it started manifesting.

My 2 cent.

Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Drag Liquorose As She Showed Up For Tecno Party In See-through Outfit by masterflowx(m): 10:08am On Oct 29, 2021

Newly promoted olosho from Biggie house.

Politics › Re: South West Governors Visits Tinubu (Pictures) by masterflowx(m): 5:49am On Oct 27, 2021

Jaganban can't rule Nigeria.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Japan’s Princess Mako Marries Kei Komuro, 'Commoner' Husband. Ditches Royalty by masterflowx(m): 9:04pm On Oct 26, 2021

rottenPussy:
Your assertions hit better on bad news.

Don't instantiate the couple with Christian belief cos they are most likely not Christians

They're purely Christians. The even attended Christian University together.

Romance › Re: Body Count Means Everything Don't Be Deceived by masterflowx(m): 12:07pm On Oct 25, 2021

Holumhidey:
Leave them let them continue deceiving themselves

Nairaland girls are the worse
There are many of them here with hundreds of body counts
Lemme nor mention name before they say i hate ishilove

What of Onyii22?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Trashed And Humiliated At Home To Liverpool by masterflowx(m): 9:22pm On Oct 24, 2021

FamTomx2:
I think your football analysis is better than indulging in partisan politics,

borrow leaf from repented NL Sarrik and apologize to Nairalanders for evil propagation and misleading.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (0 - 5) On 16th October 2021 by masterflowx(m): 8:01pm On Oct 16, 2021

chikason22:
Destruction, Annahilation.

What an Assss whooping.

Ladies and Gents it's another butt kicking.
FT. Watford 0:5 Liverpool
Hope you all are entertained, cus I am.

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Where is my name here?

YNWA

Crime › Re: Delta Police Arrest Man With Single Barrel Gun Concealed Inside Bag Of Garri by masterflowx(m): 11:52am On Oct 12, 2021

They should just come to my village, I swear, they will arrest hundreds of local Innocent hunters with this type of gun.

They should free the Innocent man abeg.

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: I’ll Be A Different Person Outside The House – Angel by masterflowx(m): 5:32pm On Oct 03, 2021

E.g snatching people's husbands and so on... Spit!

Phones › Re: I Hate Making Calls: Am I The Only Human Who Hate This? by masterflowx(m): 2:59pm On Sep 30, 2021

Offpoint1:
I honestly hate making calls, I hardly call ANYONE, in fact the last I spoke with my mom was 6 months ago... Is worse with my siblings and relatives. I can go a year or more without calling them.

I don't pick any call I didn't expect, neither do I return missed calls.

I hate sending people wishes, be it on social media, text or physical.
All my social media handles are in ghost mode, except my business WhatsApp.

I hardly reply messages on my personal WhatsApp line.

Although I get really busy most times, but I don't
think it's an excuse enough. I've tried changing, but it isn't working.

It seems the only place I reply to people is on Nairaland, I've never clicked a "Like button" on the internet before... I have phobia for it.

How can I adjust? I spend 99.99% of my free time Alone in a quiet place soul traveling to universe.

Low self-esteem

Christianity Etc › Re: Limousine: Pastor Kumuyi, What They Expected Of Him Vs What He Came With (Photo) by masterflowx(m): 11:06am On Sep 26, 2021*

Take my words, before I leave, I mean, before I go. I'm going to remove everything that I have set up that I thought will help deeper life and make us holy, and make us sanctified, make us deep and make us deeper and I see is not making us deeper but shallow, before I leave,I will uproot all of them and present to you a pure church before I leave.

Pastor Kumuyi (2015).

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: What Thomas Tuchel And Jürgen Klopp Have In Common As Germans by masterflowx(m): 2:08pm On Sep 21, 2021

Kiddinpoh:
Tuchel is a magician. This is coming from a Barca fan

So sorry, I can see that Anfield 4:0 is still hurting you like seriously. Sorry boy!

grin

Crime › Re: Boko Haram Release Video Of Soldiers Killed In An Ambush (graphic Photo by masterflowx(m): 2:29am On Sep 21, 2021

Any parents from southern Nigeria that allow any of their children to join Nigeria army from 2015 to date are not worth to be called parents.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Cameroon House & Housemates In Pictures by masterflowx(m): 2:22am On Sep 21, 2021

At least, they have upgraded this year compare to the one that I watched 2 years ago. I nearly throw up that very year after watching them for only 5 minutes. They are improving...

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